This Is How Verne Troyer Kisses A Baby Doll
In Verne's defense, the doll is just his size. But this shit makes me flashback to his retina-killing sex tape. The two screen shots are pretty much the same. Verne needs to learn how to kiss without involving his little lizard tongue. After this shit went down, that plastic baby doll tried to throw itself in a fire.
Verne got sexy with the baby doll while making a movie with his fellow Celebrity Big Brother housemates. Verne had to pretend that the doll was Mutya Buena, who recently quit the show. Verne tells the doll, "Hey, Mutya. I know you wanna leave, but before you go can you just save a spot in bed for me and I will give you some special loving. We don’t have to tell anyone else. Hey - do you want to ride my scooter?" Click here to watch the scene, but I can't guarantee that Chris Hansen won't come up behind you and ask you to talk for a minute. Or that PedoBear will tap your on the shoulder and give you the thumbs up. Seriously, this feels like some pedo shit.
Some viewers of CBB skeeved out by the whole thing and have sent in letters. They said that a "grown man" shouldn't be getting it on with a baby doll. The words "grown man" needed to be italicized and pressed into quotes for obvious reasons.
And after Verne convinces the plastic baby doll not to throw itself in a fire, methinks he's going to marry it and make a million itty bitty plastic babies with it. They are totally going to look like this.
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In Verne's defense, the doll is just his size
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best line so far!!
Jesus, Verne how badly do you need the money?
I'm willing to start a collection just so he doesn't humiliate himself anymore. Right now WONKY has more dignity!
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
Poor Mini Me, he always seems to take things too far for such a little person...Apparently, the cast seems to like his acting, they all seemed a bit captivated...They should have been horrified, that is some sick shit.
Submitted by Bo on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 9:42am.
Hey Jerk Off! Your 15 minutes were up years ago! Bye Bye!
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OOPS! Thought you were talking to me. I had someone call me a stupid jerkoff the other day. Thought she was stalking me. lol
Hey Jerk Off! Your 15 minutes were up years ago! Bye Bye!
If that dirty little Troll would do that to a doll in public..
just think what he would do in private!!
( I hope he does not have any pets at home)
This ladies and gents is why I am not watching this fuck fest. The first CBB was quite entertaining but this is like Victorians going to Bedlam to laugh at the inmates. Leaving aside his unfortunate proportions, snogging a baby doll is gross and whoever came up with this should be shot. Shot to death, on live TV with nobody watching.
Makes me ashamed to be British.
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If you can't be a good example, be a horrible warning. I'm talking to you actually.
nooooooooooooooooo...I never ever, ever, ever want to see his nasty stubby little tongue again...ever...
Submitted by ocd can be good on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 11:16pm.
@ Yoyonancy. You've seen his profile on the wealthy dating site, have you? And he's hooking up with nice girls? Are they all made by Mattel?
lol!!
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that doll should be able to sue for being violated in that manner...grossness...
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whoa...amber is the color of your energy...
@ Yoyonancy. You've seen his profile on the wealthy dating site, have you? And he's hooking up with nice girls? Are they all made by Mattel?
yes,absolutely right.you can check that on the website ***celebmingle.com***It is a site for celebrities or wealthy people to communicate.
there is an evidence.
Don't click on the link -- Just don't...
http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/1966/troyermmvtmr001tz4.jpg
Hey guys, great news. Sugarbaby can register freely now! Let's go to ***SUGARBABYDATE.COM***.There are many beautiful girls and rich man, this online community was designed to help rich men or beautiful girls. There are over thousands of profiles! Hot babes and rich men are waiting for you! You can get their pictures, phone numbers, locations, and almost any information. And maybe, they are just around your neighborhood.
this upset my stomach
www.thatshideous.com
that may be the best picture ever.
Repulsive photo.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
Oh sorry zappy, you don't have to do anything technical I just meant give us a heads up by typing (nsfw) before you post it. But I mean, I was able to figure out your link was not safe for work just by "isexdoll" and "vaginasandasscombo"!
