This Is Just Like Milo & Otis!
Well, if Otis was a rat instead of a Pug. Here's a precious video of Peanut the rat and Ranj the pussy showing affection for each other while some gay ass music plays. I had to turn that shit down. That music was way too fucking cheery for me. I played Atlantic Starr's "Secret Lovers" instead.
Yes, this is touching, but methinks Peanut is the only one giving real love. Ranj looks suspect to me. I bet she's a no rat-loving pussy. She's just playing along, trying to get close. When Ranj licks Peanut, she's just trying to get a little taste before she goes in for the kill. Or maybe she's marinating Peanut? This love affair is going to end in a bad way. But don't listen to my stupid ass, let's just pretend they're the new Milo & Otis!
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Too freaking cute. <3
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I have a nice little 'duck with rigor mortis story' that is really touching.
another milo and otis-y video to warm your non-hearts!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBtFTF2ii7U
AWwww Zappy....you always have a story to cheer me up...half a gerbil is better then no gerbil at all.....but then again no gerbil is better then a gerbil....and no, I did not take philosophy in University....I don't remember what I took....I have to look at my transcripts....FUCK! I took Physics??...WTF!! I'm smart!!!
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CALL THE F.B.I.!! The Sciencreeptologists envy my brain!!!
Oh yeah , and if that was'nt enough unsolicited info , work was'nt too bad this morning . I think it was literally 4 degrees but I just B.S.'d with my pal . I picked up some stuff for shrimp stir fry tonight and 3 boxes of Peanut Butter Cap'n Crunch , on sale for $6 . Time to put on my comfy hermit clothes and LOUNGE .
Milo and Otis....this is fucked up in ANY language. I think that dumb ass cat is a fuckn' retard *pardon to those in here who are fuckin' retards...but it STAYS!* CATS ARE TO KILL these damn things...I would use the damn cat as bait and POW with a .22 right in the rat ass.....
it's massively fucked....but highly entertaining....stoopid cat!!! Hence, I own only dogs!
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CALL THE F.B.I.!! The Sciencreeptologists are breeding rats!!!
Hey I'm back , "the Coffee People " is an online supplier of coffee for one cup , or K-cup , coffee makers . I have a Keurig brand maker . I like the coffee people's stuff because it's strong as hell . My faves are Jet Fuel , Donut Shop and Cowboy coffee . The Jet Fuel is like a controlled substance , the Donut Shop smells like a donut shop and the cowboy flavor is very brokeback . I dont like processed foods but I make an exception for coffeemate Creme Brulee and Coconut Cream . As for unhinging my jaw , of course I can't really do that but I can chug a blender full of water , fruit and shredded wheat and or oatmeal . For what it's worth ...
When I was kid my brother bought me a pet gerbil. The gerbil had gotten loose in the basement one day when I was cleaning his cage and was roaming around loose for about 3 weeks. At one point I caught him and put him in this box, not realizing the lil bastid could jump out, which he did. Another few weeks in the basement and one day my brother saw him running around. Only this day the dog was with him. Gerbil man had a choice of running to my brother or going to the dog. He made the wrong choice. The dog chomped that sucker and my brother pulled Gerbilicious by the tail out of the dogs mouth.
He either died from fear or being squished.
C'est la vie!
Charles your black heart melts when you must care for mice and rats I take it (don't LIE). I don't think you mean it when you want to eat the rat in viet cong though...that sounds like too much work for you!
STFU!!!
That cat is totally leading him on.
Tease.
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Kiss my grits.
Yeah, my cat would pretty much have this rat denuded, broiled, and served on a bed of rice in nothing flat.
(The licking is just a pre-kill tenderizer for my cat.)
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So not one sided at all, you know how cats are. The cat licked the rat. That was love! That cat loved that rat!
So sweet my teeth hurt
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Submitted by mike on Sat, 01/17/2009 - 10:39am.
Haha, I saw one of those ads a few days that stated Vanessa Hudgens' was 97 or something like that. It made me laugh only because it was the lowest I'd seen on any of those ads (none of which are based on fact, I'm sure).
