Monday, January 19th 2009

Julia Roberts Doesn't Take Any Shit


Julia Roberts uses the fuck word! I have never been turned on by Julia, but when she curses out the paparazzi, my nips start lactating. I was expecting her to pull out a shank or whistle for her homies during this clip. The bitch is hardcore when it comes to defending her kids.

I wish I would have known about this yesterday. It would have come in handy when some dumb bitch whore was trying to cut in front of me in the supermarket checkout line. I would've pulled a Julia and shouted, "Fuck off! Aim higher! Get a life! Get away from me!"

And I think I love her even more because she goes to Islands. No wonder she was getting crazy. Those pappies were keeping her from enjoying a delicious Hawaiian burger!

VIA ONTD

Posted by: Michael K


I hate such paps

She is not so beautiful as before, maybe this is the reason why she posted a profile on ......celebmingle com......?
You know it is a website for wealthy dating.

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its bruce bitch...

Patti cake.. did you see the oprah where demi moore and dude wheres my car said that they talked obama into running for president??? I almost vomited on the t.v..

Submitted by Mel-Tang on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 5:25pm.
She is a grade A cuntbag whore.
I hope she drives off of a cliff. Soon
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Holy Shit! Do you like anyone?????!

Sorry, but you are a miserable fucker and I know that b/c I see the shit you dribble on other threads. Melon Balls you need to stop hangin' with the bitter Betty's of the world and find more positive influences in your life. That's my two cents and I'm sure you appreciate it :-)

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She is a grade A cuntbag whore.
I hope she drives off of a cliff. Soon.

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Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 8:50am.

And we hate fuck faces who call women fish. You came out of one, faux prissy motherfucker. Handle it. Women are goddesses and your ilk just play dress up and pretend to be.

Ps- maybe the pussies you have been around smell like fish b/c they don't wash.

Submitted by imk505 on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 1:25am.
Aim higher? That was rude. Her husband is a has been camera man and it's not like she has a degree in anything. Still, paps should leave them alone when they are with their kids.
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I think she meant "aim higher" as in : stop chasing women with children just to put them in a tabloid magazine!!! Being a camera man is one thing, being a professional photographer is another, BUT being a tabloid photographer is just scummy! It's the bottom of the barrel - and that was her point.

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Career is over cunt.

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We hate most fish. They are so icky, stinky, stupid, and just no fun at all.

Yuck.

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Thy need a long spoon to sup with the Devil.

Julia has made obscene amounts of money from doing comparatively very little work. She would not be where she is today had she not courted the media like the hookers that she so brilliantly portrays on the silver screen. The paparazzi are an essential cog in the foul machine that produces Hollywood workers like Julia Roberts.

A little foresight would work wonders. In the short term, I'm sure that it would be incalculably seductive to have harems of men chasing you down the street, screaming for your attention and then have glamorous pictures of yourself published across the world. Making millions must just have been a bonus.

Julia would have been wise to learn from Ulysses before she willingly threw herself in front of a flashbulb - the modern day Siren song.

Nobody stumbles across fame, just as Ulysses didn't stumble upon Sirenum scopuli. The difference between fame-whores and Ulysses though, is that Ulysses recognised that the Siren song would be his downfall. He had the foresight to predict the price he would pay upon hearing the Siren's song. Ulysses weight the consequences of his ambition against the rewards and set sail regardless. Celebrities on the other hand, think that they can bask in the Siren's glory with no consequences.

Fame, like the Siren's song, is at once appealing and horrific. If you do not want people to harass you down the street, then don't chase fame. There will be others who will gladly take the life that comes with film-stardom, just as there are those who will gladly accept insanity in return for an audience with the Sirens.

What do these people want exactly? At best, the paparazzi could be considered as an occupational hazard. I might concede this point, but only if Hollywood is willing to enter into a union whereby their salary is carefully regulated and their names are not permitted to be shown on any trailers or credits. Hollywood will become a faceless society, and fame will cease to exist. Actors will not be shown on screen - only their silhouettes. Voices will be distorted so as to avoid any recognition or unwanted attention. They will not be allowed to chose their roles, nor will they be able to sleep with the camera crews. These decisions will be made by the State, and all actors will be accompanied by a worker of the State.

