Tuesday, January 20th 2009
Brooke Hogan Sucks
This shit is going around the internets and it's supposedly the most powerful man in the universe Brooke Hogan screeching along to Kelly Clarkson's "My Life Would Suck Without You."
You know, for lunch I had a Cup O Noodle, six Bagel Bites and like eight Pepperidge Farm Milanos. That shit has made me feel bloated everywhere. Even in my fingernails. That's why I'm going to listen to Brooke's trans warble over and over again. If I listen to it enough, I may start barfing up my lunch through my ears. Brooke will be doing me a favor.
This shit sounds like she recorded it while doing karaoke by herself. Her peen hole would've sang it better.
P.S. - Blame MileyLovesYou11 for this suckery.
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whoa... :/
My cat just jumped up and fled the room when I started to play this shit...She very rarely likes to move, much less run, so what does that tell you?
*Quit harshing my mellow!"
I really like the K. Clarkson version tho, so :P
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
MK's right, homemade karaoke while drunk.
She has no singing voice. She just yells the words and kind of whines. She's not actually trying to convince people that she deserves a recording contract?
Normally MK exaggerates on his descriptions, but this one was spot on. Icky
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Love me or hate me
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And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
thanks jiggy!
STFU!!!
VAPID.
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OMG, My ears !!! That was horribly awful !!
~* I Was Born A Bitch, What's Your Excuse ?? *~
My ears quit on me before I even made it a minute into that crap.
that was painful.
i knew she sucked, but she won't just go away.
she is a perfect example of being born into more opportunities. we only know who she is b/c of daddy. they are human flea, her, her mom & bro...
it really isn't a level playing field is it? there are tons of people with innate, raw, natural talent that we will never know about b/c of idiots like this flooding the airwaves. how does she get her own show, records, and paparrazi interest?
Holy mother fuck this is HORRIBLE...my ears jumped off my face, pulled my earings out, dirty looked me and slapped the shit outta me for listening to this fuckery....
/cry
die no talent white trash tranny whore die
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
Britneys not sounding so bad in comparison.
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You know I've never hated Brooke's voice. I just hate everything else about her. Even the way she moves - her stupid desperation noises - when she talks - her hair - her clothes - her family...like I said everything else. But her voice is a'ight.
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OMG that was hilarious!! I laughed very hard. No talent trash to the core. For her to think she could possibly have a signing career shows how really stupid she is. She is a bad joke like the rest of her family.
It doesn't matter who's singing this song. It sucks no matter what.
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Odd that she would sound so awful given how "produced" the track appears to be. It's as if they had to fuse another voice as a backing track with her own just to blunt her caterwauling.
Submitted by death2douches on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 4:47pm.
I played this outside while I was smoking a cigarette. Three birds dropped dead out of my oak tree. I'm calling PETA and alerting them to this vidder for fuckery.
MK, this is the second day in a row you've sent me back into the throes of bulimia.
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Did you vomit from the ears?
Perhaps MK should play this at every airport in NY and New Jersey. Make birds fall from the sky before they destroy another jet engine.
P.S. I'm not mocking bulimics in general or you personally.
Submitted by paris herpes on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 5:09pm.
*hands you a cookie*
I didn't even lick it first. ;-)
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I think I've already been appraised for a couple of hundred pesos, a lame goat and an elderly monkey with a farting problem.--MK
I agree with JIM.
Why endure this fuckery? I'm not going to even listen to it in protest. I'd rather eat Milanos too!
STFU!!!
Omg....nails on chalkboard are more bearable than that :(
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 4:46pm.
Not even going to bother watching this crap.
I agree, M.E., let's go eat Milanos.
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I think I've already been appraised for a couple of hundred pesos, a lame goat and an elderly monkey with a farting problem.--MK
Poor Brooke is the Sarah Palin of the music industry.
Man, that literally hurt my ears.
Literally.
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Are you sure that was Brooke, the disgusting pig? Sounded like Chris Crocker...sorry Chris.
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I played this outside while I was smoking a cigarette. Three birds dropped dead out of my oak tree. I'm calling PETA and alerting them to this vidder for fuckery.
MK, this is the second day in a row you've sent me back into the throes of bulimia. You better knock that shit out! I've got Kathy Griffin on speed dial, and she's aching to knock a dick out of someone's mouth. Apparently Gaycrest and Gayken are currently beyond her reach.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass." ~ Cordelia Chase
Not even going to bother watching this crap.
I should record myself singing this song. I bet it would be 10 times better than Hogan's version, and I can't carry a tune!
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Bears - from choco, white, mocha, etc. - are having the "Best Week Ever."
Congrats to the ultimate Choco Bear, Barack Obama.
Here's to you: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twQlpFrm5iM
I give it 4 stars- it has a great beat and I can dance to it.
BTW- I'm tone deaf.
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"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars."
-Oscar Wilde
I listened to this earlier, and was blow away by its suck-nature. How dare she ruin such a decent song. Hulk, make her stop! Please!
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Bears - from choco, white, mocha, etc. - are having the "Best Week Ever."
Congrats to the ultimate Choco Bear, Barack Obama.
Here's to you: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twQlpFrm5iM
I shouldn't have had spaghetti for lunch...hurts the second time around...and I only made anout 20 seconds in.
**Wanna Fight About It**
This is what happens when you don't tell your kids the truth
~"Hey nice Bitch", I wasn't talking about the dog. LOL J- your horrible~
She really is a no-talent, uneducated, uninformed, trashy, bleached blonde, sprayed tanned, materialistic, shallow vapid hooker with terrible parents, isn't she?
"I really loved her in Saving Private Ryan. I think she was playing the role of steamy pile of warm intestines strewn across Omaha beach. It sure looked like her." -jazzfish on Julia Roberts 1/19/09
I bet she swallows too.
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It's been too long...we miss you.
Well, her voice is as ugly as her face..
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Well it has a nice beat.. if you like to listen to nails scratching walls.
A FUCKING UGLY ASS BITCH WITH A DICK WASTING ALL HER DADDY'S MONEY!! FUCKING GO AWAY YOU NO TALENT BUTCH BALL DRAGGING WANNA-BE FAMOUS CUNT!!
Yes, Mint Milano's rock. They don't stand a chance to last a day in my house!
mmmm.. yummy lunch, includes all of the food groups.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Honestly, I think that was too good to be Brooke Hogan. Not that I'm saying it was good!!
"I really loved her in Saving Private Ryan. I think she was playing the role of steamy pile of warm intestines strewn across Omaha beach. It sure looked like her." -jazzfish on Julia Roberts 1/19/09
Yes.
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Milano cookies!!!!! They are my favorite in the whole world...MK you are probably the best person to go visit when i have the munchies!
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I never stay on topic :)
WTF was that? I know it made me barf up my lunch, not once but twicw!