Open Post: Hosted By The Eyebrow Pictures We've All Seen A Million Times
Anybody who reads my shit on a semi-regular basis knows my crazy fascination with EYEBROWS. If you're a chick, it's the first thing I look at it. If you're a dude, I look at the peen area first and then the eyebrow area. Because of this, these pictures have been forwarded to my inbox at least ten hundred thousand million times. That's a lowball figure too. I'm sure you've seen them the same amount of times, if not more.
So, let's keep the eyebrow worship going. It is your duty to send all these pictures to everyone in your address book every day this week! If you don't, your eyebrows will fall off in your sleep tonight. They will be ashamed to be associated with you and quit your ass. Yes, your friends may break up with you, but what's more important? Friendships or eyebrows? The answer is hanging over your eyes.
P.S. - Open post = Talk about whatever the fuck you want!
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I could bear the others..but the last one made me almost remove my EYES...I hope & pray its photoshopped
Whoah! Is the middle, second row bald one a man or a woman?
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soooo any news about that whole thing in dc? I've been avoiding the news for the past few years.
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Oh come on people! The main pic is inspired!! It's bollywood meets east la - in space!
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 1:19am.
That's it?
You mean you wouldn't superglue a bag to my head, stitch it onto my neck, staple it, and attach it with industrial strength tape? Make sure it's plastic too, because eyebrows looking like any of those should be punishable by death.
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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 1:17am.
If my eyebrows ever look this stupid, remind me to put a bag over my head.
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If they ever look that stupid, I'll STAPLE a bag over your head.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Nite nite Nittay! ♥♥
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Youthless
If my eyebrows ever look this stupid, remind me to put a bag over my head.
People always complain I have thick eyebrows. I'd rather have thick eyebrows than what eyebrows these tards have.
But sometimes I like to put on chola makeup and post it all over the internet.
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Do they make merkin/eyebrow matching sets?
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G'night Hookers! Must get an early start in the morning. I'm really not spending the day shopping for myself, just doing my part to keep the economy stimulated...really.
xoxoxo
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"Let your administration go. If they come back, we're all moving to Canada." ~John Stewart to Fox News
The one in the main pic even went to the effort of drawing eyelashes on her lower lids.
You have to admire her steady hand and dedication if not her taste.
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Do they call that a UNIbrow or an UNObrow in chola-bonics? (main pic)
For a few of those girls, their eyebrows are the least of their problems.
In bar-light, she looked all right;
In daylight, she looked desperate
That’s all right, I was desperate, too
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 11:17pm.
I'm pretty sure the last one is Carlos Mencia's mom. She is to eyebrow waxing what he is to comedy.
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Bwahahahaa!
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Youthless
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 10:04pm.
Wow! People have really lost their fucking minds! $300 used tube socks, smelly sock fetishes?
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Oh yes. It's a very real phenomena. Just ask Socky, how do you think that love sock can keep affording all those makeovers?
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WOW! That last one looks like a Gorg off of Fraggle Rock. That's some Jim Henson shit right there.
I'm pretty sure the last one is Carlos Mencia's mom. She is to eyebrow waxing what he is to comedy.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
I've been standing for the last 3 hours at a concert and every muscle/bone/whatever in my body is screaming out in pain.
That is all.
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"Beyonce is just demonstrating what it would sound like if your iPod was playing Aretha Franklin as you dropped it into a wood chipper. Now if someone would just drop Beyonce into a wood chipper." - Team Valtrex
Submitted by Helena on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 10:05pm.
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ummmmm, whatcha lookin' at those smelly socks for???
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OMG you're still here Mrs. Kravitz? I've been to the bar, picked up new york style pizaa for my boyfriend and his worthless friends, gotten high and read the headlines!
"I really loved her in Saving Private Ryan. I think she was playing the role of steamy pile of warm intestines strewn across Omaha beach. It sure looked like her." -jazzfish on Julia Roberts 1/19/09
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 8:36pm.
