Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
What funnyman’s wife caught him in bed with another man? Sister straight-up dumped her dude after catching that class act. (Gatecrasher)
Now if I take the "sister" and "act" from the blind item, I'll get Whoopi Goldberg. Whoopi is good friends with Robin Williams. He split up with his wife last year. He's my guess! But it could also be Eddie Murphy or Mike Myers.
This chiseled hunk’s fab abs may ring a bell - he loves getting snapped shirtless, and there’s no denying he looks hot! So why does he rely on his bodyguards to get him dates? “If he sees a pretty babe out in the crowd that he likes, he’ll have his man go tell her he’s interested,” a former employee confides. “An he usually gets the girl!” (Star VIA Blind Gossip)
A Bell?! Who is AC Slater, Alex.
Yes, she is definitely pregnant. So why isn’t she announcing? Because there are two more pressing issues with which she is dealing. The first is that her relationship with the baby’s father is rather tenuous right now. Friendly in public, but lots of stress and squabbling in private. The second reason is that her very aggressive attorney is trying to wrangle down the source of some hurtful information about her that would certainly tarnish her image. So the pregnancy isn’t exactly at the top of the list in this trio of life issues. (Blind Gossip)
Mimimimimimimimimimimimi?
This pop superstar from a famous group came to America looking for success. Well, she got all that and more, including a baby and a shady husband. This female loves kinky sex. The more the merrier is her motto, and now the stories of her sexcapades are starting to come out. (Downfront2 via Blind Gossip)
Scary Spice loves orgies?!
P.S. - The Blind Item dog for today needs a bath, right?
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hell yeah Mel B!!!!!!!!! I've been dreaming about herrrrr......since 1996!
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I believe the dog in the photo above is an Otterhound.
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Third one's easy: Definitely Kimora-- Third kid. Heard rumors about her relationship being on the rocks. And Im sure some dirt from her marriage will come out sooner or later.
First one could be Robin Williams-- his ex was black.
Second one-- Screw Mario. The Original Shirtless Wonder, Matthew McConoughy.
Can't be Mario Lopez. I heard from someone(who would have no reason to lie to me) that she knows his boyfriend. Mario is sucking on an old peen in Ohio.
I thought about Jen Aniston immediately when I read #3. Sorry for the gal if it's true. Also, happy for her if it's true.
Fuck, it's complicated.
1. Kid from Kid N Play - they were in the movie Class Act way back when.
2. Mario Lopez. Not the first time this blind has come across. He's such a loser.
3. Kate Moss. Attys trying to snap up the film of her doing lines on the vacation. The ones of her smoking have already leaked, and they are panicking. Plus, she's always fighting w/ Jamie, despite showing a united front as of late (after breaking up for a bit).
4. Melanie Brown / Scary Spice. This isn't even a blind.
Thanks M.K. for the "Edit" button...cos I'd sound like a dumb shit without it. Well, I am a dumb shit, but I would have sounded like a DUMBER shit...so thanks for that.
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CALL THE F.B.I.!! The Sciencreeptologists are making Xenu give me more snow!!! Damn Them!
My sister-in-law heard Mimi has an adult child she gave away from a teenage pregnancy. I don't know how scandalous that really is in today's gossip climate, but Mimi does like to control her image and not have someone control it for her. Maybe there's a lot more dirt surrounding the story?
okay I am going to wade in the shallow side of the cesspool for this.....
1) Kid...I DUNNO...just said it cos everybody said so.
2) Slater....too much 'roids he has raisin for balls and doen't have the balls to holla at a girl.
3) FERGIE... PLEASE LET IT BE FERGIE...but y'all know it's Mimi cos she's batting for the losing side and she knows it. Baby will be born in a tupperware container cos that is what this babymomma is glued together with! PLASTIC! Poor Nick
4) Scary Spice....I'd hit it.
P.S. the dog is just fine....he said so.
