In Case You Blacked It Out The First Time: Lily Allen's Third Nipple
I've seen Lily Allen's greatest accomplishment, her third nipple, when she flashed it on her talk show a little while ago, but she did it again in some interview. The Dutch dude asked her about it, so she gave it up and showed him the goods. She also added that it "gets hard when you touch it." Now that's a real talent.
But does a third nipple get all tingly when someone pinches it or does it just sit there with no purpose like my Wii Fit board does under my couch? Do you rub your third nippy hoping it'll make you feel wet in your party zone, but instead you feel nothing. Would it be like having a shallow no-no hole to nowhere? Torture!
And I think Lily's Homer Simpson tattoo is more disturbing. She should've gotten Selma & Patty instead.
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I've paused and stopped and can't see shite on this shiz of a vid!!!!!!
ubmitted by Otter Pop on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 9:41am.
If only I had a second clit...
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Michael, I got my Wii Fit for Xmas and I'm just beginning to use use it regularly. It's pretty cool - especially the step dancing. Try it! You'll like it!
A third nipple is cool. Not as cool and my baby brother though. He has four nips.
Where did all the Oly go?
Looked more like a large white head than a third nip,the ho should try popping it.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
wow...dude didn't even have to offer lily a drink or a snort for her to lift her shirt...
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Submitted by Lipstick on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 1:17pm.
really, so many people have it? the only time I heard about it was on Friends. Chandler and his nubin! By the way, is that where the word nubin came from? I mean, there's no word for the third nipple, they just made it up on Friends?
I was thinking that the ehole time! lol
Also how do they know its a nipple...doesnt it look like a mole or something?
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really, so many people have it? the only time I heard about it was on Friends. Chandler and his nubin! By the way, is that where the word nubin came from? I mean, there's no word for the third nipple, they just made it up on Friends?
Submitted by TEE on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 12:40pm.
yeah, she's full of shit. my bf has a third too, and its like "inactive"
haha
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haha My hubby has a third nip, says he doesn't feel any sensation, what a freak!
MK, if you're not using your Wii Fit, you can sell it to me! Pleeease!
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Submitted by sunryse on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 9:45am.
So a few hundred years ago, Lilly Allen would have been killed as an infant for being a witch and having a "Devil's tit".
It's never too late
Submitted by KD on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 11:06am.
attaention
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Submitted by tojo on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 10:39am.
Come on princess, we know you have more than 3 nipples...
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Udders
I didn't see anything there. I don't see why she would fake it though.
FAAAKE!!
I don't think thats a third nip. My BF has a third nip and its BELOW the regular nips, not off to the side!! Think about a dog's nips, or a pig or whatever.. the nips are in a line going down the belly.. my BF's is totally where it would be if he was a dog.. well..
FAKE!
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*sing song voice tra-la-la-la and skiping along through this fukery*
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My eyes are burning.
Submitted by princesszoey on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 10:18am.
Her third nipple is so sweet, it get so much attention on shutthefuckupandstopscammingmyassyoucunt.com
i love going there and meeting a lot of third nipples owners.
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Come on princess, we know you have more than 3 nipples...
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dang I guess I'm the only one that wanted to see and I can't see nothing.......nothing.
Her third nipple is so sweet, it get so much attention on shutthefuckupandstopscammingmyassyoucunt.com
i love going there and meeting a lot of third nipples owners.
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Udders
She's a witch! Burn her then drown her, because the other way she won't light.
I've actually seen a women with 6 extra nipples. It kinda looked like a pig.
Submitted by CheekyChops on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 9:53am.
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No probs....I think Georgie Porgie will be just fine in da big house. ;)
OnT: Burn her!
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MK said "Would it be like having a shallow no-no hole"
Haha!
Step right up, step right up!! See the shitty singer with the freak nipple!! She drinks, she blogs, she shops!!!
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Let's burn her as a witch anyway for having an extra teat a familiar could suckle! So, it's 2009! Pretend in your head its 1009 and let's go for it!
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Um what was the point of this post?!
In other news..HAPPY FRIDAY!!!! Pay day for me yay!!
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I sorta feel sorry for him but in prision he'll get everything he likes.. cock and crack.
Pip Pip Cheerio!
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Submitted by CheekyChops on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 9:47am.
I heard he got 15 months.
Edit: I don't want to see her nubbin.
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Kiss my grits.
It's kind of a good thing it's not a good quality video because that means I couldn't really see anything that grossed me out terribly...The guy interviewing her reminds me of a non-Scottish Fat Bastard.
speaking of skank bitches, any word on Boy George's sentence that was being handed down in Laaaandaaaan today? How long is he gonna get "banged" up for?
Submitted by sunryse on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 9:45am.
So a few hundred years ago, Lilly Allen would have been killed as an infant for being a witch and having a "Devil's tit".
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Ah, the good old days...how I miss them...
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Grrr I can't see it dammit cuz this is the work puter...
Accessory or supernumery nipples can sometimes be indications of other ailments, but not always. So it ain't always good to have an extra.
Anyone hear about that baby who had a fully formed foot in his head? He was diagnosed with a brain tumor and when they went in they discovered the foot! It was successfully removed.
Sometimes dermoids are part of a 'twin' that was never fully developed.
That's a dermoid to talk about!
So a few hundred years ago, Lilly Allen would have been killed as an infant for being a witch and having a "Devil's tit".
lucky bitch.
Ew. Does she realize she's on the Dutch Edition of Bang Bus...Bang Boat. Right?
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If only I had a second clit...
Thank You Jeebus for the low def video clip.
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No, I couldn't watch it...sorry
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