There Might Be Another Wonky Sex Tape
Sorry, Wonky, your dignity isn't in there. You fucked that away a long ass time ago. Or maybe this useless whore is just looking for another sex tape. Seriously, there's probably two in there. The bitch queefs one out every minute. The Sun says some dude named Darnell Riley claims to have the newest Parasite sex tape. He bought 14 hours of footage from some Russian kids who stole it from her house.
In that 14 hours of footage, there's a clip of Wonky “in a state of arousal in a New York taxi.” That tramp always looks like she's in a "state of arousal" because she has permanent "fuck me without a condom" face.
There's also clips of Wonky filming herself at her grandmother's funeral. The Sun thinks Darnell may be lie-telling, because he went to prison for blackmailing Joe Francis.
I believe it. I believe there are millions of Wonky sex tapes floating around, because she is a narcissistic twat who loves being on camera. Seriously, go check your dryer. I'm sure one of her sex tapes is laying around in there. If you don't find one there, take a plunger to your toilet. One of her fuck tapes will surely pop up there.
Wake me up when she records a snuff film.
Here's Wonky looking like a bowlegged ostrich while shooting some shit for Fila in Los Angeles yesterday. Her skankness is even making that hot piece look unappetizing.
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PSL,
like i said the press always makes sad lies about her.. we didn't see any pictures of 30 BAGS... but i do know she and brittany got some stuff that is correct. Cause it says on there myspace blogs but i dont think it was 30 bags.. they will say anything to make her look bad. it was proably more like 10 bags..
Meaning 5 for Paris
5 for brittany
which isnt too many cause of all the different stuff they had. surely not 30 bags!
it'sparisbitch2, you are too funny.
the only thing I am envious of is Paris' bank account.
that is IT.
you can type all you want.....you will never ever change anyone's mind here about Paris being an evil piece of shit.
yes, people take free stuff, but THIRTY BAGS? that is truly disgusting. The fact that you don't find that wrong shows the kind of person you are.
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In the acting categories, Chihuahua mill-matron Hilton was a double-nominee for her starring work in Nottie and supporting work in Repo: The Genetic Opera, making her the Kate Winslet of this year's race.
Pfft! You all suck! I DO wish I was Paris for a day!! The day she met BENJI Fuckin Madden!!!!
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and also..Maybe the reason she made a clean getaway with all those freebie gift bags is because of those gifted size 11 clown feet of hers?
Just a thought.
hahahahahhaa@ wonky mcfookme
zappy :D
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She was walking away with like 30 bags of freebies.
she also has a mother and father who loves her no matter what and the word disown doesn't exist in her family. You know if you did what some mistakes she makes your mother would kick you out of the family.. am i right? Im sure your parents where strict and punished you a bit too much. And you proably had to do alot of chores and get paid a low allowance each week or nothing at all each week. She gets to have a maid and fancy cusines you know you would love to have
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ha ha this chick is almost as uneducated as her idol!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
this:
"You know if you did what some mistakes she makes your mother would kick you out of the family.. am i right? Im sure your parents where strict and punished you a bit too much. And you proably had to do alot of chores and get paid a low allowance each week or nothing at all each week. "
is pretty telling.
family of origin issues + bad taste = paris fan
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She looks more aroused in her 'publicity shots' than she did in that wonky mc fookme 'sex tape'. The bitch was posing for the video cam while that guy whatsisface was just banging her. It was kind of funny actually.
"and Revilent yourself! It going to be the best album ever and surley will be a hit this time.."
wtf is revilent?? and when will surly (spelled right ha!) ever be a hit??
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
"somewhat as good"
*dies*
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oh lordy, THIS is fucking GOLD!!
"You know you wish your life could be somewhat as good as Paris's life. You know for a fact Paris has a much happier life than you. Okay maybe you don't have size 11 feet or a lazy eye."
pure. fucking. poetry.
someone put that as their sig, wow.
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I could not be bothered reading all that but hahahhah Be Paris for the day? Just the thought made my gina itchy!
and PSL is wayyyyy hotter than PH, trust! LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
OH MY GOD!! AHAHAHHAAAAA!!!
its baaaaaaa-aaack!!