CALL THE F.B.I.!! The Sciencreeptologists are after me!!!
Yes on #2 being Mario Lopez. I witnessed this first hand. My sister's bachelorette party was in late May of 2004 in Atlanta, at the club eleven 50. AC Slater himself was there, in a VIP booth on the patio with two slutty looking girls that his bodyguard fished out of the crowd. And this was when he had just married that Ali Landry, so it makes it even more terrible! Cheating loser! I was really not into the party scene, so I watched him like he was a busted reality show instead. I wouldn't have thought he was big enough to have a bodyguard, but he sure did.
#3 could totally be "the other one"! Remember how her lawyer(s) stopped an old video of her doing heroin from coming out???
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#3 could totally be "the other one"! Remember how her lawyer(s) stopped an old video of her doing heroin from coming out???
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#1 Eddie Murphy
#3 Jessica Simpson - "wrangle" a big Cowboy/country singer clue
Does not need a bath. Needs a hug!
#1 Will Smith
1.) Larry David
2.) Mario Lopez
3.) Nicole Richie
1. bill mayer
2. Mario Lopez
3. ?
4. Scary Spice
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P.S Evil always wins
1: eddie murphy
2: i would agree with ac slater, but is he that famous that he has bodyguards?
3:janet jackson
4:scary spice
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whoa...amber is the color of your energy...
Until your site is scratch and sniff, I can't tell if the pup needs a bath. He just looks a tad hairy. As in, he doesn't have fur but hair. And those breeds with hair just grow that shit until you cut it.
Submitted by Kp on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 9:36pm.
I'm honestly hoping for angie and brad to collapse in on themselves! I bet she'll kick brad to the curb
when she's pregnate, just to make him look like the dick who left her and her poor children!
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Meh, would anyone SANE really blame him for leaving her? Ok, hypnotic vagina aside....
Plus, wouldn't it be awesome if he went back to Jen and sued for custody of The Three Blobs? AHAHAHAHAHAHA! That would get NASTY and that's how I like my divorces...I HATE that amicable shit! Who came up with that? That's no fun for the rest of us!!! Those selfish amicable whores only think of themselves...oh, and their "kids"...Pffft...*rolling tiger eyes*...
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I'm honestly hoping for angie and brad to collapse in on themselves! I bet she'll kick brad to the curb
when she's pregnate, just to make him look like the dick who left her and her poor children!
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 8:51pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 8:47pm.
Oh, wouldn't it be loverly??????
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Lots of choc'lates for me to eat,
Lots of coal makin' lots of 'eat.
Warm face, warm 'ands, warm feet,
Aow, wouldn't it be loverly?
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LOVERLY....:-D
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
It could be Kimora this would be her third and the pink dildo stories are not dying.
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#1 "class act" is a clue and "sister" may be a clue "straight up" may be a clue too....Hmmmm...
What "funny man" was married to married a black/blackish woman(?)...and....
This may be a stretch, going WAAAAY BACK but weren't Paula *staight up" Abdul and Emelio *breakfast club"(highschool=class) married at one time? I know he's not considered a comedien, but he did more comedy movies than anything else and it only says "funny man"....It doesn't indicate it was recent....Ya think? He's got gay eyes for sure...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Its not Mike Myers he has a girlfriend that works in the restaurant business.
xoxox
The war isn't working.
i thought it might be kimora, bc third baby and baby daddy vs hubby, but Blind Item said it wasn't....so it's prob st. ange.
who else is having third kid and not married. and LOTS of PDA recently.
#1- Just might be "KID" who is now trying to be a "comedian" the SISTER part probably means sista as in Black woman. And he did star in Class Act.
#2 is hands down Kimora Lee Simmons. Since she loves to sic her lawyers on any & everyone that hints at the fact that along with her boyfriend there is a butch ass girlfriend hiding in the wings...hence the trio part
#3- I guess is Scary spice too.
