Assault With A Deadly Taco
Gone are the days where you didn't have to worry about going to jail if you threw a taco at a bitch's face. The other day in Deltona, FL, this 19-year-old douchebag threw a taco at his mom's face after she unplugged his Xbox. Yes, she got a face full of taco. It does sound like the plot of a sick ass porn movie.
Dena Moir told police that her son Zachary is a mega loser who doesn't have a job and plays Xbox every single waking minute. When she called his ass down for dinner, he refused, so she went upstairs and fucked up his life by unplugging his Xbox. That's when he followed her downstairs and bitch slapped her with a taco. Seriously, this sounds kind of sexy in a totally wrong way. Dena said, "I've been having trouble with him for awhile won't work, wont' go to school. He's being rude and disrespectful. Pushing things to the limit as far as the violence. I’ve threatened to call police before. But anyway this time, I thought he went too far so I called police and he's in jail now.”
Dena refuses to take his calls from jail and is trying to teach him a lesson. Damn. Bitch really didn't like getting taco slapped. Can't say I blame her. A couple of times in junior high school I experimented and let a bitch pound me in the mouth with her taco. I wanted to call 911 too.
And I hate to admit it, but even though Zach is a bag of dirty dildos, I'd still let him hit it with his taquito. As far as I know, he doesn't have a taco. And if he does, he can hit it with that too.
I got here late too...
@ NitWitty: the phrase "fabulously, doucherific-queef face" not only nailed it but might just be my new favorite thing to say.
She should kick his looser ass to the curb.
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Menendez 2.0..he's gonna kill her
Submitted by lea8199 on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 1:16pm.
hmmmmmmmm so he doesnt work, he's good for nothing; who bought him the xbox then???
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hmmmmmmmm so he doesnt work, he's good for nothing; who bought him the xbox then??? there's no way in fking hell i would get an xbox for my kid if he doesnt do anything good for himself.. if i was her i would fking take that xbox away, smash it, get rid of it.. teach this motherfker a lesson..
Submitted by iamalice on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 12:59pm.
I seriously doubt you saw him on Millionaire fuckity fuck whatever the site is. STOP SPAMMING LOSERS!
He is my favorite. Just saw him on milllionaire personals site........celebmingle com..........last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.Is he single again now? looooooooool
The mother needs to kick his a** out of the house, literally! Tell him he has 30 days to get a real job & start bringing home a paycheck (verifiable of course) or he better be ready to hit the bricks on day 31. Tough love. Sometimes it just comes down to this kind of action being taken to wake the loser up.
I wouldn't mind slapping a nice bald taco with my tongue
Also, we have friends who don't believe in spanking their devil child, so the whole time we're with them, they're yelling their heads off at her.
Now my kids are no angels, but all I have to say is "Are you going to control your behavior or do you want a spanking?" and they get their act together. Rarely do I have to follow through, but they know I will...
Speak softly and carry a big (figurative) stick.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 2:08am.
This little shit needs a good Glaswegian handshake and and a front row seat view as his xbox get's mulched in a woodchipper. Little fucker.
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Parents that don't like spanking always have rotten kids who need their asses beat.
Yeah it's the mom's fault this kid is a loser but good on her for taking a stand finally. If he threw a taco at me I'd shove a super burrito up his no-no hole.
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"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
I just added him on myspace haha
Apparently he's 21? I call malarky.
My mother loves my bro to death, will do anything for him and he is disrespectful to her like that. Now she was a total bitch to me and my sisters and we're the respectful tolerant helpful ones.
It's always the ones they pour all the love into that grow up to be shit heads.
She should let the little bastard rot in jail. He looks like a total douche in that mugshot.
Late to the party on this one, but...
I totally agree that it's the mom's fault the kid is like this.
And I am pleasantly surprised that so many people here are not calling spanking child abuse. Every parent is different, and every kid is different, but I believe in spanking (very occasionally).