She's so lucky
She's a star

B. Spears

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Notice how julia gets brave ONLY with her bodyguard present, like all 'brave' fish.

Also, we have it on excellent authority that before stardom Julia's preference was strictly hair-pie.

Why did Julia switch?

$$$$$$?

Discuss!

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Submitted by vivienne on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 8:56pm.

Oh, and what is this thing with the 'A low Vera?'
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the worst anti-Vera shirt IMO was the one, pre-divorce, that Julia wore saying, "Let him go."

Uber-gross. I wrote her off then. Karma...

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Aim higher? That was rude. Her husband is a has been camera man and it's not like she has a degree in anything. Still, paps should leave them alone when they are with their kids.

Celebs want fame but, they can't handle every thing that comes with it. Be careful what you wish for. When they start out they want their photo taken once they get famous the monster that they fed gets out of control.

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It is wrong for a man have a rich woman or a woman have a wealthy man?

It is an absolutely extramarital relationship. but more and more services come out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.

such as http://www.kisswealthy.com/

it's the biggest dating site for wealthy and suclessful people.

Rag magazines pay mega bucks for photos of celebrities. The free-lance photographers will do anything as a result. This includes reckless behavior.
The most extreme example is Princess Diana. From Wiki:
"A jury decided on 7 April 2008 that Diana had been unlawfully killed by the grossly negligent driving of chauffeur Henri Paul and paparazzi photographers."[6]
Were there any photographers, including one who continued to take pictures, while she was in the vehicle, dying, that was charged?

I have a great idea! A series on TV, that shows the opposite end, of how bad paps behave. Videotape them. Titled: "Nightmare Stalking Paps". Turn the tables.
There really is a limit, to bad behavior. Inappropriate aggressiveness needs to be restricted.

Isnt she supposed to be so green and eco and shit?
Thats not a very green car shes driving!
Ive always thought shes so phoney......

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There is a talk show guy on the radio in LA that always says..dont drive angry!!!!

xoxox

The war isn't working.

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Submitted by vivienne on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 9:48pm.
Btw, Julia has always had anger problems. A year or two back there was a video on TMZ of her chasing down the paps in her car, with her kids in the back seat. How was she protecting them?
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Appoarently I am not the only one who caught that-- that was my point exactly in the last post.
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Submitted by nocgirl on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 10:32pm.
A woman I work with is married into the Moder family somewhere. She was at Danny and Julia's wedding. Julia tries to come across as so sweet and down to earth but she was really distant and kept to herself and her and Danny disappeared for 24 hours after the wedding didn't even greet the guests until the next day. She really is not very friendly or personable and at family gatherings either and you can hardly even have a conversation with her without talking about herself. The few times this woman has met Julia she can honestly say she is really not the nice, bubbly woman she is portrayed out to be.
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I thought it was pretty telling that there were no bridesmaids, groomsmen, not a single other member in their wedding party. Please don't tell me it was because they were trying to keep it secret; if either of them had a real friend in the world they wouldn't have to worry about them spilling the beans.

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Hekki...you are so right... about the jet fuel and the brown paper towel bull shit

xoxox

The war isn't working.

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HAHAHA can u spare a square???
U guys are so funny...more laterr...bitch like me has to sleeep and work on Obamarama day!
cya manana... and I HAVE NO IDEA what that vaginal passageway thing meant... what the hell!!!!!

xoxox

The war isn't working.

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Submitted by K2 on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 10:03pm.

I can't explain it anymore than I already did. If you have kids, you get it. It's apparent that she's fed up with being chased around while her children are with her (which was the case in this incident). But how do you know she had her children in the car in 11/07? She probably didn't, as I'm sure she wouldn't leave them unattended to go yell at the psycho papz. This time she had another woman with her helping her with the children (watch the video).
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I know she had them with her because in the video I originally watched she is screaming that she has her kids with her, and you can clearly see them in the backseat in one shot. BTW, I do have kids, so I do understand the need to protect them; which is exactly why I would never weave in and out of traffic, endangering my own and other people's children just so I could vent my frustration on a photographer.

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I'm not a fan--but she was not in the process of attention whoring so I will give her a pass on this one.

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Submitted by Phoebe: "I can't stand her because she's one of the hypocritical ones who builds an environmental house in Malibu, tells us what soap and diapers we should use, then takes a private jet to Hawaii for her family."

