The Moustache Can Exit Stage Left Now
Saint Morticia and Bradley Pitt had dinner in Berlin last night to celebrate her make-up artist's birthday or some shit. Well, Brad and the others ate dinner. Angie Jo was full from drinking the tears of angels earlier in the day. She just sat and nibbled on the fear of those around her.
Brad and the holy family are in Berlin while he finishes filming that Inglorious Bastard shit. You know what that means? The fugstache will soon be a distant memory. Sometimes I looked at that thing and felt a tickle in my glitter star (yes it glitters). And other times I looked at that shit and saw my creepy neighbor who talks to his plants and hangs naked baby dolls from his shower curtain rod. True story.
When Brad finally takes a razor to that shit, he should do it live on webcam since so many whores have been waiting for this moment. And of course he should eBay that shit. There's a Brangaloonie somewhere who will sell her house and kids on the black market in order to wear Brad's landing strip. And you know where she would wear that shit.
Here's a few more pictures from last night. Mona Robinson is going to be pissed when she finds out that St. Angie sent Maddox to steal her favorite sexy funeral outfit.
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OH MK!
"...Well, Brad and the others ate dinner. Angie Jo was full from drinking the tears of angels earlier in the day. She just sat and nibbled on the fear of those around her."
You funny.
TeriAnn sweetheart, MK posted pics of the Brange to rip the piss out of them as is customary, not to make your dear little loon heart happy. Seriously!
I personally only want to see one more photo of these two attention whores--one of AJ's lovely prison tats when she's in her 80's. Provided of course, she finds others she can suck the lifeforce out of. You know all those tats are going to make her skin look like some kid's swirlart.
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Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
Daniel Craig: Because I don't want to be in them.
She looks scary. He looks, well, hairy. End of topic.
Should they be getting a Who Cares? News tag right about now?
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Submitted by No Words on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 2:13pm.
Submitted by lizzieb on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 2:04pm.
Blimey, not many comments for a Brange thread. Mind you, it's still early in the US I think. Or maybe we are just bored to death with them?
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True dat, lizzieb. I think they have overstayed their welcome by, oh, about three years.
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I think people are more excited about America's favorite family coming to DC! (and it's not these attention whores)
Well *I* had the funniest dream the other night that I actually MARRIED Jennifer Aniston. Not in a lesbian way, but like, best friends kinda way. It was like Chuck and Larry. I have NO idea why I had this dream, but during the wedding we were both wearing strapless white dresses, but only *I* walked down the aisle, lol. Then I remember some point in the dream realizing I had just hit the jackpot and was rich as shit!! It must have had something to do with the fact that we're both single, so we were like, "why don't we marry EACH OTHER?" I have really weird dreams.
Submitted by lizzieb on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 2:04pm.
Blimey, not many comments for a Brange thread. Mind you, it's still early in the US I think. Or maybe we are just bored to death with them?
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True dat, lizzieb. I think they have overstayed their welcome by, oh, about three years.
please take off your hat!
"She just sat and nibbled on the fear of those around her."
it's lines like this that keep me coming back for more. lmao.
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but, then again, what do i know?
I had the funniest dream last nite about Brad's reconciliation with Jennifer...LOL!
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Blimey, not many comments for a Brange thread. Mind you, it's still early in the US I think. Or maybe we are just bored to death with them? If you can't get a decent number of postings on dlisted Holi-Shitts it's African baby in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1........
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If you can't be a good example, be a horrible warning. I'm talking to you actually.
She is looking more and more old lady.
Soon she'll be living in a Giant Shoe.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
LOL @ PSL!
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Desire chip from AA...................01/17/08
ok, enough is enough. How is it ALL of you MISSED my fabulous siggie?
It is too fucking funny!
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"I love Angelina Jolie. She's strong but gorgeous and uses her fame for good to make a big difference in the world. That's a great quality. I'd have a lot in common with her."
-Paris Hilton
Having man hands would be hard to type on an IPhone. bwahahahah
Shouldn't be throwing stones.
Do these two have any friends?I never see them socializing with other people.Loosers.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
She is not young now, and looks quite old, but she is still profligate, one of my friends have seen her profile on a dating site millionaireloves.com,
maybe she still wants a handsome young man?
'the other one' seems like a hoot to have at a party. i bet her skills like pouting (now from side to side!) must've rocked the house.
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http://palestinian.ning.com/forum/topic/the-other-side-of-the-story
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 11:29am.
I don't care who on here hates them. If I see them on the streets of Berlin, I'm gonna dry hump them both and make all the chirrenz watch!
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Breakdown, I gotta get my ass to Berlin STAT. You could sell tickets for that show!
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 11:29am.
I don't care who on here hates them. If I see them on the streets of Berlin, I'm gonna dry hump them both and make all the chirrenz watch!
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A-ha! The only Brangelina fan I like!
How can you expect her to smile? come on!. Her face is so full of the freezing stuff. Her jaw line looks painfully tight.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Look at those fucking man hands. Does that mean she is well hung?