Also, it seems like every family has an achiever and a loser. There's always one kid that whines and mooches and needs the pity party. In my family, it's my sister. And my mom didn't coddle either one of us. Mom was a hardass and was equally with both of us. My sister is an immature brat who mooches off of other people, because my mom kicked her ass OUT.
My brother is a major gamer and his constant playing was also a source of irritation when we lived together. For him 12 hours a day on the console was just normal. I can barely stand 15 minutes myself.
omg that is fucking hilarious! I am laughing at what you wrote MK!
what a piece of shit! but it's the mom's fault. she raised the piece of crap! well, it's never too late to teach the asshole a lesson! good for her.
Based solely on that punk smirk, I would smash that Xbox (that she no doubt paid for) across his smug little face.
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The worst part is the waste of a perfectly good taco. Doesn't this punk know that kids are starving all over the world?
I live in the city next to Deltona - almost all the kids are alike - real assholes. But if mine ever did that to me, I'd let 'em sit in jail for at least a day or two, or maybe send them over to Halifax Behavioral for a little 72-hour "assessment"
I have not seen my Mother since she turned off my Nintendo in the middle of Super Metroid.
Isn't startlingly easy to make false claims of child abuse.
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He's nothing but a little punk....MOM please don't bail him out!
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This little shit needs a good Glaswegian handshake and and a front row seat view as his xbox get's mulched in a woodchipper. Little fucker.
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Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 1:03am.
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Dude, I feel your pain. My 'little' sister is 35 and STILL lives at home with mommy and daddy. She barely graduated from high school and said she needed a year off to rest. I, on the other hand, graduated top of my class, half a year early, and went directly to college, including summer terms. I never took a break and also worked my way through collge. My sister never went to college, has never a job at all, and can't even drive. I graduated top of my class in college as well, got married, worked my ass off and had three kids to boot. She is still living at home, doing absolutely NOTHING, living off of my parents money and she got knocked up and now her kid lives there as well. The place is trashed and she is just a burden, in every sense of the word. But what my parents don't seem to understand is that this is THEIR fault. They are enabling her. Just like this mom who got slapped with the taco.
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Indeed!. I was raised the same. Even when my mom sometimes went a wee bit over the top with the discipline, I understand the need to be firm with your kids from day 1. Spankings included when trully needed.
I have to say those who don't agree with spanking your kids are those who were either super abused as children by their parents who obviously thought hitting your kid every 5 seconds was being a firm parent or those who are too "door mat" to discipline their kids. Those who have kids KNOW, sometimes a few spankings are needed when kids just refuse to follow the line. Sometimes a firm stare or something similar is NOT enough so you have to hit them.
Hitting is not necessary most of the times and hitting them too much will make them inmune to such disciplinary tactics, so it must be on good timing.. sort of as a reminder of who's boss when all else fails.
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Submitted by StewieGriffin on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 1:05am.
I have an XBox here he can play with. I'm having a thing for douchebags lately, I'd totally hit.
I'd hit it with an Xbox.
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Please, you are making a German spectacle of yourself!
I have an XBox here he can play with. I'm having a thing for douchebags lately, I'd totally hit.
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 12:15am.
She should sell all his stuff and change the locks.
I would have donated his Xbox to a local orphanage.
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Please, you are making a German spectacle of yourself!
Little fucker deserves it. Good for her. If my mom showed a little more balls with my brother he wouldn't be sitting at home jobless sleeping 18 hours a day and watching TV for the remaining five, wrecking her car everytime he goes on an "interview," and using her social security money to pay for gifts for his little internet friends.
And he's 31.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 12:36am.
heehee Nitty.....right? Arrogant little fucker is going to piss his pants overnight.
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Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 12:32am.
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I thought you only perked up for week old burritos! Damn, I could have had you 4 days earlier?
On/T: Imagine this is your kid..Imagine this is your kid in my house...Yeah, your house too...LMAO
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heehee Nitty.....right? Arrogant little fucker is going to piss his pants overnight.
