Vadge's Bush Is Up For Sale!
Oh 1979. It was so much easier back then. You didn't have to worry about losing partial feeling in your puss lips from getting them waxed or cutting your nutsack from shaking your hand while shaving that shit. You could let the forest grow freely. That's what Vadge did and there's a picture on the auction block to prove it!
You've probably already seen this shit, because it was in Playboy back in 1985, so it's lived on the internet for a while.
The picture was taken in 1979 when Vadge needed quick cash to buy shit (razors were obviously not on her list). It was taken by Lee Friedlander. He said he paid her around $25 for the shoot. The other 5 pictures in the series already sold for $7,170 in 2003. This one is expected to get anywhere from $10k to $15k at Christies. Yes, $10,000 for hairy snatch! Vadge's bush o'plenty can be yours on February 12th.
Nowadays, Vadge couldn't grow hair down there if she fucking threw some Rogaine at it. That's where nutsacks go to die.
Anyway, see where Bigfoot used to live after the jump. I don't have to tell you that Vadge's vintage Sascrotch is NSFW. JUMP!!!
Thanks Ellen
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I'm going to have nightmares foever! World's uglest man!
Wow, I understand how everyone can be distracted by the Sasquatch hiding in her crotch, but her armpits are just as bad!!!!!
I forgot how ugly she was when she was young. Madonna proves you can sell your soul to the devil when a gross, no talent, uneducated skank can go on to become the biggest female pop star in the world.
sounds to me like most people don't realize how hairy we all are when we don't shave . . . but anyway, my mom told me that a long time ago, women in the country of Georgia (near Iran) plucked out each and every hair for their wedding day - no razors - pulling, yowza
Holy Smokes! Is that her crotch or is she riding on Jerry Garcia's shoulders?
And her legs have not closed since. Did she not wear a bikini back then? That shit would have been hangin out everywhere. What a fine role model Lourdes has.
Why spend a dime for something that is (and has) been splashed over the web? Right Click - Save As... - Save!
id still shoot my load all up in her face and sh iiitt...
I bought my hubby a subscription to Playboy for his birthday. I was flipping through the recent 55th anniversary issue (honestly, I DO enjoy reading the articles) and it was interesting to see how the cultural mores changed over the years with regard to downbelow hair.
The 50s and 60s--the women were photographed in such a way that the pubes didn't even come into the picture, for the most part. The 70s and 80s--well, let's just say that most people today would run shrieking and fainting about how much hair these women had, but really it wasn't anything but natural growth, if you view them without the prejudice that women need to have nothing but a ridiculous "landing strip" down there. The 90s and 00s--the "vertical eyebrow" look really took off. Current centerfolds--no hair at ALL is not uncommon, and as my husband says, "there's a reason we grow hair down there." The bare parts can be surprisingly unattractive (and as others pointed out, a little too uncomfortably reminiscent of prepubescence).
Madonna at this time? Probably not all that unusual for the time that the photo was taken.
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And one day you'll wake up in the present day
A million generations removed from expectations
of being who you really want to be
--Jethro Tull
There's so much hair there that you can't even see Vadge's vadge. And it looks like she has a little mustache too.
My goodness.
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"You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think." Dorothy Parker
maddie maddie maddie...have u heard about waxing??? shaving??? or trimming???...i've always been a big fan... but when i saw this pic??? omg!!! the respect has gone low...boom...down to 0 degrees...eeeooowwww...what is gross??? hairy madonna...no wonder boy george never really liked you...though its another story...hahahahaha
Two words: Ingrown Hairs
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"O pointy birds, o pointy pointy,
Anoint my head, anointy-nointy." -England's greatest one-armed poet.
Hello TigerLily:
Did your Jordanian friend give you the recipe for the lemon-sugar depilatory?I ALWAYS wax and groom myself at home-haircuts, waxing, plucking, mani, pedi, etc. Except for the surgical team who shaved 1/4 of my head, no one has done anything to my hair since 1983. I think henna is used to dye feet and hands in India and the Middle East.Also tattoes.A guy was doing temporary henna tats at parties in SF for years-very fun. (husband lived in Upper Haight back then.)
My Levantine coworkers howled when they saw it.
Submitted by A.cotw on Sat, 01/17/2009 - 10:39pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 01/17/2009 - 10:10pm.
I went to college with this Jordanian ho who used to wax her arms (and I'm assuming puddytat) with this homemade sugar, lemon juice concoction...I dunno...It came out like candy and her fat roommate liked to eat it, so I would join in whilst we watched her wax her arms with that shit....
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Cool.Someone was annoyed yesterday because a lady mentioned a book while describing cultural norms about body hair.I've read about the Muslim sects which require hair removal.
Meanwhile, back in the USA, there are two things I still don't understand. How can a woman endure ANY waxing at someone else's hands? Why do some people assume that those who prefer minimal/none at all pubic hair to be latent pedophiles,fashion victims, or vain? When Godliness is out of reach, one must be clean. Reminds me of those silly broads who mock me for cooking from scratch.
