Wednesday, January 21st 2009
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Cynthia McFadden's elegant and stunning Inaugural Ball dress! - How does an exquisite dress like this even happen? It's like an 80s prom dress and a fug ass mother of the bride dress made dirty dirty love to create that shit. Gorgeous!
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PLEASE tell me those aren't shoulder pads. What, did she lose a bet?
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What the FUG?! I wouldn't even let someone be buried in that monstrasity. When did Seargeant Pepper and the Lonely Hearts Club add another member?
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
The bottom is an 80's prom dress and the top is your gran's holiday sweater. She is trying to pull a Sharon Stone. And she fails. Okay?
How did she look in the mirror and say "I look good, I'm ready" ???
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hostess of the Laplandian reindeer hoofing championship
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Someone should have stopped her. Don't TV presenters have stylists?
i think that may be the fugliest dress i've ever seen..
Dubyu Tee Eff. Where does one buy something like this in the first place? Pay attention, kids: money can't buy class.
Oh my god I saw that lady last night! She was at the Southern States Inaugural Ball. This made my day!!!
"IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!" - Kanye West
Wow! no idea who this is but WOW!
Cynthia is most likely grabbed the first thing from her closet. It was most likely very early in the morning and dark when walked into 1984.
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I think there is an underlying substance abuse problem that someone needs to look into. No one should smoke crack and shop for a ballgown.
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In front of the firing squad: the designer, her stylist, and whichever producer let her go on the air on this historic night wearing that fugness. It looks like a 3rd-grade school play Love Fairy costume or one of Suede's "Project Runway" monstrosities.
Well, at least whoever designed it is safe from knockoffs!
She looks like a young Mrs.S. Claus.
Holy fucking shit that dress is hideous!!
"I really loved her in Saving Private Ryan. I think she was playing the role of steamy pile of warm intestines strewn across Omaha beach. It sure looked like her." -jazzfish on Julia Roberts 1/19/09
That is one of the ugliest dresses I have ever seen. Ever.
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Ya'll know this is Rojo Caliente's dream dress, right?
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That's hilarious. Her stylist obviously hates her. The crowd is obviously laughing at her :)
OMG THAT YOU MK THANK YOU. I was FREAAAAAAKING OUT about homegirls dress. My twitter at the moment I saw it:
"Can't believe what Cynthia McFadden is wearing on ABC news. Looks like one of Joan Collins rejected rags! Or some Renaissance Fair shit."
It looks like a Russian figure skater dress gone horribly wrong.
She truly must have no friends.
~It’s not the fall that kills you; it’s the sudden stop at the end.
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There were only two considerations regarding this outfit.....I want to wear red and I want to be warm.
omg, hideous.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Bernice wanted to wear this to the White House
The best dress ever!
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"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Cynthia hosted one Nightline from her NYC apartment (she was sick and she's still single...) and let me tell you, her ENTIRE APARTMENT IS THE COLOR RED.
I saw this fashion mess last night and loved it too. From the football-player-shoulder-pads to the Michael-Jackson-cum-ballerina-outfit, Cynthia deserves to be Hot Slut.
That dress is HEINOUS. Maybe her 12 year old daughter made it and Mommy didn't have the heart to refuse to wear it.
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
I am SO glad you posted this! I was up last night randomly channel surfing when I happened upon this sight. I did a double take. WHO is the stylist that would let a news anchor covering the "MOST IMPORTANT EVENT IN ALL OF AMERICAN HISTORY" wear THAT on national television? I really hope someone does a news story on that dress. Jon Stewart, maybe.
She's putting the "Ho" in Hostess.
Lmao!! Where do you even find a dress like this?
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That shit looks like something a 3 year old would wear on Christmas.
"he better watch out or he'll get AIDS when he date-rapes her"
The top looks a bit Sgt. Pepper-ish to me.
The dress itself is bad enough, but she looks like a linebacker in it!
I'm thinking maybe she's an attention whore and doesn't care if it's because she looks bad or good. Or maybe she's color blind or something.
Here's a pic of her with some other women, including that dog hater Soledad. A woman her size should never wear such thing. And the comment of Scarlett's drapery made me think that this outfit looks like it was made from the hideous curtains of some 1970s motel.
http://www.newyorksocialdiary.com/socialdiary/2005/05_12_05/images/P1070...
Is she trying to pull a Scarlett O'Hara with this dress? Do hotels still use gaudy fabric designs like this?
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She looks like she’s going to her mariachi band practice following the inauguration.
@Tracy Lynn: I think those are puff sleeves (cuz they better not be bringing back shoulder pads!).
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Kiss my grits.
She looks like she was dressed in the dark during a solar eclipse by Stevie Wonder.
"Come, Watson! There's fuckery afoot!."
Oh, and is it just me, or does this woman have the shoulders of a linebacker?
UGLAY!
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Youthless
Is this a real screenshot? Have we all travelled back to 1986 or something? Oy vey.
BWHAHAHA! It does look like a hostess cake!
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!
I think my mom wore this dress in emerald green when she was a bridesmaid in 1987.
Jenny Jones at a baton twirler convention...sadness.
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Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.
Sugaroo is right: half table skirt & half band uniform. Is that freakin' velvet on the top part? Angel_i needs to get busy with this work of art.
Is this a current picture? She really wore this in 2009? That looks like some nasty party dress from the 80s. First Michelle's "iffy" looking dress and now this. Who is dressing these people?????
@Mk
It's like an 80s prom dress and a fug ass mother of the bride dress made dirty dirty love
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Fuck naw. It was a threesome with a Hostess Cupcake! Just look at the sleeves!
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Who ever decided on that dress needs to be beaten half to death and then shot in the head. Seriously that is horrible!
It is another Torpedo origional thrift store chic dress.
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Oh... wow. Just... wow. Really? I didn't watch. Is this for real?
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Half table skirt and half band uniform.
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