Katie Price Has All The Answers
When Katie Price isn't posing as a "broke down Victoria's Secret angel forced to work the day-shift as a hooker after falling on hard times," she's discussing important topics like crime and punishment! Katie thinks she has it all figured out. She told The Sun her exact thoughts on what should happen to rapists, drunk drivers and thieves.
She said, “The way I see it is an eye for an eye. So if someone rapes a girl he should be bent over and the same thing done to him. I’m sorry that’s just the way I feel. I’m very strict. If someone is done for drink-driving they should have their licence taken away for life. And if someone steals they should have to wear a dye on their skin, like a tattoo on their ear or somewhere it can be seen – like across their face! That would stop people stealing.”
That shit sounds like a 4th grade paper on "What I Would Do If I Was Ruler Of The Entire Universe." This is my question on the rape thing: who is going to ass rape all the rapists? And since the ass punisher is technically committing rape, does that mean they will have to be ass raped too? It's all a vicious cycle. Ass rape for everyone!
I think we should punish all the criminals by forcing them to sit in a room with Katie Price for 1 hour. After they finished biting all the skin and tissue off their finger so that they could use the bone to poke out their eardrums and eyeballs, they will beg to be put out of their misery.
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Shandi...Katie Price looks like the plastic surgery poster whore to me, so I think we can bet she has had some sort of tummy tuck or something to make her abs flawless. I dont have any kids, so I cant be positive, but from what I see, it seems like most celebs get back the tightness of their belly skin & I would think that would be near impossible or pretty rare without surgery. I am sure they are some women out there with 3 kids who are lucky to have memory skin... You can have rock hard abs & still have that loose, stretched out skin over it, but lots of them have flawless stomach skin. I would think most women with flat stomachs & two or more kids would have what looks like Britney's belly not Katie Price's.
yea, she looks real strict....what a moron
Katie Price IS useless, but I wish I had her body. I've had three kids, just like her, and I eat correctly and exercise. I'm thin, but my abdomen is still a mess. I could never look like that in a bikini. Has she had a tummy tuck, anyone know?
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Please, when will celebs stop talking?! Some of these fuckwits really need a reality check. Her concept is a very immature way of trying to force justice into a very neat little package. Maybe in her universe of unicorns & puppies & angels life's issues are that easily solved, but this is the real world. Lots of murky, gray areas, get used to it.
I have to say I agree with her!
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So what did she and Peter steal? I mean thei skin is dyed orange and all.
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Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.
I think she wants to be the one who ass rapes all the rapists...I mean she does stick her head up her ass on a daily basis (and when Peter gets bored with the 20 inch dildo), now she can do it and serve justice!!!
i don't care because i fucking just love this stupid ass ho'. wtf is wrong with me???
i'm all for an eye for an eye shit. i'm all over that.
but where the fuck is our man Harvey?? it's been MONTHS, MK! WTF is up with THAT?
did you abandon Harvey for Mah Boo only?
If this empty, mentally-depleted whore has never had cocktails and driven her fake ass somewhere, im Olivia Newton John.
~dreylove
skanks who prance around in huge black bras and teeny pink wings should have their boobies dipped in gravy and then gnawed off by ravenous hyaenas. sorry, but i'm very strict too.
Dumb as rocks but I still love this ho
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Should the cell phone hire someone to rape them back?
Hysterical!!!
So what should happen to shameless whores who stick cell phones up their twats for publicity? Should the cell phone hire someone to rape them back? Or does the cell phone get restitution for damages and emotional trauma? So confusing!
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We're on "Team Against Media-Whoring Husband-Stealing Baby Collecting Tatted-up Freakshows." - Stoney, 12/2008
@deka: From the same place that she gets the fairy dust she sprinkles all over the world in her glorious, angelic wake.
wear did those tits come from?!
www.thatshideous.com
She's taken Harvey away from us! What's the punishment for that? We take her fake tits completely out and she is committed to a nunnery?!
STFU!!!
Where is Harvey???? We have been deprived of his presence way too long.
I love revenge, so I think the victim has to decide what happens...ah the things I would do!!
That being said, it won't be right if the thief/assaulter or whatever didn't get a fair trial..what if they were set-up?
Yanno - you wanna hear this kinda wisdom you could just sit your ass down at a barstool almost anywhere at 11:30 in the morning.
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Submitted by Sweetas on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 12:39pm.
So Katie, what should happen to mothers who drink and drug it up when they're pregnant? *loading gun*
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Oh SNAP! Good one, Sweetas!
I agree with the logic as well .. I always have. An eye for an eye. I think the person who would do the ass raping (so to speak) should be the man with the world's largest cock ! aahhh hell .. just use a broom handle, and see how far you can shove it in lol
~* I Was Born A Bitch, What's Your Excuse ?? *~
why the fuck was anybody even talking to her?
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So Katie, what should happen to mothers who drink and drug it up when they're pregnant? *loading gun*
Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 12:16pm.
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Bwahahaha
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
An eye for an eye leaves everyone blind. Of course when you're talking about Katie here, that's a good thing.
