Hot Slut Of The Week: Sergey Zverev

Birthday: 1963ish
Age: 45
Birth Name: I don't know!

Original Date of HS of the Day: January 14, 2009
Claim to Fame: Famous Russian hairdresser, make-up artist, pop star, sex symbol, ladyman, tranny lion..etc...etc.. A plastic surgeon's scalpel is also his best girlfriend.

Where is he now? Probably getting ass fucked with a tube of glitter lipgloss or getting his nostrils pinched for the ten millionth time.

Why is he HS of the Week? Because SerGAY really makes me want to quit this bitch, move to Russia and get a job gluing glitter on his no-no. And he should also get some recognition for his transformation from Beethoven look-alike to the pretty Russian lady that is eager to meet you (see your spam box for details). And if that hasn't sold you, just watch the video for his song "Dolce & Gabbana (aka the guido's anthem)."

Posted by: Michael K

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Hot Slut of the Week

Submitted by joan cusack on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 2:50pm.

He's 45? Grow the eff up!!

Submitted by iamalice on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 1:40pm.

Wow, he is so ugly, I can`t endure, but the more important thing for me to image is: He was told to date at a wealthy&celebrity romance site ^^^^^^^^^www millionaireloves com^^^^^^^^^, i don`t think he can flirt a nice woman there!

Submitted by annaru on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 6:40am.

Hehe, he's very famous in Russia (I think he's the only gay stylist guy that's been on almost every show-biz reality shows, and he's extremely funny...

Submitted by Nippy on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 4:38am.

Whoa. Here he is before and after he became plastic:

http://plasticsergeant.com/home/celebrity/nose-job/sergey-zverev

Submitted by yoyonancy on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 2:58am.

The hollywood palyboy was found to appear on a millionaire$celebrity dating club ***wealthymeetup. c om*** where hollywood star Chairle sheen found some dates with hot girls.

Submitted by Typhoid Mary on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 1:59am.

oh my goodness! Someone put up another standing corpse in thier living room! When will the madness end?

Try Typhoid Mary's delicious sugar cookies!

Submitted by lovehaight on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 1:29am.

i had no idea chace crawford was in zoolander...?

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your band sounds like someone choking on guitar hero.

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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 1:18am.

He looks like Shauna Sand's brother.

Same nosejob and sphincter lip action going on.
He might've been an attractive guy if he said no to the frivolous surgeries.

*Insert fancy signature here*

Submitted by Suki on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 12:14am.

does sirgay have his own page? i NEED to know...NEED!

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His Holiness MK, 9/03/08

Submitted by sammyking on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 11:59pm.

It is wrong for a man have a rich woman or a woman have a wealthy man?

It is an absolutely extramarital relationship. but more and more services come out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.

such as http://www.kisswealthy.com/

it's the biggest dating site for wealthy and suclessful people.

Submitted by z-listed on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 11:39pm.

I don't think I have seen anything so androgynously
pretty since Ziggy Stardust!

Submitted by jussayin on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 9:45pm.

he's so zoolanderish

and I also hear shades of SexyBack...very possible considering Timbaland's rep for "stealing" beats...

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Submitted by iamschell on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 9:38pm.

Anyone else think this song sounds like "Bringing Sexy Back" by Justin Timberlake?

Submitted by mckaret on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 9:30pm.

I hate when a dude is prettier than me! This biatch is hot!

Submitted by stake_spike on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 9:05pm.

No one mentioned that he looks like Jessica Biel in the above picture?!?! They could be twins.

Submitted by Hysteria on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 9:00pm.

somehow i would expect a russian hairdresser to look like this

Submitted by lonestartx on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 8:43pm.

Whoa...did I miss something...Is he both the male and female in these vids....wth?

Submitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 8:42pm.

I love me some trannies, but am a bit put off here. Not sure why?? maybe the bruised eyes??

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Submitted by gyeah on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 8:39pm.

It's maricon day at Dlisted!! Someone should cholatize her ass. Who is that master cholatizer?

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Submitted by Toonkinstein on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 8:32pm.

Me thinks M.K. enjoys this little ditty when he is glittering on his own no-no with a Bedazzler.

OMG!!! The visual...I need a stick to poke out my third eye!!!
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...i still have cramps...ooooowwwwwww.....

Submitted by Suki on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 7:54pm.

i heart sirgay very muchly

besides MK, he is the hot slut of my dreams xD

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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 6:34pm.

Um...my daughter just said she knows this song! WTH?

Also, we love it!

