Mmmm.... Chicken Ice Cream....
It's kind of fitting that I'm following a post about Wynonna Judd's Alli shits with this picture. Anyshitty, a while ago I posted a caption picture that is probably somehow related to this fuckery going on above. This is what they call mechanically separated chicken. It's what they use to make Chicken McNuggets and other delicious morsels. It looks like strawberry soft-serve! It's also what comes out of one of Wonky's coochie pimples.
Looking at shit like this won't stop me from ordering a 20-piece McNugget after a drunk night. It really looks delicious to me, because I'm picturing it going in a tub of Crisco and getting fried. My sister's ex-boyfriend once tried to get me off McDonald's by telling me they used worm meat instead of beef and chicken. Didn't stop me. I don't care if that crap is made out of possum jizz. It still tastes right to me.