Lily Van Der Woodsen Will Never Be Julie Richman

The Gossip Girl spin-off is really happening and it sounds like The CW wants to beat the record for the fastest canceled show in the history of television. They are centering the new show on a teenage Lily van der Woodsen growing up in 1980s Los Angeles during the whole "valley girl" craze. Gag me, gag them, gag everyone involved in this shit.

The plot will involve Lily running away from her parents and moving in with her bad sister in the San Fernando Valley. The description released by Warner Bros. goes on to say, "Caught between two worlds, Lily dives into the fast-paced Sunset Strip and the Hollywood lifestyle of the '80s, journeying over the hill to a world of wealth and excess that used to be her own."

The pilot will air on May 11th.

I will watch this crap if these things happen: Loryn from Valley Girl must be Lily's slutty best friend and Pia Zadora must play her as a teenager. They must use the phrases "fer shur" and "tubular to the max" as much as possible. Stacey Q must play the high school drama teacher and perform "Shy Girl" during an impromptu cafeteria fashion show in each episode. And L.A. Looks must be an official sponsor and the hair must reflect this.

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Submitted by judy nice on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 5:57am.

She is so attractive and I have seen her on Meetwealthy. com,I also met many Sexy, Curvy, Classy Women, open minded rich couples, hot rich guys, nice wealthy admirers, even some celebs.

Submitted by erinnyc on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 11:50pm.

How did you totally nail my favorite 80's movie? Valley Girl is the movie which introduced my to, my hot love, Nicholas Cage (nee Coppola). We were madly in love through Raising Arizona, and throughout Moonstruck in its entirety. But, alas, that's were the romance, and the hair growth, ended. By Face Off he repulsed me, as only an ex-lover can. The rest is history.

But I'll never forget when he dressed as a car-hop and drooled a french fry onto his desired one's feathered blonde, valley boy, boyfriend's lap.

Oh, the memories.

Sounds like a great spin off to me.

Submitted by dallyflyguy on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 10:00pm.

BAHAHAHA! I can't wait. there'd better be mounds of coke all over mirrored coffee tables in every apartment she enters

Submitted by Texrocks on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 9:39pm.

Two Deborah Freeman quotes from MK in the last couple of days...coolness

Submitted by cprincess on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 8:55pm.

oh thats who that women whose pregnant and is getting a divorce from the gay german guy is!!!
Ive been seeing these posts and had no idea who she was-I dont watch this show-I just thought she was some random gold digger who looked really annoying and had a face that needed a good smack everyday....

Submitted by laspic on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 6:45pm.

Oh this has FOXES written all over it. I can't wait.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foxes_(1980_film)

Submitted by letinstar on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 4:34pm.

why?
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Submitted by blondino5 on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 4:13pm.

OMG, could you die? LA Looks cluttered my dresser when I was younger, and once I didn't wait for the gel to dry before takin' the curling iron to my hair--I burned off a whole section of gelled-up feathered-ass hair. Hotness.
Can't have LA Looks without some LA Gear, either.

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Submitted by justjane on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 3:51pm.

Is she such a compelling character? As if...

Submitted by meadowgirl on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 3:49pm.

in protest i'm going to spend the later part of today watching Just One Of The Guys, Square Pegs, Some Kind of Wonderful, Love Lines [i can only watch it on my VCR though *SIGH!*] and maybe some other John Hughes' movies thrown in for good measure.

i wonder where i put all my Duran Duran buttons??

Submitted by Team KFed on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 3:38pm.

I might have an ecrush on all caps Jim.

Submitted by mandospizza on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 3:26pm.

That skinny bitch looks hungry. That TV show is gonna be her peacin out and not eating... sounds fun.

MANDO

Submitted by shandi on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 2:51pm.

I'm so TOTALLY confused here, fer sher. Are those two chicks in the pictures actually the same woman? I recognize chick #2 from Valley Girl. I have no idea who chick #1 is.

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Submitted by Salem13 on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 2:49pm.

I've never heard of any of these things, except for gossip girl.

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Submitted by OneLiner on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 1:57pm.

They can't come up with new ideas for T.V......and the same things goes for movies and Music......the end is near.....

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Submitted by soul on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 2:29pm.

gross me out! there will never be another Valley Girl. Nicholas Cage wasn't half bad either. ;)
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Submitted by mm.gary on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 2:27pm.

WARNING!!!
I heard rumors from a quite reliable source that she is seeking hot girls
@___ http://MatchRich.com ___the wealthy and the beauty mingle. Is she looking for a serious relationship or just for fun?

Submitted by OneLiner on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 2:27pm.

They can't come up with new ideas for T.V......and the same things goes for movies and Music......the end is near.....

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Submitted by butterhead killbuzz on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 2:27pm.

I think an Avenging Angel television series would be waaaay better. But they'd have to put this shit on HBO or Showtime.

Submitted by prommom on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 2:22pm.