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also PSL im not an idiot. I'm way more intelligent than you. You seriously don't think before you type. You think you know something and start talking when you really don't. You run and try to read all sad press lies so you feel better about your sad life! Which I know for a fact. You have serious issues in your life. You know you wish your life could be somewhat as good as Paris's life. You know for a fact Paris has a much happier life than you. Okay maybe you don't have size 11 feet or a lazy eye. But there is alot more imperfections with you... then paris has. She is beauitful but like everyone she has some imperfections like her feet. but Nicky has that too. You know if you could be Paris for a day you would jump into the opportunity. I know you proably are not jealous of her feet. But you ARE definitely jealous cause you know she was born a heiress and gets to go places you could only dream of. she gets paid millions to party! and gets to wear whatever she wants and not worry about the price tag. She has a big house and gets to live in hotels and gets modeling jobs and she also has a mother and father who loves her no matter what and the word disown doesn't exist in her family. You know if you did what some mistakes she makes your mother would kick you out of the family.. am i right? Im sure your parents where strict and punished you a bit too much. And you proably had to do alot of chores and get paid a low allowance each week or nothing at all each week. She gets to have a maid and fancy cusines you know you would love to have. That's why no matter how many people hate her she still a happy person. The only times she was sad was jail and after the tape was exposed on internet. That's why she is always smiling even though the sick things you and other people say. she might not have you guys as friends but she has her family. Mom dad and sister and brothers who love her very much and will support her no matter what and she is VERY close to her Aunt kyle those are her closest people in her life. But like everyone Family COMES FIRST and she has her friends from the show and her other personnal friends and fans! So you know you wish you could be her!
i know she got some stuff from sundance. but it was free stuff and if other people can have some so can she. she is no different. all the bags weren't just for her.. some of them went to Brittany. The free stuff at Sundance was for everybody! including paris. if you wanted some free stuff and you were there you could have some too! its for everybody who was allowed in.
Submitted by itsparisbitch2 on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 11:00am.
its morning! NO PSL!! she will not go to the Razzies!
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you are such an idiot....lmao
and the stuff about her grabbing everything at Sundance is from REUTERS, a reliable source, not In Touch Magazine.....
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In the acting categories, Chihuahua mill-matron Hilton was a double-nominee for her starring work in Nottie and supporting work in Repo: The Genetic Opera, making her the Kate Winslet of this year's race.
it make it easier if the pictures are out tommorw of today ill send the link. so u dont have to go typing.
Also rumors on Paris and Brittany split arent true she still loves Brittany another sad press lie! Brittany is happy and enjoying life with her new best friend Paris! There is no conflict! Just to point that out! They are still hanging out and will be today too. see in tommorws news! they will hang out today. so before you say anything on the split check for tommorws news and see that they hanged out today! so the rumors are false. paris and brittany are doing things togther today.. so wait before you read the news lie! and see todays pictures of paris and brittany tommorw!
its morning! NO PSL!! she will not go to the Razzies! she will not accept the award. if wins cause the truth is Hottie n the Nottie was a great funny romantic comdey to anyone who actually watched it. It was only voted worst by losers who never even saw the movie but judged it by its cover. Forget her attending Razzies she has better things to do like all the fun in Sundance! No way will she accept that kind of sad trash! She is way better then that and she knows it! She's working on a new album with great songs i heard 3 of them already the songs Jailhouse Baby.. Platium Blonde and Revilent yourself! It going to be the best album ever and surley will be a hit this time.. the songs are way better then the last one. She has had some practice on her singing even though it was already great. the album will also feature her BFF song and Presidental song!
Night TV!
Paris could fit 20 of her own feet, in length, up her twat it's so abused.
Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 1:43am.
Goodnight hookahs! ♥♥ And remember, Valtrex once a day keeps the Paris crotch rot away!
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A little common sense and having some standards will accomplish the same thing.
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Submitted by itsparisbitch2 on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 1:42am.
It's all over the internet already that she has a sex tape out.
She's a fucking pig. Oink oink. Pig. Now get the fuck over it.
