Who Knew?
I was so caught up with that "What will Michelle Obama wear?" shit that I totally forgot about lil' Jill Biden. Seriously, I had to think for a few minutes as to who she is when they announced her name last night. And then she came out wearing a bright red strapless dress. WHORE! No, she looked really hot. Got Dayum! She looked like she was ready for a catfight on a soap opera. I was waiting for Susan Lucci to come out and pull her hair. I absolutely fucking loved it. It could have used a few more sparkles, but besides that, it was perfect.
And Joe Biden's plugs were looking good too. Why is that I really want him to sell me a vegetable chopper on an infomercial or some shit? I want to come home drunk at 3am, turn on the TV and watch a 45-minute infomercial featuring VP Biden hawking something or another while pointing and winking at me. He also seems the type that calls absolutely everyone "chief." Hey chief!
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I wouldn't say either Jill's or Michelle's dress was a perfect fashion choice, but they both looked comfortable with them on and looked like they were having fun, which is very cool in my book. Although I agree with whoever said Jill needed a necklace of some sort.
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You know, I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.
I'd let Joe sell me a vegetable chopper anytime.
*wink* *wink*
And Jill is one hot ho. Yeah, she has older lady flabby arms, but she's still hot.
This dress was a little too hoochie for the occasion, although it was better than Michelle's poofy feathery prom dress.
She couldn't even move in it without having to reach back to fling the train out of the way, and she looked uncomfortable in it.
They were saying he wasn't a very good dancer, but I think it was her dress that was making them trip all over the place.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 1:43pm.
If Obama wants to wear "assless chaps" in the oval office it doesn't matter as long as he's doing the right thing.
I might draw the line there and suddenly start caring.
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She looked ok. I don't like the front of the dress (where the boobies are). That type of cut makes everyone look square and boobless. Michelle looked like a gangly teenager going to her first junior prom. She needs some etiquette classes.
"If I wasnt terrified of jail I wouldve pushed her ass down on the ground and cut her long, flowing Starbucks-then-treadmill ponytail right off her damn head!"--chefcammi
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She's a hot 57 year old...she's a hot any-age old actually. Anyone know how tall she is?
Honestly they look like caca.
Trying too hard and it's not working.
That dress looks Terrible on her
(like a bad junior high prom dress)
and his fake tannery (Bob Barker wants his look back Joe)is god aweful!
She looks sickly skinny with a
fake mall hair wig on.
Sorry. Just saying what I see.
Doesn't mean I don't like them.
I just can't stand it when women don't
cover up their flappity wrinkly arm skin.
She is cute, she needed a necklace.. And Michelle looks adorable too.. Both perfect in my eyes.. LOVE BARRY & JOE and their hot wives!!
She should have not tried to out ho the President's wife.Big no-no...Kinda like the bridesmaid trying to look hotter than the bride.Bad Form...
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
OMG.......Whats up with the retro 80's Dynasty look
Its Crystal and Blake Carrington............
Where is Sammy Jo and Alexis??!?!?
Bony shoulders and old lady arms. If you have them, do not go strapless.
And Biden creeps me out. He looks like an aging game-show host who ogles women half his age.
Re: hating on anybody who replaces Dubya... HELL YEAH. I'll hate on them until they PROVE they're not as bad as he was. The bastards don't get my liking or respect until they EARN it. They're politicians, and regardless of party they're scheming, selfish money-grubbing turds who would gladly see the ordinary people they claim to be just like burn before they'd scuff a pinky nail.
i loved jill's dress...she obviously loves red and it looked great on her....
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whoa...amber is the color of your energy...
i love infomercials <3
Dr. of Education.
That's DOCTOR Jill Biden. Beautiful AND smart, love the bitch. Although her and Joe the Biden need to take a Learning Annex course on when to STFU.
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Tom Wolfe referred to the "socialite slouchers" as "social x-rays". Yea, she fits that bill.
And Joe Biden should def be a QVC host or something-fake hair, fake teeth, fake tan, always looks like he doesn't know where the hell he is...
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 11:41am.
I don't care what Obama, Biden, or their spouses look or dress like
If Obama wants to wear "assless chaps" in the oval office it doesn't matter as long as he's doing the right thing.
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She's as thin as Susan Lucci, so she better be pullin' some Erica Kane shit outta her closet soon enough! And I agree, her arms are a little too thin for the dress.
STFU!!!
She's too skinny for that dress..look at her arms!!
Sammyking- QUIT YOUR F' IN SPAM CRAP! LOSER!
Headline on Drudgereport: Wallstreet stays spooked.
Um...VERY poor choice of words.
