Open Post: Hosted By Slash
You know, Slash is basically telling me to "fuck off" by wearing his cell phone on his waist band. The middle finger is not necessary. Seriously, why is Slash doing this to me?! He is killing me with that shit. This is worse than Axl Rose's fuckery. Rock whores should not be doing this shit. Put that mess in your pocket or in your ass cheeks. Or something! Just not on the waistband! That said, I'd still hit it. But only from the back, because I couldn't look at that shit on his waistband. And you know Slash is the type to not even pull his pants down. He just stick his peen through the fly hole. He's a romantic.
Anyway, here's Slash and his family arriving in Utah today for that Sundance shit. Talk about him or anything else you want. There's no topic. Get drunk and rant away!
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Gee, Slash, I would NOT be advertising my little fingers, K? Cuz you know us DL ho's will talk.
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I think I've already been appraised for a couple of hundred pesos, a lame goat and an elderly monkey with a farting problem.--MK
Now now, don't raise your finger in front of your chilren
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*Insert fancy signature here*
He looks so outdated. Stupid leather jacket, cell phone on hip, flipping off the camera, nasty cigarette as usual. Gross. And he shouldn't put his hair back.
Yeah you look like such a badass with your triple grande soy latte from Starbucks.
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Never go with a Hippy to a Second Location
The baseball hat and hoop earrings are lame.I miss his top hat!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Night, Sheeps...
And hos...
And John Boy:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
DListed WEEK IN REVIEW!Now with beer goggles:)
"We fucked up, let us in the club."
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 1:12am.
Kiss me with tongue...you know you wanna...
I find you utterly disgusting and self-ingratiating along with most of you self-service whores and I am not one to fall for bullshit pandering but I digress. Tiger tongue? Yes. I wanna. There. I said it and I'll never live that shit down thanks to you.
Night Tigger, Angel, and the rest. I love a good catfight.
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Britney Spears' Guide to Semiconductor Physics. Britney lectures on the semiconductor lasers and optoelectronic devices that make our lives easier.
Ahaha! I win then! G'nite:)
PS. TL loves it when I talks to her like that(right?)that's why she stepped up to the plate - she was needing some lovin', I'm sure:)
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"We fucked up, let us in the club."
Ok, whores, I love you more than Tommy Girl and Johnny Revolta want your panty cats....but I've gotta go nitey nite in my tiger jammies...Shut up, like you whores sexay up any better...
But Angel_I I will cutchu, eatchu and forgetchu faster than you dumb ass can figure out how to order from a fast food menu!!!!*GROWL*...Donchu do it, bitch....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 12:40am.
Thank you islandgirl. I need 2 frosty drinks, a shot and a mainline injection of vodka. My nerves are frayed. I hate to say it, but never again.
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Tigerlilly be hawt pussay!!!!!!!!
Don't fuck wiff Odin's hawt pussay!!!!
@Tigerlilly:
You think I'm playin'? Huh, beyotch? *chickenhead* You think you gwan come up in here with your filthy six nipple, thigh high fuck me booting, electric blue eyeshadowing, people eating, boozefesting, skanky ass slut cooch and be calling ME stinky!?!? O - it's ON, gurlfrien'!
Me an the Dirty Dozen be comin' to getcha!
♥ ThreadKilla!
DListed WEEK IN REVIEW!Now with beer goggles:)
"We fucked up, let us in the club."
completely off any topic....this video is what made me really love RDJ. I think this video shows his true self ( at the time) and it speaks volumes to me:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_u6l7EsQMc
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 1:11am.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 1:02am.
I mean, I take you on, but I'd make Canadian bacon out of your hot ass in an instant...zip it...zip it...zip......You know that shit is true whore..."bearing tiger teef*....
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Hold me back, bitchez, hold me back! Or we gwan be eatin' Tiger meat this winter!
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Oooooh.NO.You.Din't...*Drawing on tiger chola brows* No, she di'n't....Aight BITCH... *smacking on tiger gum*...It's on...*moving tiger neck back and forth waving tiger finger*, BITCH I will annililate chu...It's what I do....Okaaaaay? *buffing tiger claws*...Oh, and from the smell of ya's I'm gonna need a lot of lemon to choke down that skank ass mess when it's all said and done....Oh, yeah...I said it bitch...Come get it...ROAR!.....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 1:05am.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 12:58am.
hahaha. You're no stupid cunt. You're not even mean to the Chinese spammers.
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Britney Spears' Guide to Semiconductor Physics. Britney lectures on the semiconductor lasers and optoelectronic devices that make our lives easier.
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Start talking BritBrit to me, tho, and it's a WHOLE nuva level! Nawmsayin'?
Seriously, tho - i saw that site. She really does teach physics. Well, pictures of her teach physics. Well, photoshopped pictures of her...
