Thursday, January 15th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By The Horny Condom Doggies
What I have here for you is an ad from Durex featuring a trio of horny ass condoms doggies getting it on in various positions. They 69, they hit it from the back, the do the reverse cowgirl, they pull a train, etc..etc.. Nasty rubberfuckers! It's kind of cute.....in a sexy time kind of way.
So...you can talk about how uncomfortable you feel because these condom doggies are making your genitals twitch or you can rant about whatever else you want. Everything is on topic because there is no topic. And now I have to go run circles in my living room, because I've had 15 cups of coffee today.
VIA Best Week Ever
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I'm off...nite. <3
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BIGGEST COMPLIMENT EVER:
"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."
"Big glass of water before bed"???
I thought it was big glass of vanilla vodka. Maybe that has something to do with it.
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BIGGEST COMPLIMENT EVER:
"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."
ooooh i've heard tell of that type of alarm clock. i'm envious. def get it out for yourself.
that's way more sophisticated than drinking a big glass of water before bed.
funny, lately i've been taking a multi vitamin before bed. I 'think' it 'may' help me wake up fully in the morning.
thinking about that helicopter now... but my cat my kill me in my sleep if I had one of those.
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Sketti Cat F.T.W!!!!!
Ha, I have a friend who is way worse than me. Last year, for one of her Xmas presents, I got her this bad ass alarm clock that had a helicopter thingy on it. When the alarm went off, this helicopter thingy would launch up in the air and spiral around the room, then land in a different place every time. Meanwhile, the alarm clock would be going nuts and would not stop until said lazy-ass would get her ass up and replace the helicopter thing back on the clock. Bitch never even used it. In fact, it is STILL in the trunk of my car a year and a month later. Maybe I should just break that bitch out for myself.
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BIGGEST COMPLIMENT EVER:
"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."
only 2? hahaha I once had 4. had a bathtub that took 20 mins to fill up so i'd go back to bed. if i overslept that alarm - cold bath.
worst/best alarm clock ever was a talking alarm clock. this womans voice would carefully enunciate "the time is now six pause forty pause five pause am". the a rooster would crow 'cock a doodle DOOOOOOO' then it would all repeat. Never shut off after a minute either, it would just keep repeating until I got up. Kept that one down the hallway.
Starting your day pissed off is a good motivator to get going.
egg timers are good too.
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Sketti Cat F.T.W!!!!!
***Submitted by TITS on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 4:06am.
So no sleep or only a few hours? I would think you'd be better off with none. I'd never get out of bed with only 3 hours of sleep. It's funny how easy it is to convince yourself of shit when you want to stay in bed.***
That's why I set two alarm clocks every single night. Sounds like a good plan and all, but it has failed me a time or two. My birthday is coming up soon. Maybe my boss will buy me a third one.
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BIGGEST COMPLIMENT EVER:
"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."
So no sleep or only a few hours? I would think you'd be better off with none. I'd never get out of bed with only 3 hours of sleep. It's funny how easy it is to convince yourself of shit when you want to stay in bed.
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Sketti Cat F.T.W!!!!!
***Submitted by TITS on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 3:58am.***
I have to get up in 3 hours to go deal with my crappy day job. I like to stay up and I'm just not very smart.
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BIGGEST COMPLIMENT EVER:
"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."
so bitch, are you a night owl or do you have a night time job?
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Sketti Cat F.T.W!!!!!
Nite, angel :
Hey, TITS!
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BIGGEST COMPLIMENT EVER:
"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."
present and accounted for, bitch!
looking at old earthquake stories and pics.
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Sketti Cat F.T.W!!!!!
Submitted by SkyBitch on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 3:12am.
Anybody in here?
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Sorta - I'm off to bed now, tho. Sorry:(
♥ ThreadKilla!
She's a Human feat. Chris Crocker
Leave Britney Alone!
Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 2:41am.
So, I guess my vote(s) for La Pequena didn't amount to much? Although I'm pretty sure that I accounted for at least 2.14 % of the vote. This is very upsetting to me. Well, not really.
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I thank you for your ambivalence:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
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Leave Britney Alone!
Anybody in here?
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BIGGEST COMPLIMENT EVER:
"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."
Earthquakes, please. What earthquakes?
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Here, let me rock your world:
http://earthquakescanada.nrcan.gc.ca/index_e.php
them. Them earthyquakes.
was in a school portable type building about 6 years ago when we had one here. very shaky. the next day at home there were little aftershocks - my plants started to move - the leaves were swaying back and forth all on their own.
There aren't too many residential buildings over 3 stories - surely you noticed that when y ou were out here. Mind you, even with that the number of earthquake 'proof' buildings and earthquake ready buildings is appallingly low.
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Sketti Cat F.T.W!!!!!
So, I guess my vote(s) for La Pequena didn't amount to much? Although I'm pretty sure that I accounted for at least 2.14 % of the vote. This is very upsetting to me. Well, not really.
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 2:20am.
They have really strict building laws in Vancouver...but there it's about the view.
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and that pesky earthquakey thing.
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Earthquakes, please. What earthquakes?
You're Canadian, gurfriend - don't be dramatic;p
♥ ThreadKilla!
She's a Human feat. Chris Crocker
Leave Britney Alone!
I THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINK so! I know one is bad and one's not...where LCT is at they hit like -40 and shit - but then *I* would DIE!
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ever try to breathe in -40 c ? I did it once without a scarf or anything between my mouth and the air. Froze bad inside. Hurt like heck for days. It is really cool when you feel your eyelashes freeze.
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Sketti Cat F.T.W!!!!!