So by that logic, she should puke because of my disgusting displays at least once a month.
When she said, "I'm very strict," my lady parts went, "Hello?" My brain, however, is not a Katie fan by a long shot. Loving the ginormous bra, howevs. Anyone else getting a picture in their mind of Peter wearing that same outfit, prancing around the house after the kids have gone to sleep?
"I’m very strict."
Katie has such high standards. Cellphonegoeswhere?
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
WELL WE WILL SEE IF YOU STILL FEEL THIS WAY WHEN ONE FUCKING DAY YOU USE SOME REALLY BAD FUCKING JUDGEMENT AND DO SOMETHING OUT OF CHARACTER. LIKE ONE NIGHT WHEN YOUR CUNTY ASS HAS TWO GLASSES OF WINE AND DECIDES TO DRIVE AROUND THE BLOCK HOME AND SOME ASSHOLE COP DECIDES HE FEELS YOU ARE DRUNK. OH WAIT, YOU HAVE ALREADY FUCKED UP. LIKE HOOKING WHEN YOU WERE YOUNGER. MABE THEY SHOULD SEW UP YOUR SNATCH AND CUT OFF YOUR TITS. GOD YOU ARE A FUCKING GODDAMN STUPID BITCH.
Dear Jordan:
"So if someone rapes a girl he should be bent over and the same thing done to him"
so, does that apply to all the times you raped poor Petey Girl?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
Ass rapes for everyone!
Oh fuck!
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
Before I comment on this, let me say that I put on my special helmet...so, throw things if you must!
I agree with plastic-tits. I do however live in reality and know that "eye for an eye" is not exactly possible, but it would be nice.
hugs y'all
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@ Kevette
"later they found out it wasnt him through DNA."
Agreed that it is an evolving science and a process. However, if we have DNA evidence which is 100% conclusive than there should be no question when it comes to certain crimes, such as, child rape, child murder, etc...
Regardless, as it is now, we are housing a society which is no longer responsible for their own actions.
At the very least, prisons need to become self-sufficient.
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Infantile reasoning.
An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 12:16pm.
LOL!
it's the biggest dating site for wealthy and suclessful people.
But I want someone who sucks more, not less!
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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.
“The way I see it is an eye for an eye. So if someone rapes a girl he should be bent over and the same thing done to him.
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That actually happens, dumbass, it's called bending over in the prison showers. Stupid twat.
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
I think criminals should be forced to listen to her music as punishment.
Submitted by sammyking on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 12:10pm.
It is wrong for a man have a rich woman or a woman have a wealthy man?
UMM... It's wrong when the only intentions of that relationship are based on money, by say... having a website for whores to find a man with money?
Submitted by sammyking on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 12:10pm.
It is wrong for a man have a rich woman or a woman have a wealthy man?
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship. but more and more services come out on Internet focusing on this kind
of relationship.
such as http://www.searchingmillionaire.com/
it's the biggest dating site for wealthy and suclessful people.
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Yes, I want to date a suclessful person, sign me up!
alot of her logic sounds like something from the arabic countrys. perhaps she should move there ans see how that works out for her.
It is wrong for a man have a rich woman or a woman have a wealthy man?
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship. but more and more services come out on Internet focusing on this kind
of relationship.
such as http://www.searchingmillionaire.com/
it's the biggest dating site for wealthy and suclessful people.
What a clown. Seriously, though. She's "funnier" than a real clown.
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 11:59am.
well, in the interest of personal safety, I'd go with the strap on ass rape and if you refuse to hire girls, I can sue them.
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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 11:59am.
well, in the interest of personal safety, I'd go with the strap on ass rape and if you refuse to hire girls, I can sue them.
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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.
Submitted by Silvara0428 on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 11:54am.
I agree that DNA has helped the justice system, but it's still something that is changing as we learn more. It's not like some scientist discovered it and case closed, it's something we're still learning about. 20 years from now we could discover something else that solves crimes and the way we look at DNA now will become archaic. One of Canada's biggest wrongful imprisonments was Guy Paul Morin. A little girl went missing (eventually discovered sexually assaulted and murdered) and all signs pointed to the neighbor. They had testimonies, they found her hair fibers in his car so it was case closed. 5-10 years later they found out it wasnt him through DNA.
Things like testimony's depend on people, who are the worst evidence. 10 people could witness a car accident, and each one of them would have a different story. Testimony's are unreliable, people are biased and stories can change.
According to her rationale, she should definitely lose her cell phone privileges for life.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 11:55am.
I know! Yes, if they join the Pipefitters Union. Does he get a fluffer, too, or do they discriminate by only offering the position (ha!) to men who like butt-secks? Why couldn't a woman with a strap-on fill the post just as well? I'd say Jordan needs to pencil this one out some more.
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WTF is wrong with her left eye?
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sheeps brings up some interesting thoughts.
does the ass rapist get two weeks paid vacation and a decent dental plan?
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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.
@ Kevette on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 11:48am.
True, but what about DNA, testimony, and admission of guilt? As a tax payer why am I responsible for this persons life say if they have taken another?
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"We do not gnaw on our kitties"
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