And She Wore Ivory.....
Or is that cream? Or white? Whatever. Bitches can finally unclench their ass cheeks because Michelle Obama's inauguration gown came out tonight. I can't wait to hear whores on the morning shows tomorrow rant about this from top to bottom. Anyway, it was made by Taiwan-born Jason Wu. I love him because he used to make clothes for Barbie. He still makes Barbies sometimes, but only really fine ones. The kind you'd drink champagne with and talk about art. Elegant ones.
So, when I first saw her dress, I wasn't sure about it. It looked liked a wedding dress Solange would make down in the basement using Charmin rolls, pipe cleaners and cotton balls. But then when she twirled and it sparkled, I felt tingly. It's the gay gene. I see pretty sparkles and I'm suddenly giggling. And get ready to see low-budget knock offs of this dress at weddings, proms and sweet 16 parties.
As expected, Beyonce sang "At Last" for the Obamas first dance. I didn't roll my eyes completely which means it wasn't that bad. I did a half roll and then brought it back. You know Beyonce's inner Sasha Fierce was begging to come out. Beyonce had to hold her back! You could tell she wanted to get all dramatic, rip off her dress and bust some "Single Ladies" moves. Basement Baby was telepathically telling her to "Let Sasha out! Let Sasha out!" That didn't happen and overall I give it a half clap. She's still no Etta James.
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#1Beyslut can make all the googly faces at Prez Obama all she wants but the man is devoted to his wife and family. Michelle ain't Jackie O or Hillary. She will beat the weave off that bitch. Trust. Don't let the fancy degrees fool ya. Southside Chicago all the way!
#2 Friends of mine at the balls said she lip synched both her performances. All the stars had problems with their vocals because of the cold, but Beyslut sounds pitch perfect? Nah bitches, it's tapes, just like yoyo ma.
#3 Daddy Knowles paid upwards of $8 million dollars to the Enter. Committee for Bey's top spots. Can't reveal my source.
#4 That moment wasn't about her and yet someone had to tell that bitch to get off the damn stage!! No class at all.
#5 She is a registered Republican, performed for Bush 2001 inauguration (it's on Google). So that makes her a fucking liar in my book.
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The Obama's are sweet and classy
but why does Beyonce have to come in a pour Velveeta all over everything! Cheese! I was cringing when they showed her... urgh!
They are a very distinguished-looking couple. And she's not ugly, she is classy and very pretty, I just wish she'd stop wearing fake lashes. The kids are adorable. It's a nice change with little kids in the White House. He looked very presidential and I ain't even on their jock, but the truth's he truth.
'Cause if there's one thing that she don't like, it's getting gang-raped and her hair extensions swiped...in the ghetto.
Mel-Tang on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 5:15pm
Agreed. I am suspicious that Michelle has felt awkward since she was in 4th grade. It is my understanding she is 5'11 inches. Girls that tall are usually very self concious and move like MO does. Yes she is smart, yes she is accomplished in so many ways, but she has the habit of slouching and she "lumbers" instead of walking.
The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
Jack Handy...oh, my sides! Hilarious!
Except not.
*rolls eyes*
ANYway, I love Michelle, but I didn't like the top part of this dress. It just didn't flatter her somehow. But really, whatever. They looked hot together. I didn't even mind Beyonce singing the song, b/c it was all so sweet and melted my little black heart.
I agree w. the calls to make Jill Biden Hot Slut of the Day. Wow. Not just her hot fashion sense, but the gorgeous smile she always has on her face. The woman has beautiful energy. She shimmers. Lucky Joe!
Mariah's dress freaked me OUT. I kept waiting for a nip slip. Sheesh. Try getting a dress that fits?
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bitch looked like fantasia..
Submitted by bosnick on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 6:35pm.
That dress is as ugly as the one she wore during the day. Come on gays, am I the only one who hates this?
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The more I thought about her day dress, the more I realized it was fug. She needs to wear under the dress smoothers and a better bra first of all to give her a better line. The color was all wrong for her coloring, she needed something more vibrant. It was the dress a much older woman would wear.
The evening gown was not well fitted or suited for the festivities.
I was disappointed.
My mother used to design clothes and it's all about the fit and the undergarments, color and proportion. I might dress like an old punk rock hooker but I know what looks good.
That dress is as ugly as the one she wore during the day. Come on gays, am I the only one who hates this?
