Friday, January 16th 2009

Vadge's Bush Is Up For Sale!

Oh 1979. It was so much easier back then. You didn't have to worry about losing partial feeling in your puss lips from getting them waxed or cutting your nutsack from shaking your hand while shaving that shit. You could let the forest grow freely. That's what Vadge did and there's a picture on the auction block to prove it!

You've probably already seen this shit, because it was in Playboy back in 1985, so it's lived on the internet for a while.

The picture was taken in 1979 when Vadge needed quick cash to buy shit (razors were obviously not on her list). It was taken by Lee Friedlander. He said he paid her around $25 for the shoot. The other 5 pictures in the series already sold for $7,170 in 2003. This one is expected to get anywhere from $10k to $15k at Christies. Yes, $10,000 for hairy snatch! Vadge's bush o'plenty can be yours on February 12th.

Nowadays, Vadge couldn't grow hair down there if she fucking threw some Rogaine at it. That's where nutsacks go to die.

Anyway, see where Bigfoot used to live after the jump. I don't have to tell you that Vadge's vintage Sascrotch is NSFW. JUMP!!!

Thanks Ellen

Posted by: Michael K


1coolbrz's picture

LMAO @ jazzfish_77 "now we know where Lourdes gets her eyebrow"

Current "Comment-of-the-Year"

No coins, please.

Jenski3's picture

bit of a 'tache going on there too.

women with facial hair, sexy in the 70's.

jazzfish_77's picture

Who put Spaghetti Cat in a blender?

....and the pit hair just adds to the elegance i would not want to be around her in high summer temps....gag

Flatsy's picture

Molotov, that's ok. I clicked on the comments and screamed a little inside my head. And then I read your comment and damn near wet myself.

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jazzfish_77's picture

Oh, my. Just imagine the dingle berries on that shit!

Stoney's picture

OMFG that cannot be real!!!!!

Albatross's picture

Holy crap! That's a damn forest, right there! Ewwww!

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madam ex's picture

She doesnt need to shave that bitch bald but clean up in downtown area is freakin required...imagine going down on her in 1979, you'd still be trying to get those hairs up from your throat in 2009....fucking gross, I dont care what year you were born or from, clean up in female regions is a must, its proper hygiene ladies.

Mish's picture

this is in no way beautiful. maybe in the stone age, but not now. maintain the bush!

jazzfish_77's picture

Muff dive and floss at the same time.

Hysteria's picture

she was a pretty girl. Lourdes looks a lot like her mom

EDIT: Lourdes looks like her Mom in the FACE, not the bush (oynk)

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jazzfish_77's picture

Well, now we know where Lourdes gets her eyebrow.

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Sorry about that islandgirl, didn't see yours.

Great minds think alike?

darlingjulie's picture

EEEKKKK when you view the comments tne NSFW version comes up!

I have both the playboy and the penthouse and I really don't think the pics are all the great. I love the penthouse cover though.

Molotov Cocktease's picture

lol flatsy, sorry about that! I let out a "what in the fuck???" hella loud, but that's normal for me

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gines's picture

i gasped in horror at the sight of that.

Jill-The-Ripper's picture

Kind of reminds me of one of the Manson Family girls. Her nips are the antithesis of Heather Mills'.

Flatsy's picture

Molotov Cocktease on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 4:34pm.
beware beware beware. When an unsuspecting bitch like myself comes back to her desk and sees "holy fucking shit" on the recent comments list and just clicks the comment and a fucking wookie between some bitches legs jumps up and slaps her in the fucking face, vomit times will be had

- I just caused a scene at work after I read this. People are like - what's your problem?
Fucking wookie did it!

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E.A.P.'s picture

She doesn't look bad. Hairy, but not bad. Nice breasts.

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Molotov Cocktease's picture

ha ha ha ha that's Madonna? The page opened and all I could see was from the nips down and had to scroll aaaaaallll the way down real quick, I had no idea.

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missy's picture

i fucking wish it was 1979 still

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mike's picture

Jesus, ya'll, it was 1979. Different time, place, etc.

Unshaved/trimmed hair aside, she has a really nice bod.

M.E.'s picture

NIce tits.

putsomestankonit's picture

Vomit!

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missy's picture

Submitted by EffEweAll on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 4:33pm.

hahahahaa

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M.E.'s picture

I just lost my lunch.

There is no seperation between the no no hole and the bunghole hair.

GROSS!

islandgirl's picture

Well, the mystery of Lourdes' eyebrow situation has finally been solved.

DeeDee's picture

I think she has a nice set of chichis.

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Molotov Cocktease's picture

beware beware beware. When an unsuspecting bitch like myself comes back to her desk and sees "holy fucking shit" on the recent comments list and just clicks the comment and a fucking wookie between some bitches legs jumps up and slaps her in the fucking face, vomit times will be had.

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EvilShoe's picture

I can't even imagine the smell. I fucking hate you MK!! I just thought of panty pudding in that nest. *barf*

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Haywood Jalickmi's picture

That shit is gross. no excuse for tidying up the lady parts, she could have gotten some scissors and gave that shit a snip.

HOLY SHIT! FTFO @ Sascroth! That is one scary bush.

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ImpertinentVixen's picture

I remember when this shit came out in Playboy, and being scandalized that she had such furry armpits. While the au naturelle look is preferable to the waxed smooth 12-year-old girl blow-up doll look, she could have used a little trimming. Nice boobies though.

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dick's picture

she's got a great set of tits.

That looks like the amazon jungle. She needs to take a weed whacker to that thing. GROSS!!!! Who would go down on that???

EffEweAll's picture

if you look close you can see Spaghetti Cat.

Madonna's italian so maybe she was the first Pasta Pussy!!!

The C word's picture

That's not a bush, it's the whole forest.

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Mrs. Gosling's picture

OH MY GOD!!!!! Why are her pits hairy too? and why is that so effin disgusting? and why would they put that in playboy? And who thinks thats hot? And why would someone buy that? And do they really get that hairy?...so many questions

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missy's picture

seriously everyone? youve never seen an un-waxed bush?

damn.

I think the photos are beautiful. She so looks like lourdes in that top one.

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DeeDee's picture

GAH!

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jack-n-the-hat's picture

check out the pits! fuck

islandgirl's picture

OK, I'm stating the obvious here, but that is one hairy snatch.

AND LOOK AT HER ARMPITS!
*gag*

Youri's picture

I wonder if she had a French accent in those days.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!
that just ruined my life.

EvilShoe's picture

O.M.G!

I wonder who will get this mess for Valentine's Day?

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Jenski3's picture

JESUS, that's fucking scary

EffEweAll's picture

Skankasaurus!!!!