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Cuz' whose to worry if our hearts get torn
When that hurt gets thrown
Don't you notice life goes on
Sorry Molotov..how do I do that? Excuse my bimboness, but I'm new at blogging and don't know all the lingo (Zappy makes dumb face)
zappy - I say link all you want, but for those of us at work, howsabout a NSFW tag lol
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Cuz' whose to worry if our hearts get torn
When that hurt gets thrown
Don't you notice life goes on
P.S. can I put whore links in here? If not, then I apologize if I can..then enjoy
Looking at him gives me nightmares and I ain't even asleep. He needs one of these because a lifesize wubbuh doll might swallow him up whole.
http://www.isexdoll.com/_e/Vaginas_and_Ass_Combo/product/SE0896-03/Ayana...
Okay, MK, but would you hit it? the Troyer not the doll.
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I think I've already been appraised for a couple of hundred pesos, a lame goat and an elderly monkey with a farting problem.--MK
why doesnt someone just dropkick this creep like a football.
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i dunno, it sells itself
Ok, enough with him already.
He's putrid and disgusting.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
I got four words for this-
HELL TO THE NO!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I'm going to say this even before my comment. please don't come over here and tell me he is disable and that I am an asshole for saying osmething like this.
That THING is fucking disgusting.
That is feckin' gross.
He should just disappear under a dandelion leaf.
And little people wonder why they get made fun of and ridiculed on a regular basis? Ridiculous.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Do they give this show here in the states?
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When did rounding up people you don't like in your counrty and putting them in camps get a bad name? Mr. Stephen T. Colbert
sorry devilgirl, I was imagining if he/it ever bred.
see, know you don't have to eat anymore today!
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it's the biggest dating site for wealthy and suclessful people.
sorry devilgirl, I was imagining if he/it ever bred.
see, know you don't have to eat anymore today!
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it's the biggest dating site for wealthy and suclessful people.
DISGUSTING on many levels.
I sense a porn "career" just around the corner...
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"YAH, YAH, OKAY."
Triscuit!
Back in Hish School one of my friends used to go to the pro-life booth at the State fair to further her collection of those tiny babies...those pro-lifers would interrogate her beforehand and made sure she was "one of them" before handing her the tiny fetus baby. Then she'd walk of cackling that she was a pro choice Catholic. How she didnt' end up getting us shot at is beyond me.
"Where is a fucking Crip when you need em?" -MK 1/20/09
As a uk member who's been watching bits of this show that is nothing, nothing compared with how Coolio has been behaving!! Mutya walked out after Coolio spent his whole time letching after her and the other women. Some of his comments included "wmen should never have been allowed to vote". and "shuttup! women should stay in the kitchen cleaning and be pregnant nothing else". Or shouting "pussy! I smell pussy!" over and over and over during regular conversations. He and Verne are really something else. Unfortunately it's led to a lot of people who like Mutya etc to want them to go back to the USA asap. Sad.
M.E.,
Your welcome. hehehe!
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
Thank you in advance MichaelK for tonight's nightmare.
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I will give you my finest hour, the one I spent watching you shower.
ubmitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 4:51pm.
dear God the fact that this thing finds women to fuck him makes me lose my will to live.
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Why, o why do you have to make me spit food yet again today! Yes, I have been eating all day folks!
dear God the fact that this thing finds women to fuck him makes me lose my will to live.
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it's the biggest dating site for wealthy and suclessful people.
That doll was totally asking for it.. slut!
He's disturbing.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
Yeah, that's skeevy.
All of those people in that room. Ick.
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DListed WEEK IN REVIEW! Now with beer goggles:)
Long ass dirt nap!
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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba_NNKyUwEE
"Bench sucking is only for after midnight. Dumb blue motherfucker!" MK 12.30.08
he needs to take a long ass nap. period
Submitted by angry mom on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 4:37pm.
"What is this fuckery?
Didn't he just turn 40?
WTF. gross."
i agree
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I lOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOve those little babies!
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"The air smells like stink.Flavored rice and stink." ~Pauly Shore~
Not watching the clip. I'm still traumatized from his porn.
That scene was disturbing to say the least. Then I clicked on the little love bebes in their stainless steel bowl! They made up for everything I had just witnessed.
Submitted by randy1 on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 4:33pm.
Mini Nasferatu!
AAAAGGGHHH! You are so right!!! And this is so wrong!
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Say hello to yo mutha for me.
What is this fuckery?
Didn't he just turn 40?
WTF. gross.
"Where is a fucking Crip when you need em?" -MK 1/20/09
Mini Nasferatu!