That was one pressure situation and Beyonce was sublime. I'm not usually a fan but that was excellent and she should be proud of herself for pulling off that song so well.
Try putting that cletard Shitney up there and then get back to me. Of COURSE that would never happen! I don't think the first lady wants an eyeful of Shitter Snatch anyway.
Strapless gowns, DC in January. These ladies must be cold; the rooms can't be THAT overheated. I feel chilled just looking at their bare arms (especially Jill's turkey wings).
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Everyone always tells me I have no heart, but all yesterday I got teary eyed when thinking about Obama and what he is doing for people like me and other races all over the world.
Then I just had to watch this performance and when Sasha Fierce started to get all H20'd in the eyes, so did I.
Obama makes me proud to be an American! Go Obama!
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Barry looked great; Michelle looked awkward. She needs braces for that overbite. Beyonce sucked.
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I for one liked Michelle's gold dress. It reminded me of an era long past.
I also liked her gown, particularly while she danced. It reminded me that this couple is very much in love and their first dance was something akin to the first dance at a wedding.
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Submitted by joan cusack on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 1:31pm.
They're the sweetest couple & I fear for his life
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Joan, I pray no harm comes to this man for he is a symbol of change in our country and change never comes easy.
My work neighbors are white aryan assholes and they were up in arms the day Obama took office. They looked visibly upset, flushed, simply angry, particularly after they heard the cheering coming from our unit as the President took his oath of office. They haven't said a work to any of our employees since yesterday morning, and frankly, since they spew nothing but venom from their forked tongues, we much prefer it this way.
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she's NO etta james, but the whole dance was a beautiful moment.
Glad intelligent Michelle knows she is much more than hair and cloths gossip.
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i thought they looked great. but seriously, what kind of dancing did u expect? a little soft shoe? maybe an electric slide? better yet, maybe some booty poppin??? please, they looked more in love and wonderful than the last 43 presidents and their dry ass robot wives.
Both Michelle Obama and Jill Biden need a stylist, stat. I wasn't enthralled by any of their choices. The color of the gold morning dress made her look sallow--it was an odd greenish shade of gold, not warm or flattering to her skin. Jill Biden didn't look so bad in the morning, but she looked knock-kneed and should have worn some tights with her knee high boots.
As for the ball gowns, the dresses on their own weren't bad, but I'm not convinced that they looked great on the wearers. There was just something a bit off about Mrs. Obama's white dress (shoulder strap placement and width?) and I think the red one was too young for Mrs. Biden.
Really, they both need to hire Tim Gunn--go into his machine and figure out what suits their body types.
The dress was elegant and perfect for her body type. I hope she doesn't diet herself down to a size 2.
Submitted by Gaza Strip on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 12:33pm.
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I agree. I think that dress on anyone else would have been damned to hell. It's the most hideous thing I've ever seen. Imagine some actress wearing that toilet paper mess to the Golden Globes. The fashion police woulda been alllll over it. I just think MO could have chosen something that would have complemented her body-type a lot better.
I like this dress and i think she has the body type to wear it well and she did. Its got nothing to do with the fact that shes the 1st lady, if she was some random woman wearing this dress at a ball i would still like it.
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I wouldn't be caught dead in hat dress but it looks great on her..I think the whole video was awesome..Beyonce did a great job.
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Submitted by msdebagain on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 12:13pm.
i have epic hate for Beyonce. She kept looking at Obama like she has a freaking crush on him. She was on the news last night saying 'i never paid attention to elections before this' all the while she was bawling.
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Totally agree with this shit right here, bitch has a boner for the Prez and his non Joe the Camel nose.
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Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 7:35am.
Britney would have been an excellent choice.
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It's like I was watching Platinum Weddings on the WE channel. The pretty white dress, the song, the first dance. Seriously, I was waiting for them to suprise everyone and renew their wedding vows. Wouldn't have fazed me in the least. Pretty, but odd combination for the PRESIDENT'S inaugural ball.
Submitted by clairda on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 11:43am.
white tie with a dinner jacket/tuxedo? No No No! White tie is for tails, everybody knows that!
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uhhhhh, they do?
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Gaza Strip : in America we are allowed to have differing opinions, geez.
If people don't AGREE with you it doesn't make them wrong! Especially when it comes to fashion!
