Wednesday, January 21st 2009

Birthday Sluts

Billy Ocean (59)
Izabella Miko (28)
Emma Bunton (33)
Cat Power (37)
Ken Leung (39)
Charlotte Ross (41)
Geena Davis (53)
Jill Eikenberry (62)
Placido Domingo (68)

Posted by: Michael K


I looked at this and could have sworn it was the crazy guy singing on the street in the final scene of Pretty Woman!

clarketron's picture

In the blink of an eye I knew her number and her name

shandi's picture

Holy crap! Never in a million years would I have guessed that was Billy Ocean!

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mina:

oh yeah dude thats old news!

happy birthday Billy Ocean and everyone else!

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Tyroan's picture

Happy Birthday Chan!

letinstar's picture

where's billy ocean been hiding? caribbean queen takes me back to the 80's!

happy berfday to all the bday sluts...
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Happy Birthday sluts!

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

paris herpes's picture

Stoney I thought ee cummings was black for the longest time...but he's actually white...true story!

STFU!!!

paris herpes's picture

Wow Billy Ocean went hardcore RASTA...I never knew...isn't he from Trinidad?

STFU!!!

Happy birthday Miles

Stoney's picture

How could I have gone my whole life up until now thinking Billy Ocean was white?

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Totally, the best and fastest way to be rich is to find a wealthy guy to marry with you!! Lol...^^^^^^^ www richbutsingle com^^^^^^^will make your dream come true!

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Feliz Cumpleaños Sr. Placido Domingo

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Cat Power!??

this is a name begging for the porn industry!

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Cat Power is the name of the band - her name is Chan Marshall.

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"Suddenly, life has new meaning to me.......there's beauty up above, and things we never take notice of.......you wake up suddenly, you're in love"

HB Billy Ocean.

and Geena Davis.

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Gina Davis = Postcards from the edge = hot Brad Pitt= dont know, but that's what I came up with.

Happy birth....oh who gives a feck!
Good morning and shiot

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Billy Ocean looks like the Carribean King (now we're shaaaaaarin' the same dreeeam!).

Cat Power was way over-hyped and, through booze, disdain, or whatever, managed to sink her career. She can't "come back" because she never really was and now is too old to break through.

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HAPPY BDAY BILLY OCEAN AND CAT POWER!!

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We want the funk OWWWWW

When did Billy Ocean turn into George Clinton?

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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.

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Oh man! Everytime I read Placido Domingo, the voice in my head reads it in Marie Barone's voice!!!

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Ken Leung is that Hot Slut Miles from Lost. YAY LOST IS BACK TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!****************************1/20/09
"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"

Emma Bunton is 33? Shit I feel old...wasn't she like 19 when the Spice Girls started?? I guess that was awhile ago now...and kind of scary that I still remember all useless spice girl trivia

"he better watch out or he'll get AIDS when he date-rapes her"

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placido domingo is still a hot slut!
what happened to george? is he still in parliment funkadelic?

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Submitted by Triscuit on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 9:22am.

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Carribean Queen?
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...and...Get outta my dreams!
And into my car!

Thanks, hun!

Morning smooches to you!

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LoL@ slutty...
angel_i... Niiiiiice video!
LMfffAO!

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Submitted by Triscuit on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 9:22am.
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Triscuit, the first few times that I heard this song, I kept thinking why is he singing about a caribou that becomes a queen.

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Good morning Slutty McSlitterson ♥

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Carribean Queen?
(don't know if that is spelled right,but you know.)

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Submitted by The C word on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 9:07am.
I couldn't figure out why you guys were wishing Billy Ocean a HB when that pic is clearly George Clinton. ;)
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LOL I also thought it was George Clinton.

Morning Dee♥

mina's picture

WOW, I never knew Billy O converted to a natty rastaman!

DeeDee's picture

Happy birthday Ken Leung! Finally, Lost is on TONIGHT! YAY!

HB to Billy Ocean, and Placido Domingo (ah, sweet memories of my childhood.

Good monring MK and Dlisters ♥

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I couldn't figure out why you guys were wishing Billy Ocean a HB when that pic is clearly George Clinton. ;)

Ah well, HB Billy and the rest of the sluts!

Morning!

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Happy Berfday Billy Ocean... I will sing "Caribou Queen" in your honor.

elegantlady's picture

Happy BDay Bily!

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Happy birthday to Chan Marshall!

angel_i's picture

Hey Billy -

Happy Birthday!

And, like...Happy Graduation Day!

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