They have really strict building laws in Vancouver...but there it's about the view.
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and that pesky earthquakey thing.
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Sketti Cat F.T.W!!!!!
Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 2:09am.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 1:59am.
But you're a commie hippie! You'd fit right in here. OK, maybe Oakland or Berkeley more.
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It's true. I get those peeps. I was in San Fran visiting a friend when I lived out west. That was cool:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
She's a Human feat. Chris Crocker
Leave Britney Alone!
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 1:59am.
But you're a commie hippie! You'd fit right in here. OK, maybe Oakland or Berkeley more.
Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 1:49am.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 1:45am.
Dint you live in White Horse? That's gotta be butt cold. Come back to Pasadena. :)
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Ha! Yeah, for like, 5 minutes when I was a babay! I belong in a warm place. The West Coast askeers me - y'all are like pod people out there;p But I would love to go back regular...ly:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
She's a Human feat. Chris Crocker
Leave Britney Alone!
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 1:45am.
Dint you live in White Horse? That's gotta be butt cold. Come back to Pasadena. :)
yeah sheeps...its a dry cold
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Colt 45 and 2 zigzags, baby that's all we need.
google cow costumes...amazon has costumes but i dunno about this particular one. good luck with your hunt...post pics of you in it if you do find one! my myspace is myspace.com/modianos
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Colt 45 and 2 zigzags, baby that's all we need.
Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 1:33am.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 1:22am.
Where Joe Shmoe lives is even worse, the news said. It's currently like -25F.
Don't all tall buildings make wind tunnels? Can they design around that? (No idea.)
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Ack! But it's a different kinda cold too...it's more still, generally. When I'm up north (not north at all - just north of here) I can handle way colder temps...
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YES! They totally can!
They have really strict building laws in Vancouver...but there it's about the view.
♥ ThreadKilla!
She's a Human feat. Chris Crocker
Leave Britney Alone!
Submitted by modianos on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 1:22am.
zoey i actually wore that costume to work on halloween one time when i was waiting tables...youll be sick of the word udders if you wear this costume...the puns were udderly ridiculous
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You're funny! I like you :)
so everyone wanted cream with their coffee?
(sorry for the lame jokes, i'm not a native english speaker) :-/
and do you know where can I get the exact same costume? with the udders (hee hee) and all?
Nite Dee. Say Hi to those darlin chilluns.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 1:22am.
Where Joe Shmoe lives is even worse, the news said. It's currently like -25F.
Don't all tall buildings make wind tunnels? Can they design around that? (No idea.)
Goodnight mah favorite boos. Sleep well. ♥♥
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Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 1:20am.
Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 1:15am.
It's as real as "palazzo."
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BWAHAHAHA!!! I just pissed on the new rental chairs.
Jaysus hooooooney! Can't you see she's busy talking to me?
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DeeDee, I had something witty to say, but you-know-who distracted me. HOOOOOOONEY!! Wait, this is the off topic thread, right? :)
zoey i actually wore that costume to work on halloween one time when i was waiting tables...youll be sick of the word udders if you wear this costume...the puns were udderly ridiculous
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i sure liked dlisted better with LoLo
@Sheeps: It ain't bad.
The worst thing about this place is the architechts and the wind. There are days when there are parts of the city I just refuse to visit because the wind tunnels are so bad and it can be SO painful when you're tryna deal with wet rain ice snow and mini tornados!
But the wind is low right now - for me, that's a very good thing:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
She's a Human feat. Chris Crocker
Leave Britney Alone!
Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 1:15am.
It's as real as "palazzo."
Submitted by modianos on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 1:16am.
I did not. I had a monkey suit and tie all day, now fleece.
Heehee IG. I missed you. ♥♥
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Submitted by modianos on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 1:13am.
Ho my Dog!!! Rolling lolling rofling and all that! :D that was a good one!
(btw, udders is such a funny word)
a dress like that can be worn in any kind of weather...what i really wanna know is if you had shorts on at any time today...i had to turn the ceiling fan on high for a bit and i had to use the AC in the car
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i sure liked dlisted better with LoLo
Sheeps, snapshootist? Is that a real word?
CANOODLE! TOMFOOLERY!
Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 1:08am.
You know what song a Berkeley college kid mentioned to me last nite? "Maggot Brain." I had to figure it out for him.... on my Walkman.
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Excellent song. Was said college kid confused by the extra large buttons on your Walkman?
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 12:59am.
Submitted by princesszoey on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 12:57am.
PLEEEASE!
Does anyone know where can I get my avie's costume??? I REAAALY NEED ONE!!! (don't ask any questions, I will tell no lies)
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I'd lend you mine, but it's got ummm, stains
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that aint milk drippin from the udders either *shiver*
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i sure liked dlisted better with LoLo
Submitted by modianos on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 1:08am.
This is gonna sound a little weird, but that same frock that J-Lo's wearing. I know!
Submitted by DeeDee on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 1:04am.
That's a real word..... cuz I said so.
You know what song a Berkeley college kid mentioned to me last nite? "Maggot Brain." I had to figure it out for him.... on my Walkman.
it was chilly this mornin but i put on shorts when i got home from school. did you wear shorts today sheeps? (tryin to find out what sheeps is wearin *eyebrow wiggle*)
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 12:59am.
That's ok, I'm good with stains ;)
Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 1:01am.
Ahhhhh, I get it. LOL @ denuded.
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Submitted by DeeDee on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 12:54am.
*pondering* I think the snapshootist worked for the ski area, so his employer wanted to discipline him for showing a customer's junk. It happened in public. If some random skier took and sold the pix, I bet no case.