Kimora Is Knocked Up
Kimora Lee Simmons is having a baby with that hot piece Djimon Hounsou, star of Janet Jackson's "Love Will Never Do (Without You)" video. Sorry, he was topless in that shit so in my eyes that's his best work yet. I should also mention his fine work in those Calvin Klein panty ads.
33-year-old Kimumu already has 2 daughters with Russell Simmons named Ming and Aoki. This baby will be Djimon's first. The two have been together for about 2 years or so.
When he first met her, Dijmon told bitches, "My first impression has always been the same, that she's a very beautiful lady, very capable and intelligent and smart with great family values. She's the least high-maintenance lady I've ever dated."
Who in the hell has he been dating? Only skanks that have been on Bridezillas?
Kimorasaurus probably threatened to eat him (and not in the sexy way) if he didn't say that shit. I hope Djimon has made peace with his gods, because Kimora's fury is going to hit fever pitch now that she's pregnant.
And she should also get an ultrasound on her chins and neck, because there might be a few babies growing in there.
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I like seeing them together. I remember when Cameron Diaz was trying to jump on Dijimon. I guess it was after the golden globes two years ago. Then Kimora snatched him up. I had hoped this was a wedding announcment. I never liked her before her show, but now I think she comes across as insecure/vulnerable since Russell dumped her. He seemed like a bad husband/father anyway.
Yeah, I am sure it was her "intelligence" and intellect that he noticed first, because as we all know, when you look at this woman, its her immense intelligence and family values that first come to mind.
I think having babies has sort of become the "in" thing...like a fashion statement. Before we know it, Emma Watson from Harry Potter will also announce her pregnancy.
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Sees in her? He's known for a bit part in a Janet Jackson video from 12 years ago! He should count his blessings daily, this is as close as he's ever been to being relevant.
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I thought Djimon was some sort of intellectual-type actor -- maybe it's his accent.
I just don't see what he sees in her! On her reality series, she is vapid, obnoxious and her face work really shows!(look at her earlier years modeling...a totally different face)
Well, I hope the baby is healthy, smart and beautiful. Her two daughters are gorgeous.
I only like 2 things about this HO
1- that baby daddy she git herself is a HOT piece of ass
2- My white baby Phat Boots ( that I didn't pay for) make my legs look long and lean, and theyare so fucking tall I get like to a 6,1 ft.
she is so awful. Her store took a crap in Soho...ha ha ha
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The war isn't working.
The racist comments was wrong and all but she needs to let go of the insecurities and stop putting on a show for the world. He seems so down to earth I honestly don't know how they get along
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You know what, though? Kimora is a very insecure and sad lady. Was it on her "Cribs" episode that she talked about the kids at school calling her "chinky giraffe"? When I saw that, it made me see her in a different light. It's like the story about Tom Cruise at Jimmy Kimmel's football party.
She still feels like an outsider.
It makes her fuckery a lot easier for me to understand and handle.
Djimon Hounsou WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?
PAGING DRSHEPHARD, GET THIS BOY A CT SCAN STAT!
How does he tolerate her? Does his dick slap her in order and shut her the fuck up? Why in the world would he want to procreate with her? Is this some kind of KFed scheme? I know he has money but she's richer. Is he planning to retire soon? I'm so confused. I thought she loved the snatch? Is this a test tube baby? My head is about to explode. Those two older ones are gonna treat this one like Cinderella's little bitch. I feel sorry for the unborn already.
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I've watched her show(s) on the E! and Style Channels and she does come across as obnoxious and very spoiled. I'm guessing they must have planned this baby since they've been together for at least 2 years. She does live in absolute ridiculousness though. Her home is very lavish and her kids are very spoiled. One of the last times I saw her on TV, she was trying to lose weight because she admitted she doesn't like to eat healthy or exercise. I think she's finally realizing that she's not 20 anymore and her body isn't going to burn the calories like it used to. My guess is that she'll have difficultly losing the baby weight after this one.
Their child will be beautiful. Stop hating, trolls.
I can only assume that flesh necklace she has around her throat is a goiter. Even the word is ugly. It has something to do with thyroid problems.
Love Djimon. He's too good for this gold digging, superficial, LOUD, cow. She needs to do something with that fabulous pack of hotdogs on her neck. I can't stand her and her pretentiousness.
