This Time, The Stupid Ring Goes With The Dress
Dumb fuck JLo didn't wear her gaudy ass ring to the Golden Globes because she said it didn't go with her tranny-worthy dress. Well, last night she must have decided that her ring was worthy of this blue dress because she wore it. She also wanted everybody to know that she had it on her finger. I know it's hard to see her ring since her gleaming ego is blinding you. You can see it if you look through a pinhole in a piece of paper. It's a nice ring, but it would look shoved down her throat.
Anyway, JLo continued the ring fuckery at last night's Latino Inaugural Gala in DC, which was also attended by Paulina Rubio and Shakira. JLo and Skeletor apparently sang for the audience at the end of the night. This was a pretty fucking ingenious idea from the party's organizers. Nothing sucks more than trying to get drunk ass whores to leave your party so you can clean up and shit. And nothing clears a room faster than JLo singing live. She should seriously start selling her services. JLo: The world's premiere party emptier!
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Stop wasting your time on D-Listed. None of us want to date your fucking rich and famous millionaires. We are here to make fun of people like that.
old picture of Shakira w/ Jennifer Lopez, it's over 10 years old, Shakira still looks stunning, JLO looks way different...
http://www.shakirawhenever.com/photos/albums/userpics/10002/30237392811h...
Love the dress, the jewelry, the coat is fucking amazing w.the gloves...she looks divine. Her make up is perfection also. This is a rare time where everything she has going on is wonderful.
Gross Me Out. And Paulina Rubio is super fucking grossingly untalented to the Nth degree and sings with a strident screech.
edit: Marc ANthony seems to have nice hands for looking like the skeletor of an emanciated chupacabra
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JLo is one of the many pretty girls made beautiful by good plastic surgery (and amazing makeup). Subtle tweeks here and there like Jolie has done have made a world of difference: http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/jlo.htm
Another comparison:
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she better keep taking that ring on and off -thats the only way people are going to give a shit...
why are we even talking about this talentless bitch?
I bet Shakira's -get me away from her!-Lopez can only wish to have 1% of Shakira's talent...
"I feel so bad for Shakira, imagine having people always have to sit or kneel just to be on eye level with your short ass. I love me some hips don't lie but being 4'6 or whatever must suck."
- Shakira is 5'2", she's nowhere near 4'6" lol, some magazines have said she's 4'11", but she has said herself that she is 5'2", plus I met her and she was barefoot and I'm 5'9" and she was about 6" shorter than me...I don't know why people think she's so short, she's the same height as Christina Aguilera, etc.
WhoreBag Jho who fucked her way to the 'top' then wound up with the undead as a husband. How fitting.
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i don't get it- someone thinks jlo is pretty? seriously? i hate when women think poopy face looks sexy and they go around looking constipated in their evening wear. not pretty.
My sister wore her hair like that to the prom in 1969. The dress and hair are hideous.
And it does looks like the dress from "The Devil Loves Prada" that Miranda hated.
She shamelessly flashes her wealth in a time of economic despair.
The country is going in a new direction and JLo is stuck in 1998. Her style and manner have become irrelevant.
Hey JBlo--
1) Everyone can see you are a self centered egomaniac with no talent.
2) No one wants your music, your tacky clothing line, or your stinky cheap perfumes.
3) Your time is up. Please take your tranny ass out of our sight.
4) You are always wearing the skins of battery raised puppies--it makes you look like the old gray- haired flabby-armed matron that you really are.
and she is relevant because of what??? She reeks desperation and diva...which equal disgusting. In this age of people struggling to get ends to meet, superficial, egotistical bitches have no relevance...skeletor and jello...your time has come and now has obviously gone...so bye bye....exit stage left, and don't let the back door hit you were the good lord split you!!
She looks like a typical old Puerto Rican Tia. Those two can seriously induce major projectile vomitosis.
Who the fuck takes of their wedding rings because it doesnt go with the outfit? That's the most ridiculous, superficial and hollow thing I have ever heard. Leave to Hollywood skanks to come up with such things...
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JLo and Skeletor did not support Obama.
Why in the hell are they at this ball?
They're a couple of desperate famewhores trying to cling to the 2 fans they have.
Shakira is gorgoeus.
Que viva Colombia! :)
What an annoying whore bag. That fake ass finger pose makes me want to reach out and punch that bitch. I hate whores.
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Wow so Palestinians are being blown up by their hundreds in Gaza; most of the western world are unsure whether they'll still have a job or a roof over their heads by the end of 09; and JLo may or may not be having marital issues. Sometimes the world's issues are so many and pressing that its really hard to know which one to worry about first isn't it? Someone kindly shoot her.
Well, I'm sure the carpet doesn't match the drapes, but JLo doesn't seem to care about THAT.
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I feel so bad for Shakira, imagine having people always have to sit or kneel just to be on eye level with your short ass. I love me some hips don't lie but being 4'6 or whatever must suck. ____________________________________________
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There's a definite stench in the air and it's the corpse of JLo's career trying to crawl its way out of the tomb of obscurity.
Woops, my bad. That corpse is her husband.
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Has anyone noticed JLo is looking more and more like Chi Chi Rodriguez from Too Wong Foo? The resemblance is extremely disconcerting.
