Friday, January 16th 2009
I Hope She Does "Single Ladies"
The Associated Press has confirmed that Beyonce will sing Barack and Michelle Obama's first dance on inauguration night. That's if Solange doesn't break out of the basement, hitchhike to DC and throw spaghetti sauce all over Sasha Fierce so that Aretha Franklin will mistake her for the main course. And then Solange will magically perform in her place.
A rep for the Presidential Inaugration Committee wouldn't say what she's going to sing, "It is our hope that we can keep the song secret until the moment."
I really hope the Obamas are rehearsing the Single Ladies dance right now. And if that's not the song BeyonceSashaWhatever is going to sing, then I hope Single Ladies is the encore with the Bidens doing the honors.
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beyonce is notrious for buying her way in to were she doesn't belong. stupid selfhating girl.
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 9:06pm.
Oh and depending on who is interviewing her and who is in the room, she can sound whiter than white or ghetto - like Alicia Keys does. Faker.
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Isn't Etta James still alive?
Why can't she sing it?...
the obama's should watch this to practice
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4oAjzNTm5I
Pffffft. SO over her.
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Submitted by putsomestankonit on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 9:06pm.
When I get married I'm eloping.
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She is not anywhere near as talented as she is given credit for. She doesn't sing - she caterwauls. She doesn't dance - she flings her hair around and jiggles her hips. Oh and depending on who is interviewing her and who is in the room, she can sound whiter than white or ghetto - like Alicia Keys does. Faker.
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Submitted by Keane on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 5:23pm.
Like all women care about is getting a stupid little ring on their finger and if their man can't buy them one then they only have themselves to blame if they fuck off and find another man? What kind of a dumb sentiment is that?
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I was flabbergasted.
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To me, when the jiz is not quite right, alarm bells start to ring.
Submitted by Keane: "If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it? Like all women care about is getting a stupid little ring on their finger and if their man can't buy them one then they only have themselves to blame if they fuck off and find another man? What kind of a dumb sentiment is that?"
Thank you! It's insulting. That women can be bought with a few pretty baubles. (Okay, some CAN)
Eh, men know the difference between women like that and women of substance and integrity. And lawd help them if they don't.
Watch Single Ladies. She can't even lip sync and do the moves. She's barely moving her mouth. Bitch better practice DOING IT LIVE! for her upcoming 35th annual world tour.
Damn, I'm such a jaded fan. I loves me some Beyonce though. Did I mention her 'double disc album' was shit?? Eleven songs in total. Six on one and five on the other. Makes fucking sense to me
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Submitted by Candy on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 5:46pm.
Keane I respect your statement and I'm not tring to start anything but in reality Beyonce is not a professional dancer. she has rythmn and she can move but I don't think a lot of folks think of her as a dancer.
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Absolutely-- you are correct. Actually, I don't think of her as a dancer, a singer, even an entertainer. She may have rythmn, but she always seems to be a half beat behind. Looking at backstage for a "cue" type of thing. She has gotten way further than she deserves.
Suposedly, Etta James' "At Last".
Which is exactly why she shouldn't have done a black and white video with nothing in it other than her and 2 other dancers doing nothing but a routine from beginning to end. She can't dance well enough and looks awful in the leotard. Its a disaster. Britney on the other hand is an extremely good dancer. Born to Make You Happy, Slave 4u, Me Against the Music - great dancing from the Brit. She's by far the best dancer of any of the stars. She can't sing for shit but there you go. But Beyonce thinking she looked cool with that ridiculous facial expression, bizarre choreogaphy and leotard number - DISASTER!
plz let her be classy and not assy! she can do eet!!
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Keane I respect your statement and I'm not tring to start anything but in reality Beyonce is not a professional dancer. she has rythmn and she can move but I don't think a lot of folks think of her as a dancer. I feel the same way about Britney (especially with her recent videos) and Justin etc.. They're choreographed by the people who have the real talent.
Now getting back to her cd. I think she and her label are robbers. To think Iwas upset about Coldplay's minimal offerings last year and then they added insult to injury and offered more songs from the album on I-Tunes at a later date. I'm really tired of the music industry releasing albums and then re-releasing it with 'bonus' music which I'm sure she's going to do and this time I hope it fails. I'm glad I didn't buy that shit but I feel sorry for those who supported her.
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Hey there is nothing wrong with being 5'7 thick in the thighs.
Happy Birthday to ya... Happy Birthday to ya...
Happy Birthday...
What Beycaca is going to sing????? Hell No.
Why don't they have Yolanda Adams Sing instead.....such a clasy lady and has Beautiful Voice....