Yep.

I think the only celeb who practices what they preach is Ed Begley Jr.

A woman I work with is married into the Moder family somewhere. She was at Danny and Julia's wedding. Julia tries to come across as so sweet and down to earth but she was really distant and kept to herself and her and Danny disappeared for 24 hours after the wedding didn't even greet the guests until the next day. She really is not very friendly or personable and at family gatherings either and you can hardly even have a conversation with her without talking about herself. The few times this woman has met Julia she can honestly say she is really not the nice, bubbly woman she is portrayed out to be.

I think she is a great actress but she stole someone else's husband and that is just shitty.

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This pussy pap has an interesting YouTube collection. His latest clip is a five minute video of two of the Jonas Brothers going through security check point at an airport (I'm surprised airport security would allow continuous filming of this, in Customs he'd be in hot water for pulling out a camera. It's very forbidden as a guy in front of me once found out when he took a flash photo and the Customs officers ran over like he was Bin Laden). Best part is people asking the pap about the Jonas Brothers "Who are they??!"

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My no-no hole tingles when movie stars get angry like this. Of course it counterproductive for them because it just makes the clip worth more!

I get that, but if you follow the link I posted earlier, it was of a very similar meltdown that she had in 11/07. In that case, she chases the paps down in her car (with her children in it) and endangers many other people on the road just so she can stop the pap and yell at him. How exactly was she protecting her and other people's children then? I think she is just fake bitch who has severe anger issues and raging egomania.

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I can't explain it anymore than I already did. If you have kids, you get it. It's apparent that she's fed up with being chased around while her children are with her (which was the case in this incident). But how do you know she had her children in the car in 11/07? She probably didn't, as I'm sure she wouldn't leave them unattended to go yell at the psycho papz. This time she had another woman with her helping her with the children (watch the video).

Sorry but I give Julia credit. She's not out there trying to get the attention. She's not walking her children through the streets of New Orleans and asking people not to bother her. Instead she's getting pissed off that she's being followed in her car and is NOT doing anything to warrant the attention to her kids. Point blank - the papz are f*cking annoying and she's calling them out on it. GOOD FOR HER.

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Submitted by Deb on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 6:57pm.

Maybe Julia's pissed off because it's day 13 of her "every two weeks" shampoo regimen.
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Ha! But why does it seem like it's ALWAYS day 13? Maybe THAT's why she's so mad - they figured out her schedule;p

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Wow, that was low. I mean, it wasn't enough she was sleeping with the woman's husband but she had to continue to humiliate her by doing something like that. Also, I don't think he had any children with his ex-wife. But, I do think she has a son now with some other guy. IDK, I could be wrong. Btw, Julia has always had anger problems. A year or two back there was a video on TMZ of her chasing down the paps in her car, with her kids in the back seat. How was she protecting them?
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Duh. I didn't realize that my comment was so similar to the title of the post. Scratch that. Redundancy bothers me more than anything. Self-loathing commences in 3..2..1.

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HA! I love Jules. She don't take crap from nobody! Watch yoself!

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Submitted by K2 on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 9:20pm.
Submitted by Candy on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 9:07pm.
Yeah everytime I see her I remember that 'A Low Vera' shirt. She didn't mind the paps 'bothering' her then
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In all fairness, she didn't have children back then. I'm not gonna get into the entire "Vera" conversation ( I don't condone cheating). But this rant of hers was in defense of her children.
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I get that, but if you follow the link I posted earlier, it was of a very similar meltdown that she had in 11/07. In that case, she chases the paps down in her car (with her children in it) and endangers many other people on the road just so she can stop the pap and yell at him. How exactly was she protecting her and other people's children then? I think she is just fake bitch who has severe anger issues and raging egomania.

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I can't stand her because she's one of the hypocritical ones who builds an environmental house in Malibu, tells us what soap and diapers we should use, then takes a private jet to Hawaii for her family.

