Wednesday, January 21st 2009
Afternoon Crumbs
Happy Squirrel Appreciation Day! And don't celebrate by eating one! I'm talking to you, Brit Brit! - HuffPo
Gay sex scandal in Portland involving a dude named Beau BREEDLOVE - Towleroad
Owen Wilson and that hot piece Rick Rubin on a bike ride - Popsugar
Fran Drescher is still hot (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Fishsticks Paltrow bringing one of her organic nipples out - Egotastic!
Amanda Bynes always looks like someone put her head on another bitch's body - Hollywood Tuna
Katie Holmes actually looks like a living thing here - Just Jared
Why JLove is single - Lainey Gossip
50 Cent works out like a woman - Hollywood Rag
Chris Martin's puppet should permanently replace the real thing - Popbytes
Best Photoshop job ever - Cityrag
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I am exactly, to the day, ten years younger than Fran Drescher. Sadly, she is hotter than me.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 12:16am.
Aren't they the best? What other bands do you like Mani?
Awwww Nitty. You can be the macaroni next time. Member, I like my noodles extra long.
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Youthless
Submitted by DeeDee on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 11:38pm.
True DeeDee,
Tom Petty and Weezer are two of my favorites.
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Aww, Dee♥ But how come I always gotta' be the cheese? *sniffs pits self-consciously*
Holy crap, I had NO clue that Rick Rubin was responsible for all that hwat muzak!
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"Let your administration go. If they come back, we're all moving to Canada." ~John Stewart to Fox News
Hoooooooney! Nitty's the cheese and I'm the macaroni. ♥
Right PSL? Rick Rubin spends less time on his appearance and more time turning out the hits. I'm a-okay with that.
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Youthless
Evening, Hoorz! Next time someone tries to photoshop a set of jugs on the Trollson's and they want us to believe it, they need to remember to keep their arms the size of toothpicks.
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"Let your administration go. If they come back, we're all moving to Canada." ~John Stewart to Fox News
I agree Dee! Rick Rubin is the shit!
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In the acting categories, Chihuahua mill-matron Hilton was a double-nominee for her starring work in Nottie and supporting work in Repo: The Genetic Opera, making her the Kate Winslet of this year's race.
Word up Deb and LA. Rick Rubin is so talented. Some of my most favorite albums were produced by Ruben.
Beastie Boys - Licenced to Ill
Run DMC - Raising Hell
Red Hot Chili Peppers - Blood Sugar Sex Magic
Tom Petty - Wildflowers
System of a Down - Toxicity
Audioslave's debut album
Shakira's Oral Fixation albums
Weezer's last album
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Youthless
I can't look at that picture without reflexively hiding my nuts.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Rick Rubin may look like a crazy homeless bitch, but the man is a musical genius.
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Many people are discussing it at wealthy dating club ***wealthymeetup. c om***, where the successful and affluent singles and hot girls and models to hook up for Hot Love, Flirt and Sexy Dating!
Sorry-- got so worked up I double posted.
Soooo...Portland is all up in arms because it's Mayor had a relationship with another consenting adult? Where the fuck is all the uproar about Linda Hogan and her douchebag teenage boyfriend? If this guy was out of the closet, was not married as a cover (in which case he would be hurting innocent people with lies), and waited until the guy was of legal age, what the fuck is the problem?
My biggest confusion comes from many of the Towleroad commenters, who are pissed this guy made them look bad. Why aren't these guys backing him up?? That is utter bullshit.
Amanda Bynes is cuter than cute, I don't care what anyone says:)
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
Rick Rubin may look homeless, but he is one of the best producers of all time! He's won Grammys in Rock, Pop, Rap, and Country.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rick_Rubin
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
YEAH!
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 5:09pm.
Dammit, where is Team Valtrex when u need him??? I need a collaborator on my new book/movie deal. Any takers?
Can't use Charles Manson...too many f bombs for the G rating I need to rake in the bucks, but i like his apocalyptic life view...maybe he can consult...hmmmm????
