The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For January 21st!

He had it all; looks, fame, money, an Airship but it all turned sour when Teddy Ruxpin turned to meth. Now he's a ghost of his former self and he's turning tricks; blowing strange bears in broad daylight just to keep up his habit. This is The E True Hollywood Story: Teddy Ruxpin. - Kevette

Runners-up:

I bet that aint the first time you've heard " Yuck, there's simian all over my teddy " - El Bastardo

"Prune!" - Vern

VIA Daily Mail

Thanks Christy

Posted by: Michael K

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The CAPTION THIS Contest

Submitted by anony54321 on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 8:13pm.

prune is still making me laugh!

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The McCanns Did It

Submitted by Vern on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 7:08pm.

Oh yeah! Thank you so much, just came home from the day from hell at work, this cheered me up so much!
Congrats EL B and Kevette! Riotously funny as always!

Submitted by fatgurrl on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 6:33pm.

Talk about loooooser (me)........congrats all winners!!!

Submitted by El Bastardo on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 2:57pm.

Ahhhhhhhhhhh thanks peeps!! Congrootz 2 Kevette and Vern :)

Submitted by Sweetas on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 1:10pm.

Ahahahaha!! Kevette, that was perfect!! All the winners - well deserved! Except ElB, I know for a fact that he does favors to win ifiaintbeintoosubtle.

Oh yeah, that's me. ;) ElB♥♥♥

Submitted by Deb on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 12:14pm.

WTG Kevette! Congrats to ElB & Vern! That was a hard one. I had nada.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by Datura on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 12:12pm.

You guys kill me. Those were all too clever.

“I ejaculate boiling venom, so I’d need to wear like fifty condoms.”

Submitted by Kevette on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 11:43am.

The only other thing I've won in my life was a snowman filled with jellybeans at a Church Raffle! Hurray! Thanks MK!

Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 10:59am.

El Bastardo! Told ya so!

Now, drop trough and bend over!

Congrats everybodies!!!!

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Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 10:50am.

Congrats to all. They truly were the best captions!

Submitted by kdracofan on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 10:28am.

lol...good ones - special wut! wut! to ELB

Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 10:10am.

congrats to ELB and Kevette... why am I not getting the "prune" one? Is it about the Olsens? Sorry so stupid!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"

Submitted by anony54321 on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 10:01am.

prune! hahahahahhahaha!

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The McCanns Did It

Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 10:00am.

Congrats to the winners!

Submitted by The C word on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 9:51am.

Congrats winners!!

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Kiss my grits.

Submitted by Silvara0428 on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 9:50am.

Congrat's winners and Kevette... that was some funny shiot right thar!!!!

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"We do not gnaw on our kitties"
Dr. Evil

Submitted by Billie on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 9:44am.

This photo is actually sad, to me, because this is what they do in labs; they take the mother away and then give the baby a stuffed toy to see how it reacts....the baby gets emotionally attached to the stuffed toy. It's really sad. Or, if the mother dies, they give the baby a stuffed toy to console it.

Sorry to piss on the fun!

http://www.artbybillie.net

Submitted by fatgurrl on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 9:18am.

Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil....See nowhere in that saying does it say feel no evil!

Submitted by fatgurrl on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 9:13am.

Either that lemur has a huge dick or its hittin' the wrong hole on that bear....0o0

Submitted by fatgurrl on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 9:10am.

You remember how you ripped a hole in your teddy bear Cuddles and had sex with it as teenager? Well, Cuddles is back and wants her child support.

Submitted by NotsoAnonymous on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 6:56am.

MAURY: "You ARE the father!"

Submitted by aislinnw on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 4:27am.

Defying the critics, JLo and marc present a united front

Submitted by Miss P on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 2:41am.

foreplay-while-sitting-on-a-pile-of-coke stills from the Gummy Bear & Nicole Ritchie sex tape, anyone surprised? anyone? bueller....?

Submitted by Oceannia420 on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 2:41am.

One thing is for sure ~~ I will never end up on the Never~land ranch with Michael Jackson, he's moved on to children now.

Submitted by daaaaarling on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 2:40am.

Newlyweds Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon find time to snuggle.

Submitted by tojo on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 2:15am.

Kim Zolciak reveals her wig source...

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the end...

Submitted by DLucyAnn on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 2:10am.

It had been a while since bear had such a good hand job.

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elen sila lumen omentilmo-LOTR

Submitted by Country_Gal on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 4:08am.

His eyes are like that because Chris Hanson just walked in, "Hey, whatcha doing there, buddy?" 0_0

Submitted by Carmela on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 11:58pm.

What does this l'il devil have in common with Maddox Jolie-Pitt?

1. He's as cute as a button
2. He's got one funky hairstyle
3. When he hugs his Mommy, she freezes up, her eyes bug out, and she effuses all the warmth of Joan Crawford, Satan, and Charles Mason dipped into a vat of liquid nitrogen.

4. All of the above

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They are the little marks that use their influence, to help a sentence make more sense!

Submitted by Sheryl Crone on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 11:52pm.

Looks like Larry King's sperm is finally starting to throw in the towel.

Submitted by princesszoey on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 11:28pm.

Winnie the Boo

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All these men are liars
All these chicken cowards
I'm walking away
I'm running for my life
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4nlbkX9vBA&feature=related

Submitted by princesszoey on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 11:26pm.

PedoBear's double standard

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All these men are liars
All these chicken cowards
I'm walking away
I'm running for my life
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4nlbkX9vBA&feature=related

Submitted by RaraAvis on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 10:44pm.

The long-awaited Nichole Richey/Joel Madden sex tape is here!

Submitted by yo momma on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 10:41pm.

Little lemur said she's warm and cuddly but don't try to nurse off her unless you want a throat full of weave.

Submitted by gingerbeer on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 10:28pm.

Suri waits in vain for Mommy to become real.

Submitted by lazee on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 10:05pm.

Bronx Mowgli makes a new friend
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Submitted by tinkuy on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 9:53pm.

not a caption:
Hey everyone, this is a sifaka lemur. 3 guesses how "sifaka" is pronounced. That's right ... "SHE-FAK". That always titillates my students.

Caption:
Brittney sez: "If you seek Amy."
I say: "Sifaka the Bear."

Submitted by Vern on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 9:43pm.

Ellen and Portia's honeymoon pics.

Submitted by Vern on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 9:35pm.

"Believe it or not, it wasn't so bad with Kate, but once Dreamy hooked up with Winehouse things got dicey."

Submitted by Vern on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 9:33pm.

Thanks devilgirl! Nice Pussy.

Submitted by Vern on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 9:29pm.

"So Pax, what else did you hear mommy say about me?"
"I'm not allowed to say, Miss Manniston, but it rhymes with 'itch'."

Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 9:26pm.

Submitted by Vern on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 8:54pm.

Ha, ha. Now thats my second fave caption!

Submitted by Vern on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 9:24pm.

"Prune!"

Submitted by nickiquick on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 8:36pm.

Bear: Bad touch, bad touch, BAD TOUCH!!!!!

Submitted by jiggywiddit on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 8:23pm.

There's a WHAT on me? Get it off! Get it off!

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Foreploy (n.): Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

Submitted by jiggywiddit on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 8:23pm.

"She's got Betty Davis Eyes."

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Foreploy (n.): Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 8:14pm.

Sock_Monkey, are you really that hard up for a fix? I mean really, how much did that lil' twink trick pay you? *handing over box of Bounce fabric softener*...Make it last, monkey...

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...