Hot Slut Of The Day!
District Judge Esther Cunningham - This shit is from last week, but I totally forgot about it until she came to me in a dream last night. True fact. Our slut Esther is a district judge over in Britain. Well, Esther appeared as her cousin's solicitor in a dangerous dog case. Before she went before the court, Esther decided to have a little brandy. Homegirl had a little too much because bitch got drrrrrruuunk! And Esther's a grouchy drunk, because while in court she told an usher to "fuck off." She also called one of the prosecutors a "fuckwit," refused to sit down and finally kissed a different prosecutor in front of everyone. A guard finally escorted her ass out.
Esther might be a fucking genius because her excuse was that she suffers from an illness that makes her breath smell like booze. Yes, that illness is called being a drunk, you crazy bitch! But seriously that's a good line and will probably come in handy for one of us.
Esther also found herself in more trouble when she taught a law class while boozed up. She finally agreed to get some help for her mysterious illness that makes her breath smell like alcohol.
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Certainly looks like Elton John..lol @ an illness that makes her breath smell like booze
I seriously thought it was Elton John at first!
Anyone who calls people a fuckwit is my heroine.
Go biatch go!
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there is a diesease that makes your breath smell of alcohol, it is called ketosis!
now as for the mysterious disease that makes one want to call people fuckwits....ain't no mystery to that one either. Most people ARE fuckwits.
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It's been too long...we miss you.
Is this Sir Elton w/o his make-up?
Let's start a petition. Tiger, you type it up & we'll sign it!!
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 8:58pm.
I like this bitch. She needs to be in the top three for Hot Slut of the Year 2009 for claiming that mysterious booze breath disease...That's some fuckin' AWESOMENESS right there...
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I think I've already been appraised for a couple of hundred pesos, a lame goat and an elderly monkey with a farting problem.--MK
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That was so funny! hahaha!
Looks kinda like Clay Gaykin
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Fitting, no?
♥ ThreadKilla!
DListed WEEK IN REVIEW!Now with beer goggles:)
"We fucked up, let us in the club."
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 11:43pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 11:37pm.
Besides, who drinks their water straight up???? THAT'S SOME BENJIMAN BUTTON'S SHIT!
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Dunno... but I googled remedies for drunkeness and google said to imbibe this stuff called water.
I said to google YOU CAHN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!! *drunken stagger* YOU'RE NOT MY DADDY!!! *random grope* FUCKWIT! *hoik* *staggers*
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CLEAR! Shut up whores, I know what to do, this is a medical sitch, and 2cents needs an immediate 6 oz of intervenious Vodka STAT....DON'T ARGUE WITH ME, I'M A MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL! *drinks a shot of the Voddie*...Ok, *pours it into intervenious bag*....Come back to us baby, come back....OH! We have signs of DListed life! Yay! Yeah, she may never be able to walk or talk again, but as long as she can post on DListed, SHE'S NOT DEAD!!!!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 11:37pm.
Besides, who drinks their water straight up???? THAT'S SOME BENJIMAN BUTTON'S SHIT!
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Dunno... but I googled remedies for drunkeness and google said to imbibe this stuff called water.
I said to google YOU CAHN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!! *drunken stagger* YOU'RE NOT MY DADDY!!! *random grope* FUCKWIT! *hoik* *staggers*
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Submitted by EastEndGirl on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 11:17pm.
Angel,
Your cholarized snatch is scary.
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Wasn't that one of the spice girls? Scary snatch?
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 11:29pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 11:18pm.
*washes spray from tiger eye* *get's tiger a glass of water spiked wif vodka*
What?! Tiger is fun when she's drunk.
:)♥
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Besides, who drinks their water straight up???? THAT'S SOME BENJIMAN BUTTON'S SHIT!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I thought it was elton john
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 11:29pm.
I love the youtube roundup! Imma gonna log on thar and comment soon. I've watched the favourite things about 20 times and it still makes me pee mahself!
Oh, and hot avi btw.
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Submitted by EastEndGirl on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 11:17pm.
IG,
Uh huh.
Angel,
Your cholarized snatch is scary.
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But not as disturbing as Pam's crotchface! TITS said so! =)
♥ ThreadKilla!
DListed WEEK IN REVIEW!Now with beer goggles:)
"We fucked up, let us in the club."
TY, Manimal:)
It's not my favourite - when I try to do quick editing like that YouTube always messes with the finished product. It's bugging me!
But I AM glad you like it:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
DListed WEEK IN REVIEW!Now with beer goggles:)
"We fucked up, let us in the club."
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 11:18pm.
