Bear Grylls Named His Son Huckleberry
Bear Grylls, the fake survivor bitch who has that show on the Discovery Channel, has welcomed a new baby boy with his wife Shara. They already hate their child, because they named him Huckleberry Edward Jocelyne Grylls. Huckleberry. As in Hound. As in Finn. As in fucking Huckleberry. What is this boy supposed to do with that name? Travel along the damn Mississippi River and speak in a slow Southern drawl. Or grow up to be a pot of jam.
This isn't Bear's first time at the fucked up baby name rodeo. They named their second son Marmaduke. Marmafuckingduke!!! Yes, like that big ass cartoon dog! That is pure evil. These people have bear jizz for brains. Somebody seriously stop them from having more kids, because you know they will name their next one Boo Boo or Snagglepuss. I'm being serious.
Bear and Shara's first son Jesse is probably laughing his ass off at Marmaduke and Huckleberry.
DAAAAAM!!! THIS IS SOME BENJAMIN BUTTON'S SHIT! That is the proper response for any kind of fuckery.
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Bear Grylls? That shit is fine, fine, fine.
I don't care if he names his spawn Paper or Plastic, I just want to see the peen.
If i was a boy, my name was going to be Huckleberry, I told my middle school friends that and they tortured me.
I know his show is fake and he gives his kids cartoon dog names and he named himself "Bear" (douche alert!), but I'd do some serious fucky fuck to that ass of his. Hes a hot lil'bitch IMO.
that's a tripped out name. with a name like that, he'll need to learn some real survival skills from a real survivalist, survivorman. that's F'd up!
Thornhill...add to your list:
Snoopy
Peppermint Patty
Thunderkat (typo stays. a good stripper name)
Flex Armstrong
GI Joe
I just remembered! I had a girl in one of my classes not long ago named...
seriously, Velveeta.
I don't know if it was spelled like that, but still. In the same class was a Malisha (mentally registered as "malicious" to me but I guess that one's not such a big deal).
We have a friend who named her little boy Marmaduke and we thought the same thing: "What the f__k!"
Submitted by jamie8780 on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 6:54am.
My guess would be "Just shoot me now."
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"DAAAAAM!!! THIS IS SOME BENJAMIN BUTTON'S SHIT" *in honor of our beloved Lolo's return*
I knew a guy in school whose name was Huckleberry Peckinpaw. I don't know what his middle name was though.
Other Celeb baby names:
Penelope Pitstop
Tom or Jerry
The Anthill Mob
Cap'n Caveman
Felix
Deputy Dog
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Somewhere, Bronx Mongli is doing the baby happy dance though.
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo
Poor kids indeed. Just wondering: was Jesse born before Daddy became a "celebrity"?
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo
Bear - an obvious homosexual - made a baby with a fish?
LESBIANISM MOST FOUL!!
JOCELYN??? For a boy???
Fuckelberry.
They are so happy, I have see their photos on meetwealthy.com, I also met a lot of wealthy singles and celebs here. It's very nice to chat and date with them. so I feel so lucky. Good for you.
new blog!
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Shandi...
Brad Paisley... good grief. he's already naming the kid paisley.
otherwise...
are some parents unaware of the concept of a "nickname"? like I know someone who just knew it'd be adorable to call their daughter "baby ruth." but that is not her actual name. they got tired of the "baby ruth" crap within the first year. fortunately, she has a nice, normal name which is what she has gone by her entire life (and she's grown now).
Submitted by MrPossumsMama on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 2:04am.
Yo, watch it MK - my cousin's name is Marmaduke - not kidding - he goes by Duke but when I was a little kid I called him Poop.
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ruh roh!
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Sketti Cat F.T.W!!!!!
Yo, watch it MK - my cousin's name is Marmaduke - not kidding - he goes by Duke but when I was a little kid I called him Poop.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 1:49am.
Dude, are you off tomorrow? It's late!
Huckleberry is a great name as long as you have friends like Peter Potamus and So-So.
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Maybe he can go by Berry or Ed.
You neglected to mention that poor Huckleberry also has Jocelyn in there somewhere? Jeez. Couldn't he have just named the kid Pete and punished him by taking him with on his little nature hikes instead of with that awful name?
Lol, Sniffleboots.
May I suggest Snuffleberry Dragon or Sniffle Boots as a proper celebrity baby name?
Try Typhoid Mary's delicious sugar cookies!
Submitted by Dollface on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 12:37am.
You funnay. Dint the handsome dude from Maroon 5 go to Brentwood?
Sheeps:
I would say that if given vacation options, that Crossroads loved to go to Jamaica and Brentwood students loved their ski trips.
Submitted by Dollface on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 12:30am.
I know some elitists who went to Brentwood. Which school had the better drugs?
