Breaking: Jacko Holds A Bag Of Chips
Jacko really doesn't get the recognition he deserves as one of the world's greatest fashion icons. One day he'll dress up like a Bollywood Zorro and another day he'll roll around in a "Sarah Palin as a gothic beekeeper" outfit. The latter is the look he went for yesterday as he visited some kind of medical center in Beverly Hills. He was there to get his nose dipped, polished and rotated.
As he left the joint, he signed a few autographs before getting into his SUV and holding a back of chips. I don't think he eats the chips. He takes them out one by one, stares at them and that's how he gets full. I mean, he can't put them in his mouth. He's wearing a mask!
Speaking of, I'm going to start wearing a mask around the city. The other day I sneezed out some shit that looks like it came out of Parasite Hilton's ass. It was all hard on the outside and gooey on the inside (I pinched it). It was like a piece of Freshen Up. Well, if they made an ass smegma flavor. I just know all the nasty shit floating in the air was to blame. Or maybe my own body created it from all the build-up. In that case, I still should voluntarily wear a mask before the CDC makes it mandatory for me.
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this should have been the open post: hosted by jacko, costarring his back of chips.
MICHAEL K YOU ARE A CRAZY SLUT! LOL
You sneezed out a tonsil stone, I think.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tonsillolith
Sincerely a fucking slut,
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At least he has good taste in chips
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
OMG, Jacko has had MORE work done on his face, hasn't he? He's addicted to plastic surgery - to him, NOTHING is ever going to be right on his face or his body. He's truly deranged. What's even worse, though, are the unethical plastic surgeons who foster his delusions of perfection.
Jesus, I remember him in the "Rock With You" video - he was so cute, his face looked normal, and he was still identifiable as an African-American man. Now he's just the biggest freak in the world.
A knowledgeable insider stated that Miss J's real voice is actually deep and butch - that the nelly voice everyone knows her for is just an act.
Can she really be a man in real life?
Discuss!
yeah, that's MK...the most graphic human being on the planet.
"Sarah Palin as a gothic beekeeper" hahahahhaahMK and ewwww why did you tell us all that about your snot rocket? Parasite's ass, LMAO!!!
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"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
what is wrong with him? if he wants to hide, why make a public spectacle of himself? yuck
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"The only thing she eats is delusion pills," MK
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Oooh I LOVE Kettle Chips! This reminds me, I'll have to try the new chipotle flavor. Oh..this post was about Jacko? Never mind then. Still getting the chips though!
Ugh, why would you say that about your damn nose chunks!!!! Totally gross!!! Sick fuck!!
xoxo bitch
poor mike yo! ;/he best eat that 'back' of chips! he needs it :)
I loooove Kettle Chips. I am addicted.
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I still should voluntarily wear a mask before the CDC makes it mandatory for me.
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Ugh. Yes, please do.
and LOL@gothic beekeeper!
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Not my pants! My kid did that to Zac.
I'm so sad. I kept thinking that was MJ on that "Closer" song (It's Ne-Yo, which is kinda cool when you think about it) but it reminded me when he was so awesome.
I SCREAM at the ocean for you, Michael.
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Not my pants! My kid did that to Zac.
Why is he holding those damn chips? It's not like the small bag you get when you buy a sandwich either...maybe they are for "his kids".
stefystef ur puppeh kills me with cuteness!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
Submitted by Kevette on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 10:57am.
Honey Barbeque Kettle Chips? Disgusting.
Nah, they're the new-ish Death Valley Chipotle. They're all right.
Bollywood Zorro..hahaha
Submitted by judybruce123 on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 11:23am.
If you consider dating Michael Jackson lucky, you're more fucked up the usual spammers around here.
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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.
I thought my dog looked wack, but Jacko/Wacko takes the cake.
Yes Jacko, that demure disguise won't get you noticed by anyone. Mmmmm, are those BBQ chips?
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Submitted by Statler and Waldorf on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 11:08am.
They said he wasn't ill, correct? Then why the masks all the time?
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I just assumed his face was falling apart.
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 11:09am.
He was signing autographs as "Darkman."
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Ah ha! By jove, I think you're right!
He was signing autographs as "Darkman."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L58rdhCfDIU
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"I'll get handcuffed for you and gladly spend a night or two in the clink." ~MK
I'm scared...he's extremely creepy.
They said he wasn't ill, correct? Then why the masks all the time?
The star of Thriller is the new Howard Hughes. WTF happened?!
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
Looks like he has a blue hospital cap on under the veil. He must have left his wig at home.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Has he started molesting his own kids yet, or will he wait until they're 8?
His hands look like an 80 year old woman's.
Yes! Masks all round! MK I love you - perfect post for that nasty little pedo. Perfect. I bow to the master.
c the h- IMO, children's books aren't realistic enough.
MJ is batshit crazy. He has to be. He's emotionally retarted at the age he became famous and has fulfilled his lifelong ambition to be the scariest fucking thing alive, aside from Jocelyn Whatshernuts.
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Fuck these bitches. I got my own problems. - The Fly
Hahahaha...MK you're setting the bar a little high for the rest of the day...Boogers and Smegma all in one post so early in the morning. And he wonders why we can't quit him!
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"I'll get handcuffed for you and gladly spend a night or two in the clink." ~MK
Honey Barbeque Kettle Chips? Disgusting.
He needs a better disguise. I can still tell he's a douche.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
Jacko has a blue sharpie in his hand? Was he autographing the chips?
I love how he tries to pass off those kids as biologically his.
riiiiiiiiiight.
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MK, love the booger description. Freshen Up says it all!
Kind of sad seeing pictures of the present day ghoul signing pictures of himself from "Thriller". Hard to believe they are the same person.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
He really needs to get a new schtick.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 10:48am.
omg, I love your new avvie! hahahahaah!
on topic,I'm ninety percent english, ten percent german and he makes me look like a mexican.
he's truly the howard hughes of our generation.
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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.
"SMEGMA" - now that's a word I haven't heard in a long time. Lovely
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I don't think he has enough strength to get the bag open.
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Kiss my grits.
MK, I love ya hun, but did NOT need that booger thing... thanks anyway!
Explain to me how he's a black man. Honestly. He's more pale than I am and I'm so white, I'm practically clear.
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Fuck these bitches. I got my own problems. - The Fly