Friday, January 16th 2009

Hot Slut Of 2008: Last Chance Voting!

Voting for the biggest honor in the world Hot Slut of the Year ends today at 3pm EST so vote! Vote! Vote! Voooooote! Vote with all your life. Put your genitals on the keyboard and let them vote. Vote! Right now it's down to Spaghetti Cat and Rojo Caliente. It's a fight to the finish between the black pussy and the red pussy! Unfortunately, La Pequeña can head to the open bar now and then wait in the corner, because she's pretty much out of it. Always the lil' bridesmaid, never the lil' bride.

The winning winner of all winners will be announced around 4pm or however long it takes me to make some janky ass picture.

Again, voting is in the right sidebar. Vooooote!

(Thanks to Evan for images from obamiconme)

Posted by: Michael K


Margo's picture

Spaghetti Cat RULZ!

Jenski3's picture

Rojo will always be my hot slut of the year
She's my peach bottomed jewel of the desert, I'd crawl through broken glass just to caress her golden ginger head.

jasminder's picture

Spaghetti Cat is God.

tomkaulitzlvr1210's picture

vote spaghetti cat!! haha
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sarabod's picture

My only hope is that if somehow you deem a 100-point spread to be a win for Spaghetti Cat, that the headline will read "By A Pussy Hair Only, The Hot Slut of the Year is Spaghetti Cat!"

But I'm still pulling for ROJO!

Long Live Spaghetti Cat!

The C word's picture

Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 4:06pm.
Molotov!
I was gitin skeered! I was waiting for beer bottles to start flying and clinking together..."Voters....come out and play!!!"
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Just wait til 4:00, C....but ITA agree with you re. this being for fun.

Nice Warriors reference too!

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Clarisse's picture

Molotov!
I was gitin skeered! I was waiting for beer bottles to start flying and clinking together..."Voters....come out and play!!!"

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City of Chicago - Christy Moore & Luka Bloom
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBOMvT19DlA&feature=related

Molotov Cocktease's picture

lol Clarisse for reals!

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Clarisse's picture

Um, this isn't a presidential poll. It's not that serious!

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City of Chicago - Christy Moore & Luka Bloom
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justice's picture

FFS.. a cat? You have got to be joking. Oh well, if it keeps a simple mind entertained and out of trouble, give them a spaghetti eating cat.

If it was a performance you were after it honestly should have been the Chilean. If it was a good, hard working, up at 4am to make sandwich with two coarsely sliced pieces of bread before ploughing the fields and tending the cattle... it was always Rojo.

She actually deserved the title for being herself and standing out.

"the number of votes I cast was simply a reflection of how firmly I believe in his policies"

Shame on you!

--thanks awfully--

eszter's picture

after having had to say good bye (i mean bye! good) to Abandoned Couch i put all my hope in rojo

and voted like crazy

fuck

RECOUNT!!!!!!!!!!

bitchette's picture

Submitted by DivasGone on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 3:20pm.
Rojo is getting robbed.

I bet you the Spaghetti Cat voters are the same nimrods that voted for Bush. *throwing mouse*
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ExCUUSE me bitch.
SC's got more brains than bush's whole lyin ass cabinet put together. The voters are from two diff demographics.
the ones who voted for bush call other people names unprovoked. (ehemm)

the ones who voted for Spaghetti Cat retaliate with a swift right paw.
get out of the way of the claws.

'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'

Fuck spaghetti cat. Rojo is my own personal hot slut and always will be. I think MK should seriously consider a run-off.

Stoney's picture

Submitted by DivasGone on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 3:16pm.

How do you think we're gonna interview Rojo, chase her down in the street and show her the site on a laptop, put a gun to her head and force her to make a comment? Brains, dear, brains.

Stoney's picture

Submitted by DivasGone on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 3:20pm.

Um, no. Thanks for the unnecessary insult, though.

DivasGone's picture

Rojo is getting robbed.

I bet you the Spaghetti Cat voters are the same nimrods that voted for Bush. *throwing mouse*

DivasGone's picture

How are they going to interview Spaghetti Cat about the win? He's a picture! From a cancelled show..

Think ahead, people! Vote Rojo!!!!!

Exactly! Keep the votes rolling in for Rojo!!! I'm getting carpal tunnel from all the mouse clicking and I'm still losing the battle! HELP!!!

NYC_Lady's picture

Why are people voting for Spaghetti Cat? We're just going to get posts with the same picture over and over. At least Rojo Caliente can still provide some hot posts. She is the real HSOTY. Vote Rojo!

Freak Speely's picture

Spaghetti Cat...I vote for yoooooou!

KD's picture

I think it's really just two people voting against eachother now. Now it's down to Who has the faster mouse clicker??

BubbleGump's picture

SPAGHETTI PUSSY PASTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THATS MUTHAFUCKIN RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
POP! Goes My Heart!

