Wednesday, January 21st 2009

Tommy Is Totally "Ewwwing" Inside

After going through a security check at an airport in Berlin, Tommy Girl created an eyeball rolling wave by kissing his robobride in front of the pappies. I'm shocked that the security equipment didn't burst into flames from the intense levels of fakery.

You can see the craziness swirling inside Tommy's eyes just before he's about to kiss a girl on the lips (ewwwwww). He's using his hypnotic alien powers to help him imagine Katie's mouth lips as David Beckham's dirt star. Or maybe he's picturing that pink gay bunny with an eyepatch that got thrown out of his premiere? Isn't it heartbreaking that they can't be together? Forbidden love!

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Posted by: Michael K


KaosAndMe's picture

What is she wearing?
It looks like the Yellow Isolation Gowns we wear at work when we deal with patients on Body Fluid Precautions...
hey wait...
maybe that is why she is wearing it too..
where has HE been?

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Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 12:58am.

Careful Dee. That's how those Scieno's getcha'! First it's the hair, then next thing yano, BAM, their inside your head. Her hair does look good here, but it's obvious from her other candid photos that she didn't do this herself.
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Damn those CO$ bastards are tricky bitches. Do you think they'd try to replace IG's worn down finger nub with a GPS tracker if they offered her a hot ginge?

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Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 12:55am.
Is is wrong to think that Katie's hair is cute? I wish I could pull of a cute short hair style like that.
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Careful Dee. That's how those Scieno's getcha'! First it's the hair, then next thing yano, BAM, their inside your head. Her hair does look good here, but it's obvious from her other candid photos that she didn't do this herself.

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DeeDee's picture

Is is wrong to think that Katie's hair is cute? I wish I could pull of a cute short hair style like that.

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bornagainChristian's picture

CB said it best after the Batman Begins red carpet spectacle in 2005.

A real couple does not put on such a show in public.

nuff' said.

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fakery or not people kissing in public is revolting!

Lindalou's picture

Remember when Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie did that? Like it would prove something? I wonder if Katie will go on to marry one of her own kind and breed normally once shes allowed out of her contract.

moomarse's picture

Their fakery is pure fuckery!!!

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TT99's picture

It actually happened, the explosion. Apparently no one has visited
http://securitycheckatBerlinAirportBlowsUpAfterFakePDA.com
Scientology is trying to shut it down, I just thought I'd put it out there, I'm part of the anti-Xenu resistance.
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gia's picture

I bet she has to ask permission before she kisses him in public, so he can mentally prepare & make it look as genuine & as romantic & spontaneous as possible. Even when they were at the height of their "love" frenzy, they had zero chemistry. Ugh...Imagine having his maniacal monster toothed phony grin that close to your face...

KidL's picture

Why is Kool-Aid Katie wearing Jerry Seinfield's puffy shirt? She looks like shit.

her coat looks like wadded up charmin on the floor of a public bathroom.

Whenever I see Katiebot's increasing haggy face, I suddenly hear Mick Jagger singing about mother's little helpers... anyone else have that happen?

As for that kiss shot, you know that once the cameras were off he demanded an alcohol wipe to get rid of the girl cooties.

Soerosed's picture

Don't touch my Tommy girl! :-) want to watch that hitler movie so bad, my pants can't take it any longer.

Katie has got to be my favorite gold digger. Seriously what would she have been without tommy girl? that money, the publicity, jobs she's got!

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Sensimina's picture

Sooo creepy. How could THIS be worth it? No amount of money, connections, etc. could make me be able to handle Tommy Girl's crazy.

And "Kate" looks so aged and robotic because bitch is on Stepford pills. You know there's no way she gets through this without painkillers and Ativan.

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Submitted by chicklett69 on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 2:24pm.
I totally thought that in the first pic, that Katie was a mannequin ! I had to look through the pics to see if she was real.
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I too thought the first picture showed Tommy Girl and Katie striking a pose at Madame Tussaud's. I continued to think so until I saw the other photos and realized it must be the 'real' Katie . . . Madam Tussaud's wax figures are created to look life like. Katie-bot . . . not so much. Her eyes look devoid of any spark of happiness.

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Toonkinstein's picture

FUck me....she is beginnng to look like Nicole Kidman....her face has stopped moving!!!!
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CALL THE F.B.I.!! The Sciencreeptologists are majority shareholders in the botox factory!!!

