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Submitted by mirror-mirror-o... on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 10:27am.
Could the snotty actress be Fishsticks bad mouthing Robert Downey Jr ????? There will certainly be an Iron Man II .....

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I don't think it's Fishsticks because she got the role.
The snotty actress didn't get the role.
But I can see Fishy doing that.

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Thank God we have the ever well-informed and impartial mslewis here to tell us EXACTLY what Angelina does and does not do in any given situation, and exactly how she behaves at all times. Its great that we have such a reliable witness to Angelina's character who can give us such detail about her day to day life almost as if she's her best friend or personal assistant. We truly are blessed! Puh-lease mslewis, save it for JJ, how the fuck would you know that Angelina is "never late for anything" and has never slated her co-stars? Are you her personal confidante? Like all the loons, you don't know shit about her and she wouldn't give a shit about you so save the ass-kissing for someone who cares.

#4. Renee Zwellger or whatever the hell her name is.

Could the snotty actress be Fishsticks bad mouthing Robert Downey Jr ????? There will certainly be an Iron Man II .....

The actor known for his looks about to explode? Why am I thinking Domenic Cooper? And as far as Kate Beckinsale being ruder-than-rude? She's English; they have manners! Not her.

Jolie is totally pumped up on botox. I saw a photo of her from last year and she had a ton of lines in her forehead - deep lines too - now they magically disappeared and all we're left to look at is a waxed face!

I agree she had another boob job since the twins were born. She's already admitted she stopped breast feeding awhile ago (well, right after her breasts made the cover of W magazine). Notice how recently all of her dresses are fully covering her tits? coincidence? I think NOT. She hasn't worn anything revealing or low cut since she was pregnant and showing off those melons. I guarantee she is still recovering and has to wear some sort of special bra! FRAUD.

#1 is totally Ryan Seacrest. You know that kind of stuff goes on backstage at American Idol.

LOL, have you seen Loren recently? She hasn't looked natural in ages.

Miss JCVD has that same orange hair that is also worn by Miss arnold schwartzenegger. Is this the new color rage among aging homosexual 'movie stars'?

Disuss!

'Which aging action star had a leisurely conversation with a young, hunky co-star on set — all while being pleasured by an extra?'
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I'm betting on Mel Gibson. He was always **such** a slut!

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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"

'Which aging action star had a leisurely conversation with a young, hunky co-star on set — all while being pleasured by an extra?'
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Bea Arthur. And the extra was none other than Gary Coleman. The hunky co-star threatened to sue me if I revealed her identity.

YIKES!! I feel just like Hedda Hopper. :)

Angelina had her boob job done BEFORE Gia. She does a full body shoot in Hackers, and she is pretty much flat-chested. The shot has her walking across screen, flat-chested with her face in the shot. No edit there. A year or two later, she had a B cup. I have two words for Angie: Mia Farrow.

There were press reports during Lara Croft filming that she had them done for that movie.

#4 is totally Paltrow. There have been reports lately of small breast implants and she was in the hospital last year (remember her husband flipped out at reporters who congratulated him on the new baby or something?) She probably did need some work on her stomach after the second baby and she was always complaining about the way it looked.

Could Katherine Heigel be the catty casting call? I would say maybe since you could call her cat. Plus she's just an overall cunt who just sucks horribly.

I could see how it would be batman though, but I cant see how anyone would call Christian Bale a fucking loser! If I would say anything to someone on the phone about him it would be talking about how fucking smoking hot his ass is.

and the last one i think is Salma Hayek. She looks smoking hot but it wouldnt surprise me if she got something done. Good for her.

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Submitted by letinstar on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 12:16am

The only thing I've ever heard of growing on your tongue is a tumor or having cancer, then they have to remove a bit of your tongue (or maybe all of it in certain situations?).

#3 what kind of growth gets on the tongue that has to be removed by surgery and can fuck up your whole career...ewww...
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Kate Beckinsale does look like a bitch. I really hope that wasn't what they were looking for if they are doing Catwoman for Batman. Although she and Christian Bale have worked together before, I don't know if it ended on a bad note or not. I thought those two in a picture together would be hot, it wasn't. Just really bad chemistry.

Submitted by tezahr23 on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 11:59pm.
Has anyone guessed Vanessa Hudgens for Catty at the Casting Call?

HSM I-III don't make her a well-known movie actor. Though her cell pix collection is world class.

Eeeww...that looks like roided-up icky-ginge Danny Bonnaduce on the balcony!

