Monday, January 19th 2009
Morning Wood
MC Bed Bugs busts a rhyme then busts his ass. This has to be one big joke - Buzzfeed
From soap star to porn star - TMZ
Mandy Rogers says she is a changed woman after marriage. What she meant by that is: "I'm really really fucking rich now." - ICYDK
Uncle Jesse's Girl - SOW
Katy Perry wins an award one minute and loses it the next - Celebitchy
Aaron Eckhart's happy ending - Socialite Life
Now Brit Brit's "If You Seek Amy" will make even less sense - I'm Not Obsessed
Obama owns a Lily Allen album - Holy Moly!
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MC Bed Bugs...lol love that
What did all the good parts for joaquin and Casey dry up in Hollywood? Are they really that far over the hill? Retire with dignity.
f*u*c*k* me
that's really subtle for Britney
I wonder if she even caught it when she sang it or if they had to explain it to her too....
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It's been too long...we miss you.
"MC Bed Bugs".....BWAH HA HAAAAAHAHHAHA!
Hey, he just looks and acts like some drunk doing bad karaoke.
How's MAndy's eating disorder now a days?
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The war isn't working.
Aaron Eckhart is HAWT and I too will be happy to assist in any kind of happy type of ending he may so desire
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The war isn't working.
Submitted by blah on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 2:37pm.
I had to turn off Joaquin's rap video almost right off the getgo.. I was so embarassed for him!
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Butt you gotta see the end!
(O, it's crazy pun time now!)
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I couldn't watch the whole video, it was too embarrassing. i think it IS a joke, because I read somewhere than Ben Affleck is doing a documentary on Joaquin's attempts to become a rapper. it HAS to be a joke, no one is that insane...i think
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Submitted by lea8199 on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 2:57pm.
Say it really fast.
edit: Oops--someone already said that.
truth talk here: joaquin is off his meds, yes?
isn't aaron eckart a mormon? let him have his happy ending...
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whoa...amber is the color of your energy...
I hope Phoenix rises from the ashes.
lea, say it out loud....quickly.
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what does all this" if you seek amy" shit is supposed to mean?? does it mean anything?? enlight me please! lol
I had to turn off Joaquin's rap video almost right off the getgo.. I was so embarassed for him!
PS. Katy Perry's just another Britney. Same shit, different decade.
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"We fucked up, let us in the club."
Haha! I had to see it again! I'm SO taking that butt move to da club dis weekend.
PS. I can't remember who (madam s? IG?)...I liked MC Boxcar Willy better;p
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"We fucked up, let us in the club."
LOL! First post on that Brit Thread:
lara jane said:
I would rather they changed the "singer."
Damn, it's funny up in here today!
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"We fucked up, let us in the club."
Wow - he really did sound as bad as looked. Hmm. I really want to DO that now. I wanna get up on a stage and be THAT bad. But I'd have to be famous already, just to hear the peeps scream anyway.
LOL! Nice butt move. AAAAAHAHAHAHA!
I wanna do that! LOL!
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"We fucked up, let us in the club."
On Phoenix's IMDb page it talks about the Affleck bio but also says that he is currently working on an album produced by Sean Combs/P.Diddy...the horror!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I can't decide whether to cry at Joaquin's obvious heroin-induced decline or laugh because it's all a joke for his documentary.
A Mormon at a massage parlour. Oh, so surprising. (And I'd still hit it.)
That soap star has the worst fucking cheek implants I've ever seen.
Joaquin is obviously smoking too much meth...umm I mean mentholmethcrystallised fags....
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I couldn't even tell what he was saying. I hope it was someone else's song because I hesitate to imagine that he actually wrote the words.
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz
I have to say..joke or not, that shit he was "rapping" wasn't any worse than the rest of the rap I hear on the radio. I am seriously distraught to think that my obsession with "walk the line" has turned into this arm swinging pill-head that thinks he has started a new chapter of his life. Please say it's a joke Joaquin..please! Walk the line just won't be the same after this travesty.
I think it's time someone kidnapped Joaquin Phoenix and puts him into rehab after dipping him in a vat of hand sanitizer...he's officially gone.
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Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Why must men dance that that? the thing with the arm makes them look like a simian.
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Suck it cat h8trs
Jokin' Phoenix dances like a peepaw!!!! Boppin' up and down to the oldies! He's probably wearing some "Oops I Crapped My Pants" under those dirty-ass trousers! Peeeeeeeeppppppaaaaaaawwww! I love saying it!
I still want to Joaquin Phoenix to If You Seek Amy anyways. - even more, prolly, since I'm inclined to think he's having a laugh at us all.
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what to do
for pleasure?
I have thought from the get-go that Joaquin and Casey are punking all of us. Why else would Casey just stand back and let his friend go to shit like that? It's the only thing that makes sense. Give it another 6 to 12 months and it will all come together. Trust this.
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We're talking about pissing during fucking and she tries to be all polite-like. - MK
In Uncle Jesse's Girl wasnt the phrase "Cut, It, Out" from the show he did called "Out of Control?"
off topic here but what happened to Diz from that show??
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"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." -Oscar Wilde
Joaquin's delivery is AWFUL. It calls to mind someone reciting a childhood nursery rhyme.
Submitted by Nanners on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 11:56am.
He rocks the homeless, crazy man look though.
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If they ever remake Castaway, he's got it in the bag.
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Fuck these bitches. I got my own problems. - The Fly
I don't think there is enough prescription medication in the world to fix whatever the hell is wrong with Joaquin Phoenix.
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Fuck these bitches. I got my own problems. - The Fly
Aside from the fact that Joke Phoenix has no rhythm and a poor sense of movement along with his lousy rhythm skills make it look like someone dragged a drunk homeless guy off the street and paid him $20 to rap. I mean if I didn't know this was Joke Phoenix, this is what I would think. Too awful for words.
Why would Britney change the song? That's the most creative thing she's ever done...
Aww, I thought Joaquin was gonna fall on his face!
He rocks the homeless, crazy man look though.
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"Uncle Jesse's girl...."
If there's one thing I know about today, it's that that song will be running through my head for the remainder.
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Kiss my grits.
I am SURE Joaquim is pranking us all with this mad forest beard/rapper nightmare shit. Unless of course he did lose his marbles and is getting ready to follow in his brother's steps.
I feel so awful that Joaquin obviously doesn't understand the laughing-stock he's become. *sigh*
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 11:49am.
duh - yeah. I was too lazy to look it up.
mike don't you mean "In The Company Of Men"?
yes, i have seen it...he plays the ultimate douchebag!
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"I love Angelina Jolie. She's strong but gorgeous and uses her fame for good to make a big difference in the world. That's a great quality. I'd have a lot in common with her."
-Paris Hilton
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 11:42am.
I fucking LOVE Aaron Eckhart.
Have you ever seen In The Company Of Men? That scene in which he says deaf people sound like dolphins (and then does a little imitation) KILLS me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-KJRl-QBxQ
Yeah, I'm a horrible person.
I'll give Eckhart a happy ending.
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“I have never seen two people on pot get in a fight because it is fucking IMPOSSIBLE. "Hey, buddy!" "Hey, what?" "Ummmmmmm...." End of argument.”
Actually, none of Britney's high-school blather makes much sense coming from a 27 year old divorced mother of two.
I fucking LOVE Aaron Eckhart.
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"I love Angelina Jolie. She's strong but gorgeous and uses her fame for good to make a big difference in the world. That's a great quality. I'd have a lot in common with her."
-Paris Hilton