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DListed WEEK IN REVIEW!Now with beer goggles:)
"We fucked up, let us in the club."
Submitted by JAFO on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 1:02am.
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Yeah, you didn't have me until "stupid cunts" and "rabid dogs", but I'm sentimental like that, so...the important part is you tugged at my heart strings and now I lurves you forever...in a fake DListed cyber, non committal kinda way...Isn't it special? Kiss me with tongue...you know you wanna...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 1:02am.
I mean, I take you on, but I'd make Canadian bacon out of your hot ass in an instant...zip it...zip it...zip......You know that shit is true whore..."bearing tiger teef*....
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Hold me back, bitchez, hold me back! Or we gwan be eatin' Tiger meat this winter!
♥ ThreadKilla!
DListed WEEK IN REVIEW!Now with beer goggles:)
"We fucked up, let us in the club."
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 12:58am.
hahaha. You're no stupid cunt. You're not even mean to the Chinese spammers.
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Britney Spears' Guide to Semiconductor Physics. Britney lectures on the semiconductor lasers and optoelectronic devices that make our lives easier.
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 1:00am.
JAFO, you had me at caveat and veracity. :)
Flattery will get you everywhere.
I shwing in your general direction.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 12:58am.
Submitted by JAFO on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 12:56am.
I must admit I'd fucking pay to see some of you stupid cunts go rabid dog on each other for a few hot minutes.
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You're on! Who you want me to take down, hunny?
Anybody? Any takers? Camon! Bring it on!
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I mean, I take you on, but I'd make Canadian bacon out of your hot ass in an instant...zip it...zip it...zip......You know that shit is true whore..."bearing tiger teef*....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
JAFO, you had me at caveat and veracity. :)
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Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 12:49am.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 12:42am.
Me, too. I have like 2 wild nights yearly. Neither one is St. Pat's or New Year's. I don't use no catnip but don't care who does.
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OMG! I HATE St. Pat's and New Year's even more...I NEVER acknowledge either...Sometimes I like to get together with friends and have a NewYears Day brunch Mimosas, Bloody Mary's and some minor food, get a minor buzz, go home take a nap, and you're fine if you have to go to work the next day...
Yeah, I have an extremely liberal view of a lot (not all) drugs, but I've tried all the ones I wanted to, and, yeah, I like my beer and wine...with the occasional Margarita...
Mary jane? Meh...She's just not my style....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by JAFO on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 12:56am.
I must admit I'd fucking pay to see some of you stupid cunts go rabid dog on each other for a few hot minutes.
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You're on! Who you want me to take down, hunny?
Anybody? Any takers? Camon! Bring it on!
♥ ThreadKilla!
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"We fucked up, let us in the club."
Apparently any true life stories are considered instant bullshit. I'd suggest never asking for any true life stories without the caveat, "Based on a true story."
Hell, movie goers seem to buy that crap hook, line and sinker and last I heard, the idiot fucks in the theater seats aren't clawing each other over the veracity of the fucking story.
I must admit I'd fucking pay to see some of you stupid cunts go rabid dog on each other for a few hot minutes.
OK, peeps, IF I opened a can of worms, it was unintentional...
I want to remain neutral in any fuckery that resulted, not because I unintentionally stirred it up, but because it's a bottomless pit....
Let's change the subject and all players play nice...well, snarky, but nice...well, nice...Oh fucking hell, just carry on...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 12:42am.
Me, too. I have like 2 wild nights yearly. Neither one is St. Pat's or New Year's. I don't use no catnip but don't care who does.
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Britney Spears' Guide to Semiconductor Physics. Britney lectures on the semiconductor lasers and optoelectronic devices that make our lives easier.
Congrats to our new Prez! Hail da chief!
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 12:35am.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 12:33am.
I meant are you tipsy, shit-faced, wasted, stoned, high, rocked, buzzed, or tanked?
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Define each term and the elements that make up the definition of each term....AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Meh, I haves me some wines sometimes and then I goes to sleep. That's just me. I don't care what other whores do, as long as whores ain't hurtin' other whores or theyselves, but no, the tiger does keep it legal (and boring)...but catnip is legal....*firing up tiger bong*....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I edited out my teeny bopper hoodrat stories because I'm actually really ashamed of them. I'm embarrassed by my past. I'd love to say I grew up as some rich bitch. Wouldn't we all?
JAFO, uhm. Thank you?
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"O pointy birds, o pointy pointy,
Anoint my head, anointy-nointy." -England's greatest one-armed poet.
Submitted by lazee on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 12:34am.
OMG, my relatives just left. The party was a disaster. Everyone argued and yes, a referee was needed. I need a drink :(
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lazee, would you care for a frosty beverage? Because I will Fed-Ex them to you. I've been there, done that with the relatives.
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Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 12:21am.