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I don't know all about that stuff, but she said she waxed her own arms and legs (we didn't get into the snatch area). She was not Muslim but Catholic, btw. I know when I want to wax my snatch, I wax my own snatch. It's done the way IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII think looks right to MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. If I'm dating a whore who doesn't dig it...DEAL BREAKER. End of story...I'm not kidding. Done deal. Over.
And yeah, I don't know about Saudi chicks dying the soles of their feet orange like the Jordanian whore said, but I don't have a problem with that. It's no weirder than dying your hair, but I got a HUGE problem with ANY mandatory veils...HUGE....You WANNA wear it COOL. I don't care about your reason. You HAVETA wear it? AWWWWW HELLLLL NAW!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 01/17/2009 - 10:10pm.
I went to college with this Jordanian ho who used to wax her arms (and I'm assuming puddytat) with this homemade sugar, lemon juice concoction...I dunno...It came out like candy and her fat roommate liked to eat it, so I would join in whilst we watched her wax her arms with that shit....
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Cool.Someone was annoyed yesterday because a lady mentioned a book while describing cultural norms about body hair.I've read about the Muslim sects which require hair removal.
Meanwhile, back in the USA, there are two things I still don't understand. How can a woman endure ANY waxing at someone else's hands? Why do some people assume that those who prefer minimal/none at all pubic hair to be latent pedophiles,fashion victims, or vain? When Godliness is out of reach, one must be clean. Reminds me of those silly broads who mock me for cooking from scratch.
Submitted by sparkle586 on Sat, 01/17/2009 - 9:49pm.
Having said that, it totally freaks my mom out. She's black and southern and apparently thinks that waxing the coochie is a "white girl thing". She "didnt know black girls do that." Then again, I'm married to a white man so she probably blames it on him.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++LOL. Remember Chris Rock's routine about interracial dating?
Chris broke his leg. "That's whar he gets he gets for messing around with white girls".
OT: Trying being surrounded by New Orleans Creole women screeching about their dsughters's forearm hair.
Submitted by sparkle586 on Sat, 01/17/2009 - 9:58pm.
Oh and Muslims apparently shave/wax religiously. Literally. One of my best friends in England is Muslim and they are typically clean shaven or pretty close I think. Apparently the men even shave their balls once a month or something. If I recall correctly, its a cleanliness next to Godliness thing for them. I could be wrong, but thats my recollection. Just furthers the point that a few others made about it being very much a cultural thing.
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I went to college with this Jordanian ho who used to wax her arms (and I'm assuming puddytat) with this homemade sugar, lemon juice concoction...I dunno...It came out like candy and her fat roommate liked to eat it, so I would join in whilst we watched her wax her arms with that shit....Well, she also gave us a bit of a cultural lesson in that she said Saudi women dye the souls of their feet orange, and she thought that was ugly...Well me and the fat chick were eating her sugar/lemon hair wax and thought it strange that she was waxing her arms...but whatevs...waxed arms (she had the dark hair), orange feet...(I've seen fuglier)...Whatever makes a whore feel good, I say DO IT.....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Oh and Muslims apparently shave/wax religiously. Literally. One of my best friends in England is Muslim and they are typically clean shaven or pretty close I think. Apparently the men even shave their balls once a month or something. If I recall correctly, its a cleanliness next to Godliness thing for them. I could be wrong, but thats my recollection. Just furthers the point that a few others made about it being very much a cultural thing.
I really think its a personal choice thing. I been brazilian waxing once every 4-5 weeks now for quite a few years and I for one would never choose to go back. Its actually one of the things I'm dreading about pregnancy because I hear that waxing becomes damn near unbearable (hormones apparently). Otherwise though, the pain becomes almost bearable if you do it as regularly as I do. Its like anything else -- you get used to it. The people who really suffer are the occassional brazilian waxers. Thats really not some shit that you should dabble in. A friend of mine who usually just has a clean up tried to brazilian cause she knows that I do it and screamed her head off. She left with half bald snatch and didnt speak to me for a week.
Having said that, it totally freaks my mom out. She's black and southern and apparently thinks that waxing the coochie is a "white girl thing". She "didnt know black girls do that." Then again, I'm married to a white man so she probably blames it on him.
That's full bush, for sure.
Bitch does have great boobs. I really think they're beautiful tits. Great shape, great size - just perfect. I give credit where it's due.
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"I am a legend, get these people out. I want to take drugs."
YESSSSS!!! Au naturel, the way i like it, natural tits, natural bush. Wish fewer women today felt the need to look like pre-pubescent children, and then overcompensate with fake boobs.
WTF??!!!!!! Daaaaaaaammmmmnn she is one hairy cocksnatcher...the Bermuda triangle of snatches!!! "That's where nutsacks go to die" boy you crack me up!
Haaaaaiiiiiiirrrrr Pie!