The best thing about this story was clicking on the link and finding out, thru IMDB, that Heidi HOLICKER played Stacey in the movie. That made my day.

Submitted by harlee25 on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 2:22pm.

NO NO NO NO NO. Thats the worst and most cliche idea ever! They're ruining any dignity that the gossip girl franchise may have had. I say it lasts 4 episodes before it's cancelled

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Submitted by QueenieBK on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 2:20pm.

Jesus. Can no one in Hollywood come up with new shit?

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Submitted by Tamaraj on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 2:16pm.

remember Clothestime? Miller's Outpost? when Express and The Limited has FIRENZA????? and Outback Red???

Outback Red....yea. I used to beg my mom to buy me their clothes at the Limited. Remember Gunne Sax prom dresses? Barf...

Submitted by No Words on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 2:07pm.

Charles Manson and ALL CAPS jim on at the same time? I can die happy.

Submitted by Mabel Hodges on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 2:06pm.

And you KNOW there must be a five minute long cut-scene where she and a friend do a complete make-over, including fifteen outfits, hair, make-up and workout session.

Even my teenage son knows this about 80's movies!

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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 1:33pm.
can JIM and CHARLIE MANSON be the same person when they both post at the same time on different threads?????????

Yes....lol

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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 1:33pm.

They are very similar, yes, but Jim doesn't talk about his "USELESS FUCKING WIFE!"

LOL!!!!!

Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 2:03pm.

All Caps Jim. *sigh*

Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 2:03pm.

can JIM and CHARLIE MANSON be the same person when they both post at the same time on different threads?????????
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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 2:03pm.

Oh, Jesus! Please don't fucking ruin Valley Girl!!!

Submitted by xxyxz on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 2:02pm.

awww.
JIM said please

lol

Submitted by moriah on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 2:00pm.

Hmmm.

I know it's been horrible like Swingtown, so I can't be excited, but I do find it interesting.

That's when I grew up and that's where I grew up, so it couldn't hit closer to home. Rarely are these shows good though.. they fail to capture the essence of the era.

Submitted by jim on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 1:59pm.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHO THE FUCK WATCHES THIS SHIT, IT GETS LIKE A FUCKING 2 RATING AND IS STILL ON FUCKING T.V?? IT ISW COMPLETE FUCKING CRAP WITH A BUNCH OF LITTLE LOSER TWITS WITH FUCKED UP HAIR, I HOPE THEY ALL DIE!!

Submitted by loozer on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 1:59pm.

The Waitresses! I Know What Boys Like, Christmas Wrapping and Square Pegs! All three 80's classics. I like their version of Money (that's what I want) too.

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Submitted by loozer on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 1:56pm.

That is awesome Meadow Girl!
I remember picking up the habit of saying "it behooves me to inform you" back in the day.

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Submitted by meadowgirl on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 1:21pm.
The Waitresses!
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I used to love the Waitresses!
http://www.dailymotion.com/related/x1x983_the-waitresses-square-pegs_mus...

(I'm posting alot of links today cuz it's helping to stifle the boredom of this place called "Work".)

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Submitted by mike on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 1:56pm.

I didn't think the actual ratings of Gossip Girl were high enough to warrent a spin-off.

Submitted by Kp on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 1:53pm.

The average gossip girl watcher will not have even been born in the 80s so they can pretty much make it whatever they think kids will want to see.

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Submitted by meadowgirl on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 1:51pm.

i have Square Pegs on DVD. i live for that shit. i even have...

THE BOOK!

yeah, bought it in junior high and still have that shit somewhere in the garage.

The Waitresses!

it's a totally different head.

totally!

Submitted by JennyBoom on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 1:50pm.

I think now's a good time to gorge myself on Orange Julius and watch The Last American Virgin on repeat..

And watch Moon Unit's video...

I prefer "Labia Lickin' Lady" over his obnoxious shouts of "Hot LEZZZZZBIAN Love!"

Submitted by JennyBoom on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 1:48pm.

For the Love of Moon Unit! This is shameful and grody to the MAX!

I prefer "Labia Lickin' Lady" over his obnoxious shouts of "Hot LEZZZZZBIAN Love!"

Submitted by meadowgirl on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 1:47pm.

i was in junior and high school in the 80s so i'm gonna be extra pissed when they fuck this shit up.

remember Clothestime? Miller's Outpost? when Express and The Limited has FIRENZA????? and Outback Red???

yeah, exactly. they don't and they'll fuck it up.

i'm sure to rant about it when i go back for my TWENTY YEAR HIGH SCHOOL REUNION in August.

great, now i feel kinda old...maybe i'll watch Just One Of The Guys and cheer up! :D

Submitted by loozer on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 1:47pm.

Moon Unit Zappa has to be involved. They could save some money and just re-air Square Pegs.
Jami Gertz and Tracy Nelson Ruled! Even My Little Pony Parker was just a foal then.
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