Wino Will Always Love Blaaaaake
The Sun sent one of their reporters over to the Island of Crackie aka St. Lucia in the Caribbean to spend a little time with Amy Wino. What was supposed to be just a one-week holiday has turned into a two-month rampage. The reporter learned that even though Blaaaaake wants to drop the big D (divorce not death) on Wino, she's not hearing that mess. Well, it's hard for her to hear anything with all those crackiewax balls in her ears.
Wino said, “I still love my Blake. I won’t let him divorce me. He’s still in jail but the moment he comes out I’ll be there waiting for him. I love him because he’s just like me. Blake is the male version of me. We’re perfect for each other. I don’t want to go back home to England. I want to wait for Blake here.”
Truth talk time. England evicted her. They put all her crackie little shit in a tugboat floating in the English Channel. They also changed all their numbers, so she can't text them begging to be let back into their lives.
And Blaaake being Wino with a dick is the main problem here. Fuck yourself, but never ever date yourself. The last time I dated someone that was just like me, it ended with me attacking his face with a fork because he put on my favorite jeans and said he looked hotter in them. For the record: they did looker hotter on him and that's why the fork came out.
Wino also talks about how her poon still belongs to Blaaaaake even though she's passing it around the island. The best part of the article is when the bitch from The Sun interviews a couple that Wino tried to get with. They did not want. The dude said, “As soon as we arrived at the resort Amy was all over my girlfriend. She was telling her, ‘You’re gorgeous. I’d love to fuck you. Bring your boyfriend, he can watch’. She was quite clear what she wanted, she was saying, ‘You two can spend the night in my room’. If she had been at all good looking we might have done it. But we just ended up smoking a sneaky joint with her instead.”
They don't know what they're missing. Have they ever seen Wino suck on a crack pipe? Imagine the things she could do with a clitty. She'd have that vagina barfing in record time. Mostly because anything that gets that close to Wino's face gets a case of the voms.
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"England evicted her" and they changed all their numbers! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!
THAT'S why we keep coming back! Love ya' MK!
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It's really fucking annoying *when* that hot guy lusts over Amy Winehouse. The fuck is that?
Not speaking from experience or anything...ugh.
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Woah. Uber Skankage.
I used to like her but now she is like some embarrassing ex-best friend that keeps following you around and vomiting in the bushes when you are trying to cop of with some hot guy... ummmmm no that never happened to me!!! :o
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I like Amy Winehouse, but I don't want her to be hott. Please...please don't go back to being hott, because then I feel insanely jealous of her when she does.
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I just had a bad thought.
What if Wino and Keith Richards had a baby?
Would the world end?
ABBY B. is that you?
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
Mr. Rugby Hot Dude sure went home fast.
Amy's even said what her deal is; she just needs a friend. I'd love to be her friend; if not just for the weed alone for the crazy times.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 9:07pm.
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FUCKIN' A, baby cakes
I knew there was a reason we love each other!!!!
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No matter how many skanky stories I read about the Wino, bitch can do no wrong in my book. She should be dead from the way she's abused herself and I think it's a freaking miracle she's still alive to ho herself around resorts. Now if she can just scoot her ass into a recording studio I'll be six shades of happy. My 2.
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She's so ummm....un-selfconscious.
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Only kings, presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial "we." ~ Mark Twain.
I think that's the first time I have ever recoiled in horror at the thought of two girls getting together in a hotel room. Congratulations Amy, you have accomplished the impossible.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
She's starting to look revitalized! If her eggs aren't pickled from the booze and drugs, maybe her new beau can impregnate her! A blessing to be sure.....
Submitted by christine the hoff on Sat, 01/17/2009 - 5:15pm.
I think Wino's a desperate attentino ho.
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Same here. Im seriously over this pathetic crackhead, her music is good but she's so annoying. I don't know who I hate more, Wino or Lily Allen.
for fuck sake! is this amy's take on jlo's sexy face?
Holy Frank 'N' Furter!
What the fuck is up with the giant red thumb fingernail?
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 01/17/2009 - 4:16pm.
Submitted by Clarisse on Sat, 01/17/2009 - 4:14pm.
Funny, I stirred YOUR spaghetti sauce with it.
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OMG you guys are too funny!!
Amy put on earrings...but couldn't remember her swimming suit top??
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the end...
Haha, Wino has Blaaaaaakey balls instead of tittay balls.
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Al buen entendedor, pocas palabras bastan.
Didn't she JUST say that she didn't want to be with that twat anymore because their whole relationship was based on drugs? Or am I on crack instead of her?
I'm not, by the way.
Lala, babe,
Do you really think Wino's that picky???? Meh, these whores just discard the ones that don't want them and go back to the fishing pond....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
BLAAAAKE...
Dear Amy...
Take it from a Bitch who knows...
If you want prime pussy, these are the following things you need to do...
1. Get those TEEFUS FIXED!!! All jokes aside...I understand the English's snobbery when it comes to having attractive teeth...but your's are OFF THE CHAIN!!! I mean, it looks like if you opened your mouth wide enough...Jimmy Hoffa's skeleton might fall out...
That's not HOT!!!
2. DON'T DRESS AND LOOK LIKE A DIESASED INFESTED SKANK!!! This is not HOT to potential pussy...its doesn't matter how famous or how much money you have...if you look like you can transmit a life threating ailment, just by breathing the same air as you...that's going to turn the prime pussy OFF!
Don't ask me how I know these things...just know that I do...
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 01/17/2009 - 8:49pm.
Tigerflower, after seeing madonnas hoary hoo-haa yesterday, this woman looks like the venus di milo with arms.