TO BE CONTINUED...when i finally track down devilG, Mike, TITS, and Tigerlil to get their feedback on this cinematic masterpiece
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I'm in. I'd go see that shit!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
The JLove thing doesn't surprise me -- she reeks of insecurity.
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"Now is not the time for my fuckery."
http://girlandherbooks.blogspot.com/
http://dumb-report.blogspot.com
Hobo Phoenix only wishes his facial hair could capture the awesomeness that is Rick Rubin's beard.
Fran is a nottie in my book
Fishsticks actually looks great in those pics..kinds sexy....* runs and hides *
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Look at this great photo:
http://www.zancy.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/military_squirrel.jpg
Jesus 50 cent is still around? What is this 2003?
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When did rounding up people you don't like in your counrty and putting them in camps get a bad name? Mr. Stephen T. Colbert
Dammit, where is Team Valtrex when u need him??? I need a collaborator on my new book/movie deal. Any takers?
Can't use Charles Manson...too many f bombs for the G rating I need to rake in the bucks, but i like his apocalyptic life view...maybe he can consult...hmmmm????
TO BE CONTINUED...when i finally track down devilG, Mike, TITS, and Tigerlil to get their feedback on this cinematic masterpiece
Got to run...got a late lunch with Hollywood producer types
Clarisse! damn you!
don't say that! Rick Rubin is fucking awesome.
addicted to the Beastie Boys I am.
hence the love for R.R.
he's no unicorn killer...
maybe a little around the hair line...damn it!
:P
"Where is a fucking Crip when you need em?" -MK 1/20/09
angry mom,
LOL! Sugarbush is chill, but that bitch she lives with...she's a nutter!
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Take Nothing but pictures. Leave nothing but footprints. Kill nothing but time.
here's what i'm thinking for my title of my children's book (as referenced earlier in the thread):
Uncle Sammy the Squirrel and the Dangerous Brew
I'm calling Pixar on this shit...i see an animated feature length film...action figures of uncle sammy with a little scooped out acorn with liquor in it...then another action figure for the mean possum that slips the roofie in his fermented acorn brew...can't think of a name for the character of the possum yet, however, i'm thinking that the possum has a "posse" (get it, u following me here? gotta put something in for the adults to find humorous so they'll buy the DVD when it comes out)
this is gonna be big, people...i think i'm gonna get Casey Affleck to direct...he seems to know a few things about filming the demise of a large, drunken hairy creature.
Anyone else think Rick Rubin looks like Ira Einhorn?
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Take Nothing but pictures. Leave nothing but footprints. Kill nothing but time.
Clarisse you hot slut! I love you ;)
Please tell me though is Sugar Bush a neocon squirrel or a parody squirrel? I suppose either way she's hot!
"Where is a fucking Crip when you need em?" -MK 1/20/09
Angry Mom,
Right-o! Stocky...Where are you..............
Grapedrink!
You are such a cynic!! That ain't shopped! That's Sugarbush, baby!!!!!!
http://www.sugarbushsquirrel.com/
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Take Nothing but pictures. Leave nothing but footprints. Kill nothing but time.
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 4:36pm.
Those drunk squirrels make me laugh...that one on the tree is drunk off his ass...
Sadly, cut to a year later, that same squirrel is living on the concrete, can't remember where he put his last nut, and ready to run under memaw's car as she pulls out her driveway. Tragic.
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I'm quoting myself here because i have decided to make this into a loving children's book to warn the little ones of the dangers of alcohol. I am sending off for the copyright today, so no one better steal my idea or there's going to be one big lawsuit.
Submitted by forever.now on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 4:25pm.
I have no idea how anyone enticed one to put on clothing...
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Slipped a roofie in his acorn i bet...bastards... no means no!
Those drunk squirrels make me laugh...that one on the tree is drunk off his ass...
Sadly, cut to a year later, that same squirrel is living on the concrete, can't remember where he put his last nut, and ready to run under memaw's car as she pulls out her driveway. Tragic.
