Kendra Admits To Fucking Around On Hef
Now that Kendra Wilkinson has moved out of the Playboy mansion and is no longer one of Hef's whores, she's spilling shit to UsWeekly (via NYDN). Oh, I love it when bitches diarrhea all over what made them famous in the first place.
Kendra said life at the mansion was strict as hell and that she's totally against Hef's "way of life" now. Their comings and goings were monitored in a book that Hef would look at every morning. They weren't allowed to ever visit their families during the holidays and they were given a measly weekly allowance of only $1,000. Kendra said, "I hate putting my hand out, but we couldn't have jobs other than getting appearance fees."
$52k a year is minimum-wage for a trophy wife. Although, the mansion does have an open bar, right? Because I know some skanks that probably spend that a year on booze alone. Don't look at me. I'm fucking happy with some Gordon's.
Despite her every move being watched, Kendra found ways to sneak out for quick fuck sessions. She said that there were times when she would suck on Hef's Play-Doh peen, but most days she hardly saw him. She said, "I only saw Hef, like, once a day walking through the halls to his office. There were never solo dates. The most we kind of say to each other is, 'I love you,' 'Love you too,' 'I hope you have a good day,' 'Did you have a good day?' "
So because of the lack of attention her poon was getting, she had to go elsewhere to get that shit milked. But Kendra said Bridget claims she never fucked around on Hef, "Bridget told me that she's been faithful all these years, and I was like, 'How the hell can you do that?' I had to have [sex] so I could feel my age,like a healthy human being."
It sounds like Kendra sort of had it okay. SORT OF. Everything was pretty much paid for. She didn't have to regularly eat Hef's oatmeal ass. And she could fuck with some hot piece every now and again.
Holly is the one I want to hear from. That bitch was sleeping in Hef's bed every night. She's the one who probably has carpal tunnel from trying to get Hef to bust one while jacking him off with BenGay. She has the stories.
And at least Kendra learned how to sneak out properly. She's going to need that skill after she gets married and her new husband stops putting out.
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$52k a year is minimum-wage for a trophy wife. Although, the mansion does have an open bar, right?
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That's it? Please, bitch. Those be PROfessional hos - no kidding around. Should be 100k, at LEAST. Stoopit hos.
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I'm sure that this "arrangement" was purely a business deal in order to create the show "The Girls Next Door". Reality shows have been the craze for some time now and Playboy Enterprises thought of a way to tap into that market ($$$$).
I'm sure that these women were "under contract" and when their contracts were up, they left the mansion - and the show.
Hef "gets" new girlfriends - and the show continues.
She is so attractive and I have seen her on Meetwealthy. com,I also met many Sexy, Curvy, Classy Women, open minded rich couples, hot rich guys, nice wealthy admirers, even some celebs.
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I did have to giggle at that one. It makes her sound like more of a slut, right? LOL. Anyway, yeah I did know that, but I guess I meant like a university. Not that there is anything wrong with "massage therapy."
See, I can tolerate the other two (whatever their names are), but I've always hated this Kendragqueen although I kind of might believe her that Hugh Hefner didn't have sex with her, or any of the Playmates for that matter.
I have to say that I fullheartedly agree that it's funny that now that Hugh Hefner dropped her ass, she'd open her mouth. Next year, she'll write a memoir and appear on Oprah, "exposing" Hugh Hefner for how he treated the Playboy bunnies.
That being said, I don't sympathize for Hugh Hefner either, because he's a flesh-peddling geriatric pimp. His only redeeming feature are his assets.
Edit: Hugh Hefner openly "cheats" on his girlfriends/concubines. The fact that he's incapable of a monogamous relationship should mean that he should be okay with his girlfriends fucking around too.
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Is anyone surprised Kendra would be the one to turn on Hef? She is the dumbest, rudest, and most obnoxious of the three.
You could tell in The Girls Next Door that Kendra was just eye candy. There was no affection, much less attraction between her and Hef.
The smart one in all this is Bridget - she's 35, the only one with natural titays, got her PH.D. and two Masters Degrees while living at the mansion and she claims she's been faithful to Hef. She won't trash him, the way Holly and Kendra have. And she's got her own Travel Channel show that she finished filming - Bridget's Beaches. Only her pets Gizmo and Wenny know what Bridget knows....
Submitted by jussayin on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 10:12pm.