Submitted by Candy on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 9:07pm.
Yeah everytime I see her I remember that 'A Low Vera' shirt. She didn't mind the paps 'bothering' her then
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In all fairness, she didn't have children back then. I'm not gonna get into the entire "Vera" conversation ( I don't condone cheating). But this rant of hers was in defense of her children. It's quite obvious she had them in the car with her. Who the fuck wants to be chased around town with their toddlers in the backseat? She certainly wasn't giving the papz grief while she was walking her dogs the other day - but again, her kids weren't with her. Put it in perspective. A mother will protect her children at all cost - even if it means looking like a foul mouthed loon.

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no one should be harassed or stalked by anyone else. whether or not they are famous is irrelevant.

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Yeah everytime I see her I remember that 'A Low Vera' shirt. She didn't mind the paps 'bothering' her then.
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Submitted by vivienne on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 8:56pm.

Oh, and what is this thing with the 'A low Vera?' I keep hearing people saying this when talking about Julia but what does it mean about his ex-wife?
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Vera Moder was Danny Moder's wife before Julia. When she broke up their marriage Julia then decided to rub salt into the wound by trashing Vera publicly-- most famously by wearing a T-shirt that said "A Low Vera" which was a play on words for Aloe Vera, and meant to imply that Vera was playing dirty in the divorce.

Yeah-- no one said she was a wordsmith; just a bitch.

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Tigerlilly:

You're welcome skank ho! @:)

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She's a homewrecking whore, and I can't wait until Danny Moder leaves her just like he left his wife Vera and their 3 kids.

LONG LIVE VERA!

I love a chic with a set of balls and a foul mouth! I'd tell them to fuck off too if I they were stalking me all day and following my every move. She has children in the car. These scumbags DO need to back off. She is pretty low key but she can't stand being cornered. That's when she lashes out. KUDOS to her. I like the fact that she doesn't play into whoring out her children to stay relevant like Mr. Pitt and attention seeking Jolie!

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Submitted by mckaret on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 8:57pm.
Tigerlilly, like MK, you make my ass laugh! Oh, you're awesome!!
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When Julia was dating her husband (then boyfriend, who was married to a woman named "Vera") she was photographed with a shirt that said A Low Vera or something like that which was her two cents about her boyfriend's wife. Which quite frankly, pissed my ass off because who the F is she to say anything about anybody's wife? Anyways, that's the story as I know it.

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Tigerlilly, like MK, you make my ass laugh! Oh, you're awesome!!

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@Clarisse I am with you on Christian Bale daughter. She is too cute in that leather jacket and she has this 'fuck off' look on her face. Priceless.

Oh, and what is this thing with the 'A low Vera?' I keep hearing people saying this when talking about Julia but what does it mean about his ex-wife?

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 8:27pm.
Tiger, Demi has had many miscarriages with Ashton. She has tried with her money and power to take her brother's kids away from their mothers, she is a complete control freak. Seriously, evil control freak.
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Why the fuck does she want her brother's kids? She has her own, and isn't this whore realistically too old to really conceive, even unnatrually? I mean, hang it up, whore. With or without a kid, your ass is toast in Ashton's book once your vain ass hits menopause. Sure, you can win a lot of battles in the aging process, but yo' ass ain't winning the war, 'specially after menopause! Unless Ashton has a memaw fetish, that loser is gonna chase some young, hot tail, once Demi's war with Mother Nature and Father Time ends in defeat....
Ugh. I know a whore who knows a whore who was shooting a movie with her. I don't have any dirt, but the whore asked Demi in a very nice way, "Why is your skin so gorgeous, what do you do?" And Demi told the whore, "Oh, don't be silly, you're skin is gorgeous too..." Dumb whore. Like we don't know it's good surgery and the like....

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I totally agree, when it comes to a star that has kids, the kids didn't ask to be in the spotlight so F the paps when it comes to their kids. I don't blame her!

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Yes I'm late rolling up in this bitch with my two cents. But I can't stand the Joker's Bastard Baby. That would be Julia Roberts.

Fuck her and self centered sense of entitlement not to be followed. I wish they wouldn't follow her so she could sink into the pits of hell where she belongs. If no one sees her, she doesn't exist. Good riddance
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Looks like the same Lexus SUV that she parked in handicapped parking in Malibu some time ago. She needs to get that thing registered in CA and pay some CA registration fees and insurance premiums.

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Submitted by Deb on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 4:37pm.
Good for her! I don't blame her a bit. I recognize the pap's voice. He's from X17 and used to be on Britney detail.
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