Dlisted Bunnies....
Question to anyone who has ever been to/currently going to a chiropractor....give me a yell.
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Whatever you do doll, do not let the chiro touch your neck!!!!!!
I've been seeing one for years and the guy is a miracle man, I love him, but he does not touch my neck ever!!!!
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If she was any more inbred, she'd be in line for the British throne.
G'nite sluts! It's been fun. Top Chef is on in 10min. can't miss a riveting momento!
Devilgirl kisses to all!
P.S-FUCK OFF SPAMMERS!
Oh, and I have some input on the chiro front. About two years ago I had a herniated disc in my lower back. I had seven or eight weekly visits to a chiropractor and it hasn't bothered me since. Each session was pretty much instant relief, but then the pain would slowly come back over the next week but then it was time for the next session.
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Halloween Jack is a real cool cat.
Submitted by shandi on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 9:49pm.
PLEASE tell me that last thumbnail is a photoshop!
As for the eyebrows, I wonder if some of them are actually tattoos, specifically the cat eyebrows and the ivy ones. I couldn't imagine drawing it on everyday.
I thought that too, but I realized that the cat brows and ivy brows belonged to the same girl. Maybe she draws on different designs everyday.
Wow! People have really lost their fucking minds! $300 used tube socks, smelly sock fetishes? What next rotted dick smelling sweaters?
(Sorry Paris Herpes, I couldn't resist!)
LOL!
Damn, I tried to leave a comment, but can't!
But I had a GOOD chiro experience! It's not impossible!
ps. no pikturs. are you crazy?!
♥ ThreadKilla!
DListed WEEK IN REVIEW! Now with beer goggles:)
Hey, if you have $300 extra dollars just lying around ... (oh, plus $65.40 for shipping):
http://cgi.ebay.com/YEARS-SUPPLY-MENS-WELL-WORN-STRIPED-OTC-TUBE-SOCKS_W...
So I had to google this because it's just too freaking insane! The best part of the following blog is that there are no comments, so maybe this is the only guy with this kind of fetish (no pics, SFW): http://adultsock.blogspot.com/
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Halloween Jack is a real cool cat.
PLEASE tell me that last thumbnail is a photoshop!
As for the eyebrows, I wonder if some of them are actually tattoos, specifically the cat eyebrows and the ivy ones. I couldn't imagine drawing it on everyday.
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Submitted by Helena on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 9:44pm.
devilgirl, there's more! Check out the legs in this one (showing off his soccer scar or whatever):
http://cgi.ebay.com/Well-Worn-Used-Mens-Adidas-Socks-Hard-Core-Athletic-...
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OMG! I love the casual crossed leg pose. I am laughing so hard. Why do I find this so funny. You have really made me laugh harder today than I have in a long time with this sock business.
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Submitted by Helena on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 9:33pm.
Soup? That's gotta be a joke but people always surprise me.
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Soup? I saw socks. Wheres the soup?
devilgirl, there's more! Check out the legs in this one (showing off his soccer scar or whatever):
http://cgi.ebay.com/Well-Worn-Used-Mens-Adidas-Socks-Hard-Core-Athletic-...
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Halloween Jack is a real cool cat.
Submitted by Helena on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 9:33pm.
Soup? That's gotta be a joke but people always surprise me.
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 9:40p
Anytime Clarisse! You have got to check out the post by Helena, it is sooo funny. Worn socks on Ebay for sale. The guy modeling them is so serious about show casing their beauty!
Maybe I am high, but that is some funny stuff!
Devilgirl,
Thank you so much! I try to be the anti-whiny girl, but this shit is getting too much! I will ask my doc. He is a smarty! (he sent me for all those evil shock things for the finger numbness!)
I will, with your permission, ask you more questions later!!!
TITS,
Thanks sweet cheeks! I thought the chiro was the answer until tonight!
You guys are da bestest!