Has Shakira always been THAT thin? I thought she was on the chunky side. She even makes that annoying piece of shit called Paulina Rubio look like a huge fat whale. Hahaha! I hope that skank sees this picture and runs to the bathroom barfing.
I don't care about Jello so I'll royally ignore her ass.
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She looks pregnant. I think one of the recent blind items about a pregnant woman with a cheating spouse may be about these two. The gigantic caftan with strategically placed bow - less than subtle.
"Sometimes evil drives a minivan."
Jello looks like some old ass drag queen. And Shakira's singing yesterday was....EXCRUCIATING!!!But at least ole tank ass covered up this time. I guess everybody is riding President Obama's ass, cause if I'm not mistaken they never contributed a cent or backed him until after the fact. What a pair of douches.
Oh please. If we all had her millions and could afford botox/monthly chemical peels/$500 creams than we would all have skin like J. Lo.
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Marc: put the RING ON, everyone thnks we're getting a divorce!!
JLo: NO I am JLo, only JLo
Marc: if you don't put it on, I won't put on that..
JLo: oh OK!!!
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JLo's had her lips done. I always wonder why when certain female stars popularity starts waning they get their lips done. They're content to have thin lips their whole lives and then suddenly that's just not good enough anymore. Why they think fuller lips will revive their careers is the puzzler. It certainly hasn't worked for the likes of Melanie Griffith or Meg Ryan and it won't work for Lopez.
Is it me or do they all look like drag queens? Not in a good way either ...
Tone down the make up and hairspray ladies
Somebody needs to let JLo know that there is a dead animal on top of her head.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
shakira sounded like goat stuck in a mud pit at the pre inaguaration event yesterday....please don't "sing" higher ground ever again...i much prefer you belly dancing...
as for jlo: please stop giving this useless person press...she doesn't deserve it...
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Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 2:08pm.
"Submitted by lara on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 1:58pm.
JLo at 40yo has better skin than Shakira. How does she do it? She is gorgeous and has amazing style."
Oh god. Seriously. She has the worst skin ever. And to top it all off, she's a giant slagathor!
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i am no J.Lo loonie cos i think she is a diva, but i seriously think she has the most amazing skin (face too)in showbiz. look at that pic with shakira and marc. and this woman is 40yo. i actually think she is as pretty as Angie jolie(can't stand that one but she is beautiful).
and please of course "divorce is not an opition" i think these 2 are soul mates since i saw their video "No me ames" anyone remember that?
plus JLo is trying to make a comeback, she needs some magazine covers...
Mrs Gosling, fine to disagree....but IMO, Paulina's talent is walking around naked. I don;t care how long she has been doing it.....a skank is a skank.
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Why is this woman even getting any press? Every movie she is in tanks worse than a Nicole Kidman movie. Her music career is so last century. She had some turkey baster twins...so has everyone else. The only reason to keep watching her is for her inevitable karmic bitchslap.
Her PR person should be killed.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 2:04pm.
hahahha angel.....I don't think she has stubby legs.
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the southpark episode of her is funny as shit...
"oh, stan, why you don't love me no more?"
I LOVE Shakira, she's all-around awesome. JLo is gorgeous but I hate her bitchy ass. She's not funny bitchy, just plain ole entitled bitchy and that ain't cool.
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I wish Shakira would go back to the dark hair. She looked so beautiful back when she had it and now she just looks ok. I still love her though.
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JLO is very pretty, an ass who claims she is from the block and is the biggest diva ever, I still have not forgiven her for when she was with Combs, Diddy, whatever his name is and they bought her yappy dog a 15k FUR coat. Pretencious bitch. But I am with PSL, she is pretty and I have seen her ass in person this winter in PR, she is pretty. Her husband? Not so much, or at all.....____________________________________________
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parissucksliterally on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 2:07pm
Phew.
But then again, I think Jared Leto is hwat, so, I get it.
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Isn't that a blue version of the dress Miranda Priestly thought was ghastly in The Devil Wears Prada? Remember, when she's getting a sneak preview from that one designer? Anyone? No?
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xxyxz on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 2:07pm
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"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
I disagree about Paulina being the Aubrey of Latin America.... First of all paulina has been doing this since she was a little girl...She is talented..shes a little eccentric but she has record sales and sold out conerts to back her up aand Audrey is talent less and a famewhore who was made fanmous by reality TV
Just sayin :)
Oh and shakira is hot..I dunno about that dress though
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"Submitted by lara on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 1:58pm.
JLo at 40yo has better skin than Shakira. How does she do it? She is gorgeous and has amazing style."
Oh god. Seriously. She has the worst skin ever. And to top it all off, she's a giant slagathor!
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Love Anderson, HELL NO.
I can appreciate her beauty though. Shit, I even admit when Paris looks good to me.
I think J.Lo is despicable.
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we all love J-Lo
didn't you get the memo?
She's just a big fat phony. I'm sorry, she breaks up with her fiance (Ben) and 3 months later marries someone else? Smells of someone who is extremely fucked up. Your emotions don't recover that quickly.
PSL, are you a JLo-Loonie?
I mean that in the best way possible not all JJ type loonie, ya' know?
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
JHo's hair is shiteous.