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I've seen the type and I can bet you 20 to 1 that he doesn't have that fabulously, doucherific-queef face in 48 hours, when snots pouring from his nose and he's wiping it on his sleeve and begging his sucker of a muthah to pay his bail.
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Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 01/21/2009 -
Yeah, but would you let him hit your mom in the face with a taco?
Besides, everyone knows that only really hwat sluts use day old burritos.
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Sorry Nits, I perked up there for a second. Thought you said day-old burro. Because you know I'm all over that shit. :)
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Kid needs a bitchslap for those four little hairs on his chin, for starters. Ug-o!
Can't decide to start teaching a kid a lesson when they're an adult, fercryingoutloud.
MK Wrote:
And I hate to admit it, but even though Zach is a bag of dirty dildos, I'd still let him hit it with his taquito. As far as I know, he doesn't have a taco. And if he does, he can hit it with that too.
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Yeah, but would you let him hit your mom in the face with a taco?
Besides, everyone knows that only really hwat sluts use day old burritos.
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She should sell all his stuff and change the locks. Then she should donate all the proceeds to the people who are going to be paying the costs of her piss poor upbringing.
Pitiful all round.
I've seen some bad kids in my time, and not always with parents who 'deserve' them, but sheesh.
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I have a co-worker who is having very similar issues with her 14 year old HS dropout son. The other day she was telling a group of us that from the day he was born, Johnny just does whatever he wants, and doesn't listen. I pointed out that I'd never have that problem, because I'm MUCH bigger and MUCH tougher, and I would be for quite a while, at least long enough for the kid to learn some respect. Sometimes, kids need to be hit.
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Nice work. First you fail to parent your child and he (naturally) turns into a huge loser who has no respect for you. Then you fail to take responsibility again by calling in the police to handle your problem, and now you've put your kid in jeopardy. He's very cute. I hope he doesn't get raped in jail because of his dumbass bitch of a mother.
And just for the record, no kid should ever get hit. It's amazing how many people don't get that. No one should get hit. Ever.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 8:47pm.
Aw, hell naw! If that were my son, I'd beat his ass bad enough that he'd have to rent a second ass fo' me to beat, then I'd make that lil' vaginal squirt monster pay for that second ass, then I'd beat his ass again....AW HELL NAW!
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If she unplugged his xbox while he was in the middle of playing Grand Theft Auto IV, she was lucky she wasn't killed. Some kids that age are SERIOUS about their game but yeah...don't be disrespecting mom.
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I agree rotten egg. The parents are the ones who allow this shit to happen.
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Submitted by rotten_egg on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 11:35pm.
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I couldn't agree more. I was raised with the 'spare the rod, spoil the child' mentality, and it didn't do me any harm. Not to say that my folks beat the shit out of me or anything, but I knew that if I screwed up, there would be consequences.
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she should have taken away his controller or the games and not return them until he got a JOB. :)
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As a parent, you have to teach your kids the fundamentals since day 1. Stupid mother bought him the Xbox, stupid mother didn't teach him respect or discipline, stupid mother allowed him to be a spoiled brat... so a loser douche is what she gets. She didn't get a brat overnight. I fucking hate parents who act like victims when their brats are disrespectful. Parents are the authority, damn it!.
Most kids today think they deserve everything because their parents are so interested in earning money, they buy them every gadget in the market just to drown their feelings of guilt. That's why most kids today have that huge feeling of over self-worth. That's why many kids are the super losers of the future.
I have no sympathy for such loser parents nor their loser spawns.
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Just another mother who didn't teach the little bastard how to behave when he was younger and is now paying the price. He is not the responsibility of the police, he's a rude, spoiled brat who doesn't have any respect for the person who MADE him that way.
He's 19? I'll bet he talks trash all the time about how he's an adult, mom can't make him do anything, right? He's an adult, yep, throw the little shit out!