Morning Wood

The other day I was talking to my sister and we were both wondering what happened to Fairuza Balk.

The Craft was a great movie, imo.

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Submitted by RecessVillain on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 1:27pm.
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She totally fucked up the "Hero" song too. Her voice isn't what it used to be. I'm not sure, but I think at one point she might have even messed up the lyrics to Hero.

1) I love Ellen. She's hilarious.

2) They need to stop remaking classic films. They fuck them up every single time.

3)Lily Allen is a fucking idiot.

4) Jay Z needs to dump the zero and stop pretending he's all that. He can suck it cuz NAS> Jay Z

Ellen Degeneres should have said 'shut up' a few times

I want a Beckham sex tape in the worst way..I think those two are incredibly hot!

Fairuza Balk is awesome..love her!

Ralph Macchio loooks awesome for 47!

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Submitted by kdracofan on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 1:57pm
Nice!

Most women who are not actually elephants don't have the chichis that Aretha has.

And Ellen looks like she gift-wrapped her head. But hey, she's a comedian so looking silly is part of the job (if you have talent).

The original Karate Kid has a point. Too bad nobody's gonna listen to him, and the remake will undoubtedly be a vanity project full of fart jokes, rotten acting with lots of open-mouths and bulging eyes, and the worst dialogue since Uwe Bollshit's latest.

Fairuza Balk's boots are UNREAL! I almost love them, but hope they're not made of actual fur. I just saw her in a preview for some movie called Humboldt County that came out last year.

STFU!!!

Happy Hour: Hi hun, thanks for asking.
The weather was nice: mid 60's to low 70's.
I stayed on Ocean Drive and there was an art festival and an antique car show outside my hotel. I got to rest a lot. In other words: I have a very nice time.

ralph macchio doesn't age...and he's right...fuck remaking "the karate kid"...

and omg jay z does look like andre leon talley...
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whoa...amber is the color of your energy...

Kdracofan OT: how was FL?

Six figures beats Six inches any day.

Side note how bad was MiMi during the group sing-a-long for ABC's Neighborhood Ball.

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Aretha Franklin was the only class act yesterday. Couldn't Ellen have picked a more plausible target to mock, like say BeYAWNce's fat ass or Michelle's toilet paper dress?

I like Lilly Allens jeans!!!!

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I never stay on topic :)

Can't blame Karate geezer

I always liked Fairuza Balk
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"

Jay-Z may have committed the first fashion faux pas of the Inauguration with that hat, but MeWantsIt was right behind him with those dumbass purple lace fingerless gloves!

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So what if some of the crayons are missing; use the ones still in the box. Maybe the world needs a purple horse.

They should leave karate kid alone. and I hate Will smith! is there a xenu worshipper I can stand?
no.

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it's the biggest dating site for wealthy and suclessful people.

Hiya Migraine!

LMAO @ the tard spammers:
"it's the biggest dating site for wealthy and suclessful people"

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Do the wealthy suck less? I think not!

Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 12:26pm.
I want to be "suclessful."

I want to be suckedmoreso!

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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.

I want to be "suclessful."

Ellen is a funny mothafucka! love her
and jay-z or alt??? lmao! he really does look like him! what is with his new dork/fashionista/fur hat look??

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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'

Hiya Migraine!

LMAO @ the tard spammers:
"it's the biggest dating site for wealthy and suclessful people"
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"

Tasteless Ellen. Simply tasteless. And while we're at it, you haven't been funny for a while. Go suck on Portia's vag.

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Please, you are making a German spectacle of yourself!

Fairuza Balk looks exactly like my schizophrenic aunt. Creepy. You know, I've always wondered what out of work actors do when, well, they're out of work and they've done some shit people have seen and they are recognizable. Do they wait tables, work for insurance companies, what? That'd be really awkward wouldn't it? Hey didn't I see you in such and such movie? You're working at a dry cleaners? Whoa, that must really suck for you, huh?
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Ralph is 48 friggin years old!!! Still looks 20!

RE: Size..I heard that it was girth that women want more than anything...least that is what the lady told me on Sirius!

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Take Nothing but pictures. Leave nothing but footprints. Kill nothing but time.

CB!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDPuzOq_tbA&feature=related

Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 12:01pm.
Wasn't The Karate Kid ruined when they made the original?

LOL!

It is wrong for a man have a rich woman or a woman have a wealthy man?

It is an absolutely extramarital relationship. but more and more services come out on Internet focusing on this kind

of relationship.

such as http://www.searchingmillionaire.com/

it's the biggest dating site for wealthy and suclessful people.

Good Morning Hookers!!!!!!

Ellen, DO NOT MOCK THE QUEEN!

Ralph Macchio is alive?!

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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!

jazzfish_77 on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 12:01pm.
Wasn't The Karate Kid ruined when they made the original?
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lmao

Andre Leon Talley, indeed. M.K., you're a hoot and a gem.

Whoopee cushions are funnier than Ellen Degeneres.

Wasn't The Karate Kid ruined when they made the original?

ellen's so funny.
size does matter, but not in a paycheck way.

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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.

Ellen is brave. Aretha can literally grab her funny dancing feet and bite them and swallow them in one gulp.

I won't fuck with Aretha.

She's a hungry one.

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"Everyone Loves a Fat Guy!" Peter Griffin, Family Guy

I'm glad Ralph Macchio said something. Remaking the Karate Kid is RIDICULOUS. FUCK Will Smith and his fame whore kids.

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-Paris Hilton

The income-orgasm link is interesting, but sounds a bit like pseudo-science. You'd have to blind-test the theory by having sex without knowing what the male's income is or by lying about his income. Wait, that happens every night after closing time.

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Britney Spears' Guide to Semiconductor Physics. Britney lectures on the semiconductor lasers and optoelectronic devices that make our lives easier.

Jesus, the end of the world is coming and soon, if Spencer Pratt beat someone's ass!

Couldn't they make Victoria's breast look a little more real?

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When did rounding up people you don't like in your counrty and putting them in camps get a bad name? Mr. Stephen T. Colbert

Ellen rocks! lol

and lmao @ "Jay-Z or Andre Leon Talley?" touché