Boy George Is Going To The Chokey
A judge really ass fucked Boy George today without Crisco by sentencing him to 15 months in the clink for chaining and beating a hooker in April 2007. Georgie's family gasped when the shit was read because they were so shocked by the verdict.
The judge told him, “In my view there can be no doubt that your premeditated callous and humiliating handcuffing and detention of Mr Carlsen shocked, degraded and traumatized him. He was deprived of his liberty and human dignity without warning or proper explanation to him of its purpose, length or purported justification. You assaulted the victim of this offense whom you had invited into your home by handcuffing him to your bed and inflicting on him additional wholly gratuitous violence beyond that needed merely to secure physical restraint and detention.”
Let this be a lesson to you all! Get the bitch to sign a consent form before you chain them to your damn wall. But Georgie Porgie be fine on the inside. I don't know if they let them have chains and shit, but he can tie dudes up to his radiator using bed sheets and beat them with a homemade whip made out of torn pillowcases and a plastic toothbrush. And if that doesn't work, he can just whip them with one of his chins.
And the judge's description of the escort's ordeal sounds like a hot Saturday night for me.
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Totally fucking sad.
Talented as hell, but he's the most fucking bitter, acidic person you've ever met. And when people are in that kind of toxic hell, they almost never make their way out.
To the people that say people get bloated or some people get bloated on drugs, SO TRUE! Years ago when I was on them......I got bloated. And please, i'm not on them now so don't think so lol. I think it has to do with stress and cortisol in your body making you gain weight....maybe i'm wrong but I think so. Some go through extra stress on drugs, and they release cortisol in their body which causes weight gain. You know, you've seen those commercials for relacore (i think it's called that) and I think that would be why someone would get fatter on drugs (not weed but I mean coke, etc).
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I actually think he's really talented. Maybe this will teach him a lesson, but I'm banking on NO.
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One, two Brit Brit's coming for you
three, four lock your chillun's doors
five, six she needs her Cheetos fix
seven, eight she dropped her Frap bloat weight
nine, ten her weave looks beat again
I'm not saying that what karma chameleon did was okay--it's not--but I think escort dude had long ago waived his claim on his human dignity.
**************************************************No.Escort dude waived his claim of being a person with good sense or good taste.IMHO,human dignity is horridly undervalued already.Prostitution disturbs me because even those who chose that work eventually pay an unpleasant price for it. This case is a good example. When I worked for a full service center for the poorest, most desperate people on the street, I saw humasn misery. In college I saw a miserable big ticket call girl or three. Just my observation.
Whores do it for money. Sluts do it for fun. Call me a slut but never on a Sunday 'cause that's my day of rest.
He's nearly 50 for gods sake and still having fun ! Rather that than some big tittied gym queen with her ego up her arse pretending to be 25.
But this sentence is a travesty of justice and George is in danger of being this years Oscar Wilde.
Anyway I'm boycotting all Norwegian rent from now on and petitioning the government to deport all Norwegian male whores back to where they came from. Which is Norway.
I am surprised he didn't get a prettier one though.
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 9:10pm
Sorry, that should have read "he's not a drug addict anymore", but, yeah, he does recreationals now and then. You don't know how available they are in the entertainment business. They line 'em up on the buffet table like it's the 80s. Even the younger stars are doing it. So I wouldn't say he's a drug addict anymore, he just "likes to party" every now and then. You know, like play the stereo and the tv at the same time. ;)
Submitted by emdub on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 9:08pm.
He's not a drug addict? You must have missed the years he was on smack and a few years ago when he was busted for the booger sugar in his New York digs.
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You know, we all make stupid mistakes, so don't throw stones... and, yes, this was a little more stupid than most. I mean, there actually are prostitutes who specialize in this sort of thing and he should have gotten one of those instead of a run of the mill hustler who probably expected a blow job and a tenner.
That being said, Boy George is one of the most talented, funny, intelligent and kind people I have ever met in my life. He's not a drug addict or a loser. He certainly likes to party and get his rocks off, but who doesn't?
He just got too cocky (hee) and forgot that he wasn't above the law.
Give the guy a break. You don't live in his house, you don't know the things he has gone through with his life. He isn't some washed up one-hit wonder who's forced to do some lame reunion tour just to pay his bills. He's one of the few 80s stars who was conservative with his earnings and managed to keep himself together. He performs because he loves it, not because he needs the cash.
I don't mean to be preachy, but I gotta defend the guy. He's a good egg that lets his dick captain the ship every now and then. I hope he comes out a little smarter and fairly unscathed.
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The question is will the inmates really want to hurt him. He'll be fine though. I'm sure he'll be giving out tranny make-up session in there. A lot of them need that shit.
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They should dump him in a female prison..that's the punishment
Robbie Williams IS gay.
that's all.
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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So, what is the punishment? Sounds like an extended all inclusive vacation for him...free food, accomodation, and sex, all away from home.
Something tells me he will like it in there.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
methinks georgie will be singing lots of "do you really want to hurt me? do you really want to make me cry?" in the chokey when they tie his ass to a radiator...