Toonkinstein's picture

you know it's staged...she ALWAYS wears lipstick...this time she is not lest there be evidence on the Troll that he kissed a girl - girl robot...a fembot!....pretty soon she'll shoot bullets from her titties...I know I do....if I hate my date I cap his ass with my bullet tits - I am gifted that way.

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CALL THE F.B.I.!! The Sciencreeptologists are have taken Manhatten now they are going to take Berlin!!!

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Submitted by Nippy on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 2:58pm.

Every time I see her photo I cannot get over how much she has aged. Apparently being married to Tommy Boy is worse than what a US President goes through.

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I know, right? It's astonishing. Not only has she aged like someone's been fucking with her Dorian Gray portrait, but her eyes just keep getting more and more dead, as if dead came in degrees. It's so sad. I hate Tom Cruise, but more than him, I hate his cult. Evil, evil, evil bastards.

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Bondagebarbie's picture

I am not digging her new hair

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Every time I see her photo I cannot get over how much she has aged. Apparently being married to Tommy Boy is worse than what a US President goes through.

jengirl's picture

can she really not navigate without his assistance?

Green Is Good's picture

My Bullshit Detector is pinging off the scale.

gyeah's picture

Her various hairdos should be named after mental disorders.

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chicklett69's picture

I totally thought that in the first pic, that Katie was a mannequin ! I had to look through the pics to see if she was real.

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Ford_Prefect's picture

Is Katiebot morphing into Posh? How much more stick like can she go?

Oh, and Tommybot rinsed his lips with a solution of barley water and bleach after that fake, half ass attempt at a kiss.

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Stock Broker's picture

KatieBot needs to have her CPU changed.

Where's Tommy Girl's stepladder? Doesn't he take it everywhere he goes? Tiny little man-child that he is!!!

Capitanne's picture

Scientology is so nuts! Look at what's become of Katie Holmes. She looks more like him that herself. And, I'm sorry, the Travolta kid thing is not just sad but bizarre! That Kawasaki disease causes heart problems not seizures and retardation - and it doesn't come from cleaning products. L Ron Hubbard just made this crazy stuff up and it cost the Travoltas their kid.

@Deb for Katie looks like holy hell. Can she get osteoporosis from constantly hunching over to make Tommy look taller?

HAHAHA! Gay Midget Dwarf scoliosis?

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Submitted by Deb on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 1:44pm.

I saw the same thing also Deb on the bunny thread last night. You just want to tell her to straighten up! Her posture is going to hell. Fuck TG.

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Mrs Patrick Campbell's picture

Why does Tammy have to go through airport security? Doesn't she have her own private jet?

Also, she appears to have had an endoscopic face lift as we are unable to see any scars(unless the photos are all photoshopped).

Discuss!

Deb's picture

Katie looks like holy hell. Can she get osteoporosis from constantly hunching over to make Tommy look taller?

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christine the hoff's picture

she looks forty, as usual. if she showed up looking her age I'd have a heart attack.

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But.Seriously.Folks's picture

Marriage is truly kicking Katie's ass. Bearding Tommy Girl is hard work, apparently. Makes me almost want to give Nicole Kidman a round of golf claps.

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angel_i's picture

If I didn't feel the crazy off them so strongly I'd say that they look pretty good, actually but his face is REALLY red. Wassup widat? Ah..peels. Nevamind.

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paris herpes's picture

Zombie Katie looks like she's half drunk on the barley water.

STFU!!!

M.E.'s picture

I would fucking donkey punch my husband if he constantly "guided me" around and shit.

UGH!

Clarisse's picture

Thumb #8...BOO!

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christine the hoff's picture

he's gross. she's useless.

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FritoDorito's picture

After all the Paps leave, Tommy Girl is going to go throw up and cry. Girls, nasty!
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Mysmichelle's picture

what the hell is she wearing?

They are so creepy. I hope things really aren't as wierd as they seem, there are too many children involved.

I am EWWING inside

I can't believe people actually went to see Valkyrie....or did the Scientologists buy all those tickets. I don't know anyone who saw it.

jengirl's picture

katie appears to be rebelling slightly in thumbnail #10

She's starting to look like Edward Scissor Hands.

Blacki Onassis's picture

She looks a bit like Winona Ryder in these pics - you know like she's been at the downers.

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