The Dumbasses Of Sundance
Who let the barnyard door open?! I thought Sundance was supposed to be about movies and shit. Not about these pieces of trash polluting the scenery with their fugness. And what the hell are these fools wearing? Did they get dressed on the short bus? Think of all the poor animals and spools of polyester that died for this shit.
That's not fringe on Linda Hogan's purse and her creepy mantoy's jacket. Their jackets and her purse are crying leather tears because they've been forced to be worn by these tools. I'm surprised a bulldozer didn't come through and knock them down thinking they were a disaster zone. They really do look like mother and son. I bet Linda dresses him in diapers and shaves his dick bush.
Speaking of dick bushes, Nick Hogan is making KFed and Vanilla Ice look hardcore. Where is a fucking Crip when you need em?
Lastly, Wonky McValtrex looks like she sits at the round table and spends hours trying to put the little straw in her juicebox. Those floppy ears on her head probably match the floppy rotten salmon curtains on her crotch.
Sundance has seriously gone to the fucktards.
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i love her outfit!
she looks so adorable! i ♥ her furry vase jacket. And her bunny hat is adorable!! i love her smile and wave at the last picture she looks adorable!!!!
She knows how to dress the winter!!
#1 on winter fashion!!!!!
my 3 yr old wears that hat better than pussyface whoreton does
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
Not young enough for you, Linda. Why not break into an IVF clinic and rifle through the Petri dishes?
Who let the barnyard door open?! - MK
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Goodness! LOL
"Feels so good to be a Crooklyn Dodger uh-huh what happened to Re-Run & Roger..."
Obviously, Paris is gunning for the part of Rita in the Arrested Development movie.
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These fuckwits are so literal...Because they are in Colorado they have to dress all Wild West, because it snows there Paris has to be a snow "bunny"...I bet they thought they were being so clever...WTF? Gag me!!!!!!!!
They should have some kind of border control during the festival & only let in A-list film people & residents.
Our resident prude has done it again! From CDAN:
Oh yes he did. Chris DeWolfe, who is not a horrible looking guy and Paris hooked up at a club while they were both at Sundance together. When I say hooked up I don't mean they shook hands and exchanged pleasantries. I mean they groped and fondled each other and made out both vertically in a corner and then horizontally on a table in full view of everyone. After the the table incident I guess they decided to go wherever two people go in that situation. I doubt it was to Denny's. All I hope is that billions of dollars can buy you the very best in protection if you know what I mean.
The sad part is that when news outlets began picking up on this story, and calling MySpace for a comment, even the spokesperson there couldn't really hide their disgust.
“This is what happens when altitude affects your brain. ... They’re just having fun.”
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"I love Angelina Jolie. She's strong but gorgeous and uses her fame for good to make a big difference in the world. That's a great quality. I'd have a lot in common with her."
-Paris Hilton
AND Nick...who the fuck does he think he is?! Sundance HAS jumped the shark. Who takes that shit seriously nowadays anyhow...!?
STFU!!!
hahahaha Paris has no ass at all
Wasn't there someone yesterday that said all the "A-list" where at sundance? LOL, yeah real a-listers alright.
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When did rounding up people you don't like in your counrty and putting them in camps get a bad name? Mr. Stephen T. Colbert
Sundance Film Festival has officially jumped the shark.
uh-oh, ummm, I thought if you were on probation you could not leave the state...I hope to God that dumb ass Nick Hogan's probation officer sees this. I despise everyone in these pictures, but really cannot stand Nick...that right there is a blatant probation violation....(don't ask me how I know!)...hope they all have an avalanche and we never see these dumb skanks (males included) again! Were IS a crip when you need them???? Do them all in at once...
Linda's boots look all old and busted, much like her crater faced boyfriend...geeze. And Paris resembles Ralphie from A Christmas Story. Nick Hogan should still be rotting in jail.
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good point about that worthless moron nick bollea being on probation. we have people in florida, right? email them and get them to drag his ass back to jail.
the girl pictured with him... are we sure she's not his "assistant"?
