John Killed Cindy's Dancing with the Stars(?) Dreams!
John McCain doesn't let Cindy do anything fun! He's probably the one who made her go to rehab because her doll popping was starting to make the family dog hide all day in the closet. He's seriously a fun killer! I mean, he wouldn't even let her go on Dancing For Relevancy! Page Six says Cindy was in talks with producers. They probably had Cindy when they promised to pay her in bootleg Vicodin pills from Mexico that come shaped like vitamins. We have a winner!
A source said, "Just before Thanksgiving, Cindy McCain started talks with producers to appear as a dancer on the show. She wanted to do it very badly. But this week, Sen. McCain put the kibosh on it."
John probably really said "No cunt of mine is doing some god-darnit dancing show!" Hey, he likes the cunt word. It's the one thing we have in common.
Seeing Cindy do the Salsa would be enough for me to throw my TV out the window, because nothing would ever TOP THAT. Okay, the only thing that would beat that is watching Cindy do the TOP THAT rap from Teen Witch.
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Cindy is 55 in dog years. That woman look old for 55. Damn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She wouldn't be a bad looking older woman except for the obvious forehead Botox...her forehead looks like it came from another person entirely.
“I'm taken aback, look at the sweat pouring off my forehead right now.” - Ryan Seacrest aka The Schmuck
Submitted by jimz on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 3:14pm.
Fuck off and die ugly, you vomitous, inbred sack of runny pig brains!
missy on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 3:15pm.
rude!
fuck off foreigner
Besides, we don't inhale. We chase our vicodin with wine. Thankyouverymuch.
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She's flat and that's that!
Submitted by jimz on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 3:14pm.
rude!
fuck off foreigner
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Vicodin pills, exactly you fucking junky americans inhale everything thats infront of you, from Mexico or from anywhere.
Cindy has pink, glassy eyes...the uber-sideeye!!! She could have been our First Lady!
Did you vote for Sketti Cat today?
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I really do not want to see this old hag dance..thanks John.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Maybe Cindy's twin can take her place and nobody will notice the difference.
can you just imagine this boring woman swinging around the dance floor? i don't think so...
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whoa...amber is the color of your energy...
i respect any woman who decides to go gray and not be a bitch to western society's "youth culture"
gotta love that side eye, she looks like she could cuttabeesh! she is obviously no stranger to the giving of the side eye...
McCain looks like a kill joy anyway
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She is definately stealing his soul wit her eyez
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I'm so glad this entitled bitch will not be living in The Whitehouse for the next four years. It's probably too small for her anyway, for her ego at least.
"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires."
- Susan B. Anthony
She's so creepy.
Submitted by Dreylove on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 11:21am.
Obviously plotting his death.
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RE: Cindy's pupils
Pupils get small like that when you're looking at someone or something you don't like. I'm thinking she's giving the old malocchio to that lizard skin bastard she married. JMHO.
Submitted by ricki lake on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 12:00pm.
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Ditto.
I would have had to buy a ticket to fucking Mars had McCain and Palin gone to the White House. That entire campaign was like nails scraping a blackboard. Very painful, frightening, and embarassing. It was like a mockery.
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I think it's hilarious that people would hate "skanks like Paris and Britney" more than crooked people who are actually trying to RUN THE COUNTRY and make decisions that ACTUALLY AFFECT YOU. Paris being retarded or Britney passing out at a club ultimately doesn't mean shit compared to what a 4-8 year continuation of the Bush administration's policies would have done. I'm not exactly holding out the highest hopes for Obama either but at least he showed some semblance of caring about the country. I used to respect McCain 5 years or so ago, when he actually thought for himself. It was sickening how clearly he sold his soul to become President (Sarah fucking Palin, anyone?!), and THAT'S why I can't respect him. (I just find making fun of Cindy an enjoyable pass time. She's a rich bitch shrew who adopted a foreign baby because Mother Theresa told her to. Wtf?!)
I wan somodat weed she be smokin'!
Her eyes be so PURTY in pink!
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"We fucked up, let us in the club."
He was to arrogant and healhty to take him seriously has a war hero and he didn't ring true in my ears. Many of us know war heros. Didn't the national equirer have a picture of her kissing a younger man at a concert?
Submitted by missy on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 11:49am.
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she be on las druggas BIG TIME
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Seriously...i hope no one tries to share any here...i'd have to decline for fear of pin-point eye.
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I think is the other way around John wanted to be on Dancing with the stars and Cindy told him "Cunt , i'm the one with the money , I'm the start of this bitch"
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 11:41am.
Zactly. TGIF ho.
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TGIF...gonna be a real ho once i meet up with my man in St. Maarten. His eyes are blue but not as piercing as her laser orbs.
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Submitted by Oxygen on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 11:06am.
Her pupils look like Sharpie (fine point) Marker pokes.
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she be on las druggas BIG TIME
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I don't hate every person who happens to have different political beliefs than I do. This last election wore me the fuck out with all the hate spewing from both sides. There's not one human or political party on earth who shares my definitive political stance. I've voted both repub and democrat based on the person running and not the box they most fit into.
