Tuesday, January 20th 2009
Paul Walker Does Nothing For Me....
When I first saw these pictures of Paul Walker topless in Hawaii, I expected my no-no to howl in delight. But it didn't do shit. It didn't pucker. It didn't twitch. It didn't even wink. It was asleep. I even had to tap at it to make sure it was still alive. It wouldn't budge. Yeah, I don't understand. The pube bush on his face doesn't turn me off. It's not that. Maybe I've officially lost feeling down there? I guess it's time for electroshock therapy in the ass.
That said, I'd still try to punch my glitter star into action so that I could hit Paul's piece.
And somebody tell Paul's girlfriend that no matter how far she sticks out her chest (see thumbnail #4), she's still not going to look like she has chichis.
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oh and hes not married.
*CourtXO*
1) Paul Walker is a god.
2) I heard the weight loss IS for a movie.
3) Lots of people make out on the beach, not that big of a deal.
4) He can act. See Running Scared.
5) FAST AND THE FURIOUS is a good movie, shut it.
6) She is not a movie star cause he doesnt like dating them so she prob doesnt have the money to be "fake" looking. Leave her alone. Geeeesh.
*CourtXO*
Hunny - get a picture of my ribs, wouldya?
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I think that's his wife. I could swear I read that he was married.
homeboy is hot, its the facial hair that makes ug. but he is miss america compared to that fugly bitch he is with. i thought he had taste.
the nasty fur on his face erases what ever hot there used to be...gf is no prize either...
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whoa...amber is the color of your energy...
How come everytime a celebrity is with their gf/bf on the beach they are ALWAYS all over each other full on making out in the water.
Who really does that?????????????
Are these all staged pics or do they really have that much passion every time they are near an ocean?
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looks like mr and mrs average to me
Is that Paulie's bush we are seeing #8 thumbnail...lol
I guess hot doesn't attract hot in all cases,
because old girl isn't cute at all.
I can't believe that they made another Fast & The Furious Movie. He is still cute though!
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I guess all of these Hollyweirdo's are into fucking skeletons. Isn't there a clinical name for that sickness?
"If I wasnt terrified of jail I wouldve pushed her ass down on the ground and cut her long, flowing Starbucks-then-treadmill ponytail right off her damn head!"--chefcammi
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Yeah, I know she's a bit skinny on top, but she still has what look like love handles on her bottom half of her torso. Unless this is what pear shaped women look like when they become anorexic? I just thought anorexics look like Nicole Ritchie, and she's not exactly in that territory.
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silly me
I didnt even notice a girl in the pictures til I saw the comments.
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Yeah, I know she's a bit skinny on top, but she still has what look like love handles on her bottom half of her torso. Unless this is what pear shaped women look like when they become anorexic? I just thought anorexics look like Nicole Ritchie, and she's not exactly in that territory.
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 3:16pm.
ha ha ha, thanks, Paul Walker brings out the Sir Walter Raleigh and I gets all poetical and shit
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He is a good looking guy, but lacking sex appeal for some reason which is probably why his chick is bland & kind of homely. Her bikini is horrible & ill fitted & why in the hell is she posing like that?? Showing off the visible ribcage? And she isnt homely because she has itty bitty boobs (big deal, she has small tits) its her face.
His beach date is hot. You don't need giant cans to be attractive.
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It's bad if your no no won't shit....
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It's been too long...we miss you.
FASHION POLICE.... SHE NEEDS TO BE WEARING THE PINK ON THE TOP AND BLACK ON THE BOTTOM TO TAKE AWAY FROM HER HIPS. EITHER WAY THE MIX MATCH THING ON HER AINT ALL THAT CUTE.SHE SHOULD BE WEARING A ROBE AND A MASK.LMAO.
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I love me some Pwaul Walker...drool. But yeah, he's not looking like his normal hot self here. WTF?!?! I hope this isn't for a movie because I only see his movies so I can drool!
The girl is just all sorts of wrong...bikini doesn't fit well and her body is only so so. And dang she looks young. Paul deserves much better.