*Insert fancy signature here*
Night Dee Dee
I could use one of her shoes as a GD canoe!
Goodnight hookahs! ♥♥ And remember, Valtrex once a day keeps the Paris crotch rot away!
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Youthless
u believe everything u read???
and its free stuff!
your still on here? pathetic!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 12:37am.
M.E., she is such a cunt, I could be snarky about Paris in my sleep.
psl? what does snarky about Paris in my sleep mean???
that sounds gross!!
she would never want u ever!
DREAMER! xx nite nite xx
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 1:34am.
*one last thing for the Defenders when they come back later:
and idiots defend that piece of sh#t....
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*one last thing for the Defenders when they come back later:
http://blogs.reuters.com/fanfare/2009/01/19/paris-hiltonsundance-what-wo...
enjoy.
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In the acting categories, Chihuahua mill-matron Hilton was a double-nominee for her starring work in Nottie and supporting work in Repo: The Genetic Opera, making her the Kate Winslet of this year's race.
Nite nite PSL!
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good night all, I'm out of here.....
hello and goodbye to Miss LCT.......
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In the acting categories, Chihuahua mill-matron Hilton was a double-nominee for her starring work in Nottie and supporting work in Repo: The Genetic Opera, making her the Kate Winslet of this year's race.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 1:19am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 1:18am.
By then her shoes will be up to a size 85.
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Perfect. I plan on visiting a lot of buffets in my later years.
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Avoid the crab, it's a Hilton product.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 1:18am.
By then her shoes will be up to a size 85.
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Perfect. I plan on visiting a lot of buffets in my later years.
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"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge."
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 1:14am.
I'm going to use her monster shoes to hold my knockers when I'm 85.
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By then her shoes will be up to a size 85.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
I'm going to use her monster shoes to hold my knockers when I'm 85.
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"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge."
Mani, size 22 sneakers!
that made me chuckle!
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In the acting categories, Chihuahua mill-matron Hilton was a double-nominee for her starring work in Nottie and supporting work in Repo: The Genetic Opera, making her the Kate Winslet of this year's race.
Oh, I thought she had water skis on???
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 1:05am.
Coby Bryant called, he wants his size 22 sneakers back.
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Yukon Cornelius called, he'd like a set of those snowshoes.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 1:04am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 1:02am.
She assumed that pose in the last pic so that they can scrape the barnacles off her taint.
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Dangit, I had my money on her having the calluses sandblasted off her vajayjay.
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There's not enough sand there.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Coby Bryant called, he wants his size 22 sneakers back.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 1:02am.
She assumed that pose in the last pic so that they can scrape the barnacles off her taint.
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Dangit, I had my money on her having the calluses sandblasted off her vajayjay.
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She assumed that pose in the last pic so that they can scrape the barnacles off her taint.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by starwars on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 12:01am.
And THEN...
Submitted by itsparisbitch2 on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 12:09am.
Priceless...
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 12:49am.
Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 12:46am.
That's hot.
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I'd like to see her bathed in fire, so she'd have a reason to say that. BTW, she didn't invent that phrase, my mom did the first time she saw me near the stove.
you are "hot" tonight...too funny!!
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 12:23am.
Submitted by itsparisbitch2 on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 12:21am.
i love her skull necklace! she gave one simlar to kayley on her BFF show! but it was silver!
not surprising... dosen't she give a little head to everyone that crosses her path?
lol!!
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Submitted by itsparisbitch2 on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 12:18am.
She is excellent at arts and crafts! something u could never do! i saw a picture of a gorgeous dress she made on perez hilton.com
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Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 12:46am.
That's hot.
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Yes, hot boiling water with extra lye and bleach. That'll keep the infection down until the beachgoers can escape.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 12:49am.
I'd like to see her bathed in fire, so she'd have a reason to say that. BTW, she didn't invent that phrase, my mom did the first time she saw me near the stove.
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Aww, hell naw! Can't have her rippin' off the Moms! Now I really hate her!
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Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 12:46am.
That's hot.
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I'd like to see her bathed in fire, so she'd have a reason to say that. BTW, she didn't invent that phrase, my mom did the first time she saw me near the stove.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.