Tuesday, January 20th 2009
Fantasia Is Hot
Fantasia is always photographed with bawling pits and none of her friends have helped her out with this situation. At last night's Hip-Hop Caucus in DC, Fantasia not only had extreme underarm juice, but her titties were also moist . Is she using that crystal rock shit? Methinks that mess makes you sweat even more.
If Fanny can't get her hands on some bootleg Botox, she could do what my cousin did at her Quinceanera. That bitch was afraid of pit jizz, so she put a maxi pad underneath each arm. We called her period pits the entire night, but it worked. That's what Fantasia needs and I would only call her period pits behind her back.
And Fantasia's exquisite Lee Press-On nails have taken her from trashy to *CLASSY*.
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That is gross!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
She probably can't read instructions for using a deo, forget about her finding about the botox treatment
ew times 10
Botox works GREAT for that! Health insurance even covers it... Get on it Fannie!
Devilgirl: I would have to throw Drew Barrymore & Courtney Love into the bad hygiene catagory too...
Someone mentioned Mitchum deodorant/anti perspirant...that is all that worked for a sweaty friend of mine. She used to always have those wet pits show through her shirts until she discovered it.
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 2:53am.
You are in sooooo much trouble with the Sockfriend when she hears about what you insinuated.
BTW, if one more person talks about Fanny needing deodorant i gonna cutta beesh!! She needs fucking anti-prespirant. ANTI-PERSPIRANT!!!
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Is she a hook em horns fan too or is she signaling her allegiance to Satan?
Try Typhoid Mary's delicious sugar cookies!
Submitted by superkt on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 11:03pm.
I guess I will be the only one with sympathy!
She most likely has a condition called Hyperhidrosis. It makes you sweat excessively under your arms and often under your boobs. You can wear all the deodorant you want and it won't do shit.
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I began to sweat excessively under my arms when I became sexually mature and there sure as hell wasn´t any deodorant that could fix that! I however, unlike Fantasia, was very embarrased about my situation and made goddamn sure that nobody noticed by stuffing my pits with toilet paper or cotton and by wearing a dark sweater over my top. Then when I was 16-17 I had an operation, they cut one small slit in each pit and just basicly scraped away most of the sweat glands.
OK, not to be gross here, but I sweat like a pig, and the roll on crystal rock (Kiss my Face brand) is the ONLY thing that has kept me dry. So, MK, hate on Fantasia if you must, but don't be hatin' on the rock.
It is wrong for a man have a rich woman or a woman have a wealthy man?It is an absolutely extramarital relationship. but more and more services come out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as http://www.searchingmillionaire.com/
it's the biggest dating site for wealthy and suclessful people
call me f-'ed up but I think shes kind of hot .
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who is this shweaty balls having bitch?
I forgot.
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don't she know that they make clinical strength deodorant???
Submitted by dementa on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 2:48am.
devilgirl, don't forget Mad Madge. I doubt she showers after every crazed Pilates workout.
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Dame Ednas bridesmaid?
Now there's a workout routine I could get behind.
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Wankerchief?
Say where IS socky?
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devilgirl, don't forget Mad Madge. I doubt she showers after every crazed Pilates workout.
Re: Fantasia, I think her tits are sweating because of a lack of a bra (or, if she's wearing one, lack of a GOOD bra).
Her boyfriend creeps me out. Seriously, is that dude pregnant? And he looks like he doesn't blink. Ever.
Forget the pit stains, what's that white shit on boyfriends tee? That's a little distasteful. That there is why all well mannered men should carry a wankerchief when they leave the house.
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At last night's Hip-Hop Caucus in DC, Fantasia not only had extreme underarm juice,
I think she ended up at the hip-hop cockass by mistake.
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best she's looked in...EVER
lee press-ons are pretty strong :)
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Thanks, Manny!! (Mani?) I LOVE it--- Sly Stone needs to get down with his bad self!! xo
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I think Fantasia needs to shove a Welcome mat under each pit.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 11:55pm.
Hahaha. Thanks anyway IG. Schweaty pits are really gross on anybody but Fantasia like PSL says is Fug also.
BTW IG: Sly and the Family Stone should have played at the inaugaration:
I found this song for you:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggFRYp0iomc
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 11:55pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 11:52pm.
Yeah TV I was watching everything all fucking day.
I hope I don't have to see Aretha for another 4 years.
