Sunday, January 18th 2009
Birthday Sluts
Jonathan Davis (38)
Benji Schwimmer (25)
Kristy Lee Cocksucker (25)
Samantha Mumba (26)
Joanna Newsom (27)
Estelle (29)
DJ Quik (39)
Jesse L. Martin (40)
Jane Horrocks (45)
Kevin Costner (54)
Phillipe Starck (60)
Takeshia Kitano (62)
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Happy birthday, Beat Takeshi! Oh, BTW, that's 'Takeshi.'
is it wrong that i think Jonathan Davis is a little hot?
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People on the rich dating site ^^^^^^^^^^^^^celebmingle com^^^^^^^^^^^are interested in talking about healthy food, I can think rich people care more about their health, right? They want to live longer to enjoy the nice life!!
Happy b'day JD!
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it's the biggest dating site for wealthy and suclessful people.
It is wrong for a man have a rich woman or a woman have a wealthy man?It is an absolutely extramarital relationship. but more and more services come out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as http://www.kisswealthy.com/
it's the biggest dating site for wealthy and suclessful people.
Jonathan Davis is...well, I'm confused how I feel about the guy.
I feel for him that he's been bullied growing up because I've been bullied growing up, but listening to him dishin' it out on the mainstream and pop culture reminds me of Marilyn Manson.
Jonathan Davis fucks porn stars, strippers, lingerie models, and nasty groupies. Basically, Jonathan Davis is never without a Hollywood Frankenskank.
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JD will go one of two ways..Mick Jagger or Tommy Lee. Either way, he'll have dough in the bank and pussy on his dick.
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"I'll get handcuffed for you and gladly spend a night or two in the clink." ~MK
Happy Birthday sluts!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Korn used to be my favorite band.
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Sometimes, I feel like a freak on a lease...It's a typo, but it's a funneh one!
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“I have never seen two people on pot get in a fight because it is fucking IMPOSSIBLE. "Hey, buddy!" "Hey, what?" "Ummmmmmm...." End of argument.”
Other than Kevin Costner, I have no idea who any of these whores are....
One of the whoriest whores I've ever known (and that says a lot) claims she met him and he came on to her. Psssht...She was the type to think any and every man had the big pants for her and if they didn't, they were gay, period. Plus she was always saying peeps looked like celebrities when they didn't. She met some dumb fart who saw her for the easy lay she was who her skanky drunk ass thought looked like Kevin Costner...Regardless, wonder how much that whore made that night? My guess $50.00...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Rosemary on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 5:20pm
I used to have the BIGGEST crush on him back in the day. Although David (the ex-drummer) was cuter.
I <3 Jane Horrocks!!!
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I get amnesia when I'm stadin' next to you-ou-ou !
Submitted by PachyDeity on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 4:55pm.
What about "Godzilla Vs. Mothra"?
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I think I've already been appraised for a couple of hundred pesos, a lame goat and an elderly monkey with a farting problem.--MK
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 12:41pm.
Zappy: you're all cultured and shit...seriously, that was impressive...i also caught your assessment of Phoenix yesterday...what did you teach?
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OMG I AM SOOOOO ROFLMMOTHERFUCKINGAO..
Experience is the greatest teacher, although not always in a good way.. but it can fuck you up enough to learn something. Teacher no. Avid reader, definitely. Perceptive, surely. Just don't call me Shirley.
LMAO..CULTURED AND SHIT...Can you notarize that and send it to me so I can show it to my fellow workers who call me a whackadoodle?
Thank you.
Submitted by Sayonara on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 5:10pm.
Submitted by Sweet_As_Sugar on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 4:56pm.
Happy B'day to one of the greatest hip-hop producers: DJ Quik.
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I see that we are "here" regarding DJ Quik.
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Exactly! But that is no surprise. ;)
Also Happy B'day to Jonathan Davis
~SAS
Happy Birthday Jonathan Davis! KoRn rocks and he's fucking cute!
Honestly I didn't know Jonathan was so hot. This guy I dated like 5 years ago was a KoRn freak and he got me into it. And so I listened to Korn but I neve really paid attention to what the members of the band looked like, though I had seen Jonathan a couple of times. Because that was the one that the guy I dated was obsessed with. He wanted to be him so badly. I mean sooo obsessed with him I think he would have slept with him. But, anyway, their new music sucks, but I like Follow the Leader and some other CDs. And yeah, Jonathan is kinda hot!
god, i used to love that guy...barf.
Submitted by Sweet_As_Sugar on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 4:56pm.
Happy B'day to one of the greatest hip-hop producers: DJ Quik.
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I see that we are "here" regarding DJ Quik.
"It's unbelievable... Biggie Smalls is the illest"
Whoever that guy is the pic, he reminds me that *trying* to be cool immediately cancels out the effect. True cool is not giving a shit about being perceived as cool. Like Paul Newman.
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Only kings, presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial "we." ~ Mark Twain.
Happy B'day to one of the greatest hip-hop producers: DJ Quik.