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I saw one that said that Hulk Hogan's is 92!!!!!
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OHHHH we're gonna take a walk outside today
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We're gonna take a walk outside today
Gonna see what we can find today
Submitted by Jaded - the original on Sat, 01/17/2009 - 9:40am.
Did anyone notice the ad to the right with Shite-ney's picture.
It states that her IQ is 128. Umm-hmm, right, 128.
Haha, I saw one of those ads a few days that stated Vanessa Hudgens' was 97 or something like that. It made me laugh only because it was the lowest I'd seen on any of those ads (none of which are based on fact, I'm sure).
I am pretty sure Vanessa is smarter than Britney, though.
That pussy was definitely looking at him like in the cartoons where they see a steaming, hot roasted turkey on a platter.
Later whores! Have an awesome day!
I'm going to a Civil War Reenactment. Nothing like a bunch of geeks trying to tell the girl about what is happening like they are talking to child because they think decent looking blonds are dumbasses and don't know history. Fucktards.
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Submitted by impacted waste: "..Then a cup of "the coffee peoples " brand COWBOY COFFEE with Coffeemate Coconut creamer ."
You know, I know that that creamer stuff is full of chemicals and shit, and I really don't like processed food stuff, but I ADORE Coffeemate. Mmmmmm. If my coffee does not taste like melted coffee ice cream, I ain't drinkin' it.
Who are "the coffee people"?
Did anyone notice the ad to the right with Shite-ney's picture.
It states that her IQ is 128. Umm-hmm, right, 128.
If hers is 128, which is MUCH higher than average, what must other intelligent peeps IQ be; at least 1,000, I'd imagine...
I have 2 pet rats & they are so entertaining & loving, very sweet little pets, I recommend them as pets to people all the time...I must say though Ranj looks a bit annoyed & distracted...I bet Ranj is just waiting for that moment of perfection to make her big move. A goofy, dumb puppy would put up with that crap forever, but a slick pussy can only tolerate so much.
Submitted by impacted waste on Sat, 01/17/2009 - 6:32am.
and unhinge my jaw like a python and let the smoothie slide down my throat .
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That skeers me a little bit. Kittehs stay away from pythons and any other type of "unhinged jaw" sitch.
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It's seriously f-ing cold . I have to go to work until noon . I am going to blend some yogurt , blueberries and oatmeal and maybe even throw in some spinach with some cold water and unhinge my jaw like a python and let the smoothie slide down my throat . Then a cup of "the coffee peoples " brand COWBOY COFFEE with Coffeemate Coconut creamer . I might even pull a bonghit . A good hit after coffee makes my head hum . Go spend some time with the other douchebags . I guarantee the Eagles will be the topic du jour . No Angry Whoppers today .
Someone needs to break it to the rat "He's just not that into you"
The cat is nice enough though. And rats are very affectionate and great. They get a bad rap unfortunately.
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That rat's been pussymatized! I haven't seen a rat chase pussy like that since Brad Pitt cheated on Jen A.
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Submitted by butterhead killbuzz on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 9:43pm.
I LOVE rats! They are a lot sweeter than hamsters. I had a pet rat for a short while but I didn't have him very long before he developed a tumor :( They are actually very clean. They clean themselves several times a day
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I will not disagree with you there. I've had several hamsters as a kid. And while I was in college getting my degree in biology, we had a really sweet old lady come in with her beloved pet rat. We cut her open over most of the length of her body to remove a mammary gland tumor. It was pretty graphic, and I don't know how long she lived after that mess, but the lady was so damn happy to know that her 10 year old rat made it though. It was an interesting experience.
My dog and my two kitties get along well, so I guess anything's possible!
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And this post reaffirms why I fucking love this site and you, MK.
Your avie gave me the lulz Smokey... LOL.
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I guess that thing is cute for a rat. Personally, I'm a gerbil person... and its not like that you sick fucks! I know what you're thinking!