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The problem with Beyonce is she's been so dominated by her overbearing, controlling father that she has grown up without any personality whatsoever. She thinks she's being all right on and female empowerment-ish with her little single ladies ditty, but in reality its the musings of a really lame pre-teen girl. If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it? Like all women care about is getting a stupid little ring on their finger and if their man can't buy them one then they only have themselves to blame if they fuck off and find another man? What kind of a dumb sentiment is that?
And Beyonce in that video trying to look all cool with her terrible dancing and ginormous thighs thinking she's coming across as some kind of iconic, powerful female is just hysterical, I'm embarrassed for her. I'm sure B thinks she's striking a blow for real women but all I can think when I watch it is damn those women's thighs are large! I'm sorry but being a dancer myself, its the one industry in which size really does matter, dancers have to have slim, toned bodies or they look ridiculous. Dancing is about showing off clean, beautiful body lines, not making your audience think my what chunky thighs you have. She thinks she's being cool but the whole vid is all kinds of lame. Sack Sasha Fierce, stat!
Submitted by Haywood Jalickmi on Fri, 01/16/2009 -4:26pm.
The dancer from Single ladies is NOT a man, I saw her model shoot. She is a better dancer than Beyawnce anyday.
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I love Beyonce but I have to tell the truth. That album is shit and it has no business being a double disc. That's just fucking greedy of her. This is coming from a fan.
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The dancer from Single ladies is NOT a man, I saw her model shoot. She is a better dancer than Beyawnce anyday.
That's a really bad pic of her, she looks like Tina Turner in her 40s. If she's 27, I'm a fetus bc I'm 26 and I look damn fine. LOL
pssst - I have never seen the single ladies vid. I saw a clip on a commercial break on LoGo, but that's it.
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Ahahaaha I can just hear it:
Michelle Obama: "You are NOT having that woman over to the White House!"
Barak Obama: "Oh honey, there's nothing between us!"
MO: "Don't you touch her! Don't let her touch YOU! I'll be watching!"
BO: "Don't worry, I only have eyes for you!"
Maybe Beyonce will sing THAT! "I Only Have Eyes For You"....LOL
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Submitted by Stock Broker on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 3:45pm.
stockbroker: i love oleta adams! it would be great if she got some validation...but she can sing, so there you go...
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Fingers crossed for "My Mammy" or "Zipedee Doo Dah" or anything from "Blazin' Saddles"
Granny Clampett,
Yah, the one in the middle.
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The way things are shaping up, I bet it's "Battle Hymn of the Republic."
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Submitted by Granny Clampett on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 3:51pm.
Is there any truth to the rumor that one of the dancers in the "Single Ladies" video is really a dude?
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never heard that, but I can make a pretty good case that the singer is one
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O yes, 'tis true.
Both times.
But, seriously - that chick on our left is a dude.
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Submitted by Granny Clampett on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 3:51pm.
Is there any truth to the rumor that one of the dancers in the "Single Ladies" video is really a dude?
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never heard that, but I can make a pretty good case that the singer is one
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Is there any truth to the rumor that one of the dancers in the "Single Ladies" video is really a dude?
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WTF???
The honor should have gone to Tina Turner, Aretha, Etta James or Oletta Adams. In other words, someone with REAL talent.
Beyonce is a joke. And a bad one.
Aretha should crush B with one of her Chi-chis of Death.
Did y'all hear this dumb ho abandoned her dog at a record company months ago?!
http://deceiver.com/2009/01/16/beyonce-abandoned-her-dog-months-ago/
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Submitted by Agie on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 3:21pm.
She looks about 5 years older than she claims.
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That's because she is.
Isn't Beyonce in an Etta James biopic or something. I'm guessing "At Last", but would prefer Bootylicious.
Unless the youth of America are power-hungry strippers, then I don't think BeYAWNce is a role-model for anybody.
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Submitted by BangoSkank on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 3:14pm.
She dances like an unmedicated spastic.
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PMSL, I almost just had a coughing fit in the office at that!
There are a TON of way better singers/performers out there. Why did they have to pick Beyonce.. WHY!!!!!!!!!!
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She looks about 5 years older than she claims.
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i am so torn.
I love Obama
I HATE HATE HaTe Beyonce.
unfortunately i think beyonce wins this. not watching it.
well... maybe i'll just fast forward thru the bitch.
'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by jim on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 2:49pm.
WILL ANY WHITE PEOPLE BE ALLOWED OR WILL OPRAH HAVE US ARRESTED??
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LOL! I'm sorry but I am very insensitive today.
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OMG, it is time for the "Iniguration"!
You know she will be singing "At Last" which, she sang in her latest acting (cough) career!
Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 2:40pm.
Well, let's face it, Obama didn't pick her, his aids did, or the studio she records for approached his people.
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I'll bet you Obama DID pick her. He says she's his kids' favorite performer, plus he calls her a role model for today's youth.
She dances like an unmedicated spastic.