Wednesday, January 21st 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For January 20th!
"Fetal Weapon" starring Mel Gibson and Sugartits. - El Bastardo
Runners-up:
Times like this makes me wish that they were both shooting Blanks. - geminiryder
Her stretch marks are the baby writing "call CPS now!" - christine the hoff
"Fuck off Jolie, this is one baby you'll never get!!" - Provolone
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Jazzfish- still laughing at yours!! :)
Thanks everypeople, great laugh!!
CTH, Gemini and Prov, pleasure to share the podium with you funny clowns!! :)
Congrats to all the winners!
"Fetal Weapon"-El Bastardo you're KILLING me!!
Congrats to all you funny skankaloonies!
CTH yours made be seriously LOL!
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Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 11:20am.
WTG, ElB..As always, funnier than shit..and let's face it, shit is usually funny! Congrats to CTH♥! *Woot* Gemini, funny hooker and *golf claps* for Provolone!
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I'ma just copy this:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
DListed WEEK IN REVIEW! Now with beer goggles:)
kdraco
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*waving to Migraine* Hi mama!! :)
You funny horz!!!! Loved them all.
holy shit: some funny stuff u guys! lmao congrats specially to ELB, Christine the Hoff, Provole and the hot slut!
WTG, ElB..As always, funnier than shit..and let's face it, shit is usually funny! Congrats to CTH♥! *Woot* Gemini, funny hooker and *golf claps* for Provolone!
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"I'll get handcuffed for you and gladly spend a night or two in the clink." ~MK
WTG winners!! Especially the hot asses ElB♥♥ and CTH♥♥. All effin hilarious!!
MK, Dlisters, NoAnjl wherever you are♥♥♥
Congrats ElB, you are one of the funniest fuckers alive!!! I <3 you!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
I wanted to try a caption for this one but everytime i looked at it my mind went blank. lol.
too funny. my goodness the funniest caption of the year. And kudos to the winners. Funny stuff.
WTG winners! Very funny captions, y'all!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Congrats to the lot of ya!!
christine the hoff.... Woo Hoo! xo
fuckin Provolone, he's like the one I love to hate, ha ha at least you are funny Provy! I loved all of them
CTH mah gurl! LMAO
ELBBBBBBBBBBBB does it again!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
Congratulation ElB! Funny one.
Congrats to the runner-ups - all very funny.
congrats to my funny fellow wierners!!!
typo, i'm keeping it.
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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.
congrats to everyone, especially me. a lethal weapon one popped in my head but i couldn't piece it together well, good job elb
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
ElB, congratulations hilarious man! Congrats to CTH ♥, geminiryder, and Provolone.
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Youthless
Congrats to the funniest bugger on this site, ElB (besides MK)!!
WTG CTH(!), geminiryder and Provolone!
(edited so as not to offend our fearless leader)
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Kiss my grits.
Congrats to ElB for the 4,257th time! Congrats also to CTH, one of DL favs; and to geminiryder & Provolone, I knew both entries were winners when I first read them.
Hands up, Obama, we're taking over the Whitehouse.
Which one of you bitches told her that cocoa butter doesn't work?!
This what happens when suicide bombers run out of donkey...
Come one step closer and this woman will explode!!!!
Careful around Papa Joe, ya'll. He clearly does not shoot blanks.
Jimmy Ray was so cute and protective, nobody blamed Karlee for not telling him the baby bump was merely Alli bloat.
You're telling me someone is stupid enough to wave a gun around a pregnantly lady? That's a stretch.
It rubs the VaniCream on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
This dude's real confused about where to shoot his load
I'd shoot me too, if i saw that many stretch marks.
Take it back, my sister ain't pregnant, she's just fat!
Pierce Brosnan and Clint Eastwood sued Vivid Video after finding out the actors from "Double Ho Seven" and "Dirty Uncle Harry," made twice as much on their last film.
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"I'll get handcuffed for you and gladly spend a night or two in the clink." ~MK
When the stretch marks reach the top you'll know she's done.
Stay away Michelle Duggar! Go make your own!
I SAID, HAND OVER THE COCOA BUTTER AND NO ONE GETS HURT!
those aren't stretch marks, those are from the unborn child scratching to get out of that trailer trash belly
"count the stretchmarks in 30 seconds and no one gets hurt!"
THIS IS SOME BENJAMIN BUTTONS SHIT!!!!!!!!!!1111111111
Huckleberry? That's the best name you could come up with? The next one better be good or I'll blow your fucking brains out!
Typical shotgun wedding in Kentwood.
Obama's worst nightmares.
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"I'll get handcuffed for you and gladly spend a night or two in the clink." ~MK
I didn't know that I would grow up to be a "Daddy's girl" !!
"Stay the hell away from Amy,, Blake" says Wino's Father ~ "You ain't the baby daddy!!"
Don't worry - he's already shot his load.
Fuck the shotgun wedding bitch, YOU will marry her NOW!!!
D'Wayne and Ruby-May from "The Real Republicans of America"
Back off now or she's going to explode!!
Mr and Mrs Smith - The uncut Arkansas edition
Liam Neeson reprises his role in "Taken 2 the extreme"