YA ID BET THE VIET CONG WOULD FRY THE MOTHERFUCKING RATS UP IN A SECOND ALONG WITH A FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING SIDE OF ROACH.
nite, Vany!!
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Nite Vany!
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LOry, I can't kill any vernim since then. Lord am drunk, so I got to hit the sack, goodnite!________________
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This was too damned sweet and I swear in the beginning of the vid the rodents were searching for a kitty nipple to zuckle but, yeah...the music was dorkily annoying otherwise absolutely too kewt.
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I guess they are all in pet heaven as I write this... I may adopt new furry friends. I am looking for the right type of pet so he/she/they can adopt to my crazy life... LOL.
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This reminds me of my dog. He always fought with cats and liked to piss them off. When one of them died, my dog was everywhere barking, and howling looking for the game friend that would never come back... :*(
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Submitted by vanyvrgs on Sat, 01/17/2009 - 12:43am.
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So sad!!! Poor doggy! I can't blame you for not killing the mice. If your pet's heart breaks, yours too... :(
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Submitted by Lory on Sat, 01/17/2009 - 12:35am
It is a sad story, I had to get rid of his friends. For at least 2 weeks in the cam, he was looking for them and crying and howling. Now that I live in Manhattan, I have had some mouse issues, but he (my 11 year old beagle boy) doesn't care as much. I feel bad to try to eradicate so I just capture and take downstairs. Yes, sounds dumb but I remember my dog caring, and it makes it hard for me to kill them. Next, I may be turning veg.. ________________________________
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Submitted by vanyvrgs on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 11:21pm.
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OMG! That was such a funny yet sad story... I remember as a kid visiting a family friend. She had just moved to this beautiful villa in the outskirts of the city. Everyone was helping her unpack when we heard this big noise. A rat was trying to worm its way inside her house. The rat was almost as big as her adult cat. She was egging him on to catch the rat. She took the cat in her arms and left him near the rat. Needless to say the cat fled like a bat out of hell. Pussy cat... No pun intended...
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AWWW
SHUT up that is cute.
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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.
...let that rat push up on the wrong kitty and hes ass is done.
When my dog was 3 (he is now 11) I had a mouse problem in my old apartment and I also had neighbor's complaints against me cause my baby dog (a beagle) was howling like crazy, so I set up a cam sure that my dog was not howling to prove to my neighbors they were crazy, he was not but I found him playing and hanging out with my mouse "problem." I still feel bad about having to eventually "eradicate" the mouse problem. I watched my boy in the cam looking for his friends // sadness.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 11:06pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 11:03pm.
Why would I go to oversexedpredators.com?
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cuz it's HWAT!...and there are good basic butchering methods there...Yeah, nice steaks, filets....Oh wait...did I say butchering???? Silly me...I mean butching...You know Lesbo...Home Depot, flannel shirts, trucks...yeah....*Gotta dash*...
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Aww! I love rats. I have 2 and they are the smartest, most loveable little things. I have cats too but I would never let them play together. My cats are too predatory.
That is so cute! That rat is in luurve!
That looks exactly like my cat, Milo.
http://katerbug.deviantart.com/art/milo-and-sadie-26638158
Here he is watching Milo and Otis.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RW30-gUdl4
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 11:03pm.
Why would I go to oversexedpredators.com?
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 01/16/2009 - 10:59pm.
NOT what I was expecting when I searched "licking pussy" on YouTube. YOU'RE DOIN IT WRONG!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
NOT what I was expecting when I searched "licking pussy" on YouTube. YOU'RE DOIN IT WRONG!
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As much as I love cats, they are very unpredictable. They can be semi-domesticated but never really tamed. A lot of them can be curled up and purring in your lap one moment and swatting your ass the next. Very cute video, but I wouldn't leave those rats alone with that cat for too long. Trust me. Usually their instincts will kick in at some point.
I can't quit you babe, so I guess I got to put you down for a while--Led Zeppelin
the puss looks over it...and sorry, i just can't be down with rats...
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