#3 can't be Jolie, what rep does she have left to tarnish?
I think Jolie and Pitt were so damn happy at the GG's because she could barely contain her joy over the war on the Gaza. More discount orphans to be snatched up. She doesn't have any arabic kids yet.
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Submitted by mfr
I would be laughing my ass off right now if that were true!!!!!!!!!!
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Friendly in public=groping at the Critic's Choice Awards
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To me, when the jiz is not quite right, alarm bells start to ring.
If u look at the Blind Item website it says, "Pregnancy is Third on the List" for number three, it has to be St. Ange....her third pregnancy
i think the reason they both look like crap lately is b/c they are having huge problems.
Submitted by GLMRGIRL717 on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 7:14pm.
#1 is definately Christopher "Kid" Reid of Kid n' Play!!!! It was a blind item on another website and they talked about the person having an iconic hairstyle in the 90's. Oh and he starred in a movie called "Class Act"!!!!
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I disagree... Why?! Because he ain't funny. LOL
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 8:47pm.
Oh, wouldn't it be loverly??????
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DELICIOUS!!!!
Lots of choc'lates for me to eat,
Lots of coal makin' lots of 'eat.
Warm face, warm 'ands, warm feet,
Aow, wouldn't it be loverly?
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To me, when the jiz is not quite right, alarm bells start to ring.
Jolie would be nice but she'd be a crazy bitch to be knocked up again, which makes perfect sense for the brother fucker.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 8:33pm.
Submitted by lamejane on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 8:32pm.
How come no one tought of Jolie for #3?
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I was thinking the same thing...
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Is the dirty doggie Buck Bundy?
Submitted by lamejane on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 8:32pm.
How come no one tought of Jolie for #3?
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I was thinking the same thing...
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To me, when the jiz is not quite right, alarm bells start to ring.
How come no one tought of Jolie for #3?
Remember this blind item?
http://www.dlisted.com/node/29966#comments
(#4 - adopt being a clear clue there)
Shes been wearing a lot of loose clothes lately...
AAAnd we all now she is fucked up enough to be pregnant again...
Is that Kim Zolchiak's wig on that dog????
Just to throw another guess at the bell-ringing abs dude-- How about Oscar De La Hoya? Hell, he could be the first blind item, too! Remember those pics?
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Aw. Puppy isn't dirty. He looks like a Spinone that needs a good grooming. The rest of it, who cares.
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Submitted by xxyxz on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 7:48pm.
Uh, I wasn't even thinking bout that.
*making shifty eyes*
LOL.
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I was thinking the bell ringing abs had something to do with boxing or some kind of sports jock...
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Submitted by xxyxz on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 7:34pm.
Will do, bebe. I'll take your avie with me and set it on the bar, and you'll be right there with us.
*MWAH*
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"DAAAAAM!!! THIS IS SOME BENJAMIN BUTTON'S SHIT" *in honor of our beloved Lolo's return*
I am sure the comedian caughtin bed was Adam Sandler.
It's well known he swings both ways.
I don't know why he is protected on sites like this.
"the source of some hurtful information about her that would certainly tarnish her image"
Can't be Mimi. What could further tarnish her image -- the revelation that she has an IQ of 160 and still acts like an idiot?
Janet is more likely. That hush-hush DeBarge baby is coming back to haunt her.
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I think your guesses are dead on MK, and yes, that poor dog is definitely in need of a bath!
What funnyman’s wife caught him in bed with another man?
CHRIS KATTAN from SNL. I always thought he was gay in that weird Andy Dick way.
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1. Anyone from the movie 'Class Act' (Prolly eraserhead.)
2. Bell ringing abs? Lopez, i guess..but the crowd of girls? Bodygaurd? That is making me doubt it.
3. Pleeease let it be mAniston...whom I believe dabbles in a little more than friendship with her buddies. 'Wrangle' is a clue but i can't tie it to her though.
4. Cloris Leachman :)