Mmmm.... Chicken Ice Cream....
It's kind of fitting that I'm following a post about Wynonna Judd's Alli shits with this picture. Anyshitty, a while ago I posted a caption picture that is probably somehow related to this fuckery going on above. This is what they call mechanically separated chicken. It's what they use to make Chicken McNuggets and other delicious morsels. It looks like strawberry soft-serve! It's also what comes out of one of Wonky's coochie pimples.
Looking at shit like this won't stop me from ordering a 20-piece McNugget after a drunk night. It really looks delicious to me, because I'm picturing it going in a tub of Crisco and getting fried. My sister's ex-boyfriend once tried to get me off McDonald's by telling me they used worm meat instead of beef and chicken. Didn't stop me. I don't care if that crap is made out of possum jizz. It still tastes right to me.
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Is it wrong that, with all this talk of McNuggets, that I am totally jonesing for them? Or did I completely miss the point of this post?
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Submitted by Tracy Lynn on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 8:55am.
BTW, exploded chickens is also used in chicken noodle soup and other stuff, not just fast food.
Exploded chickens? As in "stick-TNT-up-chicken-butt-and-light-fuse"?
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"Naked nugget". *cracks up*
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I thought that's strawberry icecream...ewwww
People, it's not just chicken nuggets at McDonalds that uses this. Processed chicken in grocery stores like frozen patties and such are also made with this shit.
"I really loved her in Saving Private Ryan. I think she was playing the role of steamy pile of warm intestines strewn across Omaha beach. It sure looked like her." -jazzfish on Julia Roberts 1/19/09
That looks like the marshmallow peeps goo. And they make those candies about 3 months before the holiday, so yeah, I'm going with that. The only chicken in that picture is going to be an easter marshmallow peep chick.
BTW, exploded chickens is also used in chicken noodle soup and other stuff, not just fast food.
oh no I don't believe it, pink chicken?? ugh!
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As disgusting as this sounds, I'm going to continue eating chicken McNuggets.
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Yummmmmeh!!! I just freaked my sister and nephews out with this post!!! Brilliant!
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Damn I loooove me some Chicken Nuggets. That's the only thing I eat at McDonald's.
this is what a mcnugget looks like before they fry it up...although i haven't set foot in a mcdonald's in a couple of years, this cannot be true... is it?
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whoa...amber is the color of your energy...
That can't be what my McNugget's consists of, when I order it!
I will never repeat my McNugget's order in the McDonald's drive through the same ever again!
If some lazy bitch asks me to repeat my order, I will immediately remember this picture and order a salad or something healthy, god forbid.
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I refuse to believe this crap. Hoax!
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Oh Lord, that is all sorts of wrong.
Curious, how'd they get it so pink? I might be askeered of the answer.
me and my bf used to question all the time what that phrase meant, since we both eat a shit load of slim jims and its a key ingredient. that shit is sickening...but i will continue to eat it anyway
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 7:04pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 6:58pm.
I'll bet MK is a closet health nut. He only eats organic, goes to the gym 3x a day, etc...There's no way that whore eats all the trash he says he does!
hahahaha. Drinks only water and all-natural fruit juice?
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...that he makes himself with his very own juicer and he ALWAYS puts wheat grass and Spinach in whatever juice he's making (he grows the wheat grass himself)....HAHAHAHAHAHA! He never misses his monthly colonic either! His poop is so healthy, it's PINK...Yeah, that's not chicken icecream, it's closeted healthy eatin' MK's pooooooooooooooooooo!
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Hey, at least it looks like ice cream!
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 7:40pm.
I had a dog once that wouldn't eat macdonalds food. His own shit? Sure no problem eating that, but no macdonalds.
Wise dog.
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EW! MK I can't believe you CHOOSE to eat McDonalds, this shit looks VILE! I was almost hungry but now I just feel like retching!
STFU!!!
Needs jimmies and a sugar cone.
greatt, i come home from work, thinking i was starvin..but nooooo, not anymore!
seriously, im sure most fast food is disgusting the way it is processed, and i know that any kind of meat isnt much better. i worked a job in liberal, kansas for a week by the countrys largest meat packing plant and every day would gag and puke a lil bit from the smell alone in the town. and the customer told me people were used to the smell! that wasnt no tbone i was smelling!
I had a dog once that wouldn't eat macdonalds food. His own shit? Sure no problem eating that, but no macdonalds.
Wise dog.
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Deb! Gross! LOL
I just tried to show that photo to my husband (he eats a lot of fast food when he's at work) and he said "I don't want to look at it!" LOL
Soylent pink is chickens!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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bleehhhhhhhh..glad im a pescatarian
Please tell me this is a joke...I am seriously queasy right now. My mom used to look at my McNuggets when I was younger and ask me if I honestly thought it was really chicken I was eating....Ugh, when I take my son once in a while to McD's he will honestly sit there and peel the coating off before he eats them and it is pretty gross looking at the 'naked' nugget...
lol no angel, I am glad I at least made you laugh, even if I just barfed tears from my eyeballs. This is some nasty shit. So I am wondering what that was all about a few years ago when they changed to "all white meat" in their nuggets... Did they just change the food coloring dark meat #544 to white meat#728? Seriously rumbling in my tummy now.
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fried whatnot....yum!
probably as good as gummi on a stick, I'm sure
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Also, if I posted this pic on my fridge I'm reasonably certain that I would never eat again.
Ever.
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 7:10pm.
OK I was disturbed when I thought that it was really chicken flavored ice cream, but I am now completely mindfucked at the idea that that is what is in my beloved chicken nuggets. I am so gonna barf all over the place.
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ahhh! as a vegetarian and complete health nut this comes as no surprise to me
Thanks. I just lost a few pounds in my mouth a little.
OK I was disturbed when I thought that it was really chicken flavored ice cream, but I am now completely mindfucked at the idea that that is what is in my beloved chicken nuggets. I am so gonna barf all over the place.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 6:58pm.
I'll bet MK is a closet health nut. He only eats organic, goes to the gym 3x a day, etc...There's no way that whore eats all the trash he says he does! :-)
I think there's definitely some truth to that.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 6:58pm.
I'll bet MK is a closet health nut. He only eats organic, goes to the gym 3x a day, etc...There's no way that whore eats all the trash he says he does!
hahahaha. Drinks only water and all-natural fruit juice?
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Submitted by Incitatus on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 6:55pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 6:43pm.
O that is TOO nasty.
And someone told me to NEVER eat that soft-serve either. Among other horrifying things, it's made of antifreeze.
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My friend that worked there said they found a rat in the soft serve machine at the end of the day once, with its eyeballs dissolved...
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O Good Lord! Ack!
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You'd be a worthless fool to eat shit like that voluntarily.
pink. that's uncooked chicken icecream
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I'll bet MK is a closet health nut. He only eats organic, goes to the gym 3x a day, etc...There's no way that whore eats all the trash he says he does! :-)
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It looks like yummy Teaberry ice cream!
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 6:43pm.
O that is TOO nasty.
And someone told me to NEVER eat that soft-serve either. Among other horrifying things, it's made of antifreeze.
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My friend that worked there said they found a rat in the soft serve machine at the end of the day once, with its eyeballs dissolved...
I've eaten plenty of other gross things that "tastes like chicken".
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I'll do my best !
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I still eat McD's too, no matter what it's made of. Except maybe Soylent Green. I would draw the line at that.
MK, you are seriously trying to make all of us to loose weight, aren't you?
I'm still hungry tho