The Hogans are all butt nasty but even tough I hate Paris I would wear her outfit..I actually just bought a bunny hat but mine is more fluffy!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
These fools all need to be shot! Shot on sight!
i am so still laughing about, "Where is a fucking Crip when you need em?"
seriously, is he trying to show the world, how hard he is now that he is out of the poky?
at 1st glance i thought he was justin timberdouche.
sundance it so played. it is way beyond mainstream when you have little bopeep, and the trailer trash there.
...be great or be nothing...
Sundance has seriously gone to the fucktards
Nuff said
~SAS
Wonky makes me so mad. She looks utterly and unforgivably STUPID. She needs to be stepped on and put out like a cigarette already.
STFU!!!
Parasite painting will be like Farrah Fawcett painting, only with a lot more ass marks.
LMAO @ abbylori ... you're dead on. Paris is a MRF for sure.
girl cheese, evidently she is a painter too! She may have an exhibition next year!
Now that she’s conquered the world of reality TV, what’s next? “I have a room in my house where I paint,” Paris says. “I’ve been offered an exhibition, which I might do next year.”
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"I love Angelina Jolie. She's strong but gorgeous and uses her fame for good to make a big difference in the world. That's a great quality. I'd have a lot in common with her."
-Paris Hilton
Poor Robert Redford. He started Sundance for smart people & look what happened. We know Parasite doesn't watch arthouse movies. She can't understand them! Same with these other douchebags.
"Their jackets and her purse are crying leather tears because they've been forced to be worn by these tools."
I am crying tears of laughter. Thank you MK, for saying all this. I hate these douches that corrupt all things beautiful.
"Our business in life is not to succeed but to continue to fail in good spirits" RL Stevenson
I hope that Hogan boy's probation officer sees this and remands his ass.
It's really too bad Linda Hogan and Paris Hilton werent the other passengers in Nick Hogan's car crash.
And it looks like the inmates gave Nick some tips on how to dress.
I love how these assholes are all bundled up like they're up here in Canada. They're all in huge boots with no snow on the ground.
Paris makes me want to vomit but the fucking Hogan family makes my blood BOIL! I HATE that family of douches.
Woah, that's a lot of douches for a day. The Hogans are douches by definition. Unedumacated white trash too. Parisite is just being Parisite, a dumbass by definition too. I give her a small credit, I'll sew a nice bunny hat for my niece. It's really pretty for a cute TOT.
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Submitted by Zappy on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 11:40am.
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hee hee, ty
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
WHY am' I not surprise by who the Hogan boy is with..., don't walk the walk, unless you talk the talk, if your dress like a "WIGGER", AKA black!DOnt be out with some blond bimbowhen you dress like this. on top of it wearing gang shi* blood colors, i hate asshats that do this shi* when they kno that they really f*up scum, Dont come out at Sundance on top of it with some preppy loser hanger on slag! Dude is a bad joke, dont dress it unless you do it!
KD, hell no! it is 13 different men and women!
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"I love Angelina Jolie. She's strong but gorgeous and uses her fame for good to make a big difference in the world. That's a great quality. I'd have a lot in common with her."
-Paris Hilton
Speaking of dick bushes, Nick Hogan is making KFed and Vanilla Ice look hardcore. Where is a fucking Crip when you need em? --MK
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I seriously chuckled at this.
ITA with the whores who mentioned Nick and his crash victim, I wonder what Graziano's family thinks when they see pictures of Nick partying at Sundance. Insensitive douchebag.
As for the other dumb whore, is she going to be 40 years old and still dressed perpetually in pink and talking in that fucking annoying baby voice? Grow the hell up, whore! I remember her saying about Zeta Graff at her depo for the defamation suit that Zeta was "old" (she was around 30?) and shouldn't be at clubs with young people. Bitch, you're almost there, so go the hell away.
I bet Linda dresses him in diapers and shaves his dick bush.
Speaking of dick bushes, Nick Hogan is making KFed and Vanilla Ice look hardcore. Where is a fucking Crip when you need em?
Those floppy ears on her head probably match the floppy rotten salmon curtains on her crotch.
LMAO GO MK, GO!!
omg - still wiping tears away
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
PSL- 13? Are they all the same guy?
LMAO @ Suki
That was so eloquently phrased! Lmao here.
Submitted by vanyvrgs on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 11:30am.
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 11:01am.