BubbleGump's picture

I LOVE PUSSY AND PASTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
POP! Goes My Heart!

princesszoey's picture

Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 2:10pm.

these are real Cheetos? Not those generic store brand cheese puffs?
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I wish we had cheese puffs in here, nope. we got the real deal cheetos with the yellow powder that sticks to your fingers and that cat food like after taste...

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Submitted by carefreea on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 2:17pm.

I don't know what are those products you mentioned, but lets say, you will not risk your life for a bag of that yellow gold (i kid, i kid)

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Sartastic's picture

Fuck...I have to be away from my computer for like the next four hours and won't be able to vote! Please Cheesus, let Rojo be the winner by the time I get back!

Clarisse's picture

Holy battlefield Batman! There wasn't this much brouhaha over the Obama vs. McCain vote!

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carefreea's picture

Tell me more, Zoey. I can get Wotsits (bleurgh) or M&S cheese puffs but they're just not the same and after experiencing them again, I'm desperate for them, a lot.

bitchette's picture

Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 1:58pm.
In my opinion, this is the real spaghetti cat:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypMl2RFTC9Y

omg! i have never seen this. to me this is not sketti cat at all, but funny none the less. and very disturbing. that cat is going to rip that lady's throat open one night and wipe her bloody paws all over her while singing the song

'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'

Molotov Cocktease's picture

I abstained from this shit bc ya know, who cares and all that, but I am surprised La Pequena didn't take it to the limit. Of those three, she(he?) is what I think of as hot slut the most. She puts those freaky ass trainwreck can't look away videos out, has the wardrobe for it, and has hella posts and shit. This whole thing is weird.

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jazzfish_77's picture

Are Submitted by princesszoey on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 2:08pm.

I'm closer to you then you think, and even if i tempted you, i reckon you will not show up...

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these are real Cheetos? Not those generic store brand cheese puffs?

jazzfish_77's picture

Both sides have added an awful lot of votes this morning and Rojo is only slowly widening the gap. Either both sides are using bots or there are a couple of fans frantically voting on both sides. I think it is the latter.

princesszoey's picture

Submitted by carefreea on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 2:02pm.

PrincessZoey, don't tempt me!

I'm closer to you then you think, and even if i tempted you, i reckon you will not show up...

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BubbleGump's picture

VOTE FOR THAT PUSSY YOU CRAZY BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
POP! Goes My Heart!

Bondagebarbie's picture

Rojo for the win! The cat was funny but his 15 minutes are over.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Stoney's picture

Submitted by princesszoey on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 2:01pm.

I think MK DOES consider him to be spaghetti cat. He loves to sing "this is the way we wash our paws, wash our paws, wash our paws" too!!!

jasminder's picture

Screw this shit. Spaghetti Cat is the real HSOTY you damn cheaters. It's absolutely impossible for Rojo to go up that much without the aid of a bot or an absolutely insane person.

This shit is rigged, so fuck it.

princesszoey's picture

Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 1:57pm.
Who cares?? There's a new post about the Empress of Lucite!!
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

YAY! EMPRESS OF LUCITE (shouting excitedly while runuing to the other post!)

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Cooze Control's picture

I think the fact that Spaghetti cat has so few posts compared to Rojo Caliente is one thing to consider. I actually watched the Spaghetti Cat videos and I am not impressed. Rojo does it for me! I do think its shitty if the votes are being rigged, but thats politics!

snowpiece's picture

OMG I'm totally getting deja vu from last year when it came down to the end, all the conflict! who was up against the Phoebster? The Micheal C dude?
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"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"

La Pequena look just like Beyonce in that picture!

No Read, No Shade!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dollyface's picture

Make your voice heard. Sketti kitty was BORN to be Hot Slut of the Year.

Vote Spaghetti Cat 2008!! It's time for change!!!

Time is running out - cast your vote NOW! For Spaghetti Cat!!
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carefreea's picture

Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 1:51pm.

carefreea!!!
Oh it's about time! I have been waiting hours for a Brit to show up!!!!

Here is an off the wall question. How much is a pack of smokes in your neck of the woods?

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A box of 20 is over £5.00 - £6.00, depending on brand.

PrincessZoey, don't tempt me!

princesszoey's picture

Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 1:58pm.

If this cat was a H.S so maybe he would have got my vote... this is the way we wash our paw, wash our paw :D

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Isla's picture

SPAGHETTI CAT IS THE REAL WINNER!
CHEATERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TITS's picture

CHEAT!! CHEAT!!!!

I'm never voting again unless mk institutes a one vote per ip address.

Fuck this noise.

.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
Sketti Cat F.T.W!!!!!

Stoney's picture

In my opinion, this is the real spaghetti cat:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypMl2RFTC9Y

madam s.'s picture

I love you forever La Pequena.

Clarisse's picture

Missy!
Good lord! I think they are only around 4.50/5.00 here is Ohio.

The reason that I asked is that my boss is going to the UK this weekend and one of the people he is visiting asked him to bring him a carton of smokes...so, I was wondering if they are insanely priced across the pond.

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City of Chicago - Christy Moore & Luka Bloom
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBOMvT19DlA&feature=related