She looks better than I remembered. Let's just hope she doesn't turn into a porker like Tipper did.
Submitted by mike on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 10:59am.
Too much political coverage in the past two days, MK. It just brings out the kook commenters.
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For real! I'm over the political coverage in general. Originally I came here to get away from that stuff, and now I can't do that. This is supposed to be Celebrity gossip, but unfortunately it looks like Obama (not a fault of his own), has crossed that line and is now considered a celebrity.
Our Second Lady is an un-fresh piece of magenta ass.
I think I'm in love.
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Submitted by Poopele on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 11:34am.
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H8TR!
can't hate: for her age, she looks great
I hate the way they force these people to dance with their spouses and look so in love. What if they hate each other? It wouldn't matter to me. Getting along with your spouse is not important on the job qualification scale, imo.
"I really loved her in Saving Private Ryan. I think she was playing the role of steamy pile of warm intestines strewn across Omaha beach. It sure looked like her." -jazzfish on Julia Roberts 1/19/09
why does this shit look like my High School prom or something?
I don't care what Obama, Biden, or their spouses look or dress like. I wanna know what they're going to do to lead the country. Platitudes are fine but accomplish nothing.
Also, many people overestimate the power of the presidency. Other than declare war (with the Senate's advice and consent), veto legislation, and make Cabinet and Supreme Court nominations, he doesn't have all that much actual power; he's mostly a figurehead. He can't fix or ruin the economy, education, crime, etc. Congress has far more actual power to get stuff done, yet many people vote for their local congressperson with one eye open.
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Jill Biden looks like she just got off the plane from Guadalajara(sp?) after a week with the shits. Wheres her sombrero?
Jill Biden looked absolutely adorable...and I'm sorry, but I love Joe Biden's crazy ass. It has been some time since fun (and getting shit done) crazy has been in the White House. Did you see him in the parade yesterday? He's a damned fool in the best way possible. We finally got some hams and foxes in the White House. Couldn't be happier. What a great day.
ps. ARETHA'S HAT!!!!
I'm kinda liking the red. But the boots and the red coat Jill wore for the day were hot! No conservative, boring shit for Jill!
Too much political coverage in the past two days, MK. It just brings out the kook commenters.
i'm from delaware so i'm up on their nuts no matter what
I thought they looked great, and thought that Jill really dressed well for during the day and the evening dress was a knock-out. I personally loved, loved, loved her boots!
OMG spoiled, he's the hotness!! ♥♥♥♥ him! brandi, panty pudding much? LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
"Oo, oo! I gotz a gayme!
Finish this sentance:
Joe and Jill went up Capital Hill to...."
fetch a corporate bailout!
JK I don't know their stance on anything really. Just being a smartass:P
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Oo, oo! I gotz a gayme!
Finish this sentance:
Joe and Jill went up Capital Hill to....
I thought the Bidens looked nice...Jill was maybe a little over the top with the hooker boots during the day, and the red strapless dress at night. She looked very pretty, though. She is a little like a Monet...great from far away, and less so close up.
NOT IMPRESSED on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 10:39am
I kept saying that after he was picked, he IS a Game Show host of the now hwattest game in town.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Biden looks like Bob Barker.
COOOOOOOOOOME ON DOWN!!!!!!
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
Biden looks like someone put his old ass in a tanning bed.
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Spoiled on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 10:33am
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
He seems fierce and the most excited person to be back in DC.
I saw him with his kids at some point before the parade, his son looks just like him. His wife, well, let's hope the lighting was bad or something, cuz, um, no...
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Like I said before, Jill Biden is one hot bitch. I was toootaaaallyy feeling those boots she had on in the morning. WORK IT GIRL! Oh, and she's a professor! HOT HOT HOTTIE!
SUPER l-o-n-g link, but here's a photo of Rahm from yesterday courtesy of Getty Images:
http://cache4.asset-cache.net/xc/84371298.jpg?v=1&c=NewsMaker&k=2&d=17A4...
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 10:27am.
Where is Rahm Emanuel? Anyone got picture links?
sex tape, anyone????
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
The slut boots from yesterday were much hotter!!
The Bidens are more popular than the Cheney's on day #2 in office.
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Work it Jill.
She don't mind.
Where is Rahm Emanuel? Anyone got picture links?
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Jill has the socialite slouch. If you ever been out for a nice lunch in NYC you'll see that they all hunch over. Pat Buckley was the worst.
I wuvs me some Jill. Biatch is a fucking English professor and made Biden go home from DC every night. If you know of a place that needs an English teacher, hopefully a community college (she's always worked in one) and close to "home" let her know! She's sorta looking for a job.