Looking at young Vadge, it fascinates me that women who want to look young get implants in their cheeks, under their eyes, when actually the "face fat' of a younger woman is low on the face. I had the same thing 'til I was in my mid-twenties, and couldn't wait to get rid of it.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
That is the bushiest hair pie I've ever seen. And I was doing groupies all during the late 60's and 70's. Nice titties, though.
So, she was always an ugly whore.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
Yikes, she's got more hair down there than me!
Nice set of perkies...
The unibrow curtains match the wooly mammoth crotch.
I'd have given her $25 and a smack across her face for this work back in the day.
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
Reminds me of what my daughter's Furby toy used to say:
"Ooh, me scaiwed!"
"Submitted by anonymouse_9 on Sat, 01/17/2009 - 2:55am.
....period raisins"
Haha. I don't know what that is but it made me laugh. :D
Holy shit! I wonder when she finally decided to get that bikini wax she was saving up for all those years. She is one hairy mofo down there. She makes me look like a bald cat!
STFU!!!
The hairy gene must be in the family, Lourdes unibrow:
http://www.judiciaryreport.com/images/loudes.jpg
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"Submitted by tangerine on Sat, 01/17/2009 - 6:51am.
My dude probably wouldn't even notice, like how he never notices when I get my hair did or a new outfit. I should do it just to see. Or maybe I should yell "surprise!" when he pulls my pants down lol!"
Haha! That would be a surprise. Gotta resort to some interesting methods to get a mans attention sometimes. My man plays W.O.W. like it is life support.
Well.....seen her daughter has uni-brows and mustache....
dayyyum, you'd need a weed whacker to clear that patch. And 25.00 bucks to spread um, yep, that's our gurl!!!!!!
i'm not as old as madge, but i was around and i can tell you that WE WERE NOT wearing it that way in those days.
I only *just* learned what a "merkin" is, and well....let's just say her old shrubbery could set the standard for what they all should look like. For full coverage, that is.
Ohmyfreakingjeebus that's a lot of bush.
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Love,
Mabel
How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
Thankfully you cant see any scary pussy details because of the fur panties she is wearing...apparently she couldnt afford anything including a razor...didnt most women in America at least shave their pits in the 70's & pluck away the unslightly nipple hair? eeewww, nipple hair. She is like a cave person.
All this time I have been blaming Lourde's dad for her unibrow and now I see this.
That poor girl never stood a chance.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Sat, 01/17/2009 - 8:30am.
'kay, you had me bristling up for a minute, but then I got the joke and it's pretty funny.
Howevs, SCat is much better groomed than V's bush. That sascrotch look a whole lot more like La Pequena.
Rule.
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Armpits and legs are not genitalia. Actually, if you can't tell the difference, then maybe YOU need to go get a physical, STAT.--foxiezombie
It's safe to say she's no natural blonde.
"That NEVER was in style"
Lingerie by Ron Jeremy.
Madonna is such a slut. I can't believe she would sleep with Spaghetti Cat just because he won Hot Slut of the Year. And then to post a picture of it on her blog. And then, wait.
That's not Spaghetti. OMFG.
>vomits<
Personally I liked a big black hairy Spagetti Cat, I wish I had one :(, but at least shave the hair on the thighs. I dont think there is any pressure to shave, unless you "read" too much modern porn to each his own.
Try Typhoid Mary's delicious sugar cookies!
Submitted by britegray on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 8:04pm.
My dude probably wouldn't even notice, like how he never notices when I get my hair did or a new outfit. I should do it just to see. Or maybe I should yell "surprise!" when he pulls my pants down lol!
Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 8:03pm.
Damn! I wish I would have stayed on longer to be a part of this hilarious thread!! Sorry to respond so late, but I was just thinking that there has to be a woman, somewhere, who gets into the spirit by getting decorated. How funny would that be? But you know what, I am kind of digging the hot pink star idea.....::runs off to google "pubic hair design specialist"::
OMG! Hairy snatches do fuckin NOTHING for me anyway, but the SPCA should be called in to investigate animal cruelty, what with that animal-thing on Vadge's twat. What is it, anyway??
EWWWWWW!
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
Now that I think about it, there is a not just a difference in body hair between ethnic groups, different groups see it differently. My husband is what my old friend Lily Grunwald calls a big blond goyishe stud, and he's very hairy.I have a 2x standard, I LOVE HAIRY GUYS.However,when he visits his parents in FL,his Scoth-Irish-Cherokee dad recoils if he's shirtless.A German girl on vacation in Italy asked my friends and me if we waxed our legs in winter!!Her legs looked my husband's-serious platinum pelt.And when i noticed that ALL of my mother's sisters have naturally hairless legs, forearms, etc they screeched-EWWWWWW! That's manly! Why are you girls SO HAIRY! You have Elvis sideburns!! You look like a Chimpanzee!! EEEWWWWW!!!
Madonna must have had a lift-even beautiful breasts resemble udders at her age.
Oddly enough,even the most raunchy comments amused me. BTW, If I was too raunchy, sorry!
Mama Mia! TwoCents, do you think I want to look at that again? I'm ALREADY 1/2 blind.