Tuesday, January 20th 2009

No Pink Gay Bunnies Allowed

Whenever I stare at Tommy Girl long enough I start to see a gay ass pink bunny rabbit before me, so it's funny to me that this bitch wasn't allowed into the Valkyrie premiere in Berlin. The homorabbit even wore Tommy's eye patch from the movie, but he forgot to put a dead brown poodle on his head. They seriously threw a pink gay bunny off the red carpet. That's Sharon Stone cold. I guess Tommy wants to be the only crazy bitch at his own party.

Stepford Katie was also there looking more demonic in the face than ever. Her lipstick looks like butt grease. You can look at Tommy for that. He probably scooted on her face.

And if you look at the close-ups of Tommy, it really looks like he's getting double-fisted. Real talk: his butt plug probably just shifted.

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Bondagebarbie's picture

They both look good..at least Katiebot can clean up well.The Furry is great..I have a soft spot for them.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

I like the way the vein on his forehead always looks like it is about to burst.

ocd can be good's picture

It would have been even better had this guy dressed up like the purple Teletubby.

kdracofan's picture

I can't believe i am going to say it but Tom looks kinda handsome in these pics and Katie looks cute.

*barf*

ImpertinentVixen's picture

At last we know what happened to the bunny suit from Ralphie's aunt.

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that bunny already was in dirrty?

cornpone's picture

wow he actually doesn't look horrible for once

Mrs Patrick Campbell's picture

Tammy is so happy with her recent very good plastic surgery that she is bursting to show it off!

I can't imagine a worse choice of actor to portray Graf von Stauffenberg

gia's picture

"He probably scooted on her face."
Hee Hee Hee!!!

MyTwoCents's picture

Britain is my brocolli!!

*puff puff*

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Clarisse's picture

So....Germany is my carrot? Bunny smoking something fun!!!

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CB!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDPuzOq_tbA&feature=related

Well, I think her hair looks cute here..and that's about it. She's aging kinda odd..it's like she's getting more fug as she goes along. And she's always making those weird faces..like she's fake smiling, fake not smiling, fake everything.

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Submitted by sammyking on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 5:15am.
it's the biggest dating site for wealthy and suclessful people
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But do they really sucless? I mean, considering they're such suclessful people, they're not really very bright.

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Ya know I was reading "The Puppet Masters" by Robert Heinlein recently...

... has anyone checked Katie's back recently for any gelatinous alien masses?

Pine, nah it wasn't the religion. It's just that the spawn of Chris Whatsisname or Josh Harnett wouldn't get her much media attention, and as a former TV starlet she had only a limited time before they did a "Where Are They Now?" special on her.

Basically she's stupid, and she wanted to be a megastar, so she hooked up with a tiny gay insane alien thinking that it would make her life come up roses. All she had to sell was her soul, her kid, her career, her religion, and any shot at a normal life forever and ever.

The sad thing is that because of her abysmal performance in "Batman Begins," she would have been more famous and respected if she hadn't hitched herself to Tommygirl.

This should be a Lifetime movie. Or at least a biopic a few decades down the line...

gyeah's picture

I would love her hideous dress if it had tentacles at the bottom.
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sexytime's picture

She does not look okay in the head....as usual. Why did she sign the contract to be Tommygirl's beard if this sucks so much for her? Well, guess she thought it was a good idea at the time....

TITS's picture

Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 11:20pm.

I am ONLY posting cuz a Tommy Girl thread has 69 posts and that creeps me the fuck out!!!
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no kidding! I'd have done the same.

Let's see if we can get it up to 666.

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bambi's picture

but trix are for kids ...

Madam Pince's picture

I'd really like to know why Katie sold her soul to the devil & married Tommy Girl. Even "good Catholic girls" can be single moms in Hollywood nowadays. She'd be happier with the pink bunny.

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Team Valtrex's picture

Sock Monkey's eHarmony match.

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KidL's picture

Dayum! Stepford Bot looks old and dead!

Manimal5's picture

I wonder if that was Pheobe Price under that Bunny costume trying to get on any red carpet any way she can.

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Clarisse's picture

I am ONLY posting cuz a Tommy Girl thread has 69 posts and that creeps me the fuck out!!!

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islandgirl's picture

Tigerlils, if you need a second on the pissed ginge judge, you know where to find me.
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z-listed's picture

How long has Tommy had such a square jaw? Is it the way his hair is cut and styled or has he had some implants or other plastic surgery? What do the d-listers think?

