Monday, January 19th 2009

Birthday Sluts

Dolly Parton (63)
Hikaru Utada (26)
Jodi Sweetin (28)
Coral Smith (30)
Drea de Matteo (37)
Shawn Wayans (40)
Antoine Fuqua (43)
Paul Rodriguez (54)
Cindy Sherman (55)
Katey Segal (55)
Desi Arnaz, Jr. (56)
Paula Deen (62)
Shelley Fabares (65)
Michael Crawford (67)
Tippi Hedren (79)
Jean Stapleton (86)

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Submitted by Karl Marl on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 4:57am.

Happy birthday, Hikki! You are one of the greatest pop stars most Westerners will never know. Hopefully, your new album will change that and your American music company will actually promote it this time.

PS: britegray; yes, we can.

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Submitted by Sweet_As_Sugar on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 12:47am.

Happy B'day to Shawn Wayans & Antoine Fuqua.
~SAS

Submitted by Chickenhead McH... on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 9:50pm.

i will volunteer to cuddle in dolly's wonderful bosom in celebration of her perfect day.

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Submitted by Hysteria on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 9:40pm.

Paula Deen, i tried your damn lemon curd pie recipe THREE TIMES. it was shit

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Submitted by letinstar on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 6:58pm.

happy bday to all the wonderful sluts on the list today...special shout outs to shawn wayans, peggy bundy, dolly parton and edith bunker...
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Submitted by z-listed on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 4:48pm.

Dolly Parton, 63, MY ASS!!!

Submitted by onmywaytostarbucks on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 2:41pm.

Happy 21st birthday to me!!!! And a Happy Birthday to Dolly and a posthumous happy birthday to my homeboy Edgar Allen Poe. :D

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Submitted by Bondagebarbie on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 1:40pm.

Happy Birthday sluts and extra spanks to Dolly!

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

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Submitted by shut the smurf up on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 12:54pm.

Happy B-day Dolly. Thanks for Jesus & gravity. that song always makes me smile

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Submitted by Manbearpig on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 12:06pm.

Lots of great classic hot sluts today!!
DOLLY, Tippi Hedron, Jean Stapelton, Shelly Fabares, Katey Segal, LOVE these ladies.

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 11:56am.

lots of hot sluts on this list...

But Dolly, I will always love!

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 11:46am.

Adriana! Dolly! a lot of good people!

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Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 11:44am.

the song 9 to 5; is still awesome...

i got it burned on a disc...along with a cover Alison Krauss did of it

Also, dolly did a cover of one of candlebox's songs several years ago...dammit, i wish i could remember which one...it was really good

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Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 11:28am.

I gotta admit...I still love the movie 9 to 5 with Dolly, lilly tomlin, and jane fonda...gotta be in my top 25 movie list of all time

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Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 11:25am.

Happy Birthday to Dolly! A true American icon. Makes me want to take a pilgramage to Dollywood

Totally off today's brithday sluts but always interesting to watch a train wreck...critic at Las Vegas Review believes MC Hobo's, otherwise known as Joaquin Phoenix, attempt to break into rap is 4 real...YIKES!...

Dolly needs to intervene on this shit...something tells me Dollly would keep it real with MC Future Overdose
http://www.lvrj.com/news/37812874.html

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Submitted by Stock Broker on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 11:23am.

I've been to Dollywood.

*hangs head in shame*

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Submitted by Albatross on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 11:22am.

HB Dolly - still awesome at 63 (!).

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Submitted by NitWitty on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 11:19am.

HB to all the sluts. Happy Monday morning, MK and Crew!
Angel_i...ROFLMAO on the new avi!!
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Submitted by Texrocks on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 11:11am.

Wow, I can't believe Shawn Wayans is 40 now I feeling really old.

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Submitted by NotsoAnonymous on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 11:07am.

Hey Dolly!
Xuxa wants her uniform back!

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Submitted by britegray on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 10:47am.

"Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 9:08am"

Haha Oh no you didn't. (avatar pic) haha

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Submitted by britegray on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 10:46am.

Happy Birthday Hikaru Utada. Great voice on the Kingdom Hearts game songs. :)

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Submitted by joanne on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 10:34am.

I forgot Katey Segal. Love her! Happy Birthday.

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Submitted by madam s. on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 10:31am.

No love yet for Katey Sagal today huh?

Happy birthday Leela!

And Dolly is hot shit.

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Submitted by joanne on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 10:25am.

HB Dolly Parton, Drea de Matteo, Shawn Wayans and Jean Stapleton

Submitted by runningwithscissors on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 10:22am.

Do you think that if we switched their skulls (not their bodies) and gave Dolly dark hair that Dr Phil would notice it wasn't Robin?

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Submitted by Dr. Dick on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 9:56am.

Happy Birthday Paula Deen. Has Paula ever been HS?

Submitted by Karl_J on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 9:43am.

OMG! Shawn Wayans is 40?!

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Submitted by Freak Speely on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 9:41am.

Damn, a lot of hot bitches share the same birthday! Go on ahead Dolly; I *love* your big-tittied self.

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Submitted by Snarkley on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 9:39am.

Happy happy Dolly! Cute as ever.

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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 9:38am.

Hello, Dolly!

Happy Birthday!

♥ ThreadKilla!
DListed WEEK IN REVIEW!Now with beer goggles:)
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Submitted by Jaded - the original on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 9:37am.

Happy BDay to Dolly, Drea and Jean Stapelton.

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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 9:31am.

Miley Cyrus take note of Dolly's outfit. Upgrade!

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Submitted by howcomebubblegum on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 9:29am.

Yay, MK is back!!! Happy birthday Ms. Parton!

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Submitted by kdracofan on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 9:25am.

Happy bday: dolly, drea and lilian!!!

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Submitted by D.R. on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 9:24am.

Happy birthday, Dolly and Cindy. :)

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