I don't know what he's saying but he seems to really like Dolce&Gabbana and Nutella.

♥ ThreadKilla!
DListed WEEK IN REVIEW! Now with beer goggles:)

Submitted by letinstar on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 6:26pm.

jeepers creepers...the lips, the nose...no words to describe...but the hair is fabulous...
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whoa...amber is the color of your energy...

Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 6:25pm.

Andrew Lloyd Webber.

Submitted by plain_sliced on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 5:55pm.

'babe' as in the pig from charolette's web? he looks like he's got some balls. wearing eye shadow like that and that tint in his hair says he's got big balls.

Submitted by nounorverb on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 5:55pm.

I may have seen this guy shopping at the Tesco in Prague a few years ago. If it wasn't him, it was his twin-- the guy was a very tall, over plastic surgery'd Russian with full make- up on. He was with what looked like a prostitute and was wearing a floor length fur coat. I will never forget it because I simply could not tear my eyes away-- he was the god of Tesco shopping for cosmetics...

Submitted by Nippy on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 5:53pm.

@zolpicrazed--Thanks for the correction. I thought Romanian was usually grouped in with Slavic languages/culture but you and Google have set me straight.

Hope I didn't unintentionally offend anyone (how, I don't know, but I'm apologizing in advance anyway).

I guess I can now more fully stand by my claim that this dude looks like a creepy Slavic version of Cojo.

Submitted by zolpicrazed on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 5:45pm.

"He really does look like a creepy Slavic Cojo. Wait, I think Cojo's family is Romanian. Never mind."

----Romanians aren't slavs. They are indo-european.
In other news, I am getting mysterious cravings for overpriced leather goods and arabic-inspired velvet throw pillows. With tassels. Lots, and lots of tassels.

Submitted by boobxqueen on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 5:43pm.

That freaky lookin bitch is all kinds of hot!
Looks like he loves to get his mouth fucked more than his butthole. & yeah he claims he's straight, that bitch ain't kidding me.

Submitted by cornpone on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 5:42pm.

debbie harry!

Submitted by doodlewhore on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 5:36pm.

He has Meg Ryan's old hairdo and Pete Burns' hemorrhoid lips. Hot!

Submitted by Deb on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 5:35pm.

Submitted by Nippy on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 4:54pm.

How about it, Nippy?
So over the top and so bad.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by suze on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 5:32pm.

WOW!

Just - Wow!

How does he get his hair so shiny?

I'd loveme some shiny assed hair.

Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.

Submitted by Nippy on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 5:31pm.

He really does look like a creepy Slavic Cojo. Wait, I think Cojo's family is Romanian. Never mind.

Submitted by Soy on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 5:26pm.

The makeup made him look like a gay Jack Sparrow.
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...

Submitted by Keane on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 3:41pm.

If only his mind was as quick as his reflexes, the world would be a much safer place.

Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 5:26pm.

I'm pretty sure that video gave me anal warts.

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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.

Submitted by Nippy on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 5:24pm.

Seriously, this guy makes Kim Vo look butch.--Deb

Oh God, you're right, Deb!

Submitted by Deb on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 5:22pm.

His make-up looks like shiners that are well deserved.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by Nanners on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 5:22pm.

I can't stand the perma-pout.

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Submitted by Bondagebarbie on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 5:18pm.

He is all kinds of fierce

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Submitted by Salem13 on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 5:17pm.

OMG his nose?! He looks like a who.

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Submitted by Deb on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 5:13pm.

*doing the cossack dance, arms crossed in front, kicking out legs from squat*

Seriously, this guy makes Kim Vo look butch. And that song is horrible.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by Zappy on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 5:06pm.

He looks like Brad Pitt as a girl.

When life hands you lemons, go in someone elses yard and pick their fruit.

Submitted by RecessVillain on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 5:04pm.

SerGAY is the love child of Amanda Lepore and Sophia Lemar.

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Submitted by Fronika on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 5:02pm.

I think he looks gorgeous. Look Madge, that's the way to do it.

"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin

Submitted by putsomestankonit on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 5:01pm.

I think he kind of looks like Zac Effron in this video.

Sergey, its okay to come out of the closet. You're not fooling anyone.

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Submitted by bighairynuts on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 5:00pm.

you know this ho dreams of having his rectum filled with dolce gabbanna gism--this bitch is a typical russian--either they are drunk on vodka or shaving their nuts and having their "girlfriends" strap on strap-ons and ramming their cracks till they bleed.

Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 5:00pm.

dear God he's straight? he makes me look like a truckstop deisel dyke.

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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.