I like the fact that they didn't fix the red eyes in the large photo. It brings to mind those possessed by the devil tv movies from the l970's with the cheap special effects.
I don't care who on here hates them. If I see them on the streets of Berlin, I'm gonna dry hump them both and make all the chirrenz watch!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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MK, I love how much you and everyone else here in the magical land of dlisted hate/hates Angelina jolie. Makes it more fun for me to hate her fucking guts as well. On a side note it is hard as fuck to type on a damn iPhone.
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Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 10:09am.
Submitted by lizzieb on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 9:47am.
There's soda all over my monitor AND keyboard and it's all YOUR FAULT!
Sorry. I'll be round with my Brangelina tea towel to wipe it off soon.
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If you can't be a good example, be a horrible warning. I'm talking to you actually.
I also talk to my plants.
LMAO @ "Satan's whore!" Perfect.
*whispers* I talk to my babies (my plants)
*sneaks out of thread*
She looks like Satan's whore (pure evil) in the first picture. Brad looks like the usual clueless dumbass he always does.
Terrible actors and shallow, vacuous human beings.
How anyone can say she is attractive is beyond me...I think the Brangeloonies have lost their perspective.
She looks like poop.
I bet Skankelina uses the tears of angels to make her Martinis.
gotta love the brange.
Again, WHATEVER guys!. She's still a Goddess!
In the main pic, Brad has that look on his face that I usually see on an adult who's trying to lead a recalcitrant child.
The C Word!!
LMAO!! She is absolutely a Visitor!!!
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“I have never seen two people on pot get in a fight because it is fucking IMPOSSIBLE. "Hey, buddy!" "Hey, what?" "Ummmmmmm...." End of argument.”
Anyone that wants to see her full attire, go to gossip girl. These photos don't show you the true atrocity that she is wearing. But on the other site there are different shots of them, she looks like an old lady with arthritis.
"Mona Robinson is going to be pissed when she finds out that St. Angie sent Maddox to steal her favorite sexy funeral outfit."
AH HA HA HA HA!
She just sat and nibbled on the fear of those around her.
Werd, MK, werd.
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I think I've already been appraised for a couple of hundred pesos, a lame goat and an elderly monkey with a farting problem.--MK
I think Jolie has a split personality. When the papz take photos of her and the kids on the streets of New Orleans, she's all smiles. When she use to pick Maddox up at school in NY, she was always smiling and doing the wave. SO why does she look so miserable now? You'd think she would look miserable when these assholes are trying to take photos of her children, but it's the complete opposite. She has the big frown when she's with Pitt alone, and smiles when she has the kids with her. It's so obvious she uses the children to boost image.
As for Shitt's acting :in every movie he sounds like he's talking with marbles in his mouth. I never understand a word he's saying. And he can't do an accent to save his life - which is something these two famewhores have in common.
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 10:07am.
The C Word!
You know when she is behind closed doors, she shed's
her human skin and looks like this…
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LOL! This is how I picture her eating:
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=VObQfWMgmIM
And here's the birth of the twins:
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=TufUH1T-F18&feature=related
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Kiss my grits.
Submitted by lizzieb on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 9:47am.
On Jared this is recorded as them out eating with friends. Bollocks clearly as they have no friends and Angie never eats. I can just see her holding tight to some ice water and saying:
'Hurry up monkey boy, I know we have to do this 'date night' shite but we've been here 20 minutes. Let's just get the photo done, hold my hand, look loving blah blah blah. It's the Baftas soon and that Afican boy won't get photographed for People by himself. I will call him Anthrax I don't care what you Jen hen mother says. And clean your damn teeth. I'll fuck you- the doctor said I might ovulate this week- but I'm not tasting steak'
'Yes dear'
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There's soda all over my monitor AND keyboard and it's all YOUR FAULT!
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"Love is in the air. And it's pooping on my head."
This woman kinda scares me. She always exudes a freakish quality.
By the by.....What the hell is up with Brad's right/left arm in the 4th thumbnail???
Well doesn't she look like a ball of fun.
Not.
No wonder Brad drinks - I would too if I had to wake up to her.
She really is demon-like in appearance now. *shivers*
The C Word!
You know when she is behind closed doors, she shed's
her human skin and looks like this…
http://www.tvacres.com/images/v_twin_small.jpg
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“I have never seen two people on pot get in a fight because it is fucking IMPOSSIBLE. "Hey, buddy!" "Hey, what?" "Ummmmmmm...." End of argument.”
I used to think he was an okay actor...I just saw 12 Monkeys again & he was pretty decent in that..He may be losing his acting edge since he is with her & she is terrible at acting. Maybe she is giving him advice.
I wonder if she is angry in these photos, she appears to be clenching her jaw. Or maybe it's from hunger?
Thanks for the pics, looking lovely as usuall.
Meh.
Droppin Kids Off in the Pool
I know some peeps are positively insane over him but I've never found him sexy or interesting in the least...In part, I feel, because he seems dumber than a box of rocks...
The few movies that I've caught him in have been painful to watch; his acting is atrocious.
Love the "glitter star" imagery. Thanks.
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