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amen to that...sometimes i wonder if all this school is worth is when i can just eat heroin, fuck everything that moves while videotaping it all the while having no discernible talent or braincells...and for the record i still hate paris hilton more than blohard
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 11:01am.
Explain this to me: why does a guy who basically killed another person out of self-centerdness, a bimbo who taped one of her many fuck sessions, and a child molesting, botoxed wife of a drug-addicted wrestler, get to go to a wonderful film festival in Colorado, while i sit my ass at home figuring out how i'm gonna get enough money to get two molars crowned.
Where is the justice in this world?
I wish I could explain it. You are also right about Nick's probation, he was to be in probation for 5 years... I guess you can leave the state for parties. I know it is not parole, but hell...
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I would have promptly Lysolled the phone after speaking (or computer after emailing).
LMAO @ Sensi
I agree 150% and more. Sometimes people will wear things just because it's a trend even it if looks like hell. When did cameltoe come into fashion? GAG
@ grapedrinkbaby
That's the shit baby. Frustrating as hell when these celebufarts have every resource available to them to make life better and some of them make themselves cheaper, skankier and without conscience or moral responsibility (not all) yet some people idolize them blindly.
I hope you get the money you need kiddo.
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13 tapes? WTF, PSL!
I hope Paris dies. For serious.
Now I have to run because all you hot whores made me late to work by sucking me into your witty commentary. Too bad my job isn't to parade my fishflaps around events in oversized underoos.
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One, two Brit Brit's coming for you
three, four lock your chillun's doors
five, six she needs her Cheetos fix
seven, eight she dropped her Frap bloat weight
nine, ten her weave looks beat again
1) Locals all hate Sundance. Half of the store owners close up shop and go on vacation.
2) This get-up Paris is wearing must be something she picked up when she was in Japan. I was at the Grand Canyon this weekend, and 3 out of 4 Asian girls were wearing similar outfits.
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KD, I know of 13 tapes. Yes, THIRTEEN. Bitch can't take a shit without filming it.
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"I love Angelina Jolie. She's strong but gorgeous and uses her fame for good to make a big difference in the world. That's a great quality. I'd have a lot in common with her."
-Paris Hilton
Wonky is copying from the master of self-promotion, AngieHo. Angelina is the one that first made America roll their eyes by saying she had only fucked the men she married. Then Wonky takes a page and claims she has only had sex with two guys or something and that she "just kisses". Well we all know that the number of men she's been with is probably mind blowing and at least in the upper 3 digits.
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One, two Brit Brit's coming for you
three, four lock your chillun's doors
five, six she needs her Cheetos fix
seven, eight she dropped her Frap bloat weight
nine, ten her weave looks beat again
Submitted by Deb on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 10:54am.
Is it wrong of me to wish for a giant avalanche to come through and clean out the trash?
No Deb, not at all. But first you must bless it, as in 'Bless their hearts, I hope they choke on a fucking turkey bone' or something like that.
Blessings first.
Organizers have repurposed Sundance so that, next year, it will be known as Sunlampboogie.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 10:29am.
Paris ruins everything.
Oh, BTW, there may be yet another sex tape of hers coming out.....where are her defenders? I need a good laugh this morning.....
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Oh, so another tape of her and one of the three people she's slept with? LOL! Pfft, only 3 people, yeah right! If that is true then if a third tape comes out, I will start to wonder why she feels she has to document it.
Sundance is so embarrassing now.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 11:00am.
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Paris doesn't bother me as much as Linda Hogan. The only serious roles that she's had are the ones that were liposuctioned from her body.
Submitted by Sensimina on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 10:58am.
To whomever was talking about the leggings as pants shit, you're right. People need to fucking stop with that. I've seen cameltoe, ass, and vagina in public because of those fucking things. You may think it looks hot when you wear a torn Whitesnake t-shirt with stockings, but you look like a desperate idiot that can't even understand a retarded trend.
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Hahahahahahaha ....I think I may love you Sensimina for that Whitesnake t-shirt reference.
Explain this to me: why does a guy who basically killed another person out of self-centerdness, a bimbo who taped one of her many fuck sessions, and a child molesting, botoxed wife of a drug-addicted wrestler, get to go to a wonderful film festival in Colorado, while i sit my ass at home figuring out how i'm gonna get enough money to get two molars crowned.
Where is the justice in this world?