He's no big deal, but I'd still rim his ass.
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Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Tue,
" the fewer bitches that wanna gobble his junk, the better my chances "
*waves*
Hey, MC, you got a way with words.
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I think I've already been appraised for a couple of hundred pesos, a lame goat and an elderly monkey with a farting problem.--MK
My cha-cha didn't even blip. WTF, Paul? Where's your blond hair? Why is there a ferret curled around your mouth? Goddamn it, you can't act, so the least you can do for me is look pretty on command. Mofo.
That said, I'd still ride it until it eroded.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass." ~ Cordelia Chase
Wait... that's not an anorexic stick? So "real women" have ribs you can count, A cups, and their thighs are barely wider than their calves? Oh it all makes sense now. That's not exactly curvy. It's more like an anorexic stick with some hips instead of fake boobs glued to it. Nice abs though. Seriously.
Why is he dating a girl that so obviously
has never even gotten her first period?
Paul...Fug Happens.
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It's not that the girlfriend is completely flat like a child--she has small breasts like Kate Hudson (thumbnail #5), it's just that she's wearing the ugliest bikini I've ever seen. Flattens her out, and the bottoms are just criminally nasty.
His gf looks to be all of 12yrs old.
PW is the hotness and I nearly pissed myself when I saw the trailer for the new Fast and the Furious, so whatevs, the fewer bitches that wanna gobble his junk, the better my chances
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When the Power of Love overcomes the Love of Power, The World will know Peace.
Yeah, and I didn't even know he was alive til this post. Where has been since like 2004?
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
He's so hot.
His girlfriend not so much
He's a horrible actor, but he's hot...so I would hit that.
His girlfriend looks like fug(lier) version on Hayden Panatroll.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
Paul is my favorite hottie! Where has he been the past 2yrs though? I guess his girlfriend's body seems weird because we are so used to seeing fake boobs attached to sticks, and anorexic boy bodies, we've forgotten what a real female looks like!
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He's cute but looks like he kisses like a fish all slobbery and spit strings and stuff and he prolly has tunafish breath.
Does NOTHING for me either. He's so freaking straight and played out. My penis "recoils" when I look at him.
The last pic shows some potential also....
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his girlfriends body is weird..like her torso, hips and legs dont match.
You're right. I didn't notice that the first time. #9 is showing a bit of boneage.
I meant FOR me. TO me is only in my dreams.
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Say hello to yo mutha for me.
Well, Paul Walker does more to me than anyone here would care to know about.
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well if y'all dont want it, pass it to me.
Pics 9 and 13 make me think he has plenty to make the no no quiver.
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Apparently its sexy to pose while pretending you have george washingtong hair in the water...
anyone?
he looks okay i guess
i thought he was gay...
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He's sort of meh here (but I do see the potential for hotness). And the girl he's with has ZERO chichis and is flatter than a pancake with ribs. How sad indeed.
STFU!!!
Like Skeet Ulrich I thought he would be some Hollywood It boy for longer.. but I like some of the movies Walker has chosen. Like that movie with the dogs/ 8 Below or something.. cried like a fucking baby. He rescues his dogs left behind and it was the sweetest damned movie. I still love it. So yeah.. at least he isn;t in the news for DUIs and other shit. He's not all bad. he might be too pretty to get the grittier serious roles though.
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I've always thought he was hot.
In that crapfest 'She's all that' I wanted the girl to go with Paul, cuz he's hotter than Freddie Prinze Jr. in my book. Yum
His chick is NOT all that
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entirely too bumpy for my taste.
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i dunno, it sells itself
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 2:02pm.
what's up with his chest? goose pimples?
PP I was going to say the same thing about her mcribs
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No kidding...McDonalds has a new item on the menu.
Maybe he's with her because he feels sorry for her...hehe
yes loozer, I decided that's what's missing...
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"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
The gf has some child-bearin' hips.
Paul Baby needs to hit the Clairol. It his blonde locks that make him hot.
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