Wednesday, January 14th 2009

The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man Has Let Himself Go!

No. It's gorgeous Boy Georgie Porgie, puddin', pie, cake, candy, ice cream, and anything else he can fit in his mouth hole!

I can't lie to myself. I'd let him hit it with a rusty chain while I'm tied to his radiator. I bet he smells like powdered donuts and turkey gravy. I kind of just want to nestle into his chins o'plenty. And his chichis probably rival Aretha Franklin's. Swooooon.

Here's BG leaving his house in London today to visit the ATM. You know what he's getting money for. I just hope the bitch he bought knows how to pick a lock with his tongue.

Posted by: Michael K


noiprocs101's picture

It's so sad.

juni's picture

Do you really want to hurt me? Do you really want to make me cry?

Edmond64's picture

Cortison makes such moon faces, due to its side effects.

Who ate all the karma chameleons?

He is so capable, and I like him very much, I have seen him on Meetwealthy. com. I also met a lot of wealthy singles and celebs here. I am so lucky.

KD's picture

mmm, powdered dough"nuts" sound really good right now.

Dominique Devereaux's picture

Submitted by  on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 8:15am.
Submitted by Green Is Good on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 6:32am.

Sad. Looks like The Boy has hitting the booze. Hard.
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That and the bacon rinds.

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I would say it was weed. Weed gives you the munchies for junk. But yeah booze makes you fat too.

Dominique Devereaux's picture

idky but i like him and his bitchy self. he seems to get himself into the most unfortunate incidents. i imagine a day in his life is staying home and getting really, really high then ordering in pizza and hookers. lol. poor george. where did it all go wrong.

Submitted by Green Is Good on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 6:32am.

Sad. Looks like The Boy has hitting the booze. Hard.
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That and the bacon rinds.

Typhoid Mary's picture

I thought Princess Chunk was adopted why is she roaming the streets again?

Try Typhoid Mary's delicious sugar cookies!

Green Is Good's picture

Sad. Looks like The Boy has hitting the booze. Hard.

lizzieb's picture

Oh George, how sad, you were lovely once.

Little bit of triva- he grew up near me and his family are in and out of jail like a fiddler's elbow. He was always pretty tough- to walk around south London in the early 80s with full make up was pretty brave. I love him and think the sex hooker is lying- lying I tell you!!

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jussayin's picture

he totally looks like Cartman, lol

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Khensu Hetep's picture

That's the most normal I've ever seen him look...

And he looks pretty shady here too.

I WANT MYYYYYYY SON BACK!!!!

NitWitty's picture

I'll tumble for ya..
Only took 20 plus years for this shit to make sense to me.
Altho, that brings up another conundrum for me..I thought Weebles Wobbled but They Don't Fall Down?!
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letinstar's picture

gawd, i loved culture club...

Time is like a clock in my heart
Touch we touch was the heat too much
I felt I lost you from the start
In time it could have been so much more
The time is precious I know
In time it could have been so much more

looks like georgy took the "in time it could have been so much more" part literally...

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Submitted by madam s. on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 10:29pm.

Was that whole question a double entendre?

Srsly, I like him, too. Hope he catches a break.
Maybe we could hook him up with Richard Simmons.

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MuffinAmy's picture

Poop, this is the 2nd time in 3 weeks someone's using mah smokin' Obama avi. Mewr, gots t'change it now...

On topic, DAY-UM! I just saw pics of him from, like, 6 months ago! Looks like Culture Club residuals from 25 years ago can still buy a lotta peanut butter & bacon sammies.

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jiggywiddit,

Are you suggesting he's going to keep me in a hole in his basement floor and lower lotion down to me in a basket?

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Submitted by madam s. on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 10:14pm.
I can't help it, I have a soft spot for him.

He's counting on it.

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Molotov Cocktease's picture

omg Dee Dee, I know. Madness I tell ya. Hopefully, by the end of the night, one of you hoes will be tied to my radiator!

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madam s.'s picture

I can't help it, I have a soft spot for him. Even if he has been eating a few too many hookers. (Poppus, that cracked me up).

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Submitted by joe shmoe on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 9:13pm.

I loved John Candy, too. My fave was "The Great Outdoors." I was kinda mad at him when he died, because it was obesity related, and he didn't have to die.

I hope BG will get healthy so we don't lose him too.

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WHEN did Rojo use the ginge for good? She could have used her self as an emergancy cone at an accident to divert traffic NO!!! NEVER!!! She just sits there!--Tookinstein

specialkt's picture

whoooa. he looks puffy!

Rosemary's picture

I love XM radio, I was listening to "i know you miss me, I know you miss me, I know you miss me bliiiiiiiind"

Poppus's picture

Seriously, I'd never recognize him if I passed him in the street!

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Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 9:35pm.

Sex hooker, I can't wait to meet you. ♥

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Molotov Cocktease's picture

lmao poppus

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Poppus's picture

Jeebus how many hookers did he eat?

Molotov Cocktease's picture

thanks sheeps, she is teh sex, but I don't know who she is

assholes with no manners make me want to go so incredibly off topic that mofos throw their fucking monitors through a window, but in an attempt to play nice...

Boy George looks a little sleepy here

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jussayin's picture

I like how his cute hat with the ball on top matches his lil pudgy face. Awwww.

that said, that is some serious bloat right thurr.

