Tuesday, January 20th 2009
Fantasia Is Hot
Fantasia is always photographed with bawling pits and none of her friends have helped her out with this situation. At last night's Hip-Hop Caucus in DC, Fantasia not only had extreme underarm juice, but her titties were also moist . Is she using that crystal rock shit? Methinks that mess makes you sweat even more.
If Fanny can't get her hands on some bootleg Botox, she could do what my cousin did at her Quinceanera. That bitch was afraid of pit jizz, so she put a maxi pad underneath each arm. We called her period pits the entire night, but it worked. That's what Fantasia needs and I would only call her period pits behind her back.
And Fantasia's exquisite Lee Press-On nails have taken her from trashy to *CLASSY*.
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she looks like lebron james in drag
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
I don't know but I've always gotten this vibe from her that hygene just isn't her thing...call me crazy, right?
She has lost weight, but not the fugly.
Ill say it, she looks like she sucks dick for cooked cocaine. I thought that fat chick behind her to the left was aretha.
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
Fanny, one word and I'll break it down for you De-odor-ant. Seriously, look into it.
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You are who you think you are.
I WAS trying to eat my dinner. Thanks M.K. for ruining my chicken alfredo.
Try the Cardiologist's diet: if it tastes good, spit it out.
Frankly I'm more repulsed by the size of the gut and the food stains on the shirt of the guy standing next to her.
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Shit. That girl is not right. She done got her wig all fuct up. And she needs to get herself some perscription strength shit.
What is she using? Teen Lady Speed Stick?
Do her enormous shoulder vaginas smell like Tutti Frutti?
You know what. If she gave me 10,000 of that American Idol money, I'd swim in those resevoirs.
I love how she thinks she's hot shit there, i only wish i could see her reaction when she sees the pic...
Anypit, it's not so much the patches per se that are gross- they can look sexy in the right context - ie not on a skin-tight, denim-print polyester mini-dress with a skank inside it.
Maxi-pads to solve the problem is LOLzy, but mind you, i've seen more creative use of those. On the uglydress website - bridal slippers with 2 maxipads (one for the sole, one arched over on the top front to hold the foot in...)
Whose the pregnant dude w/Fantasia?
wow how'd she get a bangin body?
How do these pit stains happen anyway? Is it from wearing polyester or are her sweat glands the size of my head? I know I get them when I'm wearing a sweater over a t-shirt (it happens less when I'm wearing a tank top like I am now because the pits need to breathe I suppose) but it only gets a little moist around the pit area and it doesn't usually ooze like that through the sweater. This just looks like she needs some of that medically prescribed deoderant. Did Fantastia lose weight? She looks a little thinner.
STFU!!!
Elegance and class is oooozing in D.C!
She looks so cute! Damn the pit stain really fucked her up though. lol that's how it goes.
I won't be making any rACIST comments to say she looks like a crackhead. No, not going there.
Fantasia is looking kinda "CracKtasia" When did she lose so much weight?
If "If" was a fifth, we'd all be drunk!
Maybe we should give her the benefit of the doubt...maybe the pit stains were already on the dress when she dug it out of the donation bin at Sal-Vals?
Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 7:33pm.
what the fuck is a hip hop caucus??
Dunno, but I'm sure TV has a joke for that.
LOL Maxi pads under your arms! That's ingenious.
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.
what the fuck is a hip hop caucus??
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a congo line with flapping wee-wees
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I sweat like that...
*hangs head in shame*
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It's been too long...we miss you.
Did she lose her house or not?
Fantasia honey, they have that clinical strength deodorant now for the masses, no reason why you can't get some at the local CVS.
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Dick happens! - MK
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what the fuck is a hip hop caucus??
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"