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Attention London-area male escorts: In 15 months Boy George will be celebrating his release from prison by inviting you to his home. If you don't enjoy being chained to a radiator and humiliated, please decline invitation.
he'll get all the action he wants now!
Boy George ain't kinky my friend he's a drugged up, sex-obsessed sicko. Watched a doc on him recently and he was talking about the "art" he does and they were basically all represntations of men's arses. His only conversation was about sex and his fantasies about Justin Timberlake's cock. After watching it I had to take a shower. And I'm guessing the judge may have taken his previous offences into account with the sentencing, he's got away with a lot for a long time now. He's just a bit of a washed up old loser in my view.
I can't believe how much he has changed since the eighties! I know alot of people don't age well but this ugly fucker is rewritting the book. Some pharmaceutical company should grab some of this fuckers DNA - if they can use it to figure out how to stop this ugly bastard from aging it would be worth a gazillion to the common Joe!
Who would have thought Boy George was so kinky?
Well of course he and his family were surprised by his sentence - he's a 'celebrity' in the UK! They're even more above the law than American celebrities.
New jail tease "Is that a Karma Chameleon in your pocket or you just excited to see me?"
LOL'd at Thorny...
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I wonder if Boy George and Blaaaake will share a cell.
Submitted by Oxygen on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 11:48am.
Well, that was or is the great thing about him: he flat-out said whatever non-PC thing was on his mind. As I recall, the target cooled down and apologized a day or two later--after there was blood everywhere.
Dang, Boy George pulled a Rick James! I think Rick and his wife did jail time also for tying up, kidnapping a hooker and burning her with a crack pipe.
Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 11:41am.
Well here's to Ra. Now I'm shutting my mouf before I get target slapped.
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Karma karma karma karma karma a prisoner. And no you don't get to come and go. Take it like a man Boy George.
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sorry I mean shit not sit lol
Submitted by Oxygen on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 11:37am.
Oh, it was 100X funnier the way he said it. He made it sound like an engineer or contractor. I laffed, as did a few other people, and the target went off for a long time on Ra, me, and everyone else.
Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 11:04am.
Word.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 11:11am.
yes, thats true...
Ra still posts here.. occasionally :)
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"Get them to sign a consent form"............WTF! How about, just don't EVER restrain someone!
I was so in love with Boy George (had his posters blue tacked on my roof so I could lay in bed and 'see him' in High School), the other guy who looked like him Marilyn (don't know how it's spelt) and Queen, all gay hmmm is that why I have sit taste and luck with guys? Oh and I would seriously fuck Robbie Williams in a heartbeat-also gay or at least bi.
Submitted by Knuckles_Johnson on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 11:01am.
Can he still tumble 4 ya with the extra 200 lbs?
Knuckles, at this point he can stumble and fumble. Not sure about the tumble!
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Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 11:24am.
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 11:19am.
I miss Ra's comments
He was smart and oddly funny. He dropped out when Ron Paul lost. I recall one comment he made to someone who said she was overweight (this is mean): he told her to hang herself but don't pull down the house around her.
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I KNOW I'm WRONG to be ROTFLMMFAO at that last statement. Just at the visual.
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Now he'll get to be several people's bitch, so in a real fucked up way, this is Boy Georgina's dream!
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I don't know if I won't to live in a world where one guy cannot chain another guy up in his home and abuse him. Wasn't that one of the things our Founding Fathers were fighting for? Isn't it in The Bill of Rights right after the right to bear arms, thou shall be able to restrain other men for lascivious and masochistic reasons?
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What George did was wrong but you KNOW if it was George Michael or Robby Williams who pulled this shit they wouldn't get so much jail time.
Way to kick a hasbeen when he's down, judge!
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You know this is really sad on so many levels.
It's just not dignified that Boy friggin George has to pay for sex hookers to begin with! I mean come on he's an artist for god's sake!
*sarcasm, all the other good comments were taken*
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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 11:19am.
I miss Ra's comments
He was smart and oddly funny. He dropped out when Ron Paul lost. I recall one comment he made to someone who said she was overweight (this is mean): he told her to hang herself but don't pull down the house around her.
Loric,
LOL...Run for cover!
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some people get bloated and fat on drugs. See: Jerry Garcia, Jim Morrison, my ex from Florida.
lets keep this going, add a name:
Joaquin Phoenix
.o0 I was just sittin there walkin 0o.
"shocked, degraded and traumatized him. He was deprived of his liberty and human dignity"
Didn't the "escort" already inflict all of the above on himself when he chose hooking as a career choice?
I'm not saying that what karma chameleon did was okay--it's not--but I think escort dude had long ago waived his claim on his human dignity.
Jussayin.
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Submitted by forever.now on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 11:11am.
I haven't heard anything about the accomplice... chances are he got sentenced too seeing as he was going to be part of the event.
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Its -11 ova here probably feels like -30 or somethin...Brrrrrrr
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Submitted by Knuckles_Johnson on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 11:01am.
Can he still tumble 4 ya with the extra 200 lbs?
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