Friday, January 16th 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For January 15th!
The doctor was shocked at the thickness when he looked at Larry the Cable Guy's sperm under a microscope. - rockylife1968
Runners-up:
How department store Santas celebrate the end of the Christmas season. - PrettiestBoyInPuppetland
Goldie was running late, so the bears started without her... - Clarisse
I CALLED you a fat fuck....I didn't ask you to ORGANIZE one!!!! - fatgurrl
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I would like to thank you all, especially Kate Winslet and that slut whose name she forgot at the GG.
fatgurrl's comment made me LOL!!
You guys rock! El B type sluuuuuuuuuurps to you all!!!
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City of Chicago - Christy Moore & Luka Bloom
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBOMvT19DlA&feature=related
Clarisse ha ha lubs u!
congrats to all the winners!****************************1/20/09
"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
Congrats to all
*yay Clarisse*
Everyone at the "Gay Redneck Society" gathered with great joy to help Cletus at last lose his virginity.
Congrats funny sluts! WTG Clarisse!
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Chicago area 5K race 2009: http://rallyforautism.com/
Congratulations rockylife1968! *Woot* to Clarisse, PrettyBoys, and fatguurl. ♥
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It Blows My Mind
Clarisse was robbed!!! ahahaha
Congrats to all the winners!
Does anyone else think the guy at the top of the bed (rubbing royal blue shirt's belly)looks like Mark Addy? (Still Standing, Knight's Tale, Full Monty etal)
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I will give you my finest hour, the one I spent watching you shower.
Whoooohooo!! I'll take the one in the light blue shirt! Look at how lovingly he gazes upon his burly bear friend!!
*waves at The C Word*
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City of Chicago - Christy Moore & Luka Bloom
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBOMvT19DlA&feature=related
nice job you funny wieners!!!!
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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.
Congrats winners!!! I however never win anything... AAANYTHIIING! :(
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UDDERS
Submitted by Zappy on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 9:07am.
Congratulations to all the winners!
So does first place get choice of which man they want?
No but last place does...
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the end...
Congratulations to all the winners!
So does first place get choice of which man they want?
Congrats winners! Clarisse, you funny beesh!!
Also liked 'brokebed mountain'...
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Kiss my grits.
The definition of a Bromance
He swore to me that all they do is cuddle.
@ KD
He is???..That two timin' bastid!
Pardon me but do you have any Grey Poupon?
My Boyfriend is the one in Blue.
The little known Clampett Octuplets of Hooterville go to College.
God. It's my birthday and everyone gave me the same fat, bearded gay guy for a gift.
MOre fun than a barrell of chunkys!
The world's first ever Beer Belly-In!
Submitted by princesszoey on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 1:11am.
Sperm Bank donators convention
*crosses legs*
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"DAAAAAM!!! THIS IS SOME BENJAMIN BUTTON'S SHIT" *in honor of our beloved Lolo's return*
Bear Orgies R'Us
Playboy Playmates' most dreaded alarm clock.
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"DAAAAAM!!! THIS IS SOME BENJAMIN BUTTON'S SHIT" *in honor of our beloved Lolo's return*
DListed posters meet IRL. Uh, I thought you guys were chicks.
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"DAAAAAM!!! THIS IS SOME BENJAMIN BUTTON'S SHIT" *in honor of our beloved Lolo's return*
Who needs the Shiba Inu 6 when you could have the Grizzly 8?
"If you go out to the woods today, you're in for a big surprise..."
I just can't believe that phone isn't ringing!
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BIGGEST COMPLIMENT EVER:
"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."
And The Holy Jackson did walketh into his bedroom to find Eight Eager and Inviting Apostles, and He did sayeth unto them "I'm not gay enough for this shit."
...and not a one of them has seen their own dick in years.
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BIGGEST COMPLIMENT EVER:
"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."
OK, I just have two things to say.
1.) That pic is SUPER HOT!
2.) Fuck y'all for those who made fat jokes. *double flips y'all off*
Werd.
I can't even BEAR to look at this mess long enough to think of a caption. Sor, sor.
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BIGGEST COMPLIMENT EVER:
"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."
Logo channel's version of the sitcom Friends, a la:
http://www.sitcomsonline.com/friends/cast2.jpg
After eating their weight in Ikea swedish meatballs the mall cops take a break at Sleepys.
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5 seconds after this picture was taken, the bed collapsed into a pile of sawdust and splinters.
This is what happens when you ignore the "Don't feed the bears" sign--they follow you home, eat all your food, drink all your beer, fuck around on your new mattress to top it all off, then won't leave.
Redneck petting zoo.
Bear hunting--it's not just for rednecks.
"dude, no homo"
Spinning off the success of the Moonlight Bunny Ranch, the men of the lesser known establishment Beer Bellied Bear Brothel are ready for some action.
And these are daddy bears in their natural habitat...
Don't spooke 'em, they might stampede...
"ok, who's got the most belly button lint?"
Sperm Bank donators convention
B.Y.O.B.B.B.B. :Bring Your Own Beer & Bearded, Bloated Bear.
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If you run, you'll only die tired.
God Save the Bed!
The Mr. Average American Male 2009 swimsuit competition