Thursday, January 15th 2009
Katie Really Is A Robot!
Stepford Katie is putting her hand in the fire and not even making an "ow!" face. Fire is no match for a robot.
This is Miu Miu's newest ad featuring everyone's least favorite beardbot. It looks like she traded in one flame for another. Speaking of Tommy Girl, I'm pretty sure they shot this ad down in his dungeon. Of course they had to remove all the harnesses, Xenu real dolls and the dildo fucking chair that usually sits in the corner.
And she's so fucking digitally altered that even Second Life avatars look more realistic than she does.
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Her fingers look odd and not human.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
That's probably the same face she has when she has sex with Tommy girl once a month. Oh God, Must I touch it? Oh so painful!
This picture looks blah much like Katie.
I don't understand this B.S. ad AT ALL. Katie looks freaking green around the gills. I've seen people in a casket look more life-like.
fuck it i think katie looks good
If she gets skinnier she will be transparent! This just proves skinny does not equal chic.
Submitted by Green Is Good on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 9:05pm.
Does Miu Miu actually think the Stepford Hag is a fashion icon? Bwhaa ha ha ha!
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No kidding! That ad? It looks like she's trying to shoot a choco-ice sculpture out her ass, hence the need for extreme warmth in her hand (in case she gotta digitally bust a doodie bubble...It happents)...Yeah, that's my take on it...and bitch ain't smiling wif her eyes either (can't speak for the back door brown eye though...I'm bein' fair...)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tibs on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 6:56pm.
_The advert is symbolic.
Stepford Katie is merely showing us a representation of her life._
Seriously.
Don't forget the vats of Crisco!
Does Miu Miu actually think the Stepford Hag is a fashion icon? Bwhaa ha ha ha!
Submitted by Am on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 8:51pm.
That's odd: no photos of from her knees to her feet? I guess they don't like her cankles either.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHA! I know right? I mean, c'mon pre-Tommy Dawson's Creek Katie coulda done some Gap ads and shit, but this mess it just laughable! Fuck, I'm thinkin' my Tiger ass could get a high fashion modeling gig if I were fucking someone famous enough...They'd just photoshop my ass enough to look human and SEXAY...Hey, they did it for Katiebot...well, except for the human and sexay part, but otherwise it works!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
That's odd: no photos of from her knees to her feet? I guess they don't like her cankles either.
Try the Cardiologist's diet: if it tastes good, spit it out.
Deb,
Oh...good point. Everything is so fake today. *le sigh*
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Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 7:54pm.
Does a celebrity face on your product work if you had to photoshop them to the point that the public does not recognize them?
I don't know. How's Britney's stink-juice selling?
http://www.evilbeetgossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/britney_believe...
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Does a celebrity face on your product work if you had to photoshop them to the point that the public does not recognize them?
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Clay pigeons are fuckers!
Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 5:59pm.
*runs in and throws bacon on Katiebots hand* *leaves*
Two degrees of separation--you win!
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"run the other way like you've got an Energizer battery in your ass"--MK, words of wisdom
The advert is symbolic.
Stepford Katie is merely showing us a representation of her life.
Submitted by KittenKatinCanada on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 4:45pm.
"It looks like she traded in one flame for another."
Brilliant. Simply brilliant. Dlisted is the best part of my day.
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Exactly my first thought! MK is the shit.
Katie...er Kate just looks awkward...
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Now here she looks SO old. She looks as old as Isabella Rosellinni, and Isabella is old already. Tho Katiebot doesn't even match the poop stuck on the bottom of Isabella's shoes.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
I thought wax would melt when it was close to an open flame.
I love Second Life-help me.
What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?
*runs in and throws bacon on Katiebots hand* *leaves*
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Her neck scares me.
No personality shows through in the photos.
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Never go with a Hippy to a Second Location
Jesus! Are they intentionally trying to make her Xenulike or what??? Katie, hon, step away from the plug.
nevermind Katie, the clothes featured in these ads are hideous. they fail at their main objective: selling the freaking clothes.
She looks great in these ads,but Miu Miu ads make anyone look good.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Look at her Fingers!!!
EEEEEK!
Submitted by Nanners on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 4:36pm.
Nice dress but I wouldn't want to buy anything from a company that employs Katiebot5000.
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Me neither!!
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo
She cleans up nice. She looks less haggard, or maybe it's the photoshop...
Submitted by NativeNYker on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 4:44pm.
There is something quite interesting about this photo! She certainly is thriving in spite of it all.
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I'd totally answer this with this:
Submitted by letinstar on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 4:48pm.
katie barely looks alive....
♥ ThreadKilla!
She's a Human feat. Chris Crocker
Leave Britney Alone!
She looks like a digitally colored corpse.
That is wrong on so many levels, my head's about to explode.
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4/4/79 - 1/22/08
If it was a normal model it would be an acceptable photo. But because its a lifeless robot people arent accepting it. Its just seen as pure crap.
She's confirming the robot rumors with every ad she poses for.
if that dress had sleeves, I'd heart it.
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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 4:41pm.
You must bow before my own nerdliness, because I'm hearing The Bangles sing "Eternal Flame" in my head.
If I burn my hand will it stop???
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"run the other way like you've got an Energizer battery in your ass"--MK, words of wisdom
I think she looks pretty. Vacant, but pretty.
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Fuck these bitches. I got my own problems. - The Fly
meh
no sexy
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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
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"Bench sucking is only for after midnight. Dumb blue motherfucker!" MK 12.30.08
Robot model for a robot ad for robot clothes. Me no likey!
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"Let this be a lesson. Don't hit a ho with a rum bottle! Drink all the rum instead and then take a nap!" MK, Aug. 22/08
Nothing sexy or sensual about this girl at all.
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
katie barely looks alive....
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whoa...amber is the color of your energy...
what a stupid ass picture.
"It looks like she traded in one flame for another."
Brilliant. Simply brilliant. Dlisted is the best part of my day.
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I don't like this.
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
moosh
http://twoliablog.com/teacups-and-couture/
There is something quite interesting about this photo! She certainly is thriving in spite of it all.
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Do people think at all when their asked to do certain shoots? Or did she MEAN to do that? Is that the fire of our hatred for the CO$? Or is the fire of the Co$...?
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She's a Human feat. Chris Crocker
Leave Britney Alone!
tru dat jiggy, all that bitch probably feels these days is shame and remorse, and the razor blades she takes to the inside of her thighs every night.
And I feel like a big ole nerd bc the lyrics of the BTVS Musical song "walk through the fire" are in my head now.
"I touch the fire and it freezes me...."
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Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 4:36pm.
I wish that bitch would catch on fire
Then at least maybe she would be feeling SOMETHING.
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"run the other way like you've got an Energizer battery in your ass"--MK, words of wisdom