Hi Sheeps,
I went to Brentwood. We let all the artsy kids with the funny names go to Crossroads. Only elitist snobs get to go to Brentwood. What a wonderful world.
My son's father suggested naming him Indiana Gary "last name".
I suggested " myfatherisastupidfuckingasshole"
We agreed to scrap both names.
oh, that is absolutely a terrible thing to do to a dang child! MARMADUKE!?!? huckleberry (as hideous as it is) is a walk in the damn park compared to MARMADUKE! *walks away nodding head* oh dreamy, dreamy bear grylls, not so much anymore, lol.
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This isn't the first time I've heard the name. Brad Paisley (the country singer) and his wife Kimberly Williams (from Father of the Bride) have a son named William Huckleberry Paisley, born on February 22, 2007 in Nashville, Tennessee. They call him Huck. I guess they were afraid to give him Huckleberry as a FIRST name.
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Everytime I hear Huckleberry I think of Val Kilmer in "Tombstone". I forgot the exact line but it's one of my favorites.
OT: Stupid fucking name and how much you want to bet it's not because they'll intellectual and have a fascination with Mark Twain. Judging by the name of their first baby I'm thinking they named him after the cartoon.
Magilla Gorilla Grape Ape Grylls
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Submitted by luckycharms on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 11:18pm.
But did it ever occur to you your kids may not follow in a profession that is so accepting of different names? The may shoot to be an accountant or an attorney and a name like Huckleberry or Marmaduke isn't doing them a whole lot favors. It is very self absorbed and selfish, as a matter of fact.
Very true. That's why you can legally change your name at majority. I picture morning roll call at Crossroads School in Santa Monica: Peaches? Here! Huckleberry? Here! Etc.
My cat's name is Huckleberry Finn. I think it's a cute name for an animal, not a human being.
Wow
I'm such a fucked up loser, my kids are charlotte and ross.
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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.
Calico Flan Burundi Borzoi Grylls
Blowhole Chum Twinkle Phenylketonuria Grylls
Submitted by Angelica on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 11:24pm.
I went to the same school as twins with AWFUL names. There was a boy and a girl:
Rocky & Sandy BEACH
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They can be godparents to poor Fuckleberry here.
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"DAAAAAM!!! THIS IS SOME BENJAMIN BUTTON'S SHIT" *in honor of our beloved Lolo's return*
I went to the same school as twins with AWFUL names. There was a boy and a girl:
Rocky & Sandy BEACH
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"You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough." -Mae West
Huckleberry and Marmaduke (as in the cartoon great dane dog)? Are you crazy? So you are showmen and actors and all artsy fartsy and want super different and creative names for your kids. But did it ever occur to you your kids may not follow in a profession that is so accepting of different names? The may shoot to be an accountant or an attorney and a name like Huckleberry or Marmaduke isn't doing them a whole lot favors. It is very self absorbed and selfish, as a matter of fact.
I can't quit you babe, so I guess I got to put you down for a while--Led Zeppelin
I guess Dingleberry Susan Jocelyne Grylls was already taken?
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Shelley on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 10:59pm.
His kid is destined to be the next Survivorman. He'll start out by surviving daily beatings from the other kids as soon as he enters school.
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Submitted by Charles Manson on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 10:50pm.
HUCKLEBERRY IS A FUCKING STUPID ASS NAME FOR A KID THESE DAYS. WHERE ARE THESE PEOPLES GODDAMN FUCKING HEADS. WHATEVER FUCKING GODDAMN HAPPENED TO TIMOTHY JAMES ROBERT JOHN MICHAEL PETER. FUCK. JUST LIKE THAT GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKER NAMING A KID ADOLF HITLER. YES I WOULD LIKE TO APPLY FOR A JOB. AND YOUR NAME. ADOLF HITLER. HAHAAA. OK. DOOR FUCKING SLAM.
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My Cholly is so wise...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
He does look like liev schrieber a little bit doesnt he?
Him and that guy who played the fiance in wedding Crashers.
No siggie! I smoked it!
Chance Maxine Shingles Twilight Grylls
Unbelievable...that poor little kid!! Just wait 'til he hits about the 3rd or 4th grade. Just think of all the GREAT names the other kids will be able to come up with...
Lets see...
F**k-Face-Huck
Dumb-F**k-Huck
Huck-Sucks
Up-Chuck-Huck
That is just the tip of the iceberg...that poor kid's name rhymes with just about everything!
Before you ask...NO I was not one of the kids who came up with the cruel names to call others. I was the abused one, *snif-snif* I went all all through elementary school known as "Smelly-Shelley"...left me forever scarred!
His daughter, Darling Clementine, finally has a playmate.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Eyeball Crud Harmony Vanilla Trader Joe Grylls.
Is it just me or does this guy look a lot like Liev Schreiber?
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