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To me she looks like Harpo Marks with a bad dye job, prison tats and fugly tits. Maddona could have shaved her situation and respected the sexy. This fugly ain't gonna be solved with a razor...atleast not the shaving kind....And bitch needs to respect our sexy and put some damn clothes on...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
TITS!
Really!!! I am so proud! Eddie is brilliant!! The original brilliant...not hot dog brilliant!!!
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...I can speak for every guy here in this room tonight...guys, if you could blow yourself...ladies, you'd be in this room alone tonight, watching an empty stage.
Tigerflower, after seeing madonnas hoary hoo-haa yesterday, this woman looks like the venus di milo with arms.
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Suck it cat h8trs
Submitted by Charles Manson on Sat, 01/17/2009 - 6:18pm.
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Cholly, what is your position on catnip? Cuz, that's a dealbreaker for my tiger ass....
O/T It ain't no MaryJane that gave Wino that swollen liver...It's the DEVIL'S JUICE....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
i can't believe charles manson is sounding like my mom up in here.
Why do some bitches not understand we don't wanna see 'em nekkid???? Who's a bitch up in here gonna admit to wanting to see Wino nekkid????
I mean, whore, you look like a mess in clothes. You gota jacked up body. We REALLY don't want to see yo' ass in a bikini, but we sure as hell don't wanna see your crackietitties! And fine, I'll give her some credit for keepin' the crackiekitty hidin' in some drauws, but please bitch....Stop sharin' yo' bidness...ALL of it...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Even the seakittens are turning her down.
Whenever I see Wino and her Starsky-looking hair, I feel the need to bathe in lye. Why is that?
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Never hit a guy with glasses. Always use your fists.
Clarisse, I am the weaver.
I believe you were the one that turned me onto Eddie.
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Suck it cat h8trs
Charles Manson,once again I offer my hand in marriage.
we could move to Utah where you can have more than one wife.
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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.
TITS!!!!
Oh fuck! Where did you find that??? Jeni and Izzard on a Hicks docu????
Fuuuuck me!
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...I can speak for every guy here in this room tonight...guys, if you could blow yourself...ladies, you'd be in this room alone tonight, watching an empty stage.
TITS,
EXCELLENT point. Our Wino's not crazy... she's shrewd. Well, and crazy.
Wait a second. I can watch this on YouTube. And I have! Coolio.
PS. I read it anyway. Thanks:)
ONT: Really. What more is there to say?
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D12 - 40 OzNow without beer goggles:)
"We fucked up, let us in the club."
@TITS:
LA is the home of the pedestrian right of way law. What this law is, is if a pedestrian decides to cross the road, anywhere or any time on the road, every car has to stop and let this person cross the road.
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OMG! So is BC! That used to freak me right the fuck out! If you try that here you be bumped in a heartbeat. I noticed, too, that the drivers compensated by driving like wackos.
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D12 - 40 OzNow without beer goggles:)
"We fucked up, let us in the club."
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 01/17/2009 - 6:36pm.
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Suck it cat h8trs
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FUCK YOU, TOO!
(I'll go check those links:)
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D12 - 40 OzNow without beer goggles:)
"We fucked up, let us in the club."
Submitted by DeeDee on Sat, 01/17/2009 - 6:31pm.
Good afternoon Angel. ♥
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Good evening:)
She does look better. I think it's good for her to be out there - it's like, where I wish Britney would have went and stayed...um, forever...altho, I personally approve a return to television. But I want Amy to sing and she really needs to get her ass outta Blake's ass.
♥ ThreadKilla!
D12 - 40 OzNow without beer goggles:)
"We fucked up, let us in the club."
I think the term "sneaky joint" means just that...they hid somewhere and smoked a joint together, like behind a lawn chair or something. LOL
Angel - http://www.gavinsblog.com/revelations.htm
scroll halfway down to tobacco for bills rant on pot. hilarious.
clarisse have you seen this one? new to me. http://www.guba.com/watch/2000950423
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Suck it cat h8trs
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 01/17/2009 - 6:28pm.
Hahahahaha! Sounds like the tourists have dealt with this type of situation before.
Good afternoon Angel. ♥
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Al buen entendedor, pocas palabras bastan.
Madam S, she may be brilliant. Just think - no divorce? No alimony.
The guy is broke. No divorce, no money.
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Submitted by DeeDee on Sat, 01/17/2009 - 6:22pm.
WTF is a sneaky joint?
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Perhaps it's the joint you smoke to calm the cracky down and make her too tired for a 3-way:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
D12 - 40 OzNow without beer goggles:)
"We fucked up, let us in the club."
*shoves joint under the couch*
What?
If she won't grant Blake a divorce, she is way, way, way crazier than I thought.
Submitted by Charles Manson on Sat, 01/17/2009 - 6:18pm.
SHE LOOKS GOOD. SHE HAS GAINED A FUCKING COUPLE. DRUGS ARE SOME BADASS SHIT. I KID AROUND A LOT BUT NOT KIDDING AROUND ABOUT THIS. STAY AWAY FROM DRUGS ESPECIALLY ANYTHING THAT IS HEROIN OR COCAINE BASED. BUT STAY AWAY FROM IT ALL TOGETHER. I GET AN EXTREME FUCKING KICK OUT OF ALL THE POTHEADS WHO UPHOLD POTSMOKING SO FUCKING RELIGIOUSLY
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RESPECTFULLY, FUCK YOU!
ALCOHOL KILLS MORE BRAIN CELLS THAN POT.
AND YOU CAN'T DIE OF POT POISONING EITHER.
♥ ThreadKilla!
D12 - 40 OzNow without beer goggles:)
"We fucked up, let us in the club."