I like Cindy. This woman has done a lot of good in her life. And her family makes yummy BEER!! As for John McCain, all we know of people are the public image they present. I don't have anything against him and respect his military service tremendously.
I'll choose to waste my energy hating worthless skanks like Paris and Blohan.
Submitted by Oxygen on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 11:06am.
Her pupils look like Sharpie (fine point) Marker pokes.
Creeeeeepy
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Zactly. TGIF ho.
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Submitted by Auntie Mame on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 11:25am.
I looked it up. The movie with the spooky blue-eyed blond kids was "Village of the Damned." Cindy should be their queen.
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Hell to the yes!! I think she's one of the children all grown up.
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Submitted by Oxygen on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 11:04am.
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 10:48am.
hi Oxy and Clarissey: TGIF!
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Hey Snowy...I second the TGIF
Hey Auntie Mame....is that the Twilight Zone episode (Children of the Damned) with all the blonde haired blue eyed scary kids
I looked it up. The movie with the spooky blue-eyed blond kids was "Village of the Damned." Cindy should be their queen.
"Come, Watson! There's fuckery afoot!."
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awww... you have a guard bunny! cute! :)
otherwise...
cindy mccain got in vogue a lot during the election, but I never read any of those articles. still... that may be what sort of worked into dwts. yesterday modeling, today dancing, tomorrow singing.
loric> Let's not forget that he also sang like a canary whilst a POW and also played the "Don't you know who I am???" card so that he would be (and was) treated better than the other prisoners.
AND that he wouldn't have even been a prisoner at all if he hadn't been fucking around w. the plane, in the first place.
Yeah, I don't like him. Or her.
Submitted by TT99 on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 11:06am.
Of Course he doesn't let her do anything fun. She's a cunt. Look at her. She's the mean lady at the department store, you know the one who won't let you try on anything cause she thinks you can't afford it. And you can't. But why should she know that? Just like that bitch in Pretty Woman.
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aahhaahaha!! she looks exactly like that bitch in pretty woman!!
'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
how about a cameo on The Hills? Or Keeping Up With The Kocksuckers?
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She's staring at him like she's plotting his death.
Either that or his Depends are full.
~dreylove
Everytime I look at her all I can hear is Time Warp:
"(S)He had a pickup truck and the devil's eyes."
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Kiss my grits.
His past status as a POW, certainly respectable, doesnt give him a pass for the rest of his life.
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Submitted by Stock Broker on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 11:08am.
Cindy McCain should consider doing Big Brother or Celeb Rehab.
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Hahahaha! I think if Cindy did special edition of Intervention would be a rating winner.
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I don't think respect is a given-McCain went to Vietnam and was a POW. He is also an angry man who has no issues with cheating and dumping his first wife (who waited for him during his POW time)after she was in a serious car accident. He also sees no issues with calling his current wife a cunt or offering her up to be in a wet T shirt contest. He also willingly sold his soul to the GOP to try to win at whatever cost, along with a moronic, bubble headed woman as his VP. Sorry, I don't feel I have to respect John McCain for being a POW. He's still a jerk.
On Topic-Cindy McCain dancing would have been painful to watch.
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Cindy McCain should consider doing Big Brother or Celeb Rehab.
Of Course he doesn't let her do anything fun. She's a cunt. Look at her. She's the mean lady at the department store, you know the one who won't let you try on anything cause she thinks you can't afford it. And you can't. But why should she know that? Just like that bitch in Pretty Woman.
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Her pupils look like Sharpie (fine point) Marker pokes.
Creeeeeepy
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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 10:48am.
hi Oxy and Clarissey: TGIF!
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Hey Snowy...I second the TGIF
Hey Auntie Mame....is that the Twilight Zone episode (Children of the Damned) with all the blonde haired blue eyed scary kids.
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I love stefystef's Lhasapoo.
When my boyfriend has one of his temper tandrums, my dog hides. Sometimes he comes and stands between him and me, though, just to proteck me. My bunny was out and running around once when he was hollerin' at me, too, and my little bunny honey bit him!
I would think she calls the shots in that relationship, since she's the one with all the money and helped him to get where he is today!
Ah yes, the tired "John McCain is a former POW, therefore he is untouchable" crap. Whatevs. I think the fact that he is an angry bastard, tried to lead our country, and most certainly would have ran it further into the ground with his dense obliqueness, stubborn unwillingness to listen or think, and irrational anger are all more than valid reasons to voice criticism about the man. And that cunt Cindy is just fuckin' cold. Ugh, I hate the McCains.
Cindy is one of those "Children of the Damned" kids all grown up.
"Come, Watson! There's fuckery afoot!."
Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 10:52am.
Very true, Sheeps.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I have a hard time picturing Cindy McCain dancing. All I can see her doing is sitting behind her husband during a speech with those glazed, adoring eyes.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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why would they even want her on the show? she was never a performer or a "star" --being the wife of an old politician classifies people to enter that contest? should we expect Bill Clinton to do the mambo in a future season? Now, THAT would be hot.
McCain spent 5 years in a POW camp. Few US pols at any level or from any party have sacrificed as much for their country. That doesn't mean you can't tease or diss him, but I think we owe him respect and gratitude (as BTW we owe Kerry, Murtha, and many others who fought in VN).