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Hey Helena,
Did you check out the leg model? I can't stop laughing at this! THANK YOU for my biggest laugh of the day. Woot!
Submitted by Helena on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 9:33pm.
Okay, so, this is totally random and naïve, but when I stumbled across this on eBay, I immediately thought, "those dlisted whores will know the answer!" Can anyone tell me what someone wants with this?:
ROFLMAO! Too funny. That chick off of Rock of Love Bus might like them, you know Brittany, the smelly pissy sock thief.
I am still laughing and wtf? $9.50!
Okay, so, this is totally random and naïve, but when I stumbled across this on eBay, I immediately thought, "those dlisted whores will know the answer!" Can anyone tell me what someone wants with this?:
http://cgi.ebay.com/Well-worn-mens-athletic-socks-very-used_W0QQitemZ220...
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Halloween Jack is a real cool cat.
Submitted by lazee on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 9:29pm.
Shoot, to hell with the niece, can I go? No seriously, that sounds like a nice outing for an 18yr old!
I was thinking of taking my niece to a Museum, then a fancy lunch, go shopping and then go home. Is that enough?
I'm not taking an 18 year old clubbing, my sister would kill me. She can do that on her own time.
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Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 9:19pm.
Yes, if you're lucky.
Tip - don't see the first neuro that's available. They're usually the worst. And always see at LEAST two - the asshats outnumber the good ones by about 3 to 1.
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Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 9:19pm.
DV,
Ok. (sorry for the buggin ya) Would a neuro cure vertigo and migraines? Which my doc says were caused by the spine injury.
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Silly Clarisse (said like Anthony Hopkins in Silence of the Lambs), you are no bother at all.
Yes, for sure, a neurosurgeon will be able to get rid of those problems for you. A good one that is. As I said, do homework and see in your area who is the best.
I can always ask my dear ol' dad questions for ya, if you have specific things you would like to know. He can also tell me who you should see in your area. I know info is personal, but seriously, if you need help, we can communicate privately. Just let me know!
DV,
Ok. (sorry for the buggin ya) Would a neuro cure vertigo and migraines? Which my doc says were caused by the spine injury.
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Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 8:58pm.
thanks for the heads up, i wasn't reading that post for obvious reasons...
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Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 9:04pm.
Yes, there are butchers out there, but as with anything, you have to do your homework and get a 2nd and even 3rd opinion.
My dad did a surgery on a woman who became paralyzed by a chiro. His work gave her back the ability to use her lower limbs again. She went from unable to walk, to having sensation back then eventually was able to walk with a walker.
Mind you every profession in medcine has it's good and bad seeds. If surgery is in your future, do it sooner rather than later so you don't exacerbate (sp? too lazy to look up) the problem.
I hate Dr's and so does my dad! : )
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 9:07pm.
I was doing cheerleading jumps on uneven ground
Pikturs!!
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Check this out-- I swear #14 is being modeled by our own Phoebe Price (if MK didn't love her BEFORE...):
http://www.cracked.com/article_16032_25-most-disturbing-sex-toys.html
I had a REALLY great chiropractor!
I was doing cheerleading jumps on uneven ground (cuz I'm so cool like that;) ...and I thought I'd brok myself forevah! Boohoohoohoo! But she totally set me straight, I wasn't fixed RIGHT away I went back twice and found these perfect yoga poses for realignment if it got to bugging me. But the pain became way sporadic after my first visit. She's a masseuse too.
♥ ThreadKilla!
DListed WEEK IN REVIEW! Now with beer goggles:)
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 8:36pm.
Dlisted Bunnies....
Question to anyone who has ever been to/currently going to a chiropractor....give me a yell.
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and @lazee: The weekend? Well, you gotta take her to your hottest club, of course!
♥ ThreadKilla!
DListed WEEK IN REVIEW! Now with beer goggles:)
DV,
My family doc said surgery was probably in my future, but I have heard much more horror stories about the neuros (no offense!!!) than chiros!
*giving in to whiny girl*
It hurts!
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