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OMG one of her kids is named Ming???? As in Ming the Merciless?? THATS SOME FLASH GORDON SHIT RIGHT THERE!!!!
He was excellent in Armistad, fantastic movie if you havent seen it yet, do see it.
I like Kimora in all her fabulousity, I would totally be like her if I had her money....except for wearing furs, but other than that, I would so be a KLS <3.
Sheeps...thanks for the correction.
Andrew Wyeth painted "Christna's World" and the "Helga Series".
Has anyone yet explained that hotdog Kimora carries under her neck? I can't get past it.
...you ever see Kimora's neck....she's built like a Shar Pei...who wooda thunk fug can get so rich....gives the rest of us losers a chance....one in a million...BUT IT'S A CHANCE...
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this is one of those cases where the child has the potential to be stunningly beautiful...
or face thrangled!
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Djimon is the hotness. What is he doing with this beast?
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MK, your taste in men is seriously questionable. What's hot about this guy?
Oh and Russel Simmons's just as yucky. Kimora Lee honoured him by even looking his way.
I can never stop staring at her neck fat.
I love her!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
PASTA PUSSY POWER PUSSYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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i dont understand this couple
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Kimora is such a stuck up pretentious bitch and sadly I think her daughters will turn out to be the same. In her divorce settlement her kids get a car worth at least 40k when they turn 16. Why the fuck do her kids need 40k cars? She also requested visitation for him that is supervised by a nanny. Why is he not entitled to unsupervised visits? I hope he got them otherwise. I cannot stand this bitch.
She was really beautiful when she was modelling. She's still attractive but those neck rolls are distracting, bitch needs to invest in scarfs or drop 20 lbs.This broad is the epitome of high maintenance. Webster has her fucking picture and bio under it's entry for high maintenance. Congratulations on the new baby.
She's really tall.
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Wait until this man faced, She-Beast starts packing on the preggo weight. Yikes.
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Those humongous rings on her nasty neck look like hot dogs without a bun. EWW She looks more like 53.
Where did all the Oly go?
Like Creamora needs to pop out any more spoiled brats. I hope she gets MEGA FAT.
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eH. I cannot begrudge her success with Baby Phat (gross stuff to me but it's a thriving business). I saw her on MTV cribs once or something..they had a gold toilet and other ridiculousness. I always got the impression Russell Simmons was way more laid back and she was the ostentatious one. I find her a little obnoxious.
I think their child will be interesting looking in the least and likely beautiful.
Man, anyone here who is a Djimon fan you MUST
see him in 'In America' one of the most amazing roles he has had. Truly beautiful story. You won't be sorry. I like him, he has a regal calm that balances her crass behavior. Maybe they are really perfect for eachh other after all.
She could give redwoods a run for their money.
Missy - lol, nah, just embrace your otherness! these hoes will forgive a little lapse in judgement (*coughLindseyLohancough*).
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What's with her neck rolls?
33 must mean Kimora was born in 1933.
molotov, Im glad.. I was starting to feel like I was about to get asked to go to just jared or some shit!!
I mean, if you think about what she did with a teeny little opportunity through baby phat, its pretty impressive!
Ok, Ill stop now :-|
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Kimora needs to see an endo stat. By the looks of her neck, she's got thyroid disease.
missy - I like her too! That pic of her young is really adorable! I only ever saw her as an adult. I like them as a couple, so meh, yay baby.
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she looks like she has thyroid issues with that neck.
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How the hell did she score that man? And what the hell is wrong with him?
djimon is a beautiful man, but please stop with the lie that kimora is a mere 33...this giant giraffe of a woman is way beyond 33...can't wait for her neck to get fleshier...
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why again is this bitch news?
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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.
Kimore is gonna blow up like a GoodYear blimp. I saw some recent pictures of her on another gossip site and she is already packin' on the pounds. And she is in no way 33, maybe 33 x 3
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kids wont be pretty
I loved his ass in Blood Diamond. I also wanted to get nekkid with DiCaprio. It was someone else in that movie that I wanted to get banged by too. I'm a fecking ho.
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Damn her dick must ginormous! Her head is so much bigger than his and hes a huge man...
"I don't go to your job and knock the dicks out of your mouth!"
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and shes been busted in bergen county nj, just like me and sinatra!
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