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Classy??? You've got to be kidding. That was ONE damn ugly dress. Please, people, stop the fawning. If ANY other politician's wife had worn it, you'd be ripping her into shreds (like the dress).
Can't stand beyonce BUT if there's one thing this sort of thing does it's to bring some glamour and sparkle back into the presidency.
Let's hope it continues and he's a president the WORLD can be proud of.
Goddamn, this vid just made me cry, i was bowling during the inauguration fest so didnt catch it till now. But damn, those two are so perfect together. I want to hug them and tell them it's gonna be allright.
Oh and i actually kinda liked this dress. Def compared to the yellow one :(
i have epic hate for Beyonce. She kept looking at Obama like she has a freaking crush on him. She was on the news last night saying 'i never paid attention to elections before this' all the while she was bawling. HATE
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i dunno, it sells itself
Now I know I'm getting old and sappy - that whole video just put a big damn grin on my face.
she looked very pretty and they look happy indeed
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Yeah, and I think he was kind of thinking about all those choices, plus what was going to be played ad infinitum because of its historical value. He was actually President before that, since he becomes prez at noon, no matter what, according to the Constitution.
The dress was a hit.
Beyonce didn't orally vomit too much.
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I forgot about Mimi. WTF was that glitter stand/mic? BITCH you are fuckin 40! GROW THE FUCK UP. Can't she afford a nice Valentino or something, anything classy as opposed to those forever21 prom dresses?
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FUCK OFF BEYONCE. Etta James is still alive why the fuck couldn't they get her? I know shes old but she still would've sounded better then this turd. Way to ruin a great song cunt. Oh and that dress does you no favors B.
As far as Michelle, I thought she looked beautiful and classy.
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Michelle Obama, the current first lady, looked marvelous. Not as stunning as Joe Biden's wife, but very classy.
Okay, now on to Bouncy. Someone, anyone...please make her sit down. You are so right, she is NO Etta James. Not now, not ever. I know she is an attractive woman, but a singer she is not. Please, please, please, make them stop offering her acting roles. She CAN'T act. Nope, she can't. Why can't she just stick to what she does best, entertaining. It's been lucrative for her.
You don't see the Williams sisters trying to sing, do you? (Okay, they did try that designer thing for a minute, but we are going to pretend that didn't happen, okay?)
The gown looks like my cats slept on it, then played awhile, then expelled a few hairballs after it's nap.
The wide one-shoulder drape looked like a bandage. And whoever said "bedspread" had it right, not to mention the train which wasn't suitable for dancing. Forget that....WHAT was he doing wearing white tie with a dinner jacket/tuxedo? No No No! White tie is for tails, everybody knows that! Who advises these people on their attire?
Beyonce is still trying to be relevant... but she's not.
"Cadillac Man" was totally ignored by people and no one cared about her performance.
If Miss Fierce was looking for an Oscar like Ms. Hudson, she can think again.
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I know Michelle is classy and smart as hell. However, I don't like her taste in clothes. Both the gold dress was ugly and now this dress is pretty ugly. Her confidence does make up for it though.
Submitted by Katt on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 10:26am.
uh, her dress wasn't MUSTARD YELLOW...it was GOLD. And it looked good.
Submitted by No Words on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 10:34am.
It's kind of a tough judgment call: does O say the oath correctly, and thereby embarrass the Chief Justice, who's supposed to know better and will be ruling on O's laws and actions? Or does O just copy the CJ, since the CJ is supposed to know better? Ultimately a meaningless point, since they kinda sorta got the oath right--all the words were there--and no one would be silly enough to challenge it.
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I agree with vegasgirl, Jill for hot slut! Few women can pull off red. She looked hot, way too hot for hubby. Biden sorta looks like an evil wizard or something with those eyebrows...
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Who knew they still even made chenille bedspreads!
Technically, according to that darn Constitution that they've been trying to avoid for 8 years, the President-Elect becomes President on 12 noon regardless of whether the oath is said. Properly or not. He was Prez at noon either way!
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I'm with Michael K about Solange Knowles using toilet paper and pipe cleaners in the basement to come up with that sloppy mess of a dress but it was less offensive than anything designed by the House of Diarreah.
I'm thinking we need to make Jill Biden the hot slut of the day.She definitely outshone Michelle with her black stiletto dominatrix boods and whore red ball gown, the woman looked fierce.