Has anyone guessed Vanessa Hudgens for Catty at the Casting Call? She was supposedly trying to get a part in the second Twilight movie. Maybe she was saying nasty things about Robert Pattinson to Zac on her cell phone!

Shaz, the second link not only shows she has had a nose job but she has also done something to her cheeks. They were round before but now she has sort of a square jaw. She also had her bottom lip reduced and her top lip enhanced. These are things that can clearly be seen. So, how can people still say she is genetically gifted?
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Whoever #2 is, I'm glad she didn't get the part. Seems that directors don't give a crap if an actor is a dick or a cunt, so I'm glad someone noticed and cared.

Oh, ok. I thought Paltrow was a good guess for #4 but Sophia Loren makes a ton of sense. She is always being tauted as a natural Italian beauty, nothing but good genes, olive oil and a side of spaghetti at dinner. I swear, I read her say spaghetti was one of her beauty "regimes." Lol. She's hella gorgeous. And if she's actually been in the hospital, I guess it fits!

I don't buy the chin implant for Angelina. I do think nose job... and I think she might've had the "fat" vacuumed out of the creases of her eyes -- to make them deeper set. That's something little, can be hidden with a likely excuse of weightloss, and it makes a ton of difference.

Submitted by HellaciousB on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 9:04pm.
What's a salad toss?

toss a salad:
Or: toss-the-salad , in gay parlance:
1. To perform oral-anal-sex for the pleasure of it or as a prelude to anal-copulation . A saying by practitioners of oral-anal-sex : ' Once you've got past the smell, you have it licked '. See anilingus for synonyms.

2. To engage in anal-intercourse . Could you toss my salad, honey? See anal-copulation for synonyms.

3. A rude insult synonymous in meaning with Kiss my ass!

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Sophia Loren had a ton of plastic surgery done. She lied she was hospitalized in New York for heart trouble. What happened is that she had a reaction to the anesthetic from the plastic surgery, so she really did have to be monitored in CCU for awhile. So maybe #4 is her. (CDAN tends to do really old BI's.)

What's a salad toss?

Submitted by Zappy on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 7:21pm.

This dr. would have done anything we wanted for free. When I asked him what he would do to me he told me he would shorten my nose, put in cheek implants, chin implant, lift my brow..blah blah blah. At the time I was barely 30 years old. I told him 'FUCK YOU, I am no troll'. (But his wife looked like one)

That was the end of that conversation.
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That's basically a psychopath with a medical degree and a scalpel. My brother's best friend is a plastic surgeon, and my SIL wanted to have some shit done (not sure what, but it had something to do with her belly, which looked fine to me, but whatevs), but my bro was against it.
Anyway, his bff said if she wanted shit done, he woold do it for virtually nothing. So, she went in for a free consultation, and she asked his opinion about how she looked, kind of in general. He told her, "What matters is how YOU think you look, and what bothers you. I can tell you what can and can't be done once I know that, but I'm not going to mold you like some clay figure according to some arbitrary standard. That is not what good surgeons do and that is not what good candidates for surgery should ever want..."
They talked at length and he actually talked her out of the surgery...She didn't have it done...Not all plastic surgeons are scumbags...

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#1 - Harrison Ford?

#4 - Is Jane Seymour A-List? Either her or Michelle Pfeiffer.

@ Salem

When I worked in an Orthopaedic office, there was a Plastic Surgeon who rented space from him. Women who were gorgeous came in for what seemedto me the most ridiculous of things. They became addicted to making themselves 'beautiful'. Once a 95 lb stripper came in for lipo.

This dr. would have done anything we wanted for free. When I asked him what he would do to me he told me he would shorten my nose, put in cheek implants, chin implant, lift my brow..blah blah blah. At the time I was barely 30 years old. I told him 'FUCK YOU, I am no troll'. (But his wife looked like one)

That was the end of that conversation.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and if you ain't beholdin my beauty, you can beholdin yerself.

Pardon me but do you have any Grey Poupon?

I don't know any of these but there is no way in hell #2 is Angelina!!! (1) Angelina would never have to go to a "casting call." Give me a break!!! She probably hasn't been to a casting call in 10 years!!! That's for the B List; (2) Say what you will about her but Angelina has never been accused of being late for anything nor has she ever been accused of dissing a fellow actor; and (3) she would never be rude to people at the front desk or anywhere else (Ryan Gaycrest DOES NOT COUNT AS "PEOPLE").

All of the above also goes for Reese Witherspoon. She has never been accused of being anything but a sweetie. Plus, from what was reported, she would have had a perfect right to be shitty to what-his-name in that Christmas movie but she wasn't.