Capitanne's picture

She looks just like him now! What the F is going on??? It's like Michael Jackson making himself white. Tommy Girl has cloned himself with an unemployed C-list TV actress.

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Submitted by angry mom on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 10:30pm.
Goodnight sluts!
xoxo
PINK GAY BUNNY for HSOTD 1/21/09!
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What about Hot Ginge DRUNKEN Judge??????
WE SHALL NEVER FORGET!!!!
Yeah, Fuck wits, I've had a few but I have this disease that makes my breath smell like booze...Oh, yeah and gimme a kiss....
NEVER FORGET!!!!!

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Tigerlilly's picture

Ok, I gotta take a royal ass tiger piss, then pass out, cuz that's how I roll, but I want to tell all you sluts I love you more than any gay pink bunny ever has...
Those gay pink bunnies don't really love you...they just want you for sex...just ask Tommy Girl...
I, however want you for sex AND money...What? What? I'm a sex hooker now...My job at the strip club didn't go over so well cuz I was eating the customers back in the "champagne room" only not in a good way *hic*...oops, *belch*....*picking remnants of bone and wedding ring out of tiger teeth*...What? What?

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Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 10:28pm.

poor mom will be humming that song for days. trust. :-)

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letinstar's picture

perhaps the pink gay bunny was banned because it clearly has no easy access opening by his fluffy tail...that would limit a quickie for tommy in the bushes...
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TITS's picture

Aw Schumlpy way to ruin the mystery!! I thought this meant something else entirely!:

Sehen wie lang man schafft.

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oh god, you are not posh so stop it with that shit.

@schlumpfgruen: Thank you!!!!! (You should go to bed now...and try not to dream of pink eyepatch-wearing bunnies chasing you.)

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angry mom's picture

Goodnight sluts!
xoxo
PINK GAY BUNNY for HSOTD 1/21/09!

"Where is a fucking Crip when you need em?" -MK 1/20/09

I am signing off for a bit, The Real Whores of the O.C is on and I can't miss a cheesy minute! Later sluts!

schlumpfgruen's picture

@nippy

I so hope this will be on TV tomorrow.
I'll kepp you updated and hand you a youtube link should I find one.

Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 10:24pm.

That was gold. Emailed it to mom!

schlumpfgruen's picture

@TITS

Translation?

"Ziel für die nächsten ferien:
Sehen wie lang man schafft.^^
Man muss alles probieren,wa ? xD"

means:

Goal for the next term breaks/holidays:
See how long I can do it
You have to try everything, huh?

The song is about partying for 3 days straight and being hung over and stuff like that, and aside from that it's just plain stupid, which is why it is so damn funny.

Submitted by shut the smurf up on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 10:19p

You are so right! Perfection!

jiggywiddit's picture

@ devilgirl--

Here are some authentic chola pix set to fab music. Luvs it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwqSmNRXYVU

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I think I've already been appraised for a couple of hundred pesos, a lame goat and an elderly monkey with a farting problem.--MK

@schlumpfgruen: Now you're just teasing me. You know I already want a video statement from the rabbit!

Oh, on the subject of all things German, that inaugural ball in DC is now playing Run Lola Run music. Weird.

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Submitted by TOPANGA on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 10:22pm.

Off Topic: Any one watching the inaugural balls (lol, inaugural balls)...and no, I'm not feeling Michelle's dress.

Nope. I was Inauguration-ed out by noon today.

Submitted by shut the smurf up on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 10:16pm.

Thanks. Got what I needed. It would have helped if I had spelled it right, I kept getting Cholla cactus'. I am an idiot!

Noelegy's picture

I wonder if Katie is developing spinal problems from having to slump so much...

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TOPANGA's picture

Off Topic: Any one watching the inaugural balls (lol, inaugural balls)...and no, I'm not feeling Michelle's dress.

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TITS's picture

Schumplf - thanks for the youtube link! that was GREAT! I could easily see myself doing that just for fun.

I love this comment:

AluZaZa (1 day ago)

Ziel für die nächsten ferien:
Sehen wie lang man schafft.^^
Man muss alles probieren,wa ? xD

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angry mom's picture

schlumpfgruen-WTF did you linky me too??!!! Hilarious and awesomely weird. It about blew out the speakers on the new laptop that I'm trying to figure out how to work :)
Hot chola for devilgirl:
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