~SAS
Happy B-Day "Beat" Takeshi,
For those who don't know the great films he directed, including Hana-bi & Sonatine. Takeshi also starred in one of the most mind-blowing movies ever made called Battle Royale (-costarring the hotness from Death Note, Tatsuya Fujiwara).
http://www.battleroyalefilm.net/movie
He also hosted a Japanese TV show called Takeshi's Castle, which became MXC in the US.
He also made an amazing film based on one of the greatest film series in Japan caled Zatoichi, which featured this all-singing, all-dancing gem of an ending years before Slumdog Millionaire.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fsDL24o8uM&feature=related
This has been your "Beat" Takeshi moment for today.
Happy Birthday to all especially DJ Quik. We need some new music Quik. Get with it!
"It's unbelievable... Biggie Smalls is the illest"
Guess what, Mr. Davis? YOU'RE WHITE.
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Armpits and legs are not genitalia. Actually, if you can't tell the difference, then maybe YOU need to go get a physical, STAT.--Billie
I was hungover and went back to bed. :)
I taught design, but now I'm trying to get into a phd program where I can learn to study how humans respond to design.
I love Jane Horrocks, now that I know she's bubbles. so CUTE! Happy BD Jane!
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My brains tell me he's a douche,
but my genitals tell me he's a hot piece.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 2:56pm.
I met Giamatti last summer.....was so sweet. Looked down at the floor and got all shy when I told him I loved him.....heehee
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Thanks for sharing! definitely can picture it, he is the whole deal, and aaah *jealous*... if it wasn't for his little defect of being married, I would tap that.
I think Korn's first couple of albums rocked! So, happy birthday to Jonathan Davis and Jesse L. Martin, a hot slut who used to be on the Law & Order mother ship.
Submitted by Aerialgreen on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 2:40pm.
I met Giamatti last summer.....was so sweet. Looked down at the floor and got all shy when I told him I loved him.....heehee
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When your baby leaves you all alone, and nobody calls you on the phone; Don't you feel like crying? Don't you feel like crying?
Well here I am my honey, come on you cry to me...
-Solomon Burke
Get me a piece of that Korn... don't judge!
I'm sorry but he reminds me of Paul Giamatti who also gets me all wet and nice, PLUS both are in my 10 free-pass nightstands.
"Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 12:07pm.
Outside of Kevin Costner, I have no idea who the other people are on this list, nor do I care."
Ditto! Damn, I feel old. LOL
Submitted by madam s. on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 1:27pm.
Jane Horrocks was great in Little Voice, but Michael Caine was AMAZING.
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Michael Caine is always amazing. Have you seen the original Alfie?
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To me, when the jiz is not quite right, alarm bells start to ring.
Happy birthday Kristy Lee
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You are who you think you are.
Kristy Lee Cocksucker (25)
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAROTFLMFAO!!!!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Jane Horrocks was great in Little Voice, but Michael Caine was AMAZING.
Happy Birthday Bubble!
Abfab series 5 bloopers
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVMBI0Kfrwc
I can't find my glasses and if those are D and G Jonathan stole mine, they look just like mine.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 12:32pm.
Mother of quilted christ,
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Well, that's a good one.
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@PSL: Ha! or "Pees in the Woods" ;p
♥ ThreadKilla!
D12 - 40 OzNow without beer goggles:)
"We fucked up, let us in the club."
Submitted by mike on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 1:00pm.
I'm sure this has said before, but dreads on a white person are just a bad, bad idea. I know they make a special cleaner
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Hi Mike! ita!
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Submitted by Hysteria on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 12:45pm.
davis also looks like a dork rasta wantabe
I'm sure this has said before, but dreads on a white person are just a bad, bad idea. I know they make a special cleaner, but you still walk around smelling like you have a moldy dishrag on your head.
Tits: Thanks. I've actually already gotten it that way, but sometimes I actually like to own the actual dvd if I really like the movie. Thanks though.
Mrs. Kravits: I'm not at all surprised. I've seen a few episodes of Ab Fab with her on (I'm not the biggest fan of the show), but I will check her out in Little Voice. It's one of those many movies I've meant to check out, yet never have.
Love, love, love Jane Horrocks.
where is conky?
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davis also looks like a dork rasta wantabe
happy barfday jus the same!
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Happy Birthday Jonathan Davis! Korn's first album was the best ever and they influenced MANY of the bands that came out in the 90s/2000's. They freakin' rock!!!!!!!
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Damn! Nice hooker shoes, baby. Can you dance in those things?
Daddy Spears
zappy: i meant to ask dutchmodernist what he/she taught? but your assessment of JP was impressive
Damn, i'm retarded
a special happy berfday to jane "bubble" horrocks...ab fab is the greatest...i recognize a few names on the bday list including the tool pictured, so i'll just say happy bday to all the bday sluts and call it a day....
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whoa...amber is the color of your energy...
@dutchmodernist,
very cool comments! i love college!
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Zappy: you're all cultured and shit...seriously, that was impressive...i also caught your assessment of Phoenix yesterday...what did you teach?