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Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 9:12pm.
chichi.. sweetie smoke a doob and relax. I scrolled down the whole first page and every single comment was on topic. You need a nap?

Hi, MC! Hwat avie.

BG is a druggie ex-singer who chains up his escorts!

Submitted by chichi on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 9:09pm.
Some of you are complete fucktard losers who need to get off the computer and get some real life friends! Holy fuck this is not a "chat room", find a friend and stop the personal chatter for fucks sake.

Who's doing that, ChiChi? I read a long way down the thread and most everyone was discussing BG or drugs.

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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 8:17pm.

@ joe--

Submitted by joe shmoe on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 8:00pm.

I think the part of the problem is that he's put the crack pipe down and picked up a fork.
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Let us all pause in memory of John Candy. A great talent, but he couldn't quit the lasagna
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Awww.. I loved John Candy. I was really sad when he died. "Planes, Trains and Automobiles" was a hilarious.

When Judge Margaret Richards asked the accused if he had anything to say, he replied "I like your hair". He was sentenced to 115 days in jail.

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chichi.. sweetie smoke a doob and relax. I scrolled down the whole first page and every single comment was on topic. You need a nap?

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Some of you are complete fucktard losers who need to get off the computer and get some real life friends! Holy fuck this is not a "chat room", find a friend and stop the personal chatter for fucks sake.

That being said Boy George is a gross piece of perverted shit that needs to be put out of his misery for abusing others with his freak horror show. He should be charged with torture and locked up for life. He is fucking vile.

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O.O

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Please, put back on the Freaky Deaky make-up at LEAST. Seeing him looking like the average serial killer down the street is effing with my head.

Albatross's picture

How the mighty have fallen. I used to think he was so great, back in the 80's. Such an incredible voice. What a shame.

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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 8:23pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 8:22pm.

Submitted by xxyxz on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 7:41pm.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 7:39pm.
Georgey Porgy needs to do a PSA for the effects of excessive drugs on a body.

Put the crack pipe down, folks!

This could be you in 10 years (or less)!
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NOOOOOOOOOOOO! DListers, don't listen to this nonsense! DO DRUGS! LOTS OF THEM! and DRINK, just don't beat up any sex hookers...
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Hey - I think I can control that habit! Awesome!
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Yeah, I ain't sayin' you can't smack 'em around a little, but just remember, for every unpaid smack you give a sex hooker, a forehead crease is formed...Oh, yeah, Mother Nature look after her sex hookers like that....Bitch be worse than that whore's pimp! Don't believe me? Look at Boy George again, bitches....A'ight?

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dick's picture

he looks like one of those hellraiser demons.

angel_i's picture

Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 8:22pm.

Submitted by xxyxz on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 7:41pm.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 7:39pm.
Georgey Porgy needs to do a PSA for the effects of excessive drugs on a body.

Put the crack pipe down, folks!

This could be you in 10 years (or less)!
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NOOOOOOOOOOOO! DListers, don't listen to this nonsense! DO DRUGS! LOTS OF THEM! and DRINK, just don't beat up any sex hookers...
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Hey - I think I can control that habit! Awesome!

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Clarisse's picture

Wasn't Jon Moss the one that inspired "Do you really want to hurt me? Do you really want to make me cry?"

They were...rumor has it...boyfriend and boyfriend.

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z-listed's picture

Awwww, George! He used to be so pretty too! I wanted to be the one to change his mind about being gay! And then I was going to do the same for the other George....Michael.

Tigerlilly's picture

Submitted by xxyxz on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 7:41pm.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 7:39pm.
Georgey Porgy needs to do a PSA for the effects of excessive drugs on a body.

Put the crack pipe down, folks!

This could be you in 10 years (or less)!
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NOOOOOOOOOOOO! DListers, don't listen to this nonsense! DO DRUGS! LOTS OF THEM! and DRINK, just don't beat up any sex hookers...That's what did him in...That and his genetics...He always had that weak jaw...just waiting for jowls and that double chin he's rockin', then of course he beat up that sex hooker and VOILA!

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jiggywiddit's picture

@ joe--

Submitted by joe shmoe on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 8:00pm.

I think the part of the problem is that he's put the crack pipe down and picked up a fork.
<<<

Let us all pause in memory of John Candy. A great talent, but he couldn't quit the lasagna.

George, are you listening??

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WHEN did Rojo use the ginge for good? She could have used her self as an emergancy cone at an accident to divert traffic NO!!! NEVER!!! She just sits there!--Tookinstein

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Submitted by Thornhill on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 7:11pm.
Rat Scabies..

Rat Scabies? Really? Becuz that's what BG looks to have in this pic.

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WHEN did Rojo use the ginge for good? She could have used her self as an emergancy cone at an accident to divert traffic NO!!! NEVER!!! She just sits there!--Tookinstein

Bondagebarbie's picture

Yuck!This mess is just another person to add to the drugs fucked up my looks list.... I am so glad I have never touched drugs.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 7:49pm.

Submitted by TheBreakdown on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 7:39pm.
Georgey Porgy needs to do a PSA for the effects of excessive drugs on a body.

Put the crack pipe down, folks
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I think the part of the problem is that he's put the crack pipe down and picked up a fork.

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When Judge Margaret Richards asked the accused if he had anything to say, he replied "I like your hair". He was sentenced to 115 days in jail.