*washes spray from tiger eye* *get's tiger a glass of water spiked wif vodka*
What?! Tiger is fun when she's drunk.
:)♥
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Submitted by EastEndGirl on Sun, 01/18/2009 -
Gah, happiness is the best revenge. I hope you get past it soon and move on to hotter things :)
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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 11:08pm.
Angel, I liked the dlisted week in review.
This lady is a Fuckwit!
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 11:00pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 10:42pm.
*sprays booze breaf*
I resemble that comment! Ha!
And how's the name, tiger! I mean 'Esther' conjures images of fireside knitting and lawnbowls on weekends, not beligerent insults and skanky ass drunk groping! You gotta love a bitch that lulls you into a false sense of security wif a name like Esther, then assaults your ass wif verbal and physical fuckery when you least expect it. THAT is a hot slut.
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Amensh....*spraying booze bref, misses... sprays it in tiger eye but is too drunk to notice*...She'sh a hot shlut cuz of shkanky assh drunk groping...*gropes random DLister*...Ha...but she'sh a shificant hot shlut cush she'sh mashtered the art of inappropriatenesh on every level...*hic*...That shit needs to be rewarded...*stumbling*...No, I'm Ok, I jusht need another drink...*hic*....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
IG,
Uh huh.
Angel,
Your cholarized snatch is scary.
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
EEG, fuck him if he can't take a joke, you know what I mean? Don't know the details and not asking for any--- if the fucker broke your heart, he needs to be shot with a ball of his own shit. End of. ♥♥♥♥
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Du ligner en ged og du lugter af tis.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 11:04pm.
IG,
They said *HUH*?
You asked about my avi a couple of days ago, it is a cholarized BFF who just broke my heart for the last time. Angel is is the artist to bow down to.
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Aw! Please - no bowing. Just throw money:)
But I sent you a better one! (S'ok, I can take it) I'm glad you're getting good revenge out of it, either way:)
PS. I can't understand Newfies either and I am one.
♥ ThreadKilla!
DListed WEEK IN REVIEW!Now with beer goggles:)
"We fucked up, let us in the club."
IG,
They said *HUH*?
You asked about my avi a couple of days ago, it is a cholarized BFF who just broke my heart for the last time. Angel is is the artist to bow down to.
MTC,
Werd.
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 10:42pm.
*sprays booze breaf*
I resemble that comment! Ha!
And how's the name, tiger! I mean 'Esther' conjures images of fireside knitting and lawnbowls on weekends, not beligerent insults and skanky ass drunk groping! You gotta love a bitch that lulls you into a false sense of security wif a name like Esther, then assaults your ass wif verbal and physical fuckery when you least expect it. THAT is a hot slut.
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EEG, you tell those Aussie and Brit girls that a Newfie said "whaddya at?" Hope you're enjoying yourselves!
IG,
I just read this post out loud to a bunch of Aussie/British girls who are camped out in my living room for a few days (long story).
I said the exact same words *she is a ginge and used the word fuckwit* HWAT.
TV,
That's right, I have three young girls sleeping in my living room. How fast can you get here?
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
Rojo caliente Legal.
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
Submitted by islandgirl on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 10:44pm.
Tiger, I agree. She's a ginge, plus she uses the word 'fuckwit'. What else is there?
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Nothing. Done. Close the polls before they even open. This IS the HOT SLUT OF THE YEAR 2009! Kissing the other prosecutor, not the 'fuckwit', earned my eternal devotion, plus that was CALINETE, NO? *fanning self*....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Tiger, I agree. She's a ginge, plus she uses the word 'fuckwit'. What else is there?
YOU DUMB WHORES, give the Dlisted Hot Slut of the Day some DListed PURPLE DRANK love! You know half you whores suffer from that same mysterious booze bref affliction she does (don't make me call you whores out)....If you don't show your love for a boozey, lying, belligerant, high ranking hot trashy ginge, you know that rat lovin' pussy is gonna be HSOTY 2009...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 8:17pm.
Socky--your eyes!!! They be BUGGIN. Taper off the Borax....
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LOL! TigerLil' gave me a few boxes and I went a wittle cwazy this weekend. Drove the golf cart at warp speed through the Cuntry Club golf course...at night!? Ha!
*sock monkey hugs & smooches* Hi! Jiggywiddit!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
I like this bitch. She needs to be in the top three for Hot Slut of the Year 2009 for claiming that mysterious booze breath disease...That's some fuckin' AWESOMENESS right there...SKETTI is even thinking of handing over his crown and stepping down! AND...SHE'S A GINGE to top it all off...