Tiger, what's on TV? ROCK OF LOVE BUS, beyotch! Me and my fake tatas are GLUED to it.
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Yeah, I ain't got no TV right now which is some BENJIMAN BUTTON'S SHIT...
I ain't had no tv since befo' September....
It ain't right a tiger have no tv...It' ain't right....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 12:33am.
I meant are you tipsy, shit-faced, wasted, stoned, high, rocked, buzzed, or tanked?
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Britney Spears' Guide to Semiconductor Physics. Britney lectures on the semiconductor lasers and optoelectronic devices that make our lives easier.
OMG, my relatives just left. The party was a disaster. Everyone argued and yes, a referee was needed. I need a drink :(
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 12:31am.
Well done, you.
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Britney Spears' Guide to Semiconductor Physics. Britney lectures on the semiconductor lasers and optoelectronic devices that make our lives easier.
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 12:20am.
Tigger, are you dranked? Tell me something you wouldn't normally tell me. I know that's not much.... Tell me how you got dranked, then.
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Dranked? Meh...Define the term...It depends on what the definition of "dranked" is...;-)
Something I wouldn't normally tell you...I don't really find your unbearable barnyard stench as obnoxious as I claim I do, especially after you've been sheared....
And Ok, I don't really LOVE mutton stew all that much...
....and don't tell ANYONE this EVER...Infact, I might have to delete this post, so...Ok, here it goes...
Sometimes I do eat vegetables...SHHHHHHT! Shut it!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
No grown up ((especially as old as Slash)) should be caught flipping the bird. It just comes across as silly...IMO
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Desire chip from AA...................01/17/08
Now you have done it Sheeps. You went and nailed me with logic...LOL!
ps. thanks for the note of encouragement. 8-)
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Desire chip from AA...................01/17/08
Submitted by JAFO on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 12:24am.
I kinda sorta agree. Far too much fighting all around. People need to just ignore the people they don't like. Dot and a couple of other posters are never going to get along, so why not pretend each other doesn't exist? If someone tries to start something, ignore that person.
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Britney Spears' Guide to Semiconductor Physics. Britney lectures on the semiconductor lasers and optoelectronic devices that make our lives easier.
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 12:18am.
Dot,
Passive aggressive much? Done talking to me? Not a loss.
Circular logic. You keep baiting and switching and hoping for a different result.
Dot/pip whatever the fuck she calls herself is here obviously to stay. She's usually the least acerbic person here until some of you psychotic cunts jump down her throat and for what?
You cold-hearted cunts with your OWN agenda need to chill the fuck out.
What did 'dot/pip/tard/wtfever' truly do to you? Please list it or shut the fuck up and stop the fighting with her. It's getting old and I'm not the ONLY old fart who thinks so.
Tiger, what's on TV? ROCK OF LOVE BUS, beyotch! Me and my fake tatas are GLUED to it.
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Tigger, are you dranked? Tell me something you wouldn't normally tell me. I know that's not much.... Tell me how you got dranked, then.
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Britney Spears' Guide to Semiconductor Physics. Britney lectures on the semiconductor lasers and optoelectronic devices that make our lives easier.
Dot,
Passive aggressive much? Done talking to me? Not a loss.
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“I have never seen two people on pot get in a fight because it is fucking IMPOSSIBLE. "Hey, buddy!" "Hey, what?" "Ummmmmmm...." End of argument.”
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 12:07am.
Tiger, I don't know about anyone else, but I just got a clit boner. *blushes at own audacity*
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Pssht... That's cuz...We're some hot Gnocci assed bitches up in here.....*Yeah, smack my flabby ass again...*....HWAT NO????? Meh, these whores don't know good porn...*finishing bowl of Gnocci...*...What's on tv?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I was going to say this yesterday, but at first glance, I thought that was Mel "sugar tits" Gibson flipping the bird at the Pope.
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Submitted by likesit on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 12:04am.
I think you're right.
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Britney Spears' Guide to Semiconductor Physics. Britney lectures on the semiconductor lasers and optoelectronic devices that make our lives easier.
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 12:02am.
Dot,
Tne fact that you are an emotional leech here bugs me. There are people here have have REAL issues. No peace, but no more attention.
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Tiger asked for our life stories. I complied.
Wow. You must be really having a shitty day. I wish you nothing but the best. -And, that's my last comment to you ever. You're welcome. :)
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"O pointy birds, o pointy pointy,
Anoint my head, anointy-nointy." -England's greatest one-armed poet.
Submitted by No Words on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 12:03am.
Yeah.... I like Slash and all but he did really only have one great LP. And it was 20+ years ago. Time to put away the top hat.
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Britney Spears' Guide to Semiconductor Physics. Britney lectures on the semiconductor lasers and optoelectronic devices that make our lives easier.
Tiger, I don't know about anyone else, but I just got a clit boner. *blushes at own audacity*
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