M.E.!!! thank you-so awesome! :)
"Where is a fucking Crip when you need em?" -MK 1/20/09
Drunk squirrel link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ikH9ZRcF2Q
aw! so cute! I have lived two different places where the squirrels were so at ease you could get really close to them if you pretended not to be watching them. squirrels are super cute! I have no idea how anyone enticed one to put on clothing...
ubmitted by grapedrinkbaby on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 4:07pm.
DevilGirl: wat up? did u catch my comment on the Angeloona thread?
Did u have fun last night?..i passed out early from too much slimfast and a House marathon
I gotta to in a sec to return some christmas presents so i get some greenbacks to pay bills.
I still am up the for Story Swap on open thread...dying to hear about your adventures in philadelphia, ms!!!
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I will head to Angelina thread now.
Wow, you are living dangerously with that Slimfast! Better slow down on that shit!
I shared a church story on the Nazi thread. Chech it out.
Submitted by loozer on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 4:21pm.
LOL. One word: BOTOX!
All the hip squirrels are using it.
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i'm devastated...gonna be adding in a little kahlua in my chocolate royale SF shake this evening
I love Amanda Bynes. I can't say anything bad about her. She is adorable, and has a great body! Plus, she is funny!
Gwynnie is gorgeous. I know you all hate her, but I think she is beautiful.
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In the acting categories, Chihuahua mill-matron Hilton was a double-nominee for her starring work in Nottie and supporting work in Repo: The Genetic Opera, making her the Kate Winslet of this year's race.
nope, no squirrel love here...they fall into that "i can't handle a creature smaller than a cat" category.....
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whoa...amber is the color of your energy...
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 4:17pm.
I like squirrels. I think they are cute.
Where is the link to the drunk squirrels? THAT was hilarious
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Holy shit! drunk squirrels...this is incredible! i need to see this
dammit, now i can't make myself get off this thing again...dlisted is like crack...i'm starting to not give a shit about my grammar or spelling either...not looking good for productivity in 2009...can't make no greenbacks off writing silly comments on this mug
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 4:13pm.
i am suspiscious that there has been some photoshopping done to this squirrel...not only do the patriotic clothes look a little off, but there absolutely NO wrinkles on his face
LOL. One word: BOTOX!
All the hip squirrels are using it.
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I will give you my finest hour, the one I spent watching you shower.
Here ya go ME:
Drunk squirrel:
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=4ikH9ZRcF2Q
Squirrel Launcher:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8016651369765126082
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Kiss my grits.
smurf,
I am not a hunter. I just had a flashback to my childhood when I once helped my brother clean squirrels. I would never be able to do it now. Most of my male relatives hunt (some females too). I have tried squirrel and rabbit, not a fan. I like deer meat if it is not too old and is processed properly. Never went frog gigging either, although it was a popular activity when I was growing up.
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I will give you my finest hour, the one I spent watching you shower.
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 4:14pm.
Hey, hey, hey!!!!!...did u have fun last night? lie to me, lie to me...make something up if you have to
i have no life...i need to live through yours
I like squirrels. I think they are cute.
Where is the link to the drunk squirrels? THAT was hilarious!
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 4:13pm.
Ha Ha Grape, you is funny! How ya doin'?
Submitted by The C word on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 3:49pm.
In honour of Squirrel Appreciation Day, Jeremy Piven is releasing that thing on his head back into the forest.
Ba-dump-bump.
LMAO!!!!!!!
I hate squirrels. I had about 50 million of them in my yard growing up. Plus, they get hit by cars a lot, so I had to see their blood and guts quite often.
Anyway, Katie Holmes looks HOT in that one photo. That means a lot because I don't like her at all.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
i am suspiscious that there has been some photoshopping done to this squirrel...not only do the patriotic clothes look a little off, but there absolutely NO wrinkles on his face
Damn you, squirrel
Rick Rubin is so fucking awesome!
"Where is a fucking Crip when you need em?" -MK 1/20/09