Yep, this whore already gets my vote...
And I want to party with this bitch...rehab shmehab....LET'S GET OUR PURPLE DRANK ON, JUDGIE! Woohooo!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 7:08pm.
At first glance, I thought that was Sir Elton! Yikes!
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Nah, just my mom.
Socky--your eyes!!! They be BUGGIN. Taper off the Borax....
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I think I've already been appraised for a couple of hundred pesos, a lame goat and an elderly monkey with a farting problem.--MK
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 6:15pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 01/18/2009
Doing well, thanks.
The SO just gave me the evil glare and said balefully, "You're addicted." He feels in competition with MK for my affections.
What can you do? MK will always win HSO My Life.
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Ha! I hear you.
Sorry to ask and run but my daughter doens't even bother with the glaring...she just marches right in and takes over;p
♥ ThreadKilla!
DListed WEEK IN REVIEW!Now with beer goggles:)
"We fucked up, let us in the club."
At first glance, I thought that was Sir Elton! Yikes!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 01/18/2009
Doing well, thanks.
The SO just gave me the evil glare and said balefully, "You're addicted." He feels in competition with MK for my affections.
What can you do? MK will always win HSO My Life.
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I think I've already been appraised for a couple of hundred pesos, a lame goat and an elderly monkey with a farting problem.--MK
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 6:07pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 4:57pm.
Sometimes the important things need to be said twice.
;-)
How are ya?
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Not bad - but now I have to do my laundry. Poo.
How are you doing, luv?
♥ ThreadKilla!
DListed WEEK IN REVIEW!Now with beer goggles:)
"We fucked up, let us in the club."
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 4:57pm.
Sometimes the important things need to be said twice.
;-)
How are ya?
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I think I've already been appraised for a couple of hundred pesos, a lame goat and an elderly monkey with a farting problem.--MK
WELL GO HAVE SOME TEA AND SCONES
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 5:16pm.
Well thank you. What's your name? Is it "Fooo"? I seem to be seeing things in triplicate.
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Joe, my username is supposed to be an apple but it doesn't show up in all browsers I guess. :\ You can just call me 'dot' or 'Apple'. lol
"O pointy birds, o pointy pointy,
Anoint my head, anointy-nointy." -England's greatest one-armed poet.
There are a lot of alcoholic judges and lawyers. Some start in the morning; some drink too much at lunch; the rest get bombed after work. It might be due to the inherent stress of the job. They also always deal with people with serious problems, at about the point where the problems have led to violence or might readily do so.
Submitted by on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 4:40pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 4:36pm.
Drinking too much dries out your skin. And I've heard it's not good for your liver either.
*hic*
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Well, bottoms up and anchors aweigh, Lass! Bathtub Gin shots!
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Well thank you. What's your name? Is it "Fooo"? I seem to be seeing things in triplicate.
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Only kings, presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial "we." ~ Mark Twain.
Submitted by jiggywiddit
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O! I din't even see that! Damn skimming eyes!
♥ ThreadKilla!
DListed WEEK IN REVIEW!Now with beer goggles:)
"We fucked up, let us in the club."
Submitted by pharmrx on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 4:38pm.
there actually IS a disease that makes you act drunk all the time.. i can't remember what it's called but i learned about it in biochem.
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Um...I din't take biochem but I think the medical term for it is "Alcoholism":)
♥ ThreadKilla!
DListed WEEK IN REVIEW!Now with beer goggles:)
"We fucked up, let us in the club."
Submitted by pharmrx on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 4:38pm.
there actually IS a disease that makes you act drunk all the time.. i can't remember what it's called but i learned about it in biochem.
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Chemical Dependency.
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Armpits and legs are not genitalia. Actually, if you can't tell the difference, then maybe YOU need to go get a physical, STAT.--Billie
Submitted by Wyle E on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 4:37pm.
I once had that disease that makes your eyes kind of droopy and red, and your clothes smell like weed.
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You too? I often woke up surrounded with half eaten bags of munchies and my Pink Floyd "The Wall" album still playing. Pink Floyd and MaryJane are a bad combo...that shit can mess with your head.
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"O pointy birds, o pointy pointy,
Anoint my head, anointy-nointy." -England's greatest one-armed poet.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 4:36pm.
Drinking too much dries out your skin. And I've heard it's not good for your liver either.
*hic*
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Well, bottoms up and anchors aweigh, Lass! Bathtub Gin shots!
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"O pointy birds, o pointy pointy,
Anoint my head, anointy-nointy." -England's greatest one-armed poet.