I don't think #4 is Angelina either. In "Gia" her breasts were a good size and the only time they are bigger is when she's pregnant/nursing. I do think she has had nose surgery and recently had something done to her forehead, but, other than that, she is not nearly as plastic as Nic Kidman.

Angelina Jolie had all kinds of plastic surgery and she still looks like a fuckpig. She looks at least 10 years older than she claims she is.

Wow Shaz! All very enlightening. She was lucky to have gifted Plastic Surgeons indeed.

Pardon me but do you have any Grey Poupon?

I like her a lot, but for #4 I'm going with Michelle Pfeiffer. She looks really good--not enough to look obviously fake, but too good to be natural.

Submitted by TinyHammer4 on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 6:47pm.

1. Vin Diesel

Is he "aging" (anymore than we all are)?

Submitted by Shaz on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 6:44pm.

Definite nose job, probable boob job. Though I don't think it's quite fair to take such young pix of her tand say chin implant. Or even that pic when she was a teenager and say boob job... there are adult shots that also show it's probable. Anyway, re the chin implant, adult women usually lose that baby fat and in her case... slim down down considerably, unnaturally. Noses are different, though... they get larger with age, not smaller. And ears get longer.

I'm going to agree with the above posters that #3 is Robert Pattinson. "C List with a B List name" certainly fits the bill. It all does... but with Twilight filming soon, in like 2 months, wouldn't that be still within the recovery time for such a surgery? However, he hasn't been seen in a while, and he DID pull out of the January movie he was going to be filming...

Too bad. :(

Has Paltrow been in hospital lately? I don't remember hearing about that. However, Nicole Kidman was in hospital to 'give birth' to Sunday Roast.

May be the clue is 'natural beauty' because she has openly denied having ever done anything to her face thereby claiming that she is all natural, which we know she probably isn't.

It would have been a perfect opportunity to get a boob job, and they do seem to be bigger now. I have heard she is quite vain.

Submitted by blksheep on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 6:48pm.

#4 is Gwyneth..totally
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Good call. I can see that. And though she doesn't need lipo, she could've had it for muscle definition. She is sporting a new body, after all.

#4 is Gwyneth..totally

Just watch the movie Gia for proof that Angelina's are real. It is not her this time, so sorry to all the haters.

1. Vin Diesel
2. Katy Heigl
3. Chace Crawford
4. Nic Kidman
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Sorry Brangeloonies - oh hell, I'm not sorry - there are sooooooooo many before and after pics of St Ange out there I groan whenever People (or anyone) calls her genetically gifted. She was pretty, but her surgeons are the gifted ones! Anyphony, check any of these out:

wondering if her boobs are real?
http://img132.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ag2sw1.jpg

wondering about a nose job?
http://www.celebrityplasticpics.com/angelinajolie.htm

Jaw implant?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2ZOxvbt978

It's all there, but some people show these same pics to prove she's had no surgery. You'll see what you want to I guess.

1)Nic Cage,

2)Jolie,

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/celebritynews/2480975/Batman-...

3)Don't know,

4)Paltrow,

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FUCK YOU ZOOMAY.

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#1. Not a clue.

#2. It could be Halle but she is already busy working on a movie. Maybe Lindsay, but is she really considered a well-known actor?

#3.- That guy from Twilight.

#4. It could be Angelina but that mediawhore notifies the media everytime she farts. I don't think she could have been in the hospital and nobody knew about it. But, she could have had lipo when she was 'recovering' after having the twins. I have never known anyone to stay in the hospital that long from having a C-section. Btw, who in the world would say Angie never had plastic surgery? Just like most of the women in hollywood, Angie has been under the knife a time or two. Here is the link to prove it: http://www.plasticsurgeryblog.org/node

Natural beauty means a lot of different things to different people. I consider natural beauty to be someone who has never had to have surgery to alter their looks and someone who can step outside the house with or without makeup on and still look gorgeous.
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Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 6:25pm.
2- Halle Berry. That's just my guess. Catty may refer to her disastrous turn as Catwoman, and she seems like a major cunt. Fits her to a T.
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Good call. Only a real sweetheart would have an accident while ragingly drunk, take off and then deny, deny, deny while blaming everyone else but Jesus. That bitch has always been on my shit list.

2. Kate Beckinsale? Are you insane? She is the sweetest and most professional. Money odds are Lindsay Lohan.

Doesn't Zac already lisp?

2- Halle Berry. That's just my guess. Catty may refer to her disastrous turn as Catwoman, and she seems like a major cunt. Fits her to a T.

number 4 is definitely nicole kidman.