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She won't be leaving the buffet for 4 years, we should be safe.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Manny, I tried to download the SNL Schwetty balls vid for you, but it looks as though it's disappeared. Damn!
And no, I've been watching mindless drivel all night.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 11:52pm.
Yeah TV I was watching everything all fucking day.
I hope I don't have to see Aretha for another 4 years.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 11:48pm.
Had to turn it off, I was afraid they'd bring Aretha back.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 11:38pm.
I wonder if her ball sack sweats too? Blech.
Eek IG shweaty balls too?
BTW has anyone been watching the President and his Inaugaral Balls?
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Today's lesson: squeezing 160 pounds of shit into a denim sausage casing may cause perspiration.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
I wonder if her ball sack sweats too? Blech.
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Fantasia and Lady Gaga need to have a Fug-Off.
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"I love Angelina Jolie. She's strong but gorgeous and uses her fame for good to make a big difference in the world. That's a great quality. I'd have a lot in common with her."
-Paris Hilton
Submitted by dustbunny on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 10:23pm.
jeez, go and buy some pit-shields already.
Pit-shields? She should just stick a pair of Depends under each arm...a little bulky I admit...but those are some serious shweaty pits.
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ugh certaindri that shit!!
I guess I will be the only one with sympathy!
She most likely has a condition called Hyperhidrosis. It makes you sweat excessively under your arms and often under your boobs. You can wear all the deodorant you want and it won't do shit. You'd think with all her money, she could at least do something eh? Botox is supposed to be really good for fixing it.
I have to buy some RX strength stuff that's like $15 a stick. Only thing that ever works. I'm glad I don't sweat under my boobs at least!
tasia looks real stink in that polyester blend...choose natural fibers next time...
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whoa...amber is the color of your energy...
She looks so hoooot! I love her, I am her big fan! Just a question about her, is she single again? I saw her profile on millionaire dating site ***wealthymeetup. c om*** last week. Just curious!
jeez, go and buy some pit-shields already.
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I consider it a sign of class and elegance when a lady DOESN'T draw attention to her snatchal region.
Did this ho even try?
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Someone should foreclose on her wardrobe.
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So what if some of the crayons are missing; use the ones still in the box. Maybe the world needs a purple horse.
Girlfriend cain't sell one of dem houses and get her pits lasered? Ho pleez.
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I think I've already been appraised for a couple of hundred pesos, a lame goat and an elderly monkey with a farting problem.--MK
Mitchum would take care of her problem. That stuff will keep you dry and odor free for up to 3 days.
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Never go with a Hippy to a Second Location
They are making an adorable couple though the guy ever joined the rich men seeking new love club Sugarbabydate.c om a few weeks ago. But all are past and they will stay together forever!
Something tells me that this bitch sweats bourbon...and smells like it.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Out of curiosity, I checked out the Crystal deodorant--and was surprised to see that they were selling "6 new & USED."
What??
A LONG time ago, they used to have pads for your armpits. Our moms called them 'dress shields', remember?
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
I was gonna say: O yeah , she's kinda hot right now...and then I thought: Oooh. She's very hot and THEN I thought: WTF is up widose nails???
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She has a nice figure, in these shots at least. Her pit stain looks so damn nasty, tho. Use a man's deodorant brand if women's deodorant do not work for you. Her face is still ugly and busted, just like her granny wig.
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"Submitted by justjane on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 8:17pm.
I don't know but I've always gotten this vibe from her that hygene just isn't her thing...call me crazy, right?"
I'm astonished by people who don't place a high value on hygiene. You know people must talk about how bad she smells, and even the sloppiest bitch don't like being talked about.
To quote Hollis Gillespie, "Jesus God."
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Maybe she didn't have any room for anti-persperiant after she slid into that tight ass dress. Sometimes with tight clothes you have to put on the deoderant afterwards because it leaves white streaks, although she could get the clear shit and it would work out just fine. She's probably too cracked out to bother these days though, judging from her drastic weight loss.
STFU!!!
Girl can't remember to pay her bills. How she supposed to remember anti-perspirent?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by justjane on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 8:17pm.
I don't know but I've always gotten this vibe from her that hygene just isn't her thing...call me crazy, right?
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Not in the least, I was thinking the same thing myself. Kate Hudson is another celeb I think with bad hygene, along with Julia Roberts, HoHan, and Reese Witherspoon.