Not Hef's shriveled snail tip I hope. Gross.
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Oh boo hoo. She knew what she was getting into, and if she didn't like it she should have just left. She's better off now than I bet she would have been if she hadn't moved in with Hefner and been on that show. She should shut up AHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAA that laugh of hers, I don't know how Hefner could stand it.
I doubt he cared if she screwed other men anyway, they all had an open relationship, it seemed. Besides, Hefner may be old as hell, but he's not stupid, especially about women.
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I don't think I could suck pepaw peen for 52K annual, but maybe I could just lick the tip or something...
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So Hef just wanted the world to think he had three girlfriends. For what? So at 83 he's still thought of as a Playboy? What a pathetic place to be in one's life, where relationships are just for show.
"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires."
- Susan B. Anthony
She is only 23-24. She gets that old before her time from her momma. Her mom looks like she's much older than she really is .
I wish I could judge her, but I too would probably suck that nasty old coot's dick for 52k a year and no bills. Living with the other 2 sluts might be a problem.
And how proud is this footballer who makes news by marrying some young woman who is well known for letting senior citizen Hef stick his dick in her for money?
Stories to tell the kids, I s'pose.
Meh, can't feel sorry for her. She was basically a housewife who DID NOT have to take care of some snot-nose kids. Don't feel sorry for her at all. She didn't have to be his girlfriend, someone else would've been there to take her spot.
Submitted by xxyxz on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 8:14pm.
Again....How old is shse?
Bitch looks like sje's in her middle 30's
Holy cow. Gimme some of what you're drinking.
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Again....How old is shse?
Bitch looks like sje's in her middle 30's
PS Hooker need some Blistex.
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Submitted by paris herpes on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 4:35pm.
I think Kendra's been through enough judging from what she's saying. Also cannot imagine fucking an old dude, even as rich as the Hef.
Yes, it is hella nast, and she did it to her own damn self.
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Submitted by radio siren on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 4:56pm.
Why the hell would you be faithful to an old coot who gets goggle-eyed at the sight of fake boobs and blonde hair, and has (at least) two other girlfriends?! Why? Why would your faithfulness have to be a factor in your twisted relationship? Is it because she's a woman, because she has less power, or both?
Hey radio! I think it's because her "relationship" with Hef was essentially a temp job.
And part of her "job" was not to put the horns on Hef. Think about it. Have we ever heard of any other of Hef's bimbo's "cheating" on him?
I absolutely agree with you that in the REAL world, what's good for the goose is good for the gander. But I'll bet all these chicks have to sign contracts with Hef's code of behavior.
I think deep down, Hef KNOWS he's an old fool, but he doesn't want to be known as a cuckolded fool.
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Charles Manson
ok that didn't sound much better...I mean massage therapy. lol
"If she was smart, she would have went to school on his dime while she was still there, but you know, she is not the brightest crayon in the box."
She did, she studied massage.
I don't buy she wasn't allowed to get a job...She just didn't want to work for a living, and who could blame her? Would you rather have $1,000 a week to spend as you please (their whore asses didn't pay rent, utilities, food etc. Their whore asses don't have car payments...) sunbathe, go to parties, etc. or work in a cramped cubilcle for some fuckwad WHO DESERVES TO DIE RIGHT NOW...not that I'm bitter, but I digress....
Holly worked for Playboy and Bridget did gigs for entertainment tv. This whore just wasn't allowed to continue to be a coke snorting stripper who hooks on the side...Let's be real...
And the only reason this fuck tube "doesn't approve" of Hef's lifestyle now is that she don't want her man who she actually fucks fucking around on her...Yeah, cuz professional atheletes NEVER do that...Good luck with that shit, you dumb whore....
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I like how she said she didnt like having to stick her hand out for money, she would rather work for it but wasnt allowed to get a job...makes her seem sorta grounded...like her head didnt get all big and float away....she never became disconnected from reality by having everything handed to her. I liked her the most...she seemed like the realest most fun one of the bunch. Bridget was too old and too generic girly girly, and Hoe-lly..boyhowdy.
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Well they should make some money off of that old f*ck...look at all of the money he made off of nude women. turnabout...
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$1,000/week and I bet all the Vegas trips and everything else was paid for. We are talking $1,000/week to spend on yourself, whatever you want to spend it on...ungrateful twat, we'll see how long she lasts in the real world
It's funny because my friends and I were just talking about this bitch last night. Most of her close friends from high school think she would have ended up in porn for sure if it wasn't for Hef, so yeah, her complaining is kind of stupid because she was just a stripper before who had a bad cocaine habit and that's exactly what she would still be doing now. If she was smart, she would have went to school on his dime while she was still there, but you know, she is not the brightest crayon in the box.
I don't know what she's complaining about. She got what she asked for. If it was so bad she should have left.
I could live easily on $52k a year when I had no bills to pay, my food was covered, pepaw gave me a porsche and I got extra money for attending parties.
Now Kendra has the gall to get married at the mansion and have daddy Hef give her away? She may need more than the $52K she made last year to pay for her wedding after running her mouth
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Who gives a flying pile of camel shit.
Submitted by Mittmah on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 5:30pm.
I'm sure she got paid from E! and she found another meal ticket anyway, she's marrying a football player. So I don't think money will be an issue for her.
Shes marrying a 3rd string WR who probably doesen't make more than a million a year. Money will be an issue, especially that HOMO EaGAL shes marrying wont be able to find a job after the age of 30. Divorce, 3years
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What a fucktard! LMAO! Imagine if your claim to fame was sucking or fucking some geezer? I wonder if she is proud? LOL
I'm sure she got paid from E! and she found another meal ticket anyway, she's marrying a football player. So I don't think money will be an issue for her.
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I dunno Bengay and jerking it sounds painful imagine the bengay getting in the peenhole OUCH!
thanks Pimpcessa, i'm just sick like that and it does not offend me that you laughed...actually, my SO and i laughed our asses off after several awkard silent moments! we still laugh about it!
Submitted by paris herpes on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 4:35pm.
Amen to that.
Now, Anna Nicole knew the right price.
How many of you would've sucked on old man peen for $88 million?
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
Oh come on! As well known as she is, she should find some way to make a few million now that she has left the stable. She's actually a celebrity now.
Bitch obviously didn't use her allowance for facial waxing.
The sides are as hairy as fuck.
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
i'm just saying if i can't handle weight gain sex, i'm prolly not going to be good with old sex either
that being said, i think people who want to knock it out until the good Lord comes to take you home, feel free to lock up your walkers and start fucking!
just make sure you keep one of those portable toilets close cause incontinence is a real bastard
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That is some funny shit!!! Sorry to laugh at your misery but you gave me a visual and I couldn't hold it in.
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So because of the lack of attention her poon was getting, she had to go elsewhere to get that shit milked. But Kendra said Bridget claims she never fucked around on Hef, "Bridget told me that she's been faithful all these years"...
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Why the hell would you be faithful to an old coot who gets goggle-eyed at the sight of fake boobs and blonde hair, and has (at least) two other girlfriends?! Why? Why would your faithfulness have to be a factor in your twisted relationship? Is it because she's a woman, because she has less power, or both?
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Oh boo hoo. $1000 wk.
I just want to know how it's legal...it's basically prostitution.
those comments are going to come back and bite kendra in the ass somehow!!!
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look...me and my honey gained about 25lbs over the last four months (stress eating, laziness, etc)...we decided to have a night of sex and it was the wierdest night of sex we have ever had in 7 years...i kept jerking like i was doing the snake to keep the fat rolls on either side from bunching up...then i'd try to suck in my stomach while maintaining as little back fat as possible...i felt like a bucking bronco with epilepsy
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I wonder if Bridget coulda made more than 52k a year if she got a job with her degree.
i guess if two old people had been together for 50 yrs and were still going at it like drunk monkeys, i'd give it a stamp of approval
even still, i do not want to watch it, think about it, or hear details about it
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 4:28pm.
a) old people having sex with young people is gross
b) old people having sex with old people is gross
c) old people having sex at all is gross
Really? What do you plan on doing when you get old? Baking and embroidery?
Old people having sex gives me hope for the future. I'd probably not want to watch though...
$52K a year when you don't have any bills such as rent, insurance, and utilities is dang good. And that's $52K flat, no taxes. Granted she did have some limitations but whatever...she had to know what she was getting into. Being one in a three horse stable? What did you think would happen?
That bitch is so fugly. Her body isn't that hot either for a playmate. No curves. Just a nasty fugly fuckpig.
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 4:36pm.
i must have an old people